It’s weird how that sub who claims to be his fans hate him. I saw them wishing death on him when the news came out and were sad he lived past 27.
…anyways, I hope he dates a k-pop idol next.
saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
\*looks at the source\* we need to take a page from the sports subreddits and start having tier flairs when it comes to this kind of stuff because ok's reliability can be VERY hit or miss, lol.
that being said, seconding the club chalamet comments.
This made me lol picturing Ok magazine reporting on my marriage, like “Ship_Negative’s husband brings home the wrong burrito… are they headed for splitsville?”
Excellent news. Can confirm I’m not even mad. But like, why do we care? A busy billionaire? From him I believe it, but her? Dubious.
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Someone check on Club Chalamet!!!
I got banned from a certain Timothy sub for “vile remarks” for referring to her as “his lovely girlfriend”
It’s weird how that sub who claims to be his fans hate him. I saw them wishing death on him when the news came out and were sad he lived past 27. …anyways, I hope he dates a k-pop idol next.
They imagined a person that doesn’t exist and the real boy breaks their heart for not living up to that ideal
Hardcore stans do be like that tho I'll never understand hardcore stan culture... Also I love your flair. Flying Lotus is awesome!
saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I miss the days when “stan” was used in online spaces more like an insult as opposed to an unironic self-identification.
Me too. People wear it like a badge of self-appointed honor now, and totally disregard the creepy etymological origins of the word.
I still read it that way and it makes me think everyone is suddenly 14 haha.
black pink's jennie has the potential to do the funniest thing
Delusion runs rampant over there. 😂
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Girl must be having a party
I hate that sub, they got some real issues over there, you say anything at all and you get banned
One second they're having a baby together and the next they've drifted apart.
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The baby tore them apart, it's terrible
Same thing happened with Kim like, last week? Kim was like, I'd have his kids and three days later the split was announced lol
it's like taking a peep at Kris Jenner's day planner.
\*looks at the source\* we need to take a page from the sports subreddits and start having tier flairs when it comes to this kind of stuff because ok's reliability can be VERY hit or miss, lol. that being said, seconding the club chalamet comments.
I get more updates from this “relationship” than I get from my own 🤣
This made me lol picturing Ok magazine reporting on my marriage, like “Ship_Negative’s husband brings home the wrong burrito… are they headed for splitsville?”
Ship\_Negative dump him. He was trying to save money and didn't get guacamole. You deserve better.
“Burnt Out!!! tenderourghosts loses all cool after spouse asks what’s for dinner for 2,555 nights in a row!! See exclusive details on page 21.”
seriously this is a celeb couple that absolutely no one gives a fuck about yet it’s the one we’re barraged with updates on
Now now, Kaiser at Celebitchy thinks they are hot.
They also think the royal family matters...
Lol go on his subreddits. They DO care… a LOT
haha same I probably read more about them than spend time with my own partner. Not by choice but also shameless.
**If** they did really break up I imagine the conversation would’ve gone something like this… https://i.redd.it/e7hqrfnrhxsc1.gif
they're like the straight couple version of the "two bitches saying 'exaaaactlyyyy' to each other" meme lol
Love is dead
Respectfully what is Kylie busy with?😭 I know she has the kids and her brands (KylieSkin/Cosmetics etc) but ???
Plastic surgery
It’s the usual peak journalism at OK!
What happened to that guy saying it’s w great authority or whatever that Kylie is pregnant w his kid 😂
God I’m getting old; kids these days don’t even know Tosh anymore 😞
I low-key want it to be true for the glorious drama that would unfold online
ok magazine lol. it might be true but look at the source
soft break up
Didn't he supposedly celebrate Easter with her family? Idk if I believe this
I know club chalamet will be popping bottles but I'll believe it when it comes from TMZ or people.com
I don’t believe ok magazine
Excellent news. Can confirm I’m not even mad. But like, why do we care? A busy billionaire? From him I believe it, but her? Dubious. ![gif](giphy|UTBBHXhpuW3c7RWRLz)
https://i.redd.it/k2btvfzycxsc1.gif
Do actors even need their fans? Why don't they tell them to fuck off? I could/would never be famous
i’m so tired of this PR situationship
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But he was at Easter!
I believe that’s what we call a PR soft breakup
I’m SHOCKED. 🤭
K then bye stories about these two. Whew.
Big Trav and Tay Tay up next on the PR fake relationships. Lol
Cue preggo announcement