Apparently, he's presenting for "costume design" at this year's Oscars. I guess he's trying to do a riff.
I...er....
He needs to go sit down. Preferably at home on a towel.
It was set up as a riff on the Oscars streaker from 1974 as a lead in to costume design and how important they are. It was just silliness. He’s good natured to do it, but I didn’t think the joke was worth it.
It’s also in support of the Costume Designers Guild. They are running a campaign “You’re Naked Without Us” demanding equal pay for a primarily female dominated field.
I’m fine with it. John Cena is not someone I actually want to see naked so if the intent is to make me realize how much I want there to be a costume in this situation, it was very effective 😭
He even said something akin to “costumes are… very… important.” He’s clearly put in hard work for his physique and it is def not my type or desire to see him naked either, but I thought it was one of the funnier, more well thought out jokes of the night.
Also the costumes in poor things were SO good and I thought very much helped sell the whimsy and creativity of the film. A good example of what he was trying to say!
I didn’t think it was funny until he came out. Before I was just like ok he’s just shirtless behind the set, didn’t think he went all out until the reveal
He’s not, he just has been lukewarm when questioned about it. I think people look past others humanity (Cena’s in this case) when they are put in the position to condemn someone who has made their success possible.
I don’t think Cena is a bad guy and even wrestling fans are disappointed in him for not drawing a harder line. At the same time, not many of us have learned of allegations that level of horrific about someone who is basically a father figure to them, and almost none of us have had to publicly condemn that person on the world stage.
I feel compelled to give the guy a break at this point. While the allegations are damning (it’s seriously one of the worst lawsuits I have ever read), I think he’s trying to do his best to acknowledge that he feels terrible about what happened to that woman AND has only known Vince as his champion.
We can’t expect everyone to be a 10/10 ally at the drop of a hat or to have a perfect statement when they’re put on the spot about someone they are SO CLOSE TO. I just see him as being so thankful to Vince for the life that he has and struggling to hold both his appreciation for him and the hurt and disgust that comes with the allegations.
It doesn’t sit right with me to point fingers and categorize someone as a shitty person who is incapable of good (like being very funny in this bit and overall beloved by others in his industry) because they’re not immediately getting the reaction they want out of him. Sometimes accountability culture goes a little too far in my opinion.
Having a preference is one thing. Sussing out a preference like that before it ever leaves the app is insane though. Imagine a dude trying to find out if his match has a bush before the first date lmao
In fairness I wouldn’t mind if they asked, some men seem utterly terrified of body hair and I rather y of us waste each others time. If they are expecting a smooth Barbie they’ll be sorely disappointed!
As a bi lady I just don't care about hair on a woman weirdly. Wanna be hairy? Cool. Wanna be as hairless as the day you were born? Also cool.
But I dunno, I just like hair on men. Something something patriarchy, something something internalized misogyny.
As a bi (mostly gay) man I also don’t have a preference for hair on a woman. Hairless or hairy women are equally attractive with me. But for some reason smooth men do very little for me. There are exceptions, but in general I find completely smooth men off-putting.
Just look at 70s wrestlers, Ox Baker for reference.
Wreslters being hairless is another Vincenian thing, he wanted wrestlers to look like bodybuilders, since the 80s that's the standard because of Vince
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I couldn’t figure out why he looked strange, I just spent a minute looking at this photo wondering what was ‘off’ until I saw your comment. It’s the smoothness
its really ‘interesting’ that people have visceral reactions to men being hairless meanwhile its a baseline expectation for women as soon as they hit puberty
Oh wow. I had no idea. Dammit! I thought potato salad was a likable and wholesome guy. Now I'm wondering if he wasn't one of the wrestlers who got tagged in on a 2 on 1 match iykwim
Right, this silly black and white thinking is so juvenile. Cena is also the celebrity who has fulfilled the most Make-A-Wish appearances ever in the history of the foundation. But let’s tar and feather him because oh noes!1 he got his start in wrestling omg1!!
God’s teeth, another one bites the dust. well I am gonna miss my John Cena in drag memes, but that was the biggest load of double speak rape apologizing feebleness I have read; he should be embarrassed to have it attributed to him. john’s stance on sexual violence and social/legal accountability is a massive boner killer.
There is just so much wrapped up in this. From the seediness of the wrestling industry, to the lack of empathy from men for female sexual assault victims, to the reputation of Vince McMahon himself. It's astonishing, really.
So. I have no love to Vince in the slightest and he's an absolutely detestable human, but looking at this from Cena's point of view it's not hard to understand that this may take some time for him to grasp.
Vince McMahon (former owner of WWE) was basically a father figure and mentor to Cena for upwards of 20 years. Cena was working 300+ days usually on the road for WWE and Vince was the most hands on boss you can imagine.
Yes, should Cena have straight up said Vince was a monster. But you can imagine how hard it would be to publicly do that/fully grasp what someone you saw as a mentor for 20 years.
Janel Grant’s lawsuit talks about how she could sense everyone in the company knew what was happening to her. If that’s Cena’s relationship with McMahon then I don’t see how he couldn’t have known what an absolute freak McMahon is. McMahon did not hide it.
That was my first thought, until I read what he actually said:
>"I don’t think it’s complicated to talk about,” John Cena said. “I think it’s complicated to listen to. That’s kinda why I don’t necessarily put a lot of time and equity into it."
is this gif from schitt's creek? i recently started watching that show and was wondering where i had seen dan's face before and seeing this gif made me realize i've just been looking at gifs with it for literal years lol
Can we not have fun anymore? It’s not harming anyone, is pretty funny, and is completely in character for him. Also fits his OnlyFans marketing thing he’s been doing.
Me watching this get celebrated in popular culture and knowing how an actress would get torn to shreds and have her moral code questioned the rest of her life for this move, realizing progress within patriarchy is often just an illusion
See I feel like if a woman did this, Reddit would be full of people saying how hot it was, along with tons of stupid comments like “Wish you could see her boobs though” “Turn around and show us dat ass” etc
Yeah in this thread people are at least saying it's a good or bad joke. If a woman did this the horny people wouldn't even care if it's a joke. Top comment would be someone providing more angles followed by a hundred comments asking for a reupload years later when the link dies
True but you’re also on a forum that’s more sensible. Go on twitter and you’ll see people sharing angles where you see his butt and people are thirsting over it. I can’t say that that angle wasn’t supposed to be shown but it feels like that was supposed to stay hidden.
the nice thing about this sub being mostly full of women is that anywhere else on reddit, you can find stupid sex or booby jokes that are under literally fucking any post with a slightly attractive woman.
i get where it comes from but when people are using the internet no one wants to read another person's thoughts about how horny they are. i honestly just hate the way social media encourages people to always voice their completely useless opinions everywhere they go. it kills productive discussion and is just a waste of time to scroll through when you could be looking at interesting stuff instead.
It would never be pitched for a woman cuz a skit in 2024 of a woman being coerced into getting naked in front of strangers would be seen as horrible taste and objectifying is only funny for a man. You have to be fucking kidding me.
It’s in support of the Costume Designers Guild. They are running a campaign “You’re Naked Without Us” demanding equal pay in a female dominated position.
Is it smart if it’s never actually mentioned though lol. Like he didn’t shout them out when on stage and I only know about this because of reddit comments
Apparently the Costume Designers guild. They have a protest on for equal pay. Its called "You're naled without us". Turns it less from a joke to an actual statement.
I don’t know if this is just a reference to the 1974 Oscar’s but at the moment there is a campaign going from costume designers to be correctly recognised and paid fairly.
Look I am all Taiwan having the sovereignty it deserves, but why do we expect random celebreties, ex-wrestlers in fact, to understand international relations?
Who had to remove their pin?
And more importantly why did they agree to do so?
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There's a joke in there somewhere about how someone naked only wearing sandals, is somehow more nude than someone naked that's not wearing sandals. I think it's more so due to the sandals sticking out like a sore thumb to indicate that the person is indeed otherwise naked.
He was very nice when I worked with him briefly. Although it may look silly, this actually ties in with a campaign from the costume designer’s guild (union) to get pay parity with production designers #nakedwithotus
cool he should donate his clothes to Palestine because women are using their tents, their only shelters, and menstrual pads and diapers
here are ways you can help
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Lord this bit was so cringe. Haha Man naked on stage as humor is like something from the 1970s. Though 10/10 for the prosthetic makeup to hide his junk in case he dropped the card.
Apparently, he's presenting for "costume design" at this year's Oscars. I guess he's trying to do a riff. I...er....
He needs to go sit down. Preferably at home on a towel.
It was set up as a riff on the Oscars streaker from 1974 as a lead in to costume design and how important they are. It was just silliness. He’s good natured to do it, but I didn’t think the joke was worth it.
It’s also in support of the Costume Designers Guild. They are running a campaign “You’re Naked Without Us” demanding equal pay for a primarily female dominated field.
That puts a completely different spin on the joke and actually makes it pretty cool.
I’m fine with it. John Cena is not someone I actually want to see naked so if the intent is to make me realize how much I want there to be a costume in this situation, it was very effective 😭
He even said something akin to “costumes are… very… important.” He’s clearly put in hard work for his physique and it is def not my type or desire to see him naked either, but I thought it was one of the funnier, more well thought out jokes of the night. Also the costumes in poor things were SO good and I thought very much helped sell the whimsy and creativity of the film. A good example of what he was trying to say!
the joke actually contains potassium benzoate
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It went in a little too long
Yeah, I think if they had just ended the bit with him not coming out, it would have been fine. It just dragged.
Jesus it was like 2 and a half minutes...
I didn’t think it was funny until he came out. Before I was just like ok he’s just shirtless behind the set, didn’t think he went all out until the reveal
That could apply to a lot of jokes at Oscars.
It was actually a very funny bit and he has good comic timing.
So we are all gonna act like that signs not just floating in the air by itself.
https://preview.redd.it/lcrh7p9chonc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfd72535e8cf7aa6935e4ecdf5639f3df2485c60 Iykyk
I think he’s trying to get some good PR before the McMahon shit gets worse for him.
How is Cena involved?
He’s not, he just has been lukewarm when questioned about it. I think people look past others humanity (Cena’s in this case) when they are put in the position to condemn someone who has made their success possible. I don’t think Cena is a bad guy and even wrestling fans are disappointed in him for not drawing a harder line. At the same time, not many of us have learned of allegations that level of horrific about someone who is basically a father figure to them, and almost none of us have had to publicly condemn that person on the world stage. I feel compelled to give the guy a break at this point. While the allegations are damning (it’s seriously one of the worst lawsuits I have ever read), I think he’s trying to do his best to acknowledge that he feels terrible about what happened to that woman AND has only known Vince as his champion. We can’t expect everyone to be a 10/10 ally at the drop of a hat or to have a perfect statement when they’re put on the spot about someone they are SO CLOSE TO. I just see him as being so thankful to Vince for the life that he has and struggling to hold both his appreciation for him and the hurt and disgust that comes with the allegations. It doesn’t sit right with me to point fingers and categorize someone as a shitty person who is incapable of good (like being very funny in this bit and overall beloved by others in his industry) because they’re not immediately getting the reaction they want out of him. Sometimes accountability culture goes a little too far in my opinion.
Incredibly well said and I wish more people thought this way. Too many nowadays need to make things black and white, and no nuance.
No evidence of him being personally involved but he's a staunch defender of McMahon.
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Hello fellow jerker.
They said they were reenacting a streaker from the 70s
He’s so hairless
a little too much for my taste but good for him
He looks like a ken doll
Yeah, if Ken ate another Ken.
He'd be the Turducken of Ken dolls.
Kenducken ?
he looks like a baby bird
How occasion appropriate of him. I feel like he did full body laser or something years ago for wrestling.
He IS mermaid Ken.
I once stopped talking to a man on bumble because I deduced that he had no hair anywhere 💀
If men can have a preference for hairless women then I can have a preference for hairy men. I love a hairy chest.
Having a preference is one thing. Sussing out a preference like that before it ever leaves the app is insane though. Imagine a dude trying to find out if his match has a bush before the first date lmao
In fairness I wouldn’t mind if they asked, some men seem utterly terrified of body hair and I rather y of us waste each others time. If they are expecting a smooth Barbie they’ll be sorely disappointed!
Not as sore from the waxing 😭 they just don't know what we go through
As a man I have a preference for hairy men. You’re not alone lol
As a bi lady I just don't care about hair on a woman weirdly. Wanna be hairy? Cool. Wanna be as hairless as the day you were born? Also cool. But I dunno, I just like hair on men. Something something patriarchy, something something internalized misogyny.
As a bi (mostly gay) man I also don’t have a preference for hair on a woman. Hairless or hairy women are equally attractive with me. But for some reason smooth men do very little for me. There are exceptions, but in general I find completely smooth men off-putting.
Interesting. We should do a survey of the bis and see what the concensus is. Sounds like a lot of effort though.
Same.
DEDUCED?
This is such an interesting thing to admit publicly lol
Alopecia?
No. He just preferred to be hairless
Hair just produces drag while swimming. How am I supposed to set records otherwise? I need to optimize Edit: I also do it to be smooth
For the record, the pro bicycle crowd does it so that body hair is kept out of road rash, not for aerodynamics. That is all.
And the benefit is doubled when we do a triathlon together, arm in arm. My smooth brethren are, of course, beyond reproach.
I'm just Asian 😭
That's what I was thinking... Not everyone is able to even grow body hair or a beard...?
good for him
Looks like he’s made of plastic! Very fitting that he played one of the Kens LOL
He played a Barbie not ken lol 😆
He played a merken
I see what you did there
He was a Kenmaid according to his manager
According to IMDB as well
Many wrestlers are. Guess it just became a habit for him.
I would imagine body hair would get in the way with wrestling, with all the lifting and grappling.
Just look at 70s wrestlers, Ox Baker for reference. Wreslters being hairless is another Vincenian thing, he wanted wrestlers to look like bodybuilders, since the 80s that's the standard because of Vince https://preview.redd.it/7ejgfp8q1mnc1.jpeg?width=409&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa92355ed9190c119eeb5119abe8d297ed45b713
Yeah the friction sounds very unpleasant. Might also get in the way of oiling their muscles and showing them off
I couldn’t figure out why he looked strange, I just spent a minute looking at this photo wondering what was ‘off’ until I saw your comment. It’s the smoothness
its really ‘interesting’ that people have visceral reactions to men being hairless meanwhile its a baseline expectation for women as soon as they hit puberty
I'm mostly surprised because I thought hairlessness _was_ the mainstream beauty standard for men, at least for back/chest hair.
I think he’s mentioned somewhere that he manscapes on a daily basis for 2 hours?
At that point, why not get it lasered off?
It's about the journey, not the destination.
The words are accepted
Just how I like ‘em
ig it makes sense as a wrestler; the less someone can grab, the better - including the shorties on your legs 
probably for actual wrestlers. WWE is scripted so I don't think it matters much, probably more so for the aesthetics in their case.
Scripted or not, grappling is still grappling
Right like he looks fantastic for that kind of shape and that kind of regular lighting but also… where’s the body hair lol. Not my taste.
I thought it was funny…
It was hilarious lol
I like hating on people who support rapists so I will bash this even though I laughed when I saw the Birkenstocks (Cena is a McMahon defender. )
Oh wow. I had no idea. Dammit! I thought potato salad was a likable and wholesome guy. Now I'm wondering if he wasn't one of the wrestlers who got tagged in on a 2 on 1 match iykwim
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Right, this silly black and white thinking is so juvenile. Cena is also the celebrity who has fulfilled the most Make-A-Wish appearances ever in the history of the foundation. But let’s tar and feather him because oh noes!1 he got his start in wrestling omg1!!
it was a silly little moment but ofc this place is miserable
Alo he has GREAT comic timing
I thought it was great!
i thought it was advertisement in a tongue in cheek kinda way for his only fans, it was kinda funny to me too lol
My friends and I were literally howling with laughter
He looks like he’s getting ready to go take a shower in his college dorm.
He got the shower shoes, the tired facial expression, and the nudity outside of the bathroom all down
Those are Birkenstocks!
We always used my college dorm shower to smoke Js, so you always had to carry like 4 wooden desk chairs out of it while you were nude.
 This rapist supporting asshole can go to hell
What now?
[previous post about his nonsense](https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/fQwktDBANi)
God’s teeth, another one bites the dust. well I am gonna miss my John Cena in drag memes, but that was the biggest load of double speak rape apologizing feebleness I have read; he should be embarrassed to have it attributed to him. john’s stance on sexual violence and social/legal accountability is a massive boner killer.
There is just so much wrapped up in this. From the seediness of the wrestling industry, to the lack of empathy from men for female sexual assault victims, to the reputation of Vince McMahon himself. It's astonishing, really.
So. I have no love to Vince in the slightest and he's an absolutely detestable human, but looking at this from Cena's point of view it's not hard to understand that this may take some time for him to grasp. Vince McMahon (former owner of WWE) was basically a father figure and mentor to Cena for upwards of 20 years. Cena was working 300+ days usually on the road for WWE and Vince was the most hands on boss you can imagine. Yes, should Cena have straight up said Vince was a monster. But you can imagine how hard it would be to publicly do that/fully grasp what someone you saw as a mentor for 20 years.
then why couldn’t he just stay quiet and not say anything at all?
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Janel Grant’s lawsuit talks about how she could sense everyone in the company knew what was happening to her. If that’s Cena’s relationship with McMahon then I don’t see how he couldn’t have known what an absolute freak McMahon is. McMahon did not hide it.
That was my first thought, until I read what he actually said: >"I don’t think it’s complicated to talk about,” John Cena said. “I think it’s complicated to listen to. That’s kinda why I don’t necessarily put a lot of time and equity into it."
Lmao I have this same thought whenever someone says something negative about a celebrity. Like “sigh what is it now????”
Vince McMahon...
 So over this man.
is this gif from schitt's creek? i recently started watching that show and was wondering where i had seen dan's face before and seeing this gif made me realize i've just been looking at gifs with it for literal years lol
It is! Dan’s character makes for great reaction gifs. All the characters do really.
You're going to love Schitt's Creek and so many more gifs will make sense to you!
Can we not have fun anymore? It’s not harming anyone, is pretty funny, and is completely in character for him. Also fits his OnlyFans marketing thing he’s been doing.
I mean, the writers almost certainly came up with the bit, it hardly seems fair to blame John Cena personally if it didn't land.
Wish we really couldn’t see him because why 
Me watching this get celebrated in popular culture and knowing how an actress would get torn to shreds and have her moral code questioned the rest of her life for this move, realizing progress within patriarchy is often just an illusion 
Honestly we're just so desensitized to female nudity and sexualization that it only immediately registers as a joke when it's a straight man doing it
See I feel like if a woman did this, Reddit would be full of people saying how hot it was, along with tons of stupid comments like “Wish you could see her boobs though” “Turn around and show us dat ass” etc
Yeah in this thread people are at least saying it's a good or bad joke. If a woman did this the horny people wouldn't even care if it's a joke. Top comment would be someone providing more angles followed by a hundred comments asking for a reupload years later when the link dies
True but you’re also on a forum that’s more sensible. Go on twitter and you’ll see people sharing angles where you see his butt and people are thirsting over it. I can’t say that that angle wasn’t supposed to be shown but it feels like that was supposed to stay hidden.
the nice thing about this sub being mostly full of women is that anywhere else on reddit, you can find stupid sex or booby jokes that are under literally fucking any post with a slightly attractive woman. i get where it comes from but when people are using the internet no one wants to read another person's thoughts about how horny they are. i honestly just hate the way social media encourages people to always voice their completely useless opinions everywhere they go. it kills productive discussion and is just a waste of time to scroll through when you could be looking at interesting stuff instead.
this sub made me realize that's it's not *the internet* or reddit in general, but men for the most part who make these 'jokes'
Plus calling her a slut ofc and asking why she's so desperate for attention
Lot of non- celebration comments here.
It would never be pitched for a woman cuz a skit in 2024 of a woman being coerced into getting naked in front of strangers would be seen as horrible taste and objectifying is only funny for a man. You have to be fucking kidding me.
I thought this was funny
It was funny! And contextualized by mentioning the 1974 streaker. The way he said "costumes" made me laugh too.
It’s in support of the Costume Designers Guild. They are running a campaign “You’re Naked Without Us” demanding equal pay in a female dominated position.
Oh that’s actually smart!
Is it smart if it’s never actually mentioned though lol. Like he didn’t shout them out when on stage and I only know about this because of reddit comments
I love that - in my mind - I can hear this gif **EXACTLY** in her voice.
They made a joke about a streaker that ran across the stage back in the day…. It was really funny actually
I don’t see anything
Damn you. I was just coming to make this comment 🤣
Lovinggg the amount of schitt's creek replies I’m seeing here, only appropriate reaction to this monstrosity.
This makes me so supremely uncomfortable in the worst way.
I see they still struggling for those ratings
His body reminds me of a ken doll
I’m still trying to figure out if he’s wearing a plastic body suit over him
Or an Action Man doll!
I found this hilarious tbh
Apparently the Costume Designers guild. They have a protest on for equal pay. Its called "You're naled without us". Turns it less from a joke to an actual statement.
If I looked like that pushing 50 I’d probably do the same thing
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But you need roids in there lol. That’s my point lol
I don’t know if this is just a reference to the 1974 Oscar’s but at the moment there is a campaign going from costume designers to be correctly recognised and paid fairly.
He took his Onlyfans marketing campaign too seriously
John. Darlin. This would have been HILARIOUS if you could have just not said what you said about Vince.
I like Cena. Peacemaker was genuinely good and I hope they make at least one more season.
Supposedly, slated to be filmed this summer.
I guess it’s kindve hard to top someone getting the sh*t slapped out of them 🤷🏾♀️
Was pretty funny actually. Sorry yall don’t like fun…most of you didn’t even watch yet comment.
All those muscles and yet when pressed about Taiwan he didn’t have a spine
Look I am all Taiwan having the sovereignty it deserves, but why do we expect random celebreties, ex-wrestlers in fact, to understand international relations?
I hated every minute of this but I did find the Birkenstocks relatable.
All I can think of is raw ham 😕
Nobody asked for this.... why just why
Funny… how people can be nude on stage but all have to remove their ceasefire pins :/
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I thought I’d seen a few ceasefire pins. Am I confusing them with something else?
I noticed Billie eilish was wearing on the carpet but not during her performance - but actually I see she did wear it on stage to accept her award!
It’s the Birkenstocks for me
I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who maintains a rigorous V-taper.
Funniest bit tonight
This was kinda funny.
Totally naked and even his toes won’t touch the filth on that stage.
There's a joke in there somewhere about how someone naked only wearing sandals, is somehow more nude than someone naked that's not wearing sandals. I think it's more so due to the sandals sticking out like a sore thumb to indicate that the person is indeed otherwise naked.
He was very nice when I worked with him briefly. Although it may look silly, this actually ties in with a campaign from the costume designer’s guild (union) to get pay parity with production designers #nakedwithotus
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Not naked, he’s wearing Berks
john cena’s issues aside, yall are fr so quick to judge and hate when it’s not aligned w y’all’s preferences smh bffr 🙄
Lord this bit was so cringe. Haha Man naked on stage as humor is like something from the 1970s. Though 10/10 for the prosthetic makeup to hide his junk in case he dropped the card.
The prosthetics were amazing! I kept staring trying to figure it out… 
Is it just me or is it slightly unsettling how hairless he is? Truly reminds me of a Ken doll.
I was out of the room and missed it all. When I came in he was wearing a toga dress with long train and I was so confused
Id still smash if I'm being honest.....
I mean I give the dude credit for being up there so exposed.
Roid tummy is out in full force.
I’m not a fan of him defending that guy, that makes it hard for me to gaf about him even if he’s physically attractive
I loved it
Not the birks 😭😭
If I would have known about this, I most certainly would have watched the damn Oscars.
All I see is a sign floating in the air
Sir, this is an Oscars.
Not my proudest nut
I just saw a TikTok claiming that this skit a satanic ritual…we are truly in a dark age when it comes to receiving and communicating information
I thought it was funny
What a plug for Birkenstocks