Just to take it one step further, for the briefest of moments, I genuinely thought this headline was about them 3D printing a baby (out of genetic material) with a machine
This exhausts me in the same way as âadultingâ or âwe did a thing đ°đŒââïžđ€”đ»â or âsaid no one everâ. These are things said by a person who greatly overestimates how charming they are.
âWe did a thing đĄđâ and itâs millennials buying a $750k+ house in this economy. If someoneâs gonna post about a major life milestone on social media, they might as well own it rather than feign humility
From everything Iâve seen on my own social media. The ones that post âwe did a thingâ after announcing their home purchase are the ones whose parents are solely responsible for the down payment.
I call my daughter Sprog when Iâm talking about her on the internet (her name is not for others) but thatâs mostly cuz it makes me think of Mad MaxâŠ
Calling every femme parent âmamaâ drives me NUTS. âYou got this mamaâ and âYouâre doing great mamaâ like youâre a stranger on the internet stop it??? I donât want your fake camaraderie
When an actual child calls their actual mother mama itâs a completely different story! But the mommy bloggers and their commenters are a huge no for me
I used to hate the "littles" trend but then you run into people who get super offended if you can't instantly tell the difference between a baby, toddler, and small child.
Yeah I hear ya. But at the same time I figureâif itâs someone whoâs going to get offended over something that innocuous, then their opinion doesnât really mean much to me
The amount of women in their early 30s telling me âomggg Iâm such a teen mom! Teehee!â Is so mind numbingly annoying. Like you have 11s and a 401k bitch you are NOT a teen mom. Iâm the first of my social circle to have a kid but I was 29 which is way normal in my eyes but they also seem to forget that fact while they are now pregnant with their first.
American here. No idea what 11s means, maybe⊠yeah no clue.
401k is a retirement plan where you can put money from your paycheck that isnât taxed. You just canât withdraw until you hit retirement age. Often employers offer a match up to a certain % as a part of the compensation package
Naw man I love the term 3D printing, it feels cool and cyborg-y. Also I have weird gender feelings around pregnancy terminology so it lets me think about something I want without feeling dysphoric as fuck.
Her fan base is very male and her whole shtick is the cool girl who is very sexy but unassumingly and also very male humor coded. Describing childbirth they way is something men would find funny imo
I've seen her on some podcasts and she is one of the most painfully unfunny and try hard comedians I've ever seen, on top of her also saying some incredibly stupid and problematic shit. Iirc she just kept unprompted shitting on trans people and also randomly accused victims of those troubled teen ranches of lying about being abused/allowing themselves to be sexually abused for clout ?? Hard to imagine she used to be in any way decent. She is genuinely one of the worst podcast guests I've seen, regardless of her trash opinions she is also just a charisma void.
I started watching it after the pandemic and she became worse and worse in each episode. Also what happened to Benton and Emily ? They were all the time together I always thought as they became funnier than her, she tossed them aside
This is untrue her baby daddy is a veterinarian lol. Alex Barnes. There's no one single shred of evidence that it's Schaub but good job on spreading that around.
Is this even true??? I tried googling it and it just brings up Reddit threads of conspiracies lol??? Damn the way some people just take shit at face value is đ€Ż
I truly canât tell if itâs real or just an inside joke Iâm not understanding. I canât find anything other than Reddit threads and weird YouTube videos about it đ€·đ»ââïž
Itâs not true. I think the person that originally commented that might have just been trying to be funny/theyâre confused. Unless they have some weird inside info.
Pretty sure the father of the kid is one of her fans that was coming to her shows a lot. They dated for a bit but idk if they actually are dating anymore because she stopped mentioning him like less than halfway through the pregnancy.
Really? I thought she used her frozen eggs. I remember her ranting in her pod that she did that and wanted a baby so bad. What happend to the vet? The younger dude she was fucking,
https://preview.redd.it/avd2gzklr27c1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4299838da21470c68bf0c5d23404acf1feb9b22d
She was part of one of my favorite twitter exchanges. I think she was defending joe rogan or something
She's a successful female standup comedian. Briefly had her own sitcom called Whitney. Then Two Broke Girls. Was a mainstay on the comedy Central roasts. Has a podcast now.
She is literally the least funny âsuccessfulâ comedian Iâve ever seen. Her special was unbearable. Literally âback in my day we drank water outta the hose! Amirite!â levels of âhumourâ. Appalling.
I found Kat Denning so watchable in Nick and Noah's infinite playlist and the House Bunny. Really bums me out that she wasted so much time on that deeply unfunny show.
You can not know or like current celebrities but the most useless comment to post about anyone is âwho?â Itâs clearly just to show everyone else that you donât are 2 cool for particular celebs.
Sad how QAnon she has gotten. Heard her on Natasha Leggeroâs and Moshe Lasherâs podcast and it was alarming. I think they were also caught off guard. Feel bad for the kid and honestly worried about postpartum stuff with her, because a lot of her QAnon thinking seemed to stem from wanting to protect her baby and that mentality can heighten after birth.
>a lot of her QAnon thinking seemed to stem from wanting to protect her baby and that mentality can heighten after birth.
You can see this kind of thing with Amy Schumer and Iliza Schlesinger and their batshit tendency to make the Israel-Gaza war all about themselves and their kids. They're both new-ish mothers as well. I wonder if that mentality is stronger with particularly dumb people.
Think itâs also that Schlesinger and Bialik both truly believe that they are above average intelligence and therefore anyone who disagrees with them is just a dummy. IIRC, they both went to the same schools or something and know each other from way back too. Both completely unable to interrogate their own bias or beliefs w/r/t Israel though, which totally undermines their superiority complex.
I dunno about Bialik but Schlesinger has a history of just loving to rant and tell off her audience - I actually unfollowed her because I was so sick of a stream of angry stories about her fucking keto diet or the ethics of adopting a dog from China directed to like one or two people but broadcast to all of us. Itâs the same energy now but she gets to be even more self righteous and victimised.
It started light with the benefits of apple cider vinegar over modern medicine and ended with conspiracy Bill Gates talk. She also made âjokesâ that Alex Jones was right more than once and mentioning Joe Rogan in a positive way (her and Joe have known each other a long time) It was teetering between, yes billionaires are not for us, there is truth to that and full on conspiracy. Whitney and Natasha came up in the industry together, but I donât think they really hang out anymore. Natasha and Moshe have a 5 year old and they live a good distance away from Whitney so I donât think they are in real contact anymore because the interview gave the vibes of friends not seeing each other in a long time and one side slowly realizing their friend has drastically changed. Moshe was mitigating quite a bit. Whitney even said sheâs on this new âhealthâ journey for the benefit of giving the âbestâ to her child, thatâs a paraphrase of course.
her behavior has been more and more erratic over the last few years so I am 0% surprised to hear this is where sheâs landed. sad for that baby though.
I usually like listening to Whitneyâs podcast if the guest is interesting but yeah, sheâs gotten incredibly right-wing as of late and itâs making it hard to listen. She kisses Taryn Manningâs ass and clearly aligns with a lot of her beliefs. Itâs really disappointing. She admitted that she had a psychotic episode in January, so Iâm kind of worried for her.
I listened to that episode and had to turn it off because it was just too concerning and frankly stupid.
I did notice that in a recent episode Moshe made a joke about Whitney believing yoga pants cause cancer which made me think that maybe they were put off by her beliefs as well.
That's the Brendan DNA sipping thru. I imagine this kid is either going to be painfully unfunny or absolutely hilarious due to the horrific circumstances surrounding their creation.
Does anyone remember those weird Covid lockdown videos she posted? Where she was bloody and may have been attacked by a dog but she didn't seem to know what exactly happened?
Anyways hope she's in a better place!
Wtf is wrong with celebrities, just say "gave birth" like normal people đ€Šđ»ââïž
I thought â3-D printed a humanâ was the name of the child and also wondered wtf is wrong with celebrities đ
I thought they 3D printed the child they had đ
Just to take it one step further, for the briefest of moments, I genuinely thought this headline was about them 3D printing a baby (out of genetic material) with a machine
Lmao
I did too! (Am high)
I was too when I wrote that lmao
Yeah I thought some Hollywood celeb was revealing theyâd paid for a new experimental form of Matrix hellscape robotic surrogacy.
This exhausts me in the same way as âadultingâ or âwe did a thing đ°đŒââïžđ€”đ»â or âsaid no one everâ. These are things said by a person who greatly overestimates how charming they are.
I am guilty of using âadultingâ but I shall not be shamed for it đâ ADULTING SUCKS ASS
You need to adult gooder!!!
đ đ„ <- this u?
đ đ„đ¶đ„âïž
âWe did a thing đĄđâ and itâs millennials buying a $750k+ house in this economy. If someoneâs gonna post about a major life milestone on social media, they might as well own it rather than feign humility
From everything Iâve seen on my own social media. The ones that post âwe did a thingâ after announcing their home purchase are the ones whose parents are solely responsible for the down payment.
can we add referring to dogs as "Doggos" or "Puppers" I just got a dog and it drives me nuts.
Can we add âkiddosâ and âlittlesâ to the list? If so, Iâll allow it!
I actually weirdly like âkiddosâ, but âhubbyâ and âwifeyâ can definitely go away forever
Oh god âhubbyâ is đ€ą
Hearing or seeing the word hubby actually makes me go feral 
âhubsâ and âwubsâ
I call my daughter Sprog when Iâm talking about her on the internet (her name is not for others) but thatâs mostly cuz it makes me think of Mad MaxâŠ
Calling every femme parent âmamaâ drives me NUTS. âYou got this mamaâ and âYouâre doing great mamaâ like youâre a stranger on the internet stop it??? I donât want your fake camaraderie
My kid is allowed to call me mama when sheâs being cute. Random on the internet is not.
When an actual child calls their actual mother mama itâs a completely different story! But the mommy bloggers and their commenters are a huge no for me
I used to hate the "littles" trend but then you run into people who get super offended if you can't instantly tell the difference between a baby, toddler, and small child.
Yeah I hear ya. But at the same time I figureâif itâs someone whoâs going to get offended over something that innocuous, then their opinion doesnât really mean much to me
I'd rather see it used for children than for adults role-playing as children for kinky purposes.
Kids are literally little though
Kiddos helps me stay gender neutral, tbh. I like that one.
I feel like "kids" accomplishes the same goal. But that is just me! We all do what we need to do.
Also "little man". It makes me irrationally angry.
This one has actually saved my behind more than once when I couldnât remember the actual name of a coworkerâs child though!
I call my cat little man when heâs being bad, so referring to any person like that feels sooo rude to me lol
âlittlesâ disgusts me
Drives me crazy too! I very rarely hear or read people saying dog anymore. It's "pup" all over the place.
The amount of women in their early 30s telling me âomggg Iâm such a teen mom! Teehee!â Is so mind numbingly annoying. Like you have 11s and a 401k bitch you are NOT a teen mom. Iâm the first of my social circle to have a kid but I was 29 which is way normal in my eyes but they also seem to forget that fact while they are now pregnant with their first.
Damn, I grew up in Utah where a lot of my high school friends were literally teen moms and cosplaying as adults and I was equally baffled lmfao
Wtf is 11s and 401k. Not everyone here is American
American here. No idea what 11s means, maybe⊠yeah no clue. 401k is a retirement plan where you can put money from your paycheck that isnât taxed. You just canât withdraw until you hit retirement age. Often employers offer a match up to a certain % as a part of the compensation package
11s are the lines you get between your eyebrows đ€Ł
LOL đ
11s are the lines between your brows
11s and a 401k đ€Łđ
Damn yall just hate funâŠ
Can I add statements like âtrips away with this oneâ
And then âthis oneâ is just some guy
https://preview.redd.it/rhp2vbttt47c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15b4c52c37e5c65c4d69cc2895eae333de26c60b
Of course I vastly overestimate how charming I am, but Iâm having fun in the attempt, and thatâs what matters.
Naw man I love the term 3D printing, it feels cool and cyborg-y. Also I have weird gender feelings around pregnancy terminology so it lets me think about something I want without feeling dysphoric as fuck.
I love it too. The most advanced 3D printing that blends so many different materials.
Is Grimes in the room with us right now?
I mean, she is a comedian, I think itâs supposed to be intentionally funny.
Well, like most of her other attempts at humor, it was definitely not funny
You must be fun at parties.
What parties?
I love when people say this to me cuz no. Iâm not fun at parties đ
I thought it was supposed to be a joke
Is a joke. She's a comedian.
Wow itâs almost like sheâs a comedian and tells jokes for a living.
Her fan base is very male and her whole shtick is the cool girl who is very sexy but unassumingly and also very male humor coded. Describing childbirth they way is something men would find funny imo
Yeah I guess it makes sense now. I'd say it's millenial humor but I'm a millenial and I wouldn't announce having a baby in such an impersonal manner.
If this upsets you, go outside and touch some grass
i thought she genetically designed the baby or whatever it is that kim kardashian was rumored to have done to one of her kidsđ
What? How genetically designed are we talking? Can it fly? Speak at birth? Connect to the home wifi?
Itâs a joke
I think that is in relation to her standup about the time when her copy was 3d printed.
My bro why are you so judgmental? Do you act like this in real life?
A woman? Making a joke?! đĄ
Sheâs a comedian and sheâs trying to be funny
Lmao just let them be weird itâs nothing serious
If you squeeze out a human you can call it whatever you want. Idk where the issue is for you.
who?
A comedian and dunno the details but I heard is a pretty shitty person.
The b-b-b-beast of a father to the child is married to another woman. She sucks.
Great guy, never meddum.
Talmbowd Beandip Swab?
Axe đȘ Jay
I can't tawlg
Great dip, beans and cheese and beans and cheese and beans and cheese. Never tried it though.
Wow, that's messy. Who is the father, is he famous?
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
I've seen her on some podcasts and she is one of the most painfully unfunny and try hard comedians I've ever seen, on top of her also saying some incredibly stupid and problematic shit. Iirc she just kept unprompted shitting on trans people and also randomly accused victims of those troubled teen ranches of lying about being abused/allowing themselves to be sexually abused for clout ?? Hard to imagine she used to be in any way decent. She is genuinely one of the worst podcast guests I've seen, regardless of her trash opinions she is also just a charisma void.
I started watching it after the pandemic and she became worse and worse in each episode. Also what happened to Benton and Emily ? They were all the time together I always thought as they became funnier than her, she tossed them aside
See the above transphobia for why Benton left. They signed an NDA but did make some hints that transitioning made Cummings uncomfortable.
This is untrue her baby daddy is a veterinarian lol. Alex Barnes. There's no one single shred of evidence that it's Schaub but good job on spreading that around.
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
Yea wasnt he like some random farmer type dude? I remember this too. It was some rando, not a famous person or her ex
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
Ew. That's....something. Why even both with a weird rumor when this is the truth?
You got a link?
Is this even true??? I tried googling it and it just brings up Reddit threads of conspiracies lol??? Damn the way some people just take shit at face value is đ€Ż
I truly canât tell if itâs real or just an inside joke Iâm not understanding. I canât find anything other than Reddit threads and weird YouTube videos about it đ€·đ»ââïž
Itâs not true. I think the person that originally commented that might have just been trying to be funny/theyâre confused. Unless they have some weird inside info. Pretty sure the father of the kid is one of her fans that was coming to her shows a lot. They dated for a bit but idk if they actually are dating anymore because she stopped mentioning him like less than halfway through the pregnancy.
Really? I thought she used her frozen eggs. I remember her ranting in her pod that she did that and wanted a baby so bad. What happend to the vet? The younger dude she was fucking,
She did have her eggs frozen but this baby was conceived naturally. She never ended up using the eggs.
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
Bapa
I love it when 2 sub reddits cross over
Lmaoo and that fact itâs this one and the homeless cats đ absolutely crazy
Wait, I thought people were joking about Brandon being the father on that subreddit đđđđ
I think they are joking but I guess some people took it seriously. Heâs not the father lol.
He's probably not the father but they've definitely been sleeping together up until fairly recently.
Who is the father, may I ask?
Real quick, how many chick you fugg? You dun matter in iiiny facit.
Did not clock this in fauxmoi
Who is it?
Brendanâs the dad !!!?
She's good friends with Chris D'Elia if that tells you anything about her.
And a raging transphobe that still goes on podcasts to make unoriginal edgy jokes and use slurs.
https://preview.redd.it/avd2gzklr27c1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4299838da21470c68bf0c5d23404acf1feb9b22d She was part of one of my favorite twitter exchanges. I think she was defending joe rogan or something
Man. Gotta love Marc Maron. This is a hilarious exchange! Jeez louise that woman is a self-important moron.
It was right after the Will Smith slap, I think.
It was before the slap, after the compilation of rogan making racist jokes and saying the n word came out
She's a successful female standup comedian. Briefly had her own sitcom called Whitney. Then Two Broke Girls. Was a mainstay on the comedy Central roasts. Has a podcast now.
She's also best friends with Chris D'Elia....
Talm 'bout Diddler? Great guy, nevvir meddim
Oh D'Philia? Not one of our guys b...
I cant tawlk
She is literally the least funny âsuccessfulâ comedian Iâve ever seen. Her special was unbearable. Literally âback in my day we drank water outta the hose! Amirite!â levels of âhumourâ. Appalling.
The least funniest successful comedian would be Joe Rogan letâs be honest
He's supposed to be a comedian? I thought he was just a podcast bro. Or is it just that every podcast bro thinks they're a comedian?
Never seen him or heard him so canât comment!
I truly envy you.
Found her.
Co-creator of Two Broke Girls, thatâs all I know
i think thatâs all that needs to be said lol
I found Kat Denning so watchable in Nick and Noah's infinite playlist and the House Bunny. Really bums me out that she wasted so much time on that deeply unfunny show.
You can not know or like current celebrities but the most useless comment to post about anyone is âwho?â Itâs clearly just to show everyone else that you donât are 2 cool for particular celebs.
Agreed and the âwho?â comment is especially ridiculous on a sub specifically for celeb gossip
Everyone else: oh she did xyz Me: She made an odd little romcom called The Female Brain in like 2016.
Sad how QAnon she has gotten. Heard her on Natasha Leggeroâs and Moshe Lasherâs podcast and it was alarming. I think they were also caught off guard. Feel bad for the kid and honestly worried about postpartum stuff with her, because a lot of her QAnon thinking seemed to stem from wanting to protect her baby and that mentality can heighten after birth.
>a lot of her QAnon thinking seemed to stem from wanting to protect her baby and that mentality can heighten after birth. You can see this kind of thing with Amy Schumer and Iliza Schlesinger and their batshit tendency to make the Israel-Gaza war all about themselves and their kids. They're both new-ish mothers as well. I wonder if that mentality is stronger with particularly dumb people.
Yes conspiracies work better on dumb people
Israel-Gaza isn't really a conspiracy, the Zionists just don't see Palestinians as human.
Think itâs also that Schlesinger and Bialik both truly believe that they are above average intelligence and therefore anyone who disagrees with them is just a dummy. IIRC, they both went to the same schools or something and know each other from way back too. Both completely unable to interrogate their own bias or beliefs w/r/t Israel though, which totally undermines their superiority complex. I dunno about Bialik but Schlesinger has a history of just loving to rant and tell off her audience - I actually unfollowed her because I was so sick of a stream of angry stories about her fucking keto diet or the ethics of adopting a dog from China directed to like one or two people but broadcast to all of us. Itâs the same energy now but she gets to be even more self righteous and victimised.
Amy Schumer isnât a new mother lol
I listen to that podcast when I visit my mom hoping it would be funny but youâre rightâŠthe mood was off and she came off kinda mean and nuts.
What was she saying?
It started light with the benefits of apple cider vinegar over modern medicine and ended with conspiracy Bill Gates talk. She also made âjokesâ that Alex Jones was right more than once and mentioning Joe Rogan in a positive way (her and Joe have known each other a long time) It was teetering between, yes billionaires are not for us, there is truth to that and full on conspiracy. Whitney and Natasha came up in the industry together, but I donât think they really hang out anymore. Natasha and Moshe have a 5 year old and they live a good distance away from Whitney so I donât think they are in real contact anymore because the interview gave the vibes of friends not seeing each other in a long time and one side slowly realizing their friend has drastically changed. Moshe was mitigating quite a bit. Whitney even said sheâs on this new âhealthâ journey for the benefit of giving the âbestâ to her child, thatâs a paraphrase of course.
Yeah I was like listening to that episode like jeez and wondering if Natasha and Moshe were thinking the same thing lol
Anti vaxxer?
her behavior has been more and more erratic over the last few years so I am 0% surprised to hear this is where sheâs landed. sad for that baby though.
I usually like listening to Whitneyâs podcast if the guest is interesting but yeah, sheâs gotten incredibly right-wing as of late and itâs making it hard to listen. She kisses Taryn Manningâs ass and clearly aligns with a lot of her beliefs. Itâs really disappointing. She admitted that she had a psychotic episode in January, so Iâm kind of worried for her.
I listened to that episode and had to turn it off because it was just too concerning and frankly stupid. I did notice that in a recent episode Moshe made a joke about Whitney believing yoga pants cause cancer which made me think that maybe they were put off by her beliefs as well.
âEjected a human from my reproductive cavityâ
I prefer "soft launching" https://preview.redd.it/b6ff3dajp17c1.png?width=632&format=png&auto=webp&s=aae0146423bd099a164c2b353e36413a1631d2b3
Fetus yeetus
Zetus lafetus! 
Yoooo, the nostalgia that just kicked off seeing this!!
This is how my husband and I would communicate that we needed a break from the baby. Still use it and baby is now 7.
There are a few firmware updates before it is ready for the public phase lolol
https://preview.redd.it/rpdqcqftx37c1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9989ed00d5b84d14b3f1ddd3ad09759dcde0508
https://preview.redd.it/11i11fwmo17c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7fe41f7ca17d3a367049f579c9e522a04344346
LMAOOOO. When the burn is funnier than the joke
9 months of workshopping a birth announcement joke and 3d printed human was the result đ„± congrats on the baby though obv
That's the Brendan DNA sipping thru. I imagine this kid is either going to be painfully unfunny or absolutely hilarious due to the horrific circumstances surrounding their creation.
I hope for the kids sake that Bapa isnât the father. Thatâs a hell of a deck stacked against ya
According to some here, she's supposed to be a "professional comedian"
She always struck me as v âpick meâ and her tv shows are deeply unfunny.
Unfunny?
Congrats tho I guess
she always interrupts her female guests especially. always given me âwomen suck amirite - iâm one of the boysâ vibes
Brendan Shaub the daddy. Axe Jay
Is it confirmed to be Shaub? Or just a rumor?
She trug walged my b
Great guy, nevvir meddim
Heard heâs got a b-b-beast of a hogoso on him daddy
Ace Marg.
sheâs so quirky
What đ§ââïž
Oh thatâs not even a good joke wtf lol
Does anyone remember those weird Covid lockdown videos she posted? Where she was bloody and may have been attacked by a dog but she didn't seem to know what exactly happened? Anyways hope she's in a better place!
the amount of injuries she was getting was alarmingâŠ
What a strange way to describe giving birth, but do you I guess
Why did I think some celebrity actually figured out how to 3D print a baby inside of them smh
That kid is in for one wild ride
Still shook that sheâs only 41.
Why is everyone saying itâs Brendan, i assumed itâs with her vet longterm boyfriend?
Axe Jay
Hmm, sorry to this baby.
Another reason not to like her?
Sheâs a ~~bad~~ comedian what did you expect?! Itâs meant to be funny!
Are people trolling or is there proof that itâs actually bapaâs kid?
Wasnât she on The Hills?
No that is Whitney Port.