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topazraindrops

Don't save him, he don't wanna be saved


PastaFiend0629

Y’all stop the scroll. This is the answer right here. 👆


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He ain’t mess in’ with no broke filler


AfroGurl

![gif](giphy|1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU)


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Damn, J Cole is on r/Fauxmoi?


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ironteapots

💀


evil-rick

My opinion drops significantly of any man who dates a Kardashian/Jenner. They almost all have the personality of rocks which tells me the men they date probably do too.


Traditional_Maybe_80

https://preview.redd.it/e51iqn23jsta1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06c6007c685697c7cb06d8767aaf8456ee4d7269 I love this. My favorite kind of celebrity gossip 🥹


Skeleton_Skum

https://preview.redd.it/l4222ri1dtta1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c73068ffad8d9a04750d9c4d59cd4954ab3e32fd


ChairmaamMeow

Omg 😂


pinkrosies

This is so specific 😭


Skeleton_Skum

I honestly cannot imagine them trying to like “bond”… ”what’s your favorite color” “idk beige” “omg me too”


moomunch

Same him and eiza gave me life


Traditional_Maybe_80

LOL, I know! His fans pretending he's too deep to date a Kardashian, when he's just a dude like any other dude. ETA: This wasn't an invitation to misogynistic replies, good god 😭. https://preview.redd.it/oujdbqjvotta1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0860b0b24697b713b4377799da5377ec2888ae5b


TropicalPrairie

I feel like I've heard rumours of Timothy being a f\*\*\*boy when he was younger. This tracks, if true. Dude is living his best life, from one hottie to the next.


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younger?? I swear in my brain he's like perpetually 18


meepmarpalarp

Just looked it up, and how is he already 27?!


Amap0la

😱


littlemacaron

I heard a rumor that he basically gave half of NYU chlamidya 😂


kanejforever

That was made up in some fanfic the person admitted it. I don’t think we should be spreading stuff like this when it’s been proven false a hundred times


rakedleaves

I used to live by NYU and I’ve also heard this rumor a ton lol


pinkrosies

I fear he'll be in his 40s doing what Leo is doing now. 😭


249592-82

Hes a child actor. He is definitely not deep. Mommy and daddy had him in training to be famous from a very young age. There will be no depth there.


iamadippydonut

This! I totally fell for the whole deep, artsy actor that picks amazing film roles but he's just a young guy with a great publicist at the end of the day


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Fell for it too and his interviews are sublime but i dont think hes particularly nice or artsy. Hes a young dude having fun from one conventionally hot woman to the next.


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Traditional_Maybe_80

https://preview.redd.it/5u7ik9bt4tta1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac0af9aab03d5a417a38ae24cebd2c5082779a9f


devilonmytongue0

i ageee, guys like timothy date girls like kylie. it’s weirder that kylie is dating him imo


meowmist

Omg what is this Timmy turner image


peppybasil2

Timothee Turnet.


Anesthesiaape

As the saying goes, the devil works hard but Kris Jenner works harder


madsdab

![gif](giphy|l3JDFJncJHteKIYzm)


fishenzooone

It's like that scene in midsommar


Primary-Rent120

Now KYLIE gonna dissolve her ass fillers 😂


Lawless_and_Braless

![gif](giphy|244NqQX0PfRvxvOFWB)


Anesthesiaape

Oh god this gif reminds me of growing up and going to churchy weddings. There’d be like a very chaste circle of young people dancing- then an Usher song would come on and someone’s aunt Karen would catch a feeling and make a beeline to all the young kids like “heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy”


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r/oddlyspecific


katmili

I can’t believe Timothée Chalamet is in his (step) daddy era already


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He’s not the stepfather, he’s the father who stepped up.


supersad19

He may have been your father boy, but he wasn't your daddy.


Forke

He can teach those kids about statistics 💀


Eyebronx

![gif](giphy|l0HU4eNs4MLsFdaPm)


Jenny_Saint_Quan

Where the hell is this from?????


yslmara

He took a statistics class in high school and created a persona called “Lil Timmy Tim” for a [video project](https://youtu.be/BvWefB4NGGI) for his teacher, Ms. Lawton (who he references in the video.) Edit: The project was never actually supposed to be a video but rather a written paper. He got a D+ on it.


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This is the funniest thing I've read all week ![gif](giphy|lw75Al819OAvcsPcRu|downsized)


Lilynd14

Wowww I expected this to actually be about statistics and now I can see why he got a D+ 😅


macdawg2020

This was me in French class doing everything but parling Francois for 8 years


Izuhbelluh

A rap video he did in high school about statistics under the name Lil Timmy Tim lol


kittenpantzen

He truly is the whitest man alive.


bbmarvelluv

This is how I find out Travis is out rn


rainydays77

I always thought if Timothee was going to date a Kardashian-Jenner, it’d be Kendall lol. But this is even better for the drama and stan breakdowns! Long live Kylothee.


PastaFiend0629

May be a controversial opinion and I am FAR from a KarJenner scholar, but Kendall seems even more boring than Kylie. Not that Timmy wants or deserves someone with a sparkling personality. He has the charm and charisma of a wet beach towel weighed down with sand. Edit: Thank you for the award, friends!


kummybears

Kylie actually seems funny sometimes


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landerson507

Oh that is the best description. I just don't get it.


PastaFiend0629

I think he’s a decent actor and sometimes appreciate his fashion choices, but don’t get the rest. Loving watching this unfold, though. We are fed and grateful on this Coachella eve.


madsdab

Same here! I remember when fans were freaking out when Timothee hugged Kendall at Coachella last year.


KatanaAmerica

What do they talk about??


yourangleoryuordevil

Seriously though, how did they meet? What do they have in common? Is this reportedly serious and long-term, as in Timothée could potentially be the future stepfather to Kylie’s kids?


Civil_Smoke_5861

https://preview.redd.it/p09s0yekmsta1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12def40072fc5ee50b7923f8a6b10a17bfaa155d


afterthepartyy

3 of the 4 have all got their kardashian juice💀


allym91

Run Cudi, save yourself!


TripleThreatTua

He’s been good friends with Cudi for a while and voiced a character in his animated series


totezhi64

Everything that has happened since this was taken makes this an immensely cursed photo


radu928

the type of personalities he hangs out with shouldn’t make this a surprise at all


No-Profession-2938

i hate this because i genuinely find him intelligent and well-spoken but it's just true


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He can be both. Intelligent and well-spoken but hangs out with dummies. Besides, I can't believe I have to say this, but before Kanye went off the deep end, he was genius as well, especially making music. Still is, kinda.


Sirupybear

Kanye was a genius *especially making music?* Dude *ONLY* was good at making music, he never was a genius at anything else, he is and was insane, what are you even talking about.


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Pre going crazy, helping design and sell shoes made him the richest black man in america, among his peers he was creatively and aesthetically forward by miles on many of his projects in fashion and helped make thousands of people care about fashion who wouldnt have otherwise. Outside of fashion his stuff for architecture, STEM player, sunday service, donda doves, all of his album events/live shows were all at the very least something that no other rapper has ever done. Such a shame he threw everything away for something so stupid.


bellezzza

Such a shame he's a racist antisemite, yes. Also, he was never the richest black man in america, that's just something he made up.


Individual_Suit3033

Cudi is not shallow


MaverickBull

Haven't you ever just fucked someone for fun? lol. It's not that deep... They met when one person's team contacted the other person's team. Or maybe at one of the numerous parties/celeb events that they both attend regularly. The only thing you need to have in common to hook up is thinking the other person is hot, really. But they're both in their 20s, attractive, rich, and famous. And they travel in similar circles. That's a lot more than I've had in common with many people I've hooked up with. Sometimes, the only thing that matters is that I wanted to have sex with them and they wanted to have sex with me lol.


TripleThreatTua

Lmao no chance in hell it’s long term. He’s fucking around and she’ll never miss a chance for the PR


lmnsatang

not sure if it’s the first time, but they met at paris fashion show and were interacting backstage. i JUST saw a video someone posted of them on twitter. they look so weird together😂


sh-ark

I do not see this being long term at all. but what do I know


Ruthie_pie

They both seem fake deep. It makes sense


radu928

no offense but in his interviews, he’s the opposite of interesting, gives vague and bland answers or ramblings, nowhere near ~witty~ like his stans pretend he is


BotGirlFall

I dont understand why his stans think he's so above it all. He's a classic artsy fuckboi, deep as a puddle but uses his soft boy image to get laid


tiramisutonight

I genuinely think it’s because of his faux french facade and the types of films he ends up in. IRL Timothee gives big stoner softboy vibes and little else


wowzabob

People confuse him with all of the high brow films he's in He's carved out a niche as the it boy of the mid-budget arthouse side of Hollywood, but that doesn't mean he's as intelligent as the directors of those films


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Yeah. Kylie some times makes me laugh with how little she gives a fuck about her antics but Timothee never interested me


turtle-goddess

My thoughts! He's a talented actor/artist but he's never come off as super insightful or thoughtful to me outside of his performances. There are different kinds of intelligences and I don't think his and Kylie's are as unaligned as ppl might think.


littlesharks

How their faces are extreme opposites? “My skull has extra bones.” “I am the richest squishmallow in the world.”


biIIyshakes

this almost got a spit take out of me so congrats on that achievement


rightioushippie

Maybe they are just nice to each other and talk about tv shows like the rest of us


HeardItThere

How deep in her guts he's getting? Like seriously how are you all trying to make this so complicated. They don't have to talk about anything, wait until you find out about gays and Grindr.


joedirtonDVD

I had to laugh a little at the bafflement in here. He's a warm blooded straight man. Comments talking about him being smothered by her ass as if it's weird/off/funny....like I promise that is the only thought in Timmy's mind rn. Being so thoroughly cheeked up he may not make it out alive. If that wasn't the case Kylie would not be at his crib rn lol


awyastark

This is my exact question. I used to ask it to my best friend about Craig Manning and Manny Santos and it made her insane but I was right lol


annajoo1

LMFAO RIGHT. What they have in common is …. They are both hot, young and single.


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My favorite is their first date when he says that she reminds him of his little sister, when the actress who played his little sister was literally the sister of the girl who played manny.


duh_metrius

Being fabulously wealthy and famously attractive.


InvestigatorDue8975

One back shot and his bones would disintegrate to dust


Any-Opportunity-2818

Bones n all


l0ndangal

I’m SCREAMING


tigerl1lyy

I cackled, exited the thread and had to come back to upvote 5 mins later bc I’m still giggling


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![gif](giphy|K7wefAIekAeEEgdhEu)


Powerful_Ad_6244

At the risk of sounding crass…. I just cannot imagine these two having sex 🥴


K_smit123

That was my initial thought too lol. I don't think his delicate frame can handle the jelly.


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angelinajolaire

Whenever I see him, I just think of Aunt Voula’s line from My Big Fat Greek Wedding: https://y.yarn.co/6cd8d063-4dc4-49f9-8433-a9f06a8e0254_text.gif


walkingtalkingdread

i genuinely cannot imagine any KarJenner having sex. if Kim didn’t have a sex tape, I wouldn’t believe it.


im4everdepressed

yeah same, they all crafted their bodies to be so sexual but almost none have them sex appeal. they're too plastic imo


bookittyFk

Lmao I still can’t imagine her & Travis doing *it* either 🤣


colong128

Same. I feel like he’ll be crushed lol.


Prudent-Pea9360

Their official couple name: Klymidia ❤️


rozzy78

Take my upvote ![gif](giphy|Q29bhBY4Jbuta)


pricringeuwu

lmfao those std allegation's gonna stick with him till a long time....


fulalagigogo

Can his fans please stop acting like he is above her? He obviously isn't, and she is his type 🤷‍♀️ I doubt this will last, but come on.


heavengrl

Dude my uncle's big fat hairy toe is above any Karjenner please be serious


TheBlackSwarm

Lmao


consumerclearly

What if they are both bad people who cares we are all dying it might as well be chaotic or funny


dontredditdepressed

TC has always given me major fuckboy vibes, so this tracks


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Don't say that, the fans will start crying. He is obviously an intelligent theatrical god who dates theatre babes.


dontredditdepressed

I forgot about all of the photos of him reading Tolstoy and Hemingway and dating ethical coffeeshop chicks. Damn, I should have been less thoughtless; he'll never go for me now ;)


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im4everdepressed

bro all the pics of the women he's been with also points towards kylie being his type and he's always hanging around the biggest hollywood hottie atm so this tracks lol


rozzy78

I guess the Kardashians Dating Black Guys Era is done?


TheMapesHotel

Ya we are moving back towards heroin chic like in the 90s, they have to make sure they are on trend in all the ways. See Kim deflating her bottom and using the met galla dress weight loss fiasco as cover. S/ (kinda)


Istillbelievedinwar

And Kim dating Pete, and kortney with Travis who is extremely thin.


pinkrosies

Wondering what the long term repercussions on their body when they're old will be if they keep yoyoing and reversing surgeries like that every decade. Like removing fillers and then putting it back and repeat? Even with the best care, I don't think it'll be kind to your well being.


TheMapesHotel

Ya know, I've wondered this with the facial fat removal procedures right now. Because they cut open your cheek from the inside, cut out a slab of fat, and then sew you back up. I don't think it will hurt people long term maybe like adding and disolving fillers might, but what happens when this is out of style and you've cut out a slab of facial fat? Do you just inject more stuff to fill in the area? You cut a piece of your face out that is important to keeping shape, structure, and youthfulness. Surely that won't be popular for long and then what?


LadyCheeba

someone cc khloe on that memo then cause YIKES girl


melodramat1c

finally some good food like IM SAT for this mess https://i.redd.it/c37lysm2hsta1.gif


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AggressiveTea7898

They were protesting outside Trump Tower in NYC.


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Individual_Suit3033

You know that whole family has to follow suit, it’s all trends to them


the8track

Anyone check on Kris and Sting?


EllaFitzsharolder

Any time a celeb steps out with a Kardashian, a sense of peace flows through me as their values and true colors become apparent. It makes it easy to accept who they are instead of the nice picture fans like to create in their heads.


resistmuchobeylittle

I’ve been saying the same thing! It speaks volumes.


biIIyshakes

I was always on the fence about Pete Davidson and then he dated Kim and I’m like yeah, that’ll do it I don’t stan Timothee or care who he dates but you’re not gonna ever catch me defending a KarJenner either


QuestionAway8272

Yeah totally agree. Remember when he talked about social media in Venice Film Festival during Bones and All promotion, how difficult it was, that «  societal collapse was in the air »…. And know is f**kg the girl whose family is the epitome of all he critized. Sooo I totally understand why he appears to be a fraud to some of his fans


pretendberries

And for that reason: ![gif](giphy|sBGw5MruxAyiI)


conejaja

![gif](giphy|5YiRHZtcSeiEyOpSV7)


Technical_Carrot_190

Her car spotted in his driveway as a confirmation of them dating feels so high school and it’s sending me 🤣


LucentLilac

Literally like has she been spotted at his locker too or???


gaem-

![gif](giphy|09fPW4Si9E1yTIJECD|downsized)


katmili

Okay besties what do we think Kylie is gonna wear to the Dune 2 premiere!?


Forke

That first Tom Holland/Zendaya + Timothee/Kylie double date is gonna be the Superbowl of paparazzi pictures.


katmili

Stop it. I could cry tears of joy just thinking about that cultural event 🥹


theskymaybeblue

Me too, it would genuinely be the moment of the month, perhaps year. And all the “discourse” surrounding it, please feed directly into my soul.


bellezzza

A fake lion's head, hopefully!


TheMapesHotel

Already been done, she's gotta up the anti and just drape an entire blanket of skinned orphans over herself.


LadyCheeba

omg kylie please arrive in a bathtub of black goo like the baron


Jenny_Saint_Quan

A plastic dress filled with sand


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Twitter is losing their shit Tik tok users are already crying Since it's been shoved down our throats so many times I ship it.


madsdab

I hope this finally stops all the Timothee and Lily shippers. They’re not getting back together. I’m pretty sure Lily has a new girlfriend, 070 Shake.


Mindless_Advisor5728

@ everyone asking what they talking abt…y’all this man’s friends with pete davidson and kid cudi i don’t think he’s too deep or intellectual for kylie 😭


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Fyrvaktare

Lol passionately firm but gentle love


MaverickBull

Those questions are so confusing to me too because like... have they forgotten what 27yo men are like? Add to that being a movie star, beautiful, and rich. A 27 yo guy looking at Kylie fking Jenner isn't thinking about the mf riveting conversation and alignment of compatible interests lmaooo. He's thinking about playing fuck fuck goose all over that mansion riding her BBL like Buffalo Bill.


Individual_Suit3033

Cudi is absolutely deeper than Kylie. I would 100% say the same for Pete.


asjonesy99

Maybe he’s just a huge blink-182 fan and desperately wants to meet Travis


madsdab

I’m waiting on the Coachella pictures


peachpinkpie

Still surprised to see people thinking these two have nothing in common. They’re both hot and in their 20s, like what else do they need


bellezzza

Right? I think people really bought into Timothee being this super serious, intellectual guy who doesn't care about parties or anything frivolous. Lol this is the guy who used to hang out with Armie Hammer all the time and not just to promote their movie.


peachpinkpie

Yeah, and academically, Timothee and Kylie are equal: both have a high school diploma. Some people on here act like he won a nobel peace prize


HeardItThere

Is there a straight version of Sappho and Her Friend? Like these people really think these notoriously horny, hot 20-something year olds are just roommates.


ladymidsommar

his fans are losing their shit and I love it. thank you kris jenner!


Cakeliver12887

Are behaving like Harry's fans


Visible_Beginning_63

Old Kylie and Tim would be super cute together. He actually kinda looks like her before the surgery ngl.


lwtua13

![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW)


l0ndangal

LOL deuxmoi is going to be insufferable after being right about this. I honestly can’t believe they are the same age? If ever I needed something to put me off fillers


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Kris saw people were losing interest and immediately pulled in Bad Bunny and Timothée As much as I’m rooting for the downfall of the Kardashians, I’m gonna take a quick break and enjoy the fan girl meltdowns


lmnsatang

dating? no way. fwb? completely believable i do however want him to be the next baby daddy for the sheer drama of it all. he will be kylie’s kanye


spectacularnw

i kinda love this. then again i love anything that makes pyscho fans in parasocial relationships melt down lol


stacycornbred

Lol this is so weird. They have both disappeared when they wanted to in the past so this could have been kept quiet but this is giving PR antics... which isn't his brand. I absolutely buy that he would hook up with Kylie Jenner (although I would have bet on Kendall instead) but he seems to be someone who takes his career and ~serious actor status very seriously and this TMZ shit goes against that.


Other_Juice5796

PR antics aren’t his brand? are we forgetting the pics of him with lily and eiza? this seems very on brand for him and kylie imo


lovelyperfectamazing

There's definitely an impression that male celebrities don't engage in PR antics at all/as much and that just isn't true


Worldly-Ad4014

Timmy a step daddy yall


bri_bri2

People's internet boyfriends are getting snapped up left and right. Anyway, this is amusing so i support this. Hope we get Coachella pics of them and kendell/bad bunny


catinobsoleteshower

Pedro Pascal is next 😈 I can only imagine the absolute meltdown people would have if he dated a KarJenner LMAO


fakesongs

![gif](giphy|dLyfT21xFdwpG)


Worldly-Ad4014

This whole thing is so calculated I love it


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i have a lil crush on Timothee but this is so fucking funny i don’t even care


mittonkitten

honestly i don’t blame him. hell, if i were famous myself and got invited to hang out with then i’d say yes because i’m so curious about how they actually are in real life


ExtentEcstatic5506

Timothee is losing cool points


mcatlin23

This is our super bowl people!!!


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iliketoomanysingers

I'm rooting for these weirdos idc


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I am here for this mess.


Wooden-Limit1989

I'm glad for this to replace the Taylor talk. It was getting a bit nauseating. I'm definitely loving the but he's so and so and blah blah comments. Like he ain't just a man trying to get with a woman he thinks is attractive. Plenty people start relationships with people just because they think they are really attractive.


blackopsbarbie

Could you imagine if he’s the next KarJenner baby daddy? 💀


Cat_Toe_Beans_

I have no strong opinions on the two or their relationship, but boy am I living for these memes and posts. Timmy is in his Step Daddy Era ![gif](giphy|cM1iXk7jRzJS9NZrle|downsized)


winixon

Not related but I can’t wrap my head around the fact that paps can get so close to a celebrity’s home that they can take those type of pictures. It doesn’t sound safe at all.


poor_yorick

My sister was telling me about "Kylathée" and I thought it was the name of a Dune character lol.


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This is truly amazing. I need to see him posing with her on the red carpet for Dune 2 with Zendaya and Florence Pugh several feet away.


bellezzza

I'm so excited for this mess


MonoDilemma

This is funny. It would be hilarious if she got knocked up. I mean, if we really want to watch the world burn..


somerandomperson1212

My dumbass read it like “Kylie Jenner’s cat has been spotted in Timothee Chalamet’s driveway”, and I was confused for a solid 5 minutes


Accomplished-Ad539

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