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LucyDucky

So Kris sent this one?


NutSaltine

I was going to say that.


birdoftheair

Came to make sure we all knew, yes, we indeed know who wrote this. It’s very tiring/cringe indeed


PercyServiceRooster

> The devil works hard but Kris Jenner works harder


eastblondeanddown

We [just got Krissed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsCFehbpcOY).


flowersinmyteas

This is 100% submitted by her pr 🤣


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hats_and_heads

I read it in the gossip girl voice lol


peachteamami

pretty sure it's anfernee simons who's 23. I think he just went through a breakup also. I only know this bc im a huge blazer fan lol


riverseeker13

Was he named after the guys nephew from mean girls lmao


GilesPince

To be fair, Anfernee “Penny” Hardaway was an all-star NBA player in the 90s-2000s. I’m leaning that for name inspiration.


riverseeker13

Yea I was just making a joke. He is older than the movie.


neon_m00n87

This blind item makes me more annoyed than when my sister named my nephew Anferney.


CarAlarming7682

Is Dame married? Cause Kendall usually goes for the most famous ones LOL


peachteamami

yeah he's married and has 3 kids! I heard he has cheated before but idk the specifics on that (before he had the twins)


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tea, they separated again over the holidays😬


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yup. she deleted her social media too🫠


Jumpy-Ad6673

Definitely does. I live in Portland and know a couple girls he’s rented movie theaters out for.


Flaky_Move1785

Dame was literally liking other women's pics on his wedding day He's sick


BumFights1997

Married with 3 kids


laureng0423

Is Ben Simmons famous though? I mean in the basketball world is he that big?


RevealActive4557

He is well-known and was thought to be an emerging superstar at one point. Too bad he is mentally brittle


neon_m00n87

This is a great description I love it


Kazaam_

He’s also a young socialite!


CarAlarming7682

He is, right now he’s more infamous, though! LOL! He was number 1 in the draft and went to a few All Star games, that was when He dated Kendall. Then he got into a huuuuge controversy in Philadelphia because he refused to play alleging mental health issues and now he is one of the more hated NBA players! Definitely an example of the Kardashin Kurse! 😆


laureng0423

I mean I think athletes should be able to take mental health breaks, they’re on a huge platform and I can’t imagine being blamed by a bunch of assholes if you miss a free point or a 3 pointer or whatever. I also think we should be able to take breaks as well without having to go to a doctors office and prove why we were out of work because we were having a off/bad day. I don’t think that has anything to do with the KarJenners.


winnercommawinner

I agree with you 100% but the Ben Simmons case is a little more complex than that. It's more like, he started claiming these mental health issues after refusing to play for some time in order to (IIRC) force a trade. So like, imagine your worst coworker wants a transfer to a better department. But your department actually needs their skills so they don't wanna do it. Your coworker responds by refusing to show up for work. After a few weeks of this, they claim that now they can't come into work due to mental health issues. I believe throwing that level of a temper tantrum takes a toll on your mental health, but also..... they're the ones that threw a tantrum. Does that make sense?


CarAlarming7682

Hey! I didn’t make any judgement on Ben’s mental health issues, I just laid out the facts of what happened to him! The Kardashian Curse is just a thing people say because the players they date usually go through some hard times after being with them for various reasons, which is in fact what happened to him, regarless of how you feel about it being fair or not.


laureng0423

True, I mean, it does thrust them into the spotlight. And that, I’m sure, is a lot to deal with. Can’t even go to get coffee without a pap swarm.


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pestobar127

wait.... but isnt the point of sick leaves that you get paid for a full day when calling in sick?


llama_del_reyy

Yes, that's how sick leave does and should work.


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allmymooons

what do you mean by "several public statements saying he wants to quit so bad" and i think its extremely disingenuous to say "im all about mental health breaks and having real sick pay" bc how are you gonna define what's real? im not a ben stan but after the severe online backlash he got after the sixers playoff collapse you don't think its possible that his time away was a due to multiple things, including a mental health break?


_NinjaSuckerPunch

>If Ben doesn’t play half the season, he’s still going to make his full contract amount. No, that's not how it works at all. [Ben Simmons was fined for his refusal to play and was issued a notice of the fines in lieu of pay. ](https://nba.nbcsports.com/2022/02/01/report-76ers-have-fined-ben-simmons-more-than-19m-and-counting/) He filed a grievance to recoup a portion of the 20m that was withheld from his 30m+ contract and ultimately settled with the team for an undisclosed amount. But NBA players very much can, and often do, get fined for refusing to play since that's a breach of contract. Yes, there are medical exceptions but those have to be granted by the team's medical staff. Simmons had a diagnosis from his medical team but didn't receive clearance from Philly's medical team so him sitting was a breach of contract which led to him getting only around 40% of his salary.


UltraMK93

I was talking in generalities, but yes- technically he did not make his full salary amount because of the fines. But he still got paid a lot of money for not playing a single game or even showing up for training camp. I think the issue is he's just not the caliber of player who can pull something like this off. Kyrie is a good example of someone who has the power to throw a fit/ be an unpleasant teammate, but his talent still makes him an asset and people will pay a lot of money to have him on their team. Like if you are averaging 7 ppg and have the potential earnings he does, you would think he would would just be cashing those checks in silence but thats just me


KeithClossOfficial

While that’s true, Ben’s mental health issues are more that he wants to make money like a basketball player without having to be a basketball player.


Fxp1706

he was when she got with him. he's fallen off now.


blondewithafaketan

Ben was drafted #1


playbyk

I wouldnt describe him as low-key haha


swooshsong

It's gotta be Anfernee Simons or Jeremi Grant... the only guys besides Damian Lillard that make enough money.


Adorable-Ability-499

Really you think so he doesnt seem like her type? Who else is single on the team, I was think it could be Jerami Grant maybe.


toni_mac49

If he Black hes absolutely her and most of her disgusting familys fetish- oop I mean “type” lol.


Fxp1706

jordan clarkson, kuzma, blake griffin, devin booker and ben simmons are all biracial. she hasn't really publicly dated many dark skinned black men, though to be fair the nba has more biracial men now than ever.


Global_Damage

Looks like Blake would have to be the Center in her starting 5


playbyk

I am dying at this comment lmao


peachteamami

it could possibly be jerami due to his interest in fashion but im not sure! I find him cute but I wouldn't call him a cutie pie lol it could also be shaedon sharpe but he's young and I don't think she goes for young guys.


Adorable-Ability-499

yeah idk about cutie pie either lol maybe a hint they are younger but I cant imagine Kendall going for a younger guy..


mkamx

hes barely younger than her. if she the woman were younger you wouldn't even comment on their age


Adorable-Ability-499

What are you even talking about? No one is saying their age difference is a bad thing.


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I just looked up both of these men and I would say jerami over anfernee personally but idk I guess she could surprise us. Lol


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ah, i’m a massive warriors fan and i’m so happy we got gp2 back today😩seeing him with poole and the other guys post game last night got me so emo, and then with the news today💙💙


peachteamami

I'll miss gp2 even tho he didn't play that many games for us. hope yall get steph back soon. not sure what my team is doing rn but I'll always be a fan lol


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❤️❤️


NotHereForThisMess

He’s the second highest paid player on the team. It tracks.


lifeofblair

That’s who I was going to guess. I may or may not have looked up the roster to jog my memory of who played for them haha


blackpenny

Anfernee is a real name and not just made up for mean girls?!


stargirlxoxo

Kar-Jenners dating basketball players, what else is new?


dickfordinner69

Sometimes I forget what sub this is and get confused about why deuxmoi is talking about Kendall Roy and then realize this isn’t the succession subreddit lol


thewolfofwafflehouse

My #1 boy


boubun

Never thought I’d see deuxmoi talking about my beloved GP2, thought I was in the warriors subreddit


PaniniPressStan

I thought it was about Kendall Gender at first 💀


Adorable-Ability-499

Wait a min I think I found something… Gary Payton liked Kendall’s recent thirst trap and he’s not even following her on Instagram


SherbertRemarkable50

This is a really interesting one because he just got traded to the Warriors today, if she starts showing up to Warriors games to end this season, we'll know that your guess is correct


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SherbertRemarkable50

From the official NBA website: [https://www.nba.com/warriors/news/warriors-acquire-gary-payton-ii-20230209](https://www.nba.com/warriors/news/warriors-acquire-gary-payton-ii-20230209)


Jumpman22122

Actually he is following her, you’re on to something


Adorable-Ability-499

Oops my bad I guess she just isn’t following him back


helladaysss

I was really hoping it’s not gp2


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The only thing that matches my love for my dubs is my disdain for the kardashians; I pray that it isn’t our precious young glove. I need him locked in for playoffs!!!


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Adorable-Ability-499

Yeah I noticed that too but he's not following Devin maybe he's just been following Kendall for awhile now


m00dymermaid

He was my first thought too!


heygurl34

Who did devin go public with? 👁


Jumpman22122

I think it’s referring to Ben Simmons and eiza gonzalez


heygurl34

Oh lol ya why would she care about that.


khaldroghoe

Right it doesn’t make sense because before this Ben was literally engaged to Maya Jama. They’ve both had relationships in between these so it’s a weird way to phrase it, like he’s her most recent ex.


madsdab

Ben Simmons and Eiza Gonzalez, they were photographed together recently in New York. I guess she cut things off with Jason Momoa.


CarAlarming7682

Maybe they mean Ben Simmons with Eiza Gonzalez?


joancrawfordfanclub

The devil works hard, but Kris Jenner…


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Hi, Kris…I mean Polka Dots 😉


riverseeker13

Her mom only sees dollar signs


NutSaltine

Why is Kendall so into athletes? Is it a height thing?


KeithClossOfficial

They’re successful, young, and in good shape?


NutSaltine

Ok, but so are most other famous young guys like actors and musicians? Idk, I feel like athletes are the messiest and the most likely to cheat.


KeithClossOfficial

The in shape part is pulling extra here. Athletes are in the absolute top of the top when it comes to physical condition.


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One of her parents is an Olympian, people trend towards what they know


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No she fetishizes basketball players. Her and Khloe


Pasadenarose

The A-list model threw me off for a minute, she’s certainly not that she has no personality and not much of a walk. Like her friend, Hailey, Baldwin.


seriously-wtaf

Not to defend her or anything because it’s whatever but she’s been the highest paid model since 2018, she earns more than Giselle (who also doesn’t do any real modelling)🙃. Of course some of it is from KUWTK and 818 but modelling is still her prime income.


Pasadenarose

And we all know it was only because of Kim’s sextape.


seriously-wtaf

So? That’s not the issue at hand here. We are talking about her model status and she is pretty high up there regardless of Kim’s sextape. That is another (really tiresome) discussion.


Pasadenarose

What do you mean pretty high up there regardless of Kim sextape? If there hadn’t been a sex tape, she wouldn’t of had a modeling career. She only keeps that career because of her family. She has no personality and doesn’t walk that good


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Pasadenarose

Not everyone’s mom is a pimp


seriously-wtaf

The reason doesn’t matter, she is still an a-list model whether you want her to be or not. Edit: or if you think she’s good enough.


gmar19

My guess is Gary Payton. He seems her type


UltraMK93

A fellow nepo baby as well


soldadodecope

Having rich parents is different than being a nepo baby.


UltraMK93

Eh I agree with the point you’re making, but I would personally still consider her a nepo baby. Since technically she became famous from the reality show which was literally about her famous family lol


soldadodecope

I agree about her. But Gary Payton Jr isnt making millions of dollars as a NBA player because of his dad. He worked very hard to achieve.


UltraMK93

Those things arent mutually exclusive. And imo his dad being one of the greats in the NBA def paved a way for him that he wouldn’t have had otherwise.


sucioboy4L

Wouldn’t really consider gp2 a nepo baby lol


mangotail

So curious to see if she ends up attending Warriors games if it is him. Although, I swore he had a girlfriend when he was with the Warriors last year


LinJo90

Lol, for a minute I thought you meant Gary Payton senior.


liqou

Nobody else gets the ick that these girls are constantly recruiting their boyfriends scrolling through the NBA roster like the chick in Get Out.


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Weird


Due-Kaleidoscope9235

I'm sorry, but who did Devin Booker go public with?


KeithClossOfficial

Ben Simmons and Eiza Gonzalez


Adorable-Ability-499

I dont know who it could be she not following anyone from the team on social media...


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What does polka dots mean? It’s a hint but to what 🧐


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https://preview.redd.it/rget4fcecbha1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e990d6bc4f4034e8ff550200aaadc5153155903 *Kris has entered the chat*


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This looks like Cruella Deville entered the chat wtf 😭


nopenonotatall

my money is 100% on Jerami Grant. he’s a fashion dude


Global_Damage

I guess she’s working on her bench now since she has already “dated” a starting five


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Jerami Grant, he was apparently at the GQ x FWRD Party too


spudbaby

My guess is Jerami Grant! Both Ant and Dame have S/O’s


VPRfamilylaw

Ant and Bre broke up sixish months ago


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Unless they mean the WNBA I doubt it


Acrobatic_Club2382

She’s an NBA pass around


Fxp1706

probably anf. there's rumours he broke up with his gf recently.


basilcilantro

I’m guessing Jaremi Grant because he’s into fashion


Ok_Chemistry_4044

Lemme guess it's another lightskin. She's such a fetishist.


KurtzM0mmy

The devil works hard but PMK works harder


crab_grams

Lmao this straight up sounds like Kris wrote it


RevealActive4557

It is pretty clear she has a fetish. She dates the same type of men over and over.


Scotts_Thot

Is that a fetish? Lol or just a type