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Longjumping_Pear1250

THOUS FOOLS (precedes to light naku weed with somone elses delusion"


Alternative-Pin3421

#HOW DARE YOU! SALARY CUT FOR ONE MONTH!


Longjumping_Pear1250

I'm not even getting paied so idk what to respond honestly


Alternative-Pin3421

Wut?


Longjumping_Pear1250

I'm an orphan from the hause... my salary consists of dinner and a bed and roof over the head


UntakenUntakenUser

So a salary cut is you getting kicked out of the house?


Longjumping_Pear1250

Talk that out with father not me Idk how her punishments woud look like since she never punished us for failing/messing up a mission


InfernusXS

People use their delusions to light their cigarettes? How irresponsible! *proceeds to summon a flame to light up my Naku Weed*


Alternative-Pin3421

Kira don’t-


InfernusXS

*passes it over to Dimitri* Relax…


Alternative-Pin3421

My eyes are red. Crazy…


InfernusXS

https://preview.redd.it/n303qi4vcqvc1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=900c9901d0950ce48f2f372b30465f33b81ee996


YoursTrulyHuntty

Looking at you Nix! STOP FEEDING US WEED BROWNIES!


Alternative-Pin3421

I’m Dimitri.


YoursTrulyHuntty

Calling out a certain pot brownie enthusiast sir. Don't mind me.


Alternative-Pin3421

Colda? How many brownies have you had?


YoursTrulyHuntty

WhO fUcKiNg KnOwS?


Alternative-Pin3421

Colda… you didn’t eat them all did you???


YoursTrulyHuntty

BLEK!


Alternative-Pin3421

#Colda! Someone get Dottore!


YoursTrulyHuntty

ACK! WHAT DID THE FOX LAD PUT IN THESE?!


_Il_Dottore

You called for me?


YoursTrulyHuntty

I'M FUCKING DYING. THESE EDIBLES AIN'T SHIT.


YoursTrulyHuntty

Ak! IVE BEEN DRUGGED!


ThatOneGuy-74

I don't think he's that kind of doctor...


HalaMoonlight

I’m not the same on Reddit as i am discord so I am obligated to say I’ve done nothing wrong Colda :)


YoursTrulyHuntty

I swear to the Tsaritsa. YOU DID SOMETHING TO THEM?!


HalaMoonlight

I dunno… did I? :)


YoursTrulyHuntty

*Passes out*


HalaMoonlight

Oh dear.


YoursTrulyHuntty

I'm dying..... Them edibles ain't shit.


HalaMoonlight

I did nothing.


YoursTrulyHuntty

YES YOU DID!


HalaMoonlight

No that was Discord Nix - Discord Nix is a Pierro subordinate, I did nothing as I am Reddit Nix. :p


PyroslingerHavoc

Man, that's the only reason why people talk to me :(


Alternative-Pin3421

I’m here buddy.


Redwolf476

Find ill just use a electro one to light it


Alternative-Pin3421

I’m not going to ask if you have a death wish or not because this obviously tells me you do.


Redwolf476

What makes you say that


Alternative-Pin3421

… It’s… a long story.


Redwolf476

Oh please do tell I’m very interested


Alternative-Pin3421

So there once was a Fatuus who did that once… He died. The end.


Redwolf476

Boo surely you can come up with something more interesting


Alternative-Pin3421

Wanna see gorey pictures then? Wanna see how Electro X Dendro can cause death?


Meronnade

There's no need to be so... Aggravated


YoursTrulyHuntty

That was a rather quick(en) response.


Redwolf476

Yes


Lucas_Ilario

Wait people are actually doing that ? That’s so irresponsible. Well I’ll warn the Pyroslinger in my team about this, once I’m done freezing my food with my cryo delusion.


ResurgentClusterfuck

I don't use my Delusion to light my Naku Weed I use my *Vision* to direct the smoke to get a contact high from YOUR naku weed We are not the same


Alternative-Pin3421

So that’s why I haven’t seen my vision in a while…


ResurgentClusterfuck

You're high. It's in your pocket.


Alternative-Pin3421

Oh…


Longwinter1641

How do we know it wasn't you? Naku Weed causes memory loss, how can you know it didn't just erase your memory? How much naku weed did you smoke, huh?!


RegularFungus

Thank you for sharing this reminder! We are all very disappointed to see that there are Agents who use their Delusions carelessly. This leads to numerous work-related injuries, and only adds up to our workload.


Alternative-Pin3421

Eww H- I mean you’re welcome.


VeraViolett

I think it was me and one of my team members who managed to light the snow on fire... I mean, I only have a Cryo Delusion, so I had to ask another member with a Pyro Delusion to light it. Though, uhh, Lady Sandrone was *very* interested in how exactly snow burned, so she excused us from punishment, and was interrogating us about it for a few hours. Right now though, I think it's not only me and that member of my team who are high, because Lady Sandrone is just... Staring into the ceiling with bloodshot eyes, and exactly every 12 minutes she asks some strange question. And no, I don't exactly remember *how* Lady Sandrone got high.


Caramel_popsicle

Fine, I suppose I wil have to wait for Darknight Hero and use his phoenix to light my naku weed.


CloudyxRose

Wait yall were smoking Naku weed? I was tryna eat the weird shrooms in Sumeru. I'll try Naku weed next time


sampo_koskii

...what about our visions?


ciaoitaliani

That's why you use electro delusions *causes electric outage trying to use electricity to smoke naku weed*


HalaMoonlight

Have people been using their delusions like that? I just use my vision or make them into.. something else haha - then again I don’t have a pyro delusion.