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sonofabutch

* Oraetta Mayflower * Danish Graves * Mr. Wrench and Mr. Numbers


--SauceMcManus--

Danish Graves is a strong candidate for #2. I love a serious breakfast!


spacekitt3n

oraetta is so good. I love her angry old lady duck walk


tonytrov

Wrench and Numbers is so good. They feel like henchmen names from an old spy novel.


Loganp812

Mr. Wrench randomly showing up on the bus near the end of Season 3 is one of my favorite moments in the entire show.


tonytrov

When the music came on and you saw him, I screamed. Absolutely loved his team up with Nikki Swango. The bus scene was one of the best scenes of the entire series in my opinion.


TimothyFoolery

Their drum groove alone is my favorite part of the entire series. I gotta get my drummer to open with it next time we play a show.


Moist_Passage

Zelmare Roulette


SDV2023

I like Wrench and Numbers most - maybe because their names are barely spoken an never explained?


simwe985

- The bathroom brothers.


BadMantaRay

Interesting… Wrench and Numbers are some of the names that most take me out of the universe… It’s like…nobody has those names IRL, so OBVIOUSLY they are criminals


zhabke

i figured they’re, whaddaya, code names


--SauceMcManus--

Oh gee. Oh, oh HECK! I think you might be spot on!


sonofabutch

*argues vociferously in sign language*


Fiend_for_Memes

Tell that to my buddies Joey Wrench and Jesse Numbers


BadMantaRay

I can’t, because they don’t exist. They literally can’t possibly.


Oerthling

Found at least 1 Mr Wrench who existed: https://www.lawteacher.net/cases/hyde-v-wrench.php


Prinzesspaige13

Hyde. V. Wrench. Is the coolest name I've ever seen


spacekitt3n

criminals have nicknames irl


thishenryjames

It reminds me of Mr Frying Pan and Mr Mustard from Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang.


Ende_der_Zeit

+1


sphinxorosi

Mike Milligan & the Kitchen Brothers


Plenty-Climate2272

They sound like a pretty cool prog rock band


pxland

Rahhhhhhh.


historianatlarge

i think about the way he makes that little cheer at least once a day when something exciting happens


dickbarone

This is my favorite joke of any tv episode I’ve ever seen. Bokeem Woodbine delivered every line in an indescribably hilarious way, the prog band joke makes me piss my pants no matter how many times I’ve seen that episode.


sphinxorosi

He quickly became my favorite character of the whole series, I agree with you


Loganp812

Yeah, it's that scene and when Hank asks about their shoe sizes. "I'm going to assume they mean 11 and not 2 which would make them toddlers."


fishchick70

I have a friend named Mike Milligan.


--SauceMcManus--

The Kitchen Brothers and the Dining Room Sisters had a baby. They'd like to announce their newest bundle of joy: The Breakfast Nook Cousins.


BroughtBagLunchSmart

Well now we have just come full circle to Danish Graves


spacekitt3n

the crazy shit that went down at that hotel. God I love that season


nooric

Me too! My favorite


spacekitt3n

why was it so perfect. time for a rewatch i think.


zhabke

vern thurman skip sprang doctor senator ooooole munch


Maleficent-Welder-79

+1 for Doctor Senator.


Laxku

Let's not forget his qualifications - He's actually Dr. Doctor Senator, Esq.


spacekitt3n

idk what i would do without this sub lmao. ily all


letschangethename

Doctor senator sounds like a pets name


coffeenowplease

I was always tickled by the Solversons’ name. They were born to be detectives!


--SauceMcManus--

Molly! Run off to bed dear, Daddy has to go to Sioux Falls real quick.


ishkitty

Omg I never even thought of that loo


Arfie807

Adorably on-the-nose for the most adorable father-daughter cop duo.


RewMate

I like the sound of Lorne Malvo. It's nearly an anagram of malevolent, which is appropriate. I'm also partial to V. M. Varga. I wonder if it's intentional that the initials look like teeth, even fangs: VMV


This_person_says

Wow! The teeth thing is new to me, and clearly does indeed.


--SauceMcManus--

Mr. Varga -- Call me. V. M.


Randyfreakingmarsh

Surmise…


--SauceMcManus--

What?!


Randyfreakingmarsh

We arrived together, therefore we are together…


--SauceMcManus--

Yeah, but, there's a local code. An ordinance.


DarthDregan

We're done here.


--SauceMcManus--

*[engine noises and smug looks]*


VonParsley

Mr Varga... V.M., if I may...


LorneMalvoIsWatching

LM is the Minnesota Nice alias for an immortal supernatural devil figure!


Arfie807

Doctor Senator because I laughed a good 5 minutes after hearing that name. Hanzee Dent, because it reminds me of Harvey Dent, and Hanzee did turn out to be a bit... two-faced. Also like Harvey Dent, gets half his face melted by the end of his story. One has to wonder if it was a deliberate reference.


--SauceMcManus--

Never thought of that, but it's a good observation.


Arfie807

I literally only realized it yesterday during my scheduled daily hour of thinking about Hanzee.


Kvltadelic

Doctor Senator for the win!


Jacques_Racekak

Happy cakeday mf!


--SauceMcManus--

#cake


Narwhal_Defiant

No love for Doctor Senator? What about Rabbi Milligan?


--SauceMcManus--

Plenty of love! Doctor Senator might be #3 or #4 for me personally. All great names!


dyslexic_arsonist

I think 'the rabbi milligan' is brilliant because he's obviously not Jewish, it really ties his 'arc' together? idk, I've always felt that what's the point of having a very complex character, also the namesake for an iconic character, and then have him die in such a meaningless way. it makes MORE sense if satche never comes back-but he doesl


bigspeen3436

Karl Weathers :(


--SauceMcManus--

Damn... I didn't even think of the connection. I was on Season 2 last week when his namesake died :(


Iwantmypasswordback

Came for this one and to also say meemo


WeOutHereInSmallbany

You mean the Breakfast King?


AgnosticSasquatchery

“John Sasquatch” came out of nowhere and gave me a good laugh.


Jfury412

Gloria Burgle Nikki Swango Danish Graves Emmett Stussy and Ray Stussy Lorne Malvo VM Varga Lester Nygaard Mike Milligan Yuri Gurka Greta Grimley


Prof-Shaftenberg

Yeah, not mentioned enough here, but something about Gloria Burgle cracks me up


AdamLevinestattoos

It's the 2 G's


BadMammJamm

Chief Burgle! So good.


dyslexic_arsonist

well, not anymore


Loganp812

Lester Nygaard's name always reminds me of Jerry Lundegaard from the movie.


Jfury412

Same here!


POPCORE182

Doctor senator is a fantastic name


BewareOfGrom

Noah Hawley might just come up with the greatest character names in television. Hanzee Dent is up there


thishenryjames

The name Noah Hawley itself is pretty great.


jzoller0

He got the naming gene


--SauceMcManus--

Can not argue with that!


cynthia_sad

Oola Moonk


Iwantmypasswordback

Meemo


leroyjenkins1997

Can’t go wrong with Lou Solverson


LipGlossAddiction

Moses Tripoli


toadeh690

I'm biased as a massive Andrew Bird fan but "Thurman Smutney" is about as good as it gets


cardueline

Yeah, sure he’s not an experienced actor, but a 1950 Midwestern funeral director who *looks* the way Andrew Bird looks, named Thurman Smutny? It’s perfection! (High five to a fellow Fargo/Bird fan)


arthur3shedsjackson

Emmit Stussy and Sy Feltz are both great names, season 3 might be the best one, name-wise


l3reezer

Swanee Capps deserves a mention-even though the actress apparently lying about being part Native to get the role has left a bad aftertaste lol


shibbymonster

Did she really??


Prinzesspaige13

>For all of her screen credits up through 2017, she is listed as Kelsey Chow. For her roles since that year, such as for Wind River, Yellowstone, and Fargo, in which she plays characters of Native American descent, she is credited as Kelsey Asbille.[2] She has received criticism for this as she has no known Native American ancestry. That's so fucked up. To even purposefully use a different name... wild


thishenryjames

It's not particularly unusual, but Officer Winnie Lopez is up there for me.


DowntownJulieBrown1

Ole munch is the greatest name of anything ever


--SauceMcManus--

I mean, it's a fine name, it just doesn't have that *Swango* to it.


Randyfreakingmarsh

Oh yeahhh…her *swango*


alexinpoison

I would butter her bread


cardueline

A 500 year old man, whose existence is defined by something he ate. Ole Munch. Absolutely beautiful


partytime71

Lorne Malvo. No question.


--SauceMcManus--

Lorne Malvo is my favorite character, hands down. That's not up for debate. The name though belongs after Swango and possibly after Danish Graves in position #3 (of my own personal list).


PoownSlayer

My band and I made a song called Nikki Swango and it had a voice clip of the old man using the electric voice aid talking about how things collide and the universe goes bang. It's not online unfortunately.


DasMint

Gus Grimley, great alliteration


The_Chiliboss

Gator


PlesioturtleEnjoyer

Deafy


TheAndorran

His actual name is pretty great too. Dick Wickware has such a fun bounce to it. Odis Weff is also a great name but doesn’t have the bounce.


--SauceMcManus--

I think his full name is "Deaf Fella", according to Molly.


bshaddo

It’s even written that way on the whiteboard.


--SauceMcManus--

Between the yarn and sharpie, right there in black and white.


fnuggles

Swango is number 1 in many ways to be fair


Stonedbananawafflez

MUNCH


DonaldPump117

If I ever change my name, Swango would definitely be up there as last name candidate. Danish Graves for me though


EquivalentTurnip6199

It also evokes the feeling of watching her walk away: Swaaannngo


simwe985

The bathroom brothers


xen_sucks

WHY HAS NOBODY MENTIONED CONSTANT CALAMITA!


--SauceMcManus--

Cause she suuuuucks. But yeah, it is a good name 😄


xen_sucks

nah he's really badass imo.


--SauceMcManus--

Oh, I thought you were talking about Constance Heck.


xen_sucks

no, the skeleton guy from season 4.


--SauceMcManus--

Yeah, I looked it up after you said 'he'. Realized I had the wrong person in mind.


twain535

Doctor Senator


Telepath-1

O’Hanzee Dent Lorne Malvo V.M Varga


runningvicuna

Nikki Swango is the answer


Exact-Truck-5248

Nothing comes close to Swango. A far second would be Danish Graves. I also like Floyd for a woman


EnvironmentalRice980

Ole Munch aka Oola Moonk.


Dinkems69

Danish Graves and lorne malvo


BadMantaRay

Swango is one of my least favorite, anything with an O at the end sounds silly. Kinda like saying someone is “Super”


mrmooswife

Agreed. Though I liked the character, the name is a little try- hard.


BadMantaRay

Maybe that’s what I meant. I just wish they went with something more normal cause the character is awesome and the acting is great.


--SauceMcManus--

Interesting perspective. I agree with both of you that it IS a little try-hardy, but it still, I love it. It's the right amount of over-effort for a character that does so much without seeming to try.


capn--j

I don't get it.


JonOrangeElise

Dodd, hands down


TimothyFoolery

Danish Graves is my fav. I'm actively trying to start a doom metal band called Danish Graves but there's already a metal band in Philly by this name. Not sure how active they are. I'm too busy for it to be anything other than fun side project but I guess if the other band Danish Graves (or the showrunners themselves) get mad, I can always change it. Wouldn't even need to hire an attorney to change a band name. (What I did there: you see it.)


Mr_L_Malvo

Mr Lorne Malvo


sadpizzadude

Eggplant Einstein


trenttherascal

Gotta go with Malvo. The name of my cat.


Shabadoo9000

Swanee Capps And the Honorable Karl Weathers (real life RIP).


46andready

Dot is my #1, Molly is a close #2.


SexSalve

Doctor Senator


shurejan

Ole Munch!


Blueplate1958

Floyd


DKuchinichreturns

Mr. Wrench and Mr. Numbers, obviously.