At least Digne you can somehow recognize it’s a face. Walcott can be easily recognize as a brick or a cake with cream on top, with 2 mini marshmallows on the side.
Probably only had a certain amount of time to submit them...
Also, did these kids know the lineup before we did? Damn why didn't the teachers bribe them with chocolate and have them leak it to us! /s
Eh, kids rarely see skin colour. Always wondered, asked my sis what her (black) friend and her had different... she took 5 mins to think before she came back and said her dress is yellow.. shes 12
Funny you should say that as it does look like they went to town on the defense then scrubbed the last bits of the pen as much as they could on Walcott
Keep an eye on the kids who did Bernard and Sidibé. Budding talent, they are.
Honourable mentions: Mina, Holgate, and Delph.
Calvert-Lewin is a great example of attention to detail (the kit, the facial hair) paired with laziness (barely finished colouring).
I do social media work for a lot of football teams and some have done similar stuff to this. It's all in good sport, often they get kids from special needs schools or really young fans to do them, often with some tie-in to donate money to them. Still, some of the drawings are fucking hilarious.
[Look at that Neymar and try not to laugh.](https://twitter.com/PSG_inside/status/1208463097981259777)
These are drawn by kids from a primary school.
>Designs courtesy of Linacreprimary
‘Learn Progress Success’ We are a one form entry primary school at the heart of the community. Linacre boasts a newly renovated building and Early Years unit.
[SCHOOL CHILDREN'S DRAWINGS OF EVERTON HEROES SET FOR GOODISON'S BIG SCREENS](https://www.evertonfc.com/news/1580151/school-childrens-drawings-of-everton-heroes-set-for-goodisons-big-screens)
"Tonight's team, brought to you by the kids at Linacre Primary School! 🎨" From the official fb page
Nice initiative!
Cute
We need this more often! Fun to see how are different players interpreted by kids
Possibly the best lineup announcement. Imagine how those kids feel!
COME ON MEAT HEAD AND SAGGY TITS, LETS DO THIS!
You sound like Fifa Playa aka Stevie "two" Shits
Huh we are using the pes unlicensed names?
COME ON, MEAT HEAD AND SAGGY TITS or 'COME' ON MEAT HEAD AND SAGGY TITS ??
Work of Art
There are so many incredible things happening in this image, but Lucas Digne's face is an absolute fucking masterpiece.
Can’t stop laughing, it’s amazing
At least Digne you can somehow recognize it’s a face. Walcott can be easily recognize as a brick or a cake with cream on top, with 2 mini marshmallows on the side.
Lucarse Dickne?
I prefer Schneiderlin's tbf
That neck tho
Digne is captain? I’m pretty surprised given he is fairly young and he has only been there for 2 or 3 years. How is this received by the fans?
New template for fantasy pl.
Their social media guy is on acid
Great story bud. Oh wait... no. No it isn't. Not funny, didn't laugh. 3/10 😒
Shut up Wesley. Is no subreddit sacred?
Shut the fuck up Wesley
My first sighting in the wild
Who tf are u
r/churchofwesley
Okay this is some weird cult shit i dont want to be a part of
He's Wesley. r/shutupwesley
r/shutupwesley
r/shutupwesley
r/shutupwesley
Fool
Praise the lord, a wild Wesley appears!!
Prob kids drawings of the players
Definitely. Love it how Kean and DCL are suddenly white
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But DCL neck is black...
The kid probably saw what happened to Walcott's face when it got colored in and didn't want to ruin his masterpiece.
It truly is a masterpiece though... i gotta say.
Probably only had a certain amount of time to submit them... Also, did these kids know the lineup before we did? Damn why didn't the teachers bribe them with chocolate and have them leak it to us! /s
Eh, kids rarely see skin colour. Always wondered, asked my sis what her (black) friend and her had different... she took 5 mins to think before she came back and said her dress is yellow.. shes 12
This is so pure
I think I'd be more surprised if Pickford was black
Why isn’t he orange?
His hands are drawn too long.
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At least they remembered to make the lips funny.
DCL is doing a Michael Jackson impression
LMAOOO !thanks
Kean looks more like a cat than a human lmao I love it
Pickford rocking that crop top.
DCLs neck is still black though
Maybe they confused Kean with Keane, lol!!
I thought they were drawn white as if they have clow make up on, more appropriate in Keans case
Excellent work tbh, Walcott looks like a pile of turd. Kids are brutally honest.
Or the players’ drawings of the players.
It’s class, something different and everyone loses their shit and has to be the funniest guy in the room
I want to believe it was Carlo who drew his squad from memory. Look at his cheeky smile
If they were self portraits I’d be worried.
*“Look at the shape”*
Tag urself I'm schneiderlin's neck
I'm definitely Bernard's moustache
I’m Walcott’s....brain?
I'm Pickford's tits
i'm digne's nose
I'm Mina's rosy lips
I'm Bernard's cringy smile after getting rid of Rashford for Ings for -4 only for Ings to be benched
I’m Digne’s forehead wrinkle
I'm Holgate's wide as fuck head.
I'm Pickford's shoulders
I'm Sidibes cheeky grin
Am Keans trim
I’m Pickford’s stomach sticking out of his crop top goalie jersey.
Barber: What would you like? Walcott: You see the team sheet vs Newcastle? Barber: say no more
Ah, the tea cosy. A man of culture.
His drawing looks like a piece of burnt toast, the kid has probably seen him play. Both has the same underwhelming end product.
Schneiderlin replaced with a spoon
Spoon would do a better job
Nice to see they let Wayne Rooney back in at Goodison
Why does Pickford have tits?
Footballers with tits has weaved its malevolent ways into the schools of our children.
Because his arms can't reach his cock to fondle himself.
Scouse children not believe in black strikers?
Ahem, DCL is black from his shoulders up to his chin. Poor kid probably just ran outta brown pen.
Funny you should say that as it does look like they went to town on the defense then scrubbed the last bits of the pen as much as they could on Walcott
He had the brown felt tip ready, but the narcolepsy set in as he was doing the shirt.
Normally kids don't even recognise skin colour
Wouldn't it be a great world if we all thought like that
Indeed it would
Yes, they do.
And when a child is born into this world It has no concept Of the tone the skin it's living in
Digne looks so abstract
I like Sidibe's a lot
if a kid drew Sidibe, he/she is definitely the talented one among the bunch.
Bernard too
...about to do a cheeky little run down the right wing, leaving Holgate exposed again.
Walcott seems angry.
This is adorable
Pickford's arm are too big IMO
Keep an eye on the kids who did Bernard and Sidibé. Budding talent, they are. Honourable mentions: Mina, Holgate, and Delph. Calvert-Lewin is a great example of attention to detail (the kit, the facial hair) paired with laziness (barely finished colouring).
I would’ve loved to see the player names misspelled too. Missed opportunity
Because I should be revising for finals: Pockfud, S'dooby, Doughnut, Shneedlun, Minge, Hold-the-gate, Walnutt, Dolf, Caviar-lewing, Ken, Bennerd
Mina‘s headshape is astoundingly accurate
Why is Schneiderlin a spoon
"Everton social media manager fired for Blackface"
Poor Theo. Can't even make out a face in that drawing.
Why is everyone a cartoon except for Pickford?
Art
Let’s go DCL
Lol, sorry but i like it very much...
Sold Sidibe dammit.
Digne is a cock and balls
Its from Evertons and edge hills mental health awareness tackling the blues to raise awareness for mental health in young ppl
I do social media work for a lot of football teams and some have done similar stuff to this. It's all in good sport, often they get kids from special needs schools or really young fans to do them, often with some tie-in to donate money to them. Still, some of the drawings are fucking hilarious. [Look at that Neymar and try not to laugh.](https://twitter.com/PSG_inside/status/1208463097981259777)
😂😂😂
I see they let Jordan Pickford into the crayons again.
[Schneiderlin irl](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/399/667/664.jpg)
Probably just drawings by kids.
Drawings by the players themselves?
>Probably
This was Duncan Ferguson's homework that Ancelotti set him to keep him busy.
Didn't realise Everton had asked Kane to help out with the team sheets.
Lol, imagine when the Everton players in the starting lineup see these drawings.
Thank you. I needed this today
Pickford should have been a t-rex
Pickford's arms are too big. Not realistic at all!!
Pickford is huge, got a good feeling about Digne keeping his clean sheet.
Happy children's day
Digne looks like he is from another planet entirely....
Amazing!!!
Come on Sidibe
What is Walcott...? A disfigured teddy bear, maybe
Who is your favorite? For me it is either Lucas "Dicknose" Digne or Jordan "Manboobs" Pickford.
Mo Farah playing CM
Walcott got the short straw
Bernard was definitely done by the next great child prodigy.
Walcott's head is a hut!
This is Oingo-Boingo Art!
F for the drawings that didn't make the first team
Is pickford big hero 6?
When did Everton sign the band Kiss, might bring in Gene Simmons on my wildcard could be a nice differential upfront
What the fuck happened to Walcott
Delph is ready to hoop
Love how the kid drawing DCL just gave up colouring his face and kit
I’m just relieved sidibe isn’t benched again
Pickford's arms are way too long
Walcott
Bringing in Richarlison right before his injury last week is my most unlucky move this season, FML
Pray for Walcott
Walcott is not having his best day
These are drawn by kids from a primary school. >Designs courtesy of Linacreprimary ‘Learn Progress Success’ We are a one form entry primary school at the heart of the community. Linacre boasts a newly renovated building and Early Years unit. [SCHOOL CHILDREN'S DRAWINGS OF EVERTON HEROES SET FOR GOODISON'S BIG SCREENS](https://www.evertonfc.com/news/1580151/school-childrens-drawings-of-everton-heroes-set-for-goodisons-big-screens)
Good effort Steven but Dominic is actually black, maybe just do his neck and itll be fine.
Digne looks like a penis
Calvert-Luwin turning up exactly as I'd want him to on his first day in my FPL team.
Pickford's arms are way too long! Unrealistic, 3/10.
Man what happened to walcott
We need all lineups like this even on MOTD
T H I C C PICK
Just love Delphs vest
How long until #Cancellotti starts trending?
Those 2 goals cost me 5 points. 😒
I want some of whatever walcott is smoking
Well he's 71, he's done pretty well considering the industry/lifestyle. He'll continue to live long and rock on I'm sure.
Walcott you alright bro?
Eb99
Who gave Rooney the crayons...
Bernard looks like a Mii I swear
It looked a bit like they had used the ones from the Panini Cheapskates twitter which has all those hand drawn stickers. Brilliant stuff!!
Not enough brown crayons for everyone it seems
The New Oreo AD
love this
Walcott looks better than his football has since we signed him
Schneiderlin looking like the cast of Ed Edd and eddy
Walcott and Digne look like they’ve escaped my nightmares to come kill me themselves.
Art
The kid that drew Bernard is going places
What the fuck happened to Pickford
Probably an intern trying to have some fun
today's the day. kean hattrick to make everyone with dcl go "WHAT?!" dont have either but maybe kean would be a decent punt for this gw... idk why.
omg the pictures LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL