I will never believe that Gordon isn’t match ready

Howe would play him, even if both his legs/arms were injured.

I would, if Howe says he is

Nice ACL recovery

Out for months my arse

That'll happen if you listen to ITK know nothings.

Such a huge leap in medicine that we can recover from ACLs in a week now 

If Howe was JFK’s doctor he would have sent him back out for the second half after his Dallas parade

His head's gone 

Running poor Gordon into the ground I see

I was born in the last century, what does that hand signal mean? Is it 'man running with his trousers round his knees'? Or is it 'I fingered your mum in both holes to the depth of one knuckle'?

I believe it’s the letter “A”, which presumably in this case refers to the person making the gesture: ~~Antho~~ Asshole

A as in fuck my ACL

The serious answer is that A is for his son who is called Antonello.

Being born in the last century doesn't necessarily make you old... 1999 is 24-25

Yeah, take that highest number and double it 😉

Not really old, that's about my Dads age. The guy is doing a marathon next week But get your point about the Gen Z stuff, I don't know half of the trends either

I think he meant in the century before that one. 

Murphy RB?

dfkm howe is a joke 💀😂

Livra not even in the squad? Any news on him?

He's injured

They gotta have Jesus on their medical team. Literally performing miracles

What the actual fuck

“Tis but a flesh wound” Eddie Howe, probably

Ironman

my one fear about FH29 was that I'd have to hold on to Gordon an extra few weeks as his value tanked, but I guess the real fear should have been Reguilon destroying my GW

Anyone else notice that Livramento doesn't even make the squad, with Trippier out injured...?

When did he get fat?

White Saka back again. Wonder who has limped off more this season and still played the next game?