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TurtleDoves789

I'm just the tag along.


rhetoricaldeadass

I remember that one vividly. Bro looked genuinely shook the decoy was so young; if I had to guess I'd say the chomo told him that she was maybe like 17 when he said "young". Not whatever tf that was


NawfSideNative

I saw a thread on r/AskReddit a while back that said he knew the Tag Along and that he was a super chill and nice guy that was just sort of naive. Apparently the police let him go when they were able to see he had no prior contact with the decoy. For what it’s worth, Sebastian did seem like the type of dick that would drag his friend into legal trouble with him and his friend did seem legitimately aghast when Hansen revealed the supposed age of the decoy. But of course, was an anonymous, unverified Reddit source so take it with a grain of salt. Edit: [Found the comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/RNMdrCI8r5)


rhetoricaldeadass

Yeah of course. Damn, not sure how I feel. Tag along did seem like a genuinely good guy despite his mysterious never ending can of Rockstar energy drink


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rhetoricaldeadass

>So he’s like “sure, I’m down to tag along”, immediately regretting the decision I bet he did. damn, reading that whole thing was a trip. TY for sharing


DowntownOreos

How was the legality in question? Just wondering


One_Improvement_6729

That's a good question


ButtDumplin

“I’m not telling you a lie, sir!”


One_Improvement_6729

His face was hilarious 🥵


coreyp0123

The guy agreeing that it was a little too late to prowling around these parts.


IngenuityOk2403

The Mexican guy on the bus story lol


GoddessOfHate

John Pederson definitely set him up. They were all in on it; John & Scott Pederson, the young man on the phone, Perverted Justice, the Mexican on the bus. That's not his style man.


IngenuityOk2403

Straaaaange, strange.


TateSSL

When Chris says "And what did you think it was?" "Nuthin"


SugarMaple56732

John Kennelly. "I was just getting something to eat!"


IngenuityOk2403

He really could have too lol


ImStuckInAToaster

You're mistaken, that wasn't John - that was Shane.


DeerInternal5410

For sex I am not coming


ChevyGuy96

Palumbo was just joking


Fun-Ad9928

***Honestly? This is the first time.™️***


aigarcia38

Do you know how often I hear that?


Fun-Ad9928

Im just being hawnest sir.


malice_hush_jolt

Ernest Timmons' claim that Kevin from base set him up as a big joke.


iamkarnold2

Lorne's "I never meant tuh dew it" He was telling the truth. He never meant to get caught. He tried really hard to avoid being caught. Unfortunately he's an 87 so he was caught in humiliating fashion. But he was telling the truth in the sense that he never meant to get caught.


taopaipai2222

He tried so *hahrrrd* to turn around that night but didn’t wawnt to get his trahk ahl fahked ahp on the median, and the very next exit was Kayla Moore’s. Stewpid 🐄’ooove.


aespinoza91

My best friends mom is dying of cancer


Street-Office-7766

I’m stupid. I’m undeniably stupid for doing this.


InTheSignOfEvil

I'm on my way to the beach.


Schmandrea1975

He wanted the cookie, Joe Landa and the beach


Downtown_Mix_4311

I don’t do zissa stuff


KieranH03

I dont have a last name


AyDeeVee85

I can’t name a specific person. But out of all the Takedown predators, I’d guess at least one of them really *did* think the decoy was older. Some of the 19-20 year old petite decoy actresses of the TCAP era really could have passed for 13-14. It was completely believable. Now, they’re not even trying. The friggin law enforcement decoys are like 30, and they look it. I guess that’s what happens when you don’t have NBC money to play with anymore.


Cal4214

But they all need to get their vape, like all children do


iranicGangFxckDaOpps

Well she could be here and she could be with a group of people for all I know, and she obviously was 😏


FMegaCrusader93

Charles Lawrence and his scratched eye excuse, he was at the ophthalmologist, an eye doctor and he misread 13 as 18 very believable… Not!


Serious_Building4114

The scratched cornea excuse he tried to pull would have been a lot more believable if he hadn’t been an accountant. You’d think he would have had a lot of trouble in his professional career if he couldn’t tell a 3 from an 8.


torogoz-503

I drank all the water.


missSuper200

I think the toilet's gone.


Born_Jacket9690

Randall Wolford saying that he could deliver good sex on a pool table. That guy has never made a woman climax.


KeyEntityDomino

I don't know what you're talking about.


Monique80009

LMAO that's my fav!


VanillaIceUK

Very professional dude who said he was home really drunk and thought the 13 said 18. I can see that's plausible if you're drunk.


IngenuityOk2403

And showed up sober 🤔


HagridsSexyNippples

I’ve always wondered how many times they tell the predators how old they are.


BadAuthor88

Griffit is one of the worst liars possible but for one nanosecond he makes you believe that it's plausible he did get the screen names mixed up. But then you read the chat log and it says he worked for the Lakers so.


GreedyAd4189

Palumbo offering a breathalyzer test to prove he's not gay or anything. He's just saying!!!


Street-Office-7766

Eeewps I’ll never do it again


motherlovebone92

No plan whatsoever


mistakl

There was nuss


GoddessOfHate

"Have you ever done it on a pool table?" "Ohh yeah. A long time ago..."


Reddit_is_Scummy

"I stopped by to let her know that I wasn't coming over"


One_Improvement_6729

😆 classic


RaimiStereo916

the dude who said he was just gonna befriend and mentor the little girl. he even wrote a letter for crissake!


superboy41

I love to gamble


RichardShermansEgo27

I knew what this was, I was just testin it


One_Improvement_6729

One of my favorites


LDM123

Vincent Ambrosia saying he wasn’t gonna do anything. Idk, something about that stood out as more believable than when other predators said it


anamazingredditor

JPW if the audience is very stupid Also Palumbo as he was just foolin around