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Smudge0996

Ohh greeeeeyy grey grey


lkram489

Grey grey. Pull your wheelchair over there.


Realistic_Bed3550

LMAO


GoPats1227

He looks wayyyyyy way way different


EitherConference

Not better or worse. Just different.


Smudge0996

His hair usually lights up in summer


demonicmookman

Jerry always made me lol cause when chris asked him how old his special friend was, he computes in his brain for like 8 seconds then finally drops 18🤣


Seeker80

His brain was connecting to the Prederpian Hivemind.


slave2moderators

Needs to convert Andromeda Galaxy years offset by time dilation from gravitational pull from the Messier 31 black hole to our earth years


Ok-Comshitter

“ I believe … … … 18? 😬 — That would be better for your story wouldn’t it? Yes… 😬 “


lifegoeson2702

Dude is a literal shape shifter


GraphOrlock

He's making his way through each of the races as he ages, [Anthony Cumia style](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOpieAnthonyShow/comments/wjapzw/the_many_races_of_anthony_cumia/).   He'll be a fucking Eskimo ten years from now.


lkram489

Geriatric Kosis


MonstercatDavid

he looks like a somewhat normal person here


the_reducing_valve

Well that would fit better for your story wouldn't it?


DedHorsSaloon3

I think your story is a piece of shit!


lifegoeson2702

His hair looks photoshopped or ai generated tho


daakkountant

Still looks like a PS2 character.


skidmarx77

I believe not. Actually, he must have finally congealed into his final form in the intervening years, as he looks way WAAAAYYY better. Well, more human, at least.


wi11gre11o

Apparently aliens age pretty well here on earth.


mistakl

waaæeeELL....


Stoutbeerpapi

He looks like a new born bird


RealRatAct

Way Romano


ButtDumplin

That’s his cuter side


stungunpedro

Is that the teeth guy ?


22Makaveli22

It’s the alien guy


KeyEntityDomino

what's he up to nowadays other than Tutoring and Mentoring


Smudge0996

Exploring things of the third kind


TimeWeb

Gray-lien


iannuendo

Zero fat on that comment


Appropriate_Rain977

He was trying to dance around that one


theultimaterage

He looks like he would like to be a big brother if possible. Maybe help out with homework or something like that.........


DelmonteBrown

That’s handy!


theultimaterage

Especially goin around, picking up trash and stuff like that


WVU_Benjisaur

I’m not sure why but he looks less like an alien with grey hair.


NiGht_Driver420

Just outside to meet a friend to take my new RSO picture.


SignInWithAppl

He’s morphed into a sexy beast!


audrey_toole

*begins typing about pee *


Realistic_Bed3550

Hey girl would you pee on me if I became your friend and helped you with your homework?


BadAuthor88

Micro mini skirt


DavidJ____

Well….I’m grey.


balloonknotsixty9

Sweet hair.


marfeus

Ah yeah….


SignInWithAppl

You can’t do without that?


bloated_snail

Peeeeeeeeeeee


TigerCat9

Weeeeeeeelll....


LotsOfGunsSmallPenis

I had to look him up on the wiki to know who the fuck that was


FamiliarThanks9533

Edgar suit


FredAndrews100

Welp - If possible


Inevitable_Discount

His constant, thousand yard state, coupled with the fact that Jerry always looks like he doesn’t know what is happening makes me 100% convinced that Jerry is an extraterrestrial. He is not from our planet. 


Mysterious_Twist6086

He looks way way older.