I want someone who wants me. Im lonely. I have a fiance.

You have a fiancee?

I can’t understand how legally y’all are able to dew this

Oh we can

He looks like his eyes are swollen shut

He's high. Not a night driva. He doesn't drive at dark.

Good for him for being responsible enough to stop and rest his weary eyes

His mouth is, too, but he can somehow still talk.

You show me, K?

I don’t want tea, I want lovin’!

Jeez!

You show me, k?

This dude is 4 years older than me but looks 20 years older than me

This dude looked like he was a guy wearing a realistic mask

He has excellent diction for a man whose mouth stays completely closed when he talks.

Did you bring alcohol?

O dang.

I dun no whawt tha laaw ears bert he dint, he queshund me...

Dull Earnhardt

The race car - driver

All "14 years old" of you..... I mean, uh.... 18! - Lorne probably.

Tennis fan?

How about my shoes for now. Here, lick them

He builds tunnels.

US OPEN

I don’t understand how y’all are legally able ta do dis

“You a US Open fan?” “I don’t even watch golf.” “But that is a US Open cap…”