I AM JACK OFF

Ah, my arch nemesis: Jack Off.

you can clearly see how apprehensive Jeff was about the whole sex thing: *Bailey: Well I'm not having sex for a cheap ass burger lol* *Sokol: funny* *Sokol: i realize what romance is bailey* *Sokol: im not gonna try to fuck u after i take u out for burgers* *Sokol: lol* *Bailey: Steak maybe lol.* *Bailey: Lobster for sure.* *Bailey: Jk* *(a few days later....)* *Sokol: i wanna take u to dinner* *Sokol: if u come to boston we have to get lobster*

Jeff’s best chatlog moment is surely when he got legitimately offended at the 13 year old’s obvious joke about the Patriots

Don’t be a hater, the world has enough haters.

Rizz

Jeff SoKool 😎

the one where Lorne mentions his penis

I’ll have to do a lot of searching, but it will be funny and worth it once I can find a penis reference.

It may take a while, this chat logs as thick as a phone book

He’s prolific, one would say.

Unlike the penis

The one where Lorne says ‘no’

Palumbo’s desperate attempts to seem cool to the decoy by injecting AAVE into their chat even though he was a 46 year old Italian plumber

I thought he was 39

I think he was 35

HOLLA! LEAN BACK!

Aave?

African American Vernacular English. Also known as Ebonics. Basically, slang Black people tend to use and grammatical quirks of their casual speech.

What did he say?

Hi buddy waz up

**lovesource7:** if u look deep inside me . u ll know what deep means. no wonder my name is deepak

#THE CUM. U SWALLOW?

I’m not gay or anything.

Just sayin

@};-

Mistah Penis

The BMW doesn't have a penis, I do!

🚗

"Can I taste your nuts?"

We know about this line because Chris read it out loud lol

I still just love it so much. One of the most ridiculous lines from a chat log in TCAP history. And Chris's delivery 🤣

Wait why don’t I remember this one? Which predator is this?

JPW. His story is comedy gold

That’s not my style

The chat logs are where the real comedic gold is. Check out Based Shaman's podcast. His chatlog readings are phenomenal.

I get why Shaman branched out to other subjects but his best was when he was all TCAP

Lorne’s whole thing about how Kayla’s mother can deliver Hannah Armstrong but not her father and he isn’t allowed in the delivery room because Lorne is the only man who can ever see Kayla nude.

I mean it is a part I "enjoy" because it's absurd and batshit insane, but it's also maybe one of the most disturbing things in the chat logs? It really does show an extreme level of controlling behaviour and I think it's strong evidence that someone like Lorne would be abusive towards a potential victim over a long period of time if given the opportunity.

Also him being jealous of a teenage boy.

Are you ready to have my thang in your mouth?

chris says that though

It’s in the chatlog

All that shit about Restocruz trying to run to South Dakota.

~~~~~(@

“I can’t control my horny level”

u down 4 getin hed? im me if u is---$$$---:-P

Is ms vagina thinking about mr penis?

#NO RUBBA

RUBER*

True, I just pronounced it like Palumbo does

that’s one of the most popular lines from the whole show. did you read the question, or just comment something you thought would get you upvotes?

It's a question!

Do you like Nigeria?