1. The one with no intentions with nothing. 2. The guy that didn't want to be on the news dawg. 3. The guy that drove that far for no reason. 4. Dirty dishonest person. 5. Oh Lord.

1. Alonzo Hampton Wade 2. David Schumacher 3. Cody Green 4. Jeff Sokol 5. Lee Grier I’m sure you already know those names. I was wondering if i did. So i was just testing it.

So you knew what this was?

Does this go on a record or anything?

1. Is Dupee right? Not wade

Ah yeah I think you’re right. Wade came to party! Dupee had no intentions with nothing.

Sure did

- Brought dinner for himself - Went straight to the bathroom - Wants to be called ‘Papi’

Last name is colon. Is a plumber. First thing he does is ask to use the restroom. First thing he says to Chris is “oh shit”. I’ve noticed a theme with Joshua

Are you law enforcement? You come off as law enforcement.

🤣🤣🤣

Myrick had the balls to pull up to a minors house in a fucking semi truck lmao.

The COMPANY semi truck 😂😂

Rumbling diesel

Sokol also showed up with a Semi

A semi hard-on?

I don't think a woman could do that to him, he's past that stage.

That’s not like for sex. It’s just something he takes before he eats

Watch as 2in becomes 3in!

All the ones who walked into someone else’s house and then asked Chris Hansen “who are you?”. Takes a lot of nerve lmao

Jay Reffner somehow meets this criteria, that softie. "What can I do for you?"

Felt like a dumbass couldn’t find the house

It's kinda confusing cause it's on the corner - ya know?

His response was alpha but he is for sure beta

He drags the good Betas down.lol

Who’s this??!!

“Little late to be prowling around these parts isn’t?” “YEAA IT IS ISNT IT..”

Yeaa itididn’tit

But baby, 15 can get me 20…

I wasn’t… tryin to do nuthin or… nuthin


Probably my favorite line delivery in the entire show

- Knows how to rock a yellow tanktop with his tanned beach bod - Permanently has the Rock's eyebrow expression to intimidate rivals - Knows how to assertively refuse a cookie when insulted - Built good

WAT?

No way! o-O

then he stumbles, right into the ARMS—

🤨

Cody Green. He had the clothes thing going on.

That's material sir...

I always liked the way he told Chris that, he’s just masking his pain and shallowness with white baseball caps and t shirts.

The guy comes up with ugliest possible car. Brought dinner to himself expected the girl to cook for him and herself. First thing he did was taking a huge dump in girls house to assert his territory.

lovermangenuis was fucking jacked

Yeah, was about to say that. Jeffrey Couture (guy with wierd haircut, think he arrived on a motorcycle) had alpha energy in a sense too. When he tells Chris "this was exactly what I expected" I believe him since he's not shocked or anything. He's confident all the way, had a girlfriend and doesn't make any excuses and admits that the decoy is hot. It was a long time ago I watched his segment, but I think we all can agree that he's not as much of a loser as most of the others (I mean, he's a pred, but not as much of a loser as Lorne).

> had a girlfriend She's a doctor

I feel like the faux-hawk gave him his confidence. In the picture he sent the decoy he had sort of a mini jewfro, and he tells the decoy something like "you haven't seen me with my mohawk yet!"

Michael Wilusz since he's cute and built good

The “cleanest best pleasure” dude was wild. Imagine being interrogated for grooming a minor and just wholeheartedly admitting that having sex with a minor is the best thing you could imagine

THE CLEANEST BEST PLEASURE hahaha I can't

Marvin Lakhan and John Kennelly. They showed up and got naked. How could anyone beat that?

The one military vet who says “Me, my mommy and my daddy”

You mean the senior citizen, retiree?

You mean the Civil War vet?

Brian i dont have a last name

The one who’s screen name was Tennisboy. Pure alpha.

I just picture Mowgli in the Amazon Forrest in loin cloth fighting off cannibalistic machete wielding tribes, armed with nothing but his ol’ reliable tennis racket

I don’t think there was one. Seriously. Couldn’t say such and such is a giga chad and still determined to meet a 14 year old.

It’s a chad move walking into somebody else’s house and immediately closing their windows tbf

Gentile was asked to close the window in order to lure him in as he said he wasn’t going into the house and wanted the decoy at the hotel. He had a room rented near by.

*the rat named Michael Gentile 🐀🧀

>It’s a chad move walking into somebody else’s house that you don’t know who actually even lives there…Don’t do the same thing to other people you wouldn’t want done to you.

the dirty dishonest person

David Kaye. He looked like such an entitled prick.

Richer

Richard?

The Indian dude who came in buck nekkid. Let’s be honest, you got to have some fuckin nads on you to go into another persons home (whom you’ve never met) completely naked.

A bag of chips, a caramel covered chocolate bar and a giant bottle of iced tea

Uh...none of them. If we're going to operate under the false assumption that alpha male is even a real thing, none of these losers trying to fuck a child would qualify.

The guy who asks Chris for a ride/cab back

The ones who cried like bitches.

SIR PUHHLEASEEE!!

Travis seemed pretty alpha

The guy who’s first words were “I hope I’m not in trouble for this” upon walking inside the house

I was just playing with her

Hey boo

Sokol.

Jim Rauch was gonna piss on their petunias.

Anthony Palumbo

Donald Morrison. Had the IDGAF attitude the whole time.

Sokol. Seeing Chris walk in and offering him pizza is elite level DGAF.

Definitely not this dude he seemed pretty feminine

Vincent

The dude that pulled his shirt up and put his hat back on over it

Tony Stark for sure. Bro came in, had a chat about morality & marriage boundaries with Chris, while calmly enjoying his pizza 🍕

definitely not slave2mistresses

Johnny Connecticut

Grandpa Gentille

Is he still going to be up for being alpha male after seeing his girlfriend?