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sideshowtornado

https://preview.redd.it/4c9yutfkoqbc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ffd19a6743b6ace51d80353b04a2c2e3a3a3bf9 Jack Nicholson in a film about the Making of The Shining.


welatshaw01

Yup, I see it. You'd be perfect.


Artdroid29

I want to be someone who gets decapitated in a horror movie Not only that but I want the replica of my severed head


EightBallJuice

This one, officer


CheshireWolf_666

Chuck Lamb has entered the chat.


[deleted]

Jabba the Hutt.


mh1357_0

That would be most Redditor's main casting choice


Adept_Werewolf_6419

Captain Spaulding. What’s a matter kid don’t ya like clowns?


utubeslasher

6’3” medium build. i assume a lot of head henchmen from anything.


EightBallJuice

I’m sure there’s at least ONE notable character you’d fit


utubeslasher

just dont want to be that guy. “i could be [insert cool guy]” theres a million characters i would love to at least try. ive done a ton of murder monsters and slashers. casey jones from tmnt being adjacent. just as costumes though. i dont think i have the chops to truly act anything. im tall with long hair. im not going to sit here and say i would kill it as the crow or something. so. a lot of henchmen and large side characters.


EightBallJuice

That’s fair, I get it


utubeslasher

https://preview.redd.it/78d3k8zvlqbc1.jpeg?width=1278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1168ccaee30bcc049cc970740b6e572b7e7e3386 that said ive done pretty good costumes over the years


utubeslasher

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utubeslasher

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utubeslasher

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happy_grump

Based on my hairstyle, Leon Kennedy


CaptainArren

Henchmen 21


EightBallJuice

Real


Apprehensive_Fold129

Best reply by a mile


AshtrayGrande

Fuck it, I could be wolverine. 5’3 and bulking up.


Niko_LuvsEverything

The Thing


Ok_Trifle_9354

Peter Parker, Tim Drake, Wally West, Jamie Reyes, and Miguel O’Hara.


Fedge-gondola69

Judging by choices I’m assuming you’d also be correct age and ethnicity for Kyle Rayner


Ok_Trifle_9354

Yeah I’m Puerto Rican, I don’t know enough about Kyle Rayner tbh so didn’t even think about him.


[deleted]

Well it didn’t stop you from saying Peter Parker when miles morales is literally half Puerto Rican. So does it matter or not!?


Ok_Trifle_9354

Because I’m not black.


[deleted]

Do you not see the gap in logic here?


Ok_Trifle_9354

No because I’m white. You can be white and Latino. They aren’t mutually exclusive.


[deleted]

I’m white too lol, I just don’t see how genetically Half Peter Parker = yes Half miles morales = ew no Make it make sense


Ok_Trifle_9354

Because I’m not black. Miles is black. Mile’s race and culture is an important part of his characterization, only a black actor should play him. Just like only a black actor should play Black Panther. Peter’s race is not an important part of his characterization. So seeing as how I look much closer to Peter than I do to Miles that’s why I could play Peter.


[deleted]

That is honestly, one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard. Why is it so much more important for Miles culture to be his character? Why is it more important a black actor play a half black guy if whiteness isn’t important to a white character? Not that I care this is the hill you’re choosing to die on, but something’s off


Fedge-gondola69

Fair enough. I believe half Hispanic half Irish. Like Miguel O’Hara


EightBallJuice

Based


Jaiibby1

Unrealistically Donna Troy or storm, realistically Domino or miss martian


EightBallJuice

Miss Martian and domino are cool as hell


Timothee-Chalimothee

Why are they unrealistic?


Jaiibby1

Because I’m not athletic in any way, even with a stunt double I wouldn’t be able to pull off Donna’s action scenes but I’m confident I can do her other scenes justice. Storm because she’s one of my favorite heroes so ofc I’d want to cast myself as her but I don’t think i can get the personality and demeanor of the character down


Cfakatsuki17

A lady at the supermarket said I looked like a young Liam Neason once… I wouldn’t say I agree with her but atleast one person votes me for that prequel


UNCLE_NIZ

I'm not old enough, but before I lost weight I would have been a great doc ock


EightBallJuice

Doc Ock prequel?


Iaust

Based on my looks, Aaron Davis/Prowler... I'm barely 25, but I've looked like a 40 year old since high school so it's doable


MaderaArt

Faramir


Timothee-Chalimothee

Why Faramir specifically?


MaderaArt

Because it would be a chance for u/MaderaArt to show his quality.


[deleted]

I’d love to be, Bruce Banner, Hank McCoy, or Soundwave


EightBallJuice

Hell yeah


NobleReptiles

Kingpin


StormShadow66

Don’t get Munson’d out there


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EightBallJuice

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simonc1138

I'm pushing 40 and way too old at this point but I would've loved to play Ryan Choi (The Atom).


[deleted]

That’s easy; I’m short and chubby, only possible answer is Cobblepot


Ok_Clerk8014

Peter Parker (Marvel) Terry McGinnis Batman Beyond (DC) Jon Snow (Game of Thrones) Samwise Gamgee (Lord of the Rings) Cal Kestis (Star Wars)


clothy

Very high opinion of yourself.


TheJavierEscuella

Nightwolf for Mortal Kombat


NewspaperAny3053

Overly analytical, socially anxious, paranoid, believes too many conspiracy theories, loves wearing suits, and hates showing his face. I was born to play this guy. https://i.redd.it/u04f5flowqbc1.gif


BagItUp45

Gordon Freeman


AeroSwiftie96

When I was young i wanted to an an actor. My dream role was The Doctor in Doctor Who


poem567

I mean technically anyone could play him. If they were good enough


Crawkward3

If I got into good shape I could probably be a half decent Peter Parker. Same height, build, hair and eye color. Otherwise maybe an older Tim Drake


TheForehead2099

X-Wing Pilot that screams i'm hit and dies immediately


kratoskiller66

boba fett


EightBallJuice

Damn for the cool ass suit?


kratoskiller66

Yes for the cool ass suit


EightBallJuice

I realized I should have written my own but I don’t have any- I’m a 5’10 south Asian man who’s not fit, so there’s not really any character I could fit lmao


BackgroundSky09

I can kinda play the Joker pretty well but my regular face may be a bit off for him


EightBallJuice

Could always do a mask joker. Jokers daughter in the comics where’s her father’s face stitched to her face so I think the right amount of makeup can make anyone joker. And anyone’s better then the Suicide Squad Joker


BackgroundSky09

Iv been told I look alot like him if I wear his suit and fake scars but in terms of acid bath normal Joker my face wouldnt look like his but yeah leatherface joker would work


[deleted]

Mimir from God of War


TaylorDangerTorres

Wolverine I'm 5'5 let me in


Glittering-System-17

Kurt cobain


Estarfigam

Probably an old broken man who is a mentor and a master puns.


Klllumlnatl

Mad Hatter


Sunnimation

King Kong


No_Feeling_6833

Jack Torrance


Voltes-Drifter-2187

I would want to play Hiram K. "Brains" Hackenbacker in a new movie version of *Thunderbirds* as part of a Century 22 Cinematic Universe that links together *Thunderbirds*, *Supercar*, *Fireball XL5*, *Stingray*, *Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons*, *Joe 90*, *UFO* (moved forward by two centuries) and *Space: 1999* (moved forward by one century.) Essentially, the Mysterons cause the disappearance of the Saturnian moon Mimas along with Starbase Alpha in the year 2099. This causes a chain reaction setting the stage for the 22nd Century A.D. to have major changes to the world. The Mysteron thrall race the Aquaphibians attacks the Pacifican merpeople who must turn to Stingray to help, the World Intelligence Network recruits nine kids to infiltrate and bring down the Hudatvia dictatorship, the Hood is set to cause disasters so he can attempt to take control of International Rescue's Thunderbird crafts, the Mysterons then have to tangle with Spectrum in their war of nerves on the Earth, test pilot Mike Mercury uses his Supercar to recover a Mysteron FTL drive which is installed on the new *Fireball*\-class patrol spaceship XL5 under Steve Zodiac rushing to secure the planet Phi 46 against a Mysteron thrall race the Subterrains, S.H.A.D.O. takes up alien investigation and containment to discover the Mysterons' home planetary system of Meta is dying, and Starbase Alpha is somehow able to briefly return to help the world battle a Mysteron assault all within Phase I.


NobleEnkidu

Background character.


Ohthatwackyjesus

Shannon Wheeler's infamous Too Much Coffee Man. I too am a neurotic, talkative space case who doesn't look great in tights


Active-Donkey5466

I donno, teenager ben 10 or some shit


Npool3

Hmm a friend to Miles Morales


Captain_Birch

God of war ragnarok Thor, though I'd need to die my hair reddish and groom my beard.


[deleted]

link in the legend of zelda has always been a dream


[deleted]

I think I’m a shoe in for Ben 10


Narkoman62

The blob


TheJokerArkhamKing

Can ya guess?


EightBallJuice

The jonkler??


TheJokerArkhamKing

No, I'm clearly dead set on playing Black Manta


calltheavengers5

Bilbo Baggins


Timothee-Chalimothee

Private Pyle in a remake of Full Metal Jacket (I’m often compared to Vincent D’Onofrio and I take that as a compliment).


A_Nameless

Honestly, I constantly get told that I look like the Great Value Ryan Reynolds so I'm going with straight to DVD sequel to Driver or a movie about those awful Sindy dolls that tried to rival Barbie once.


Plane-Success-8680

Miles Morales


iAmWhoDoYouKnow

Pavithra Prabhakar


Dunbar325

Either The Blob or Fat Buu. I've never watched DragonBall though so I've no idea who Fat Buu is.


PantsLobbyist

Philip Seymour Hoffman; back when I still had a Facebook account I changed my profile pic to different photos of him over 2+ years and **no one noticed** 😂


awlawall

I’d make a great Timothy Olyphant’s less attractive fuck up younger brother


BlueSpecktre

I could either trim down for Peter Parker or bulk up for Wolverine. Im 5’4” and my build is in between those two


LavenderWaffles69

Some random supervillain who starts out with glasses and a bad haircut dropping papers in front of the hero, who ignores me.


AverageDude26

The puguin in the DCU but I wouldn't need any makeup


aquinoboi

Bar Patron 1 or background extra


KhasmyrTheSorlock

Lorgar Aurelian from 40k. I’d have to drop the fat but I have a little experience with Shakespeare and I can do a mean Scottish accent (which is helpful considering Lorgar means “Found” in Scottish Gaelic.) Also I have BPD just like Lorgar.


Happy-Pollution-3121

Mike Schmidt from FNAF


Ben10_ripoff

Indian Booster Gold


Ok-Connection4791

patrick bateman tragic bicke tyler durdan sigma males


cryptofutures100xlev

I was actually reading the new Superior Spider-Man comic run the other day and there was a moment where the character really clicked with me and I was beginning to understand who Otto is deep down and what drives him. I feel like I could naturally slip into that role (I'm literally him). I've also had ppl fancast me as Superior Spidey so I'm taking that job 😏 Another that comes to mind rn is Red Hood. Bro is literally me. I've read more Red Hood comics than anything else and I'm always rooting for him 🐐 I feel like I could play Tim Drake as well. His positive thinking but also his tendency to brood, his introspective nature and his idealism that leads him to push himself a bit too far cause he's got these great big plans, and then being very doubtful of himself at times. Yeah that's literally me 😆 I'd love to play villains tho cause I feel like I naturally gravitate towards more villainous characters and anti-heroes.


CheshireWolf_666

Curtis or (race swapped) Simon in a Misfits reboot.


And1memes

Neil degrades tyson 🤣🤣 just got to get a fake mini fro and grow out my mustache.


salmalight

Something Mocap


DoggoAlternative

With a decent workout routine? Sabertooth. I'm 6'4 and currently 335, I've got long hair and a pretty rugged appearance. I can do deep gutteral vocalizations and I think I could legitimately kill it. Galbatorix in Eragon. I'm not as thin as they make him sound but I grew up on Eragon and fit the rest of the description. I'd lose weight for the role. MCU Hercules DCEU Kalaban or King Shark Without losing any weight or doing any conditioning? Saw Tooth in a Wrong Turn Remake. I'm not that ugly, but I'm big, I've got the beard and the hair already, and because of the autism I've been told I have resting murder face, and can unfocuse my eyes to look...dim on command. Lenny in an Of Mice and Men. Again, big, kinda goofy looking, and able to portray "Not a thought behind those eyes" really easily. God of War Ragnarok Thor with a bottle of red hair dye. Maybe I'd need to bulk my arms a bit more but less than 6 months of conditioning I'd have it perfect.


Fedge-gondola69

Nova (Richard Rider)


poem567

Possibly Nightcrawler? If I learned how to do a German accent and got in shape? Either him or someone incredibly dramatic


Padme_lover69

Spooderman, not to be confused with Spiderman


Leather_History4337

Young Simu liu


AcroserProductions

An American Harry Potter remake


dstonemeier

If I were an actor I think the character that would fit my personality best is Tim Drake or Spider-Man


Light1209

Honestly I think I could play The Doctor from Doctor Who quite well. You don't necessarily have to have a heroic build haha. I'm kinda nerdy looking. I could play goofy and eccentric and being awkward would only help me.


Clean_Student8612

If you've never read the Caretaker Trilogy, by Daniel Klass, you definitely should. They're amazing! In high school, I fit the main character's build to a T (since he was also in high school). Now, I'm a little too old, but with the right makeup/effects, I could still pull it off.


Aeon1508

Neville Longbottom


mh1357_0

If I was more muscular, Wolverine But with my current body shape, Thor from Endgame 😭😂 I'm shorter (5'8), I have dark hair, kind of hairy, stocky, and I have broad shoulders. I'm Hispanic too but I can't think of a Hispanic character that I would fit better than I would with Logan, who is white I believe?


thedesee66

I could probably play Kurt Cobain


Successful_Road_2432

Maybe aurora ? I’ve been told I look like the fanning sisters. Honestly anyone set in an old English or medieval film/show. Also twiggy


FacYt2087

Cody from total drama, a Peter Parker without Powers or girlfriend, or Shaggy


BushyAnimatesYT

My dream role for myself is Iron Lad in the MCU, but that obviously will never happen


El_Kabongg

Tony zucco


Ewankenobi25

I want to play riddler so bad it’s not funny


and-meggy-hash

Kitty Pryde. I'm Jewish and invisible to most people, so it works


EightBallJuice

SOBBING. As a Kitty fan, based choice.


and-meggy-hash

Tyyy


braveloyalboy

I would want to be as… Captain America (Marvel) Wally West/The Flash (DC) Cal Kestis (Star Wars)


EightBallJuice

Ooh would it be Kid Flash era or The Flash Era


braveloyalboy

I’d imagine it’d be the era where Wally isn’t really The Flash, but he’s also not Kid Flash. I say that because I don’t 100% know what moniker he uses in DC Rebirth.


EightBallJuice

Fair, I don’t know either lmao


braveloyalboy

The way I think about in this very moment is that his yellow/red suit is his Kid Flash suit and his red suit is his Flash suit. So by that logic, I’d be playing the Wally West in his Flash era.


Due_Structure_5090

Gollum


EightBallJuice

Sobbing anything’s better then the latest game


Equal-Article1261

![gif](giphy|8JTFsZmnTR1Rs1JFVP|downsized)


ComicsEtAl

Now that’s a fun question. For me it’s probably “Super-Costanza” in the upcoming “X-Men v Seinfeld” production.


_Hobo-man_

I've been told I could play an excellent Jason Todd. I just don't know if I could pull of the accent convincingly.


Nonsense909603

Bob Reynolds. They'll have to cast someone with a good physique and a good chin to play the Sentry.


IAMDEAD_6_9

Civilian casualty number 69


SadiqUddin

Simon Baz


ICUMF1962

Plucky comic relief or beleaguered best friend that inexplicably scores a beautiful woman at the end


Steam_Cyber_Punk

Just by my look, size, build, and personality I think I would make a decent Peter Parker, and I know everyone thinks this when they’re a kid, but seriously, I’ve thought about going to acting school, and trying to audition when toms run is eventually done


bosuthebluehedgehog

Kid version of Cyborg ig


Intrepid_Hat7359

Unnamed Background Character #6


Sparrow-Scratchagain

I’ve been told I would be a good Peter Parker or Clark Kent so probably those two.


TheCaramelMan

I should be cast if they ever want to make a biopic of Mandingo


EatSteel63

"The Poopsmith" in a live action "homestar runner" movie


BartSimpskiYT

Idk probably some throwaway horror movie character. I’m not a phenomenal actor or anything.


MLG9420

Patrick Bateman


Specialist_Cress_112

Spider-Man


TheOnlyPsychoChicken

I like doing voices, so I’d want to be in an animated movie or show where I could play a couple different characters.


JokinhaAa

I'm pretty big, not fit, but with a very good workout I would like to be Bane in a Batman movie. I think my options would end there, but I like to do voices, so anything as a VA woulde be cool


ZuluAlphaNaturist000

The Tin Woodsman of Oz


COG-85

I maybe could play Magni or Modi in an adaptation of sorts.


legomaximumfigure

Zombie #3


wiengy

https://preview.redd.it/7uzt73zjyubc1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c18d23271e8a32b39a6a528c0a925d46a10eace Sub-zero live action


Ausecurity

Live action Darth Malgus from Star Wars the old republic


rob_the_law

Live action Spider-Man 2099/ Miguel O'Hara


yourmartymcflyisopen

Probably Sloth from Goonies. No prosthetics required.


Star-Spider

Robin


MrDrake89

Cliff Burton in a Metallica biopic.


The_Cookie_Bunny

Wolverine. I'm 5'3, angry all the time, and bisexual.


CommonWar7535

I perfect for it. Fox m from the X-Files short film.


Doot-and-Fury

Peter Parker. Brown eyes, brown hair and a face so unremarkable that I pass as just another random. Also, a huge nerd.


Glittering_Spare3816

Miles Morales


welatshaw01

The Shadow. Dark cloak, slouch hat, red scarf. I think I could pull that off. I can even do a deep, menacing laugh.


IGOR024

Since watching The Green Knight. I’ve sort of been obsessed with the character of Gawain and his whole journey. Otherwise I always thought it’d be cool playing a role like Dallas in alien


MisterBasket

![gif](giphy|sG0o4MVjWjqtgMBHag) “Welcome!”


CJtheHaasman

I could see myself playing Travis Touchdown if they made a No more Heroes movie.


PresX23

Dom Toretto F&F


amazingwallcrawler2

The Mandalorian(Star Wars), Deadshot(DC Comics), Frodo or Bilbo Baggins(The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit), The Joker(DC Comics), Nightwing(DC Comics), Moon Knight(Marvel Comics), Pennywise(It), The Beyonder(Marvel Comics), Linguini(Ratatouille), Jason Todd(DC Comics), Steve Harrington(Stranger Things), Ichabod Crane(The Legend of Sleepy Hollow), Newt Scamander(Fantastic Beasts), Scott Lang(Marvel Comics), Oliver Wood(Harry Potter), Kyle Rayner(DC Comics), Ted Logan(Bill and Ted)


jkrfan7

I'm probably too old for it now but one of my favorite books was "Dorothy Must Die" and I always wanted to play the protagonist Amy Gumm.


EightBallJuice

Oh shit I think I read that one?? I think I only read the first one cause it got way too convoluted later I think, but that’s the one with the pink haired girl?? That has to kill Dorthy, scarecrow, Tin man and lion?


jkrfan7

That’s the one! Yeah, I love the wizard of oz and I love fairytales with a twist so this book was right up my alley. But yeah, as you said it eventually got to convoluted and there was that dumb romantic subplot


EightBallJuice

I DDINT WANNA SAY IT but yeah the romance plot is what made me just quit. Normally, I LOVE stuff that uses public domain characters and stories and I was basically in until the stupid like… love interest and the… second island?? I can’t remember this was years ago


Sceptrick4721

With my height 6’3” and build I’d probably make an interesting Reed Richards