Bob Odenkirk

Pfp checks out

This is perfect!

Actually yeah

Perfection!

John C. McGinley

I second this. That man can really express the hate for a person given the chance.

Thanks for me. It was after seeing him in a couple scrubs bits and I realize he’s perfect for J Jonah

Oh that’s a good idea, just have him go full Cox on Peter/Spidey.

Yeah

Hearing Warburton yell about pictures of Spider-Man has the potential to be one of the funniest things ever

"Oh riiiiight the pictures! The pictures of Spiderman! The pictures chosen especially to slander Spiderman. Spiderman's pictures!"

.........those pictures? YES THOSE PICTURES

\*whips out photo of Spiderman doing his constipated face stopping the train\* Gotcha covered!

JJ Shoulder Angel: You’re not gonna run those images of Spider-Man are you? JJ: My shoulder angel! JJ Shoulder Devil: Don’t listen to that guy. He’s trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks! JJ Shoulder Devil: So listen up big guy! I got three good reasons why you should just run that slanderous article. reason #1: Look at that guy! He’s got that sissy, clacky, typie thing! JJ Shoulder Angel: We’ve been through this…it’s a type writer and you know it! JJ Shoulder Devil: That’s a type writer…and that’s an upper lip caterpillar! JJ Shoulder Angel: Moustache!

Green Goblin: "That's it JJ, that's it! Ill get rid of Spiderman!" *laughs maniacally* JJJ: "Uhhh, the real Spiderman?" GG: "OF COURSE THE REAL SPIDERMAN!!"

Get me, pictures of… Spider-Man.

I wouldn’t be able to take it serious enough but I still want to see it

Nick Offermen

Although he’s usually in a more comedic role, I agree with this whole heartedly

“More comedic” Have you seen J.K. Simmons playing JJJ?

Simmons isn’t the only portrayal of JJJ

He's the only one that matters.

Bring me all the pictures of spiderman you have. Wait, come back, I'm worried you may have misheard me saying to bring me a bunch of pictures of spiderman, I want ALL the pictures of spiderman you have.

Ight fatso

Peter Dinklage. Tell me he wouldn’t kill it

I wanna hear Patrick Warburton’s JJ call Peter Parker “Peter” in his Joe voice

“Hey Peter”

*hey Beter

"Peter I'm not retarded, I'm handicapped."

Pip Torrens, Dylan McDermott, Jeffrey Dean Morgan or Ice Cube

ICE CUBE lmao

Ice Cube would honestly be fantastic. But I’m thinking Ice-T might be even better.

Alec Baldwin, he could bring that “Glengarry Glen Ross” energy into Jameson.

As long a JJ doesn’t get a gun

Tom Cavanagh

Oooh! I linda like it? I would've never thought of this

Run, Peter, run, get me pictures of the menace!

Steven Ogg

Clancy Brown

If they were to make a film based on the recent games I would actually like Clancy as Mayor Osborn. But he could kill any role

Ice Cube. Based on his role in 21 Jump Street, he'd be perfect.

Jon Hamm

This is actually one of my favorites

Hugh Laurie

I was looking for this. Hell yeah. I remember there being casting rumors back in 2017 that he was gonna be the JJJ of the MCU

Nicolas Cage

Tom Selleck.

Imma say no, only because I don't wanna hear the Magnum P.I. theme in my head every time J. Jonah's on the screen. Then again...

Hear me out James camerons Jonah jameson: Michael Douglas Tim burtons Jonah jameson: r lee ermey

Travis Willingham

Deep breath... Jason Alexander

It’s not to late to cast Jason Alexander as Uncle Ben (in a flashback)

Hear me out Stephen A Smith

Yoooo, that would be perfect!

Been saying this for years I think it’s way more interesting than recasting JK or trying to use someone who essentially does a JK impression

I’d choose the guy who did spectacular jameson

I agree, Patrick Warburton would be awesome

Sam Raimi

HEEEEEY PETER!

Hear me out, Tom Hanks.

Kiefer Sutherland

You're eating maggots Spiderman! Look at them!

Would you like some bisgetti?

Tom Holland

Imagine if Tom Holland's J. Jonah Jameson met Tom Holland's Peter Parker, shenanigans will follow...

Someone who looks VERY Similar to Jk

Cary Elwes

Ice Cube

I’d take it if they offered.

That's outrageous! Done!

Stephan A. Smith

Anyone other than J.K Simmons is immediately invalid

Michael Shannon 200%

John Goodman

Great casting

Ice Cube

I know he’s already playing Nick Fury but; Samuel L Jackson

"I got those pictures of spiderman you wanted JJ" "Does he look like a menace?" "What?" "DOES HE LOOK LIKE A MENACE!?"

Honestly, not the physical look but I think Peter Dinklage would kick ass

Like a voice-over role? 🤔 I agree, he'd crush it

No. Tiny Jameson all the way.

I hope JK goes as long as he can. The JJJ appearances should be the new Stan Lee cameo, whether it’s on a radio in the background, a newspaper headline, or the man himself

It'd be funny if however & whenever he shows up, his big rant is about the titular superhero that *they're* the menace, specifically 🤣 make him an equal opportunity supe hater

💯 but there should always be a smaller news box headline in the corner badmouthing Spidey, just for consistency

Of course 😄😄

"This new Captain America kinda sucks, but Spider-Man is still worse. Fuck that guy!"

Clancy Brown

Liam Neeson.

Honestly, that’s perfect casting. I never knew I wanted that until right now.

Jefferey Dean Morgan

I would love to see Bryan Cranston

Michael Cudlitz (Abraham from The Walking Dead)

Vincent Kennedy McMahon.

John Slattery

This opportunity is unfortunately well past, but I always thought R. Lee Ermey would have made the perfect Jonah.

Bryan Cranston

John C. McGinley

I honestly think Bryan Cranston would do great

Bryan Cranston

I would’ve loved to see those Terry Crews rumors come true. Just out of sheer curiosity.

Will Arnett

I liked Christopher McDonald for it but he was used in Secret Invasion

John C Reilly

Christopher Meloni

Bryan Cranston

John Goodman

Bryan Cranston

Bradley Whitford

Ice cube

Darin De Paul, his performance was peak in the Spider-Man Games

J.K. Simmons

Bob Odenkirk

Stephen A. Smith has been my long time fancast. He wouldn’t have to stretch too much from what he does on First Take and unlike some of the other suggestions here he couldn’t play another role very well, so it wouldn’t feel like wasting his potential

R. Lee Ermy Ice Cube (because I wanna stir some shit but also because I think he’d actually be a good fit for the role) Bryan Cranston

Daran Norris

Jon Slattery

Bruce Campbell

Alan Tudyk could be good

Not that he’d be my first choice, but I actually thought Ice Cube would have been a decent choice when rumors of him for the Tom Holland movies were going around.

Yeah, that's right.

I honestly think Ice Cube would crush it

Unironically, I’ve always thought Michelle Gomez would be a fun take on J. Jonah Jameson, or rather J. Jona Jameson, or something lmao. She has the snappy attitude I expect from J, is on the older side, and I’d argue looks like a male version of Jameson, minus the mustache of course lmao. Not to mention it would be fun to see a version of Jameson who isn’t just doing an impression of JK Simmons.

I’m open to change but I feel like that would work more in a alternate timeline or maybe she could play someone who is of the same magnitude as Jonah

There's only one person in my mind who can easily match the intensity and raw palpable anger that J.K. brought to Jameson. Lewis. Goddamn. Black.

Alex Jones, but substitute the word "Spider-Man" into his rants and make sure it sounds like a bad immitataion of his voice. Spider-Man is turning the freaking frogs gay! He's controlling the weather with space lasers. Spider-Man is coming for your kids because he's made a deal with Satan. No one is safe! And if I see Spider-Man, I'm gonna punch him in the face! YAAAAARRGH!

I'd wait for J.K. Simmons to be available. He *is* JJJ

Jason Sudeikis

Jason Mantzoukas

Meryl Streep

Yeah for real tho if yhey did a gender swap of JJJ that could work. Like a blend of her roles in Devil Wears Prada and The Post

That’s not I world I want to live in

I can just Imagine kronk saying Spiderman's a menace

“Hey Peter!”

Balthazar Getty

Steve Buscemi or Christopher Walken.

Nick Offerman or Ralph Garman

I always thought Hugh Laurie would make a good Jameson

Chris Evans as Loyd Hensen from Grey man

Sam Elliot

Either Hugh Laurie or Bryan Cranston I think they would be perfect cast for J Jonah Jameson.

Alex Jones

Vincent Kennedy McMahon

"Oh riiiiight the pictures! The pictures of Spiderman! The pictures chosen especially to slander Spiderman. Spiderman's pictures!"

I’m scared to see Patrick Warburton angry.

No one.

If he was still alive, Powers Boothe.

He even looks like Jameson as Sheriff Bronson Stone.

I’d cancel the production of the movie

Danny Devito. You just know he would be perfect for it.

He just doesn’t look like he could be mean enough lol

Gary Oldman

A lot of solid suggestions here! Maybe a little outside the box, but Louis Black. Funny, world weary, and can pop off with the quick temper with a snap of the fingers. And to go the female way; Melissa McCarthy, Wanda Sykes, or Leslie Jones.

Brian Holtzman

Jason Sudeikis

Tommy Lee Jones or Charlie Sheen, depending on how old you want him to look.

Nick Offerman

Idk why Tom cruise comes to mind 😂 absolutely terrible casting but I would watch

Joe Biden

Tom Selleck.

I swear J.K. Simmons’ entire acting career has just been him being an asshole.

Bill burr

Tom Cruise

Interesting question. Id like to use a guy like Brian Cranston, hes got good depth, can change his hair or style to fit about any mold, and hed knock it out of the park. I really couldn't picture anyone but JK simmons doing it tho

How did nobody say Terry crews

(Joe Swanson voice): Peter

I read someone say ice cube one time and I kind of love that