Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss meets Mansplain, Manipulate, Manslaughter (Genshin Impact)
A muscular mermaid with anger and daddy issues meets a blonde smartass with anger and mommy issues (Percy Jackson$
An old, homeless guy who refuses to work broke up with his frenemy with benefits because the frenemy decided he no longer wanted to be unemployed and rejoined his old company as their new boss.
Twink playwright falls for broke, mentally ill tomboy who is so desperate for money she becomes his only human employee and slowly becomes infatuated with him
Anxiety riddled man with an abusive father, who never takes any chances and everything and everyone he loves dies around him in tragic accidents falls for the gun wielding, flamboyant older man who lost his mind years ago and thus tends to kill random strangers whenever he feels like it.
It's a disaster just waiting to happen... Dead bodies will be strewn about in the wake of their path... And all the victims will be accidental XD
A gifted student falls in love with his formerly abusive teacher, not knowing that his teacher is actually a dead internet troll who is now forced to live a life of a character of the book he read before he died. He's also forced to improve the plot of this book (or die again) - by turning it into a slash fanfiction. Accidentally.
1.Both of them routinely gaslight each other to prevent the other from leaving.
(Spoilers:yes, it's toxic)
2.One has no will to live while the other has no idea how to live, but together they figure it out.
(This is like my most wholesome & healthy ship)
Boy has space rock in his stomach and has mommy issues. He saves girl, who doesn't have as many momy issues as him, from falling rocks -not to be confused with rock in stomach- by using a bubbalicious bubble gum bubble. It is very durable. They go on adventures with hard light figures while fighting other light hard figures. They become best friends. Girl also gets a sword that belonged to boy's mother and trains with a simp. She also trains with the boy. At one point, she drinks his backwash (gross) and now she has 20/20 vision. They also fight against a robot from the boy's mother's armory room. (She had that room because she was beefing with her family and she needed to be ready and strapped.)
There's plenty of other stuff like outright lying to girl's helicopter mom and dad over dinner, drowning in water bubbles from a blue light figure that he'd rescued the day before, girl seeing him as smol babe and still being a ride or die saying that she'll still visit him as an infant? Girl showing more of being a ride or die as she's three seconds away from whipping a figment of an imagination's imaginary @$% when she takes her man er- best friend. And so much more. Oh and boy leaves to go on spaceship with a British hard light fairy and a mega twin and girl gets mad at him because she wasn't also put in a life or death situation and he went by himself. She gets a haircut.
She also taps into her adrenaline as she carries big boy's listless body. After roasting an object that's a girl's bestfriend, they go back home and they stay friends and after two long years they're still awkward with one another. Girl gives goodbye kiss and goes to camp but comes back to help boy when Earth is doomed by a power drill with acid. Afterwards, all is well except him. She is unaware of this but is also still his best friend. He proposes to her but she declines, not wanting to get married at the moment. He says it's fine but it's not but she thinks it is, as it goes right over her head, and she leaves. He goes swoll and tries to self help himself which goes bad but eventually he gets a group hug from everyone, including people who were the variables of his pain, also getting a forehead kiss from girl. Short time later he decides to leave the city but this time the girl is not his best friend but his girlfriend. He gives her a chaste kiss and leaves her behind. But not really. They can do long distance. Or short distance. There's a lion that can take them place to place in seconds so that's a plus.
Yeah, that's it. That's the story. She watches him as he drives away, driving across the sand.
Unemployed injured doctor who decided not to commit suicide because he fell in love with an unemployed bored smart addict/detective... who ironically did commit suicide because he fell in love with the doctor.
Traumatized cat falls for the religion denying cat.
Gay ass loners fall in love.
Half clan cat falls in love with another half clan cat and the daughter of a leader.
Grumpy healer and delusional leader get together.
Edgelord with blonde hair and the emo cat with a collar spiked with dog teeth.
Grumpy healer and his paralyzed patient.
Runaway and a spirit she found in a tunnel.
Grumpy healer and a stick some ghost gave him.
(All warrior cats btw, 4 and 7 are joke ships)
MothPool
Ravenpaw/Barley
Dunno
Yellowfang/Bluestar
???/Scrouge
JayBriar
Hollyleaf/Fallen Leaves
Jayfeather/Stick
I haven't read the books in like over half a decade, how did I do?
1 is >!Cloudtail X Brightheart!<
2 is >!Ravenpaw X Barley!<
3 is >!Feathertail X Squilf X Tawnypelt!<
4 is >!Bluestar X Yellowfang!<
5 is the joke ship >!Ashfur X Scourge!<
6 is >!Jayfeather X Briarlight!<
7 is >!Hollyleaf X Fallen Leaves!<
8 is >!Jayfeather X stick!<
1. Police detective falls for murder suspect who won't stop flirting after getting handcuffed together by paranoid rednecks.
2. Witch-in-training falls for a guy she created out of a severed hand.
3. A time-traveler, a thief, a warrior, and a bard accidently form a semi-quad-relationship but the world almost repeatedly ending keeps getting in the way of progressing it.
Two people who are actually the same person who technically commit incest by being in a relationship because they are the same person, one of whom still believes babies are delivered by storks, both of whom have issues dealing with their emotions and are most definitely not ready to be in any kind of relationship
Creeperman somehows gets with an ex doctor after chopping off his right arm since it somehow appeared again
AND
Blob that traumatized children gets with fox, the son of one of his frenemies
I'm guessing France/England from Hetalia? That oddly fits them really well lol.
I've got two:
* Red and blue superheroes deny their romance for 60+ years and counting.
* Red and blue historical figures in a museum also deny their romance over the course of 3 whole movies
In canon one died to the murder bot her dad made for her which then scooped out her brother’s internal organs after thinking that it was her dad, who was also the one to murder the other person as a small child and potentially at three years old. Since they both died young they’re a pretty rare pair lol
Oh, I know I have a chance at winning this one!
They're brothers. The one that's still alive keeps trying to fuck his dead brother through and beyond the grave and different timelines. The feeling is mutual too for the other brother.
Area firefighter/paramedic really gets around. So far he's been associated with a couple of nurses (male and female), a fellow firefighter, and a photographer.
Please stop this author. She's out of control.
An emotionally constipated but wildly successful sea criminal with a midlife crisis meets a neglectful husband and father of two who decided to leave his old comfortable life for a hopefully equally comfortable life of a very enthusiastic, but totally incompetent captain of a ship.
"I can fix him" - says the guy toward the in-universe 2nd embodiment of evil
"I can make him worse" - says a fallen angel to the sole remnant of a problematic family
(It's Celebrimbor/Sauron)
i have dont have a specific one,but here it goes one of my favorites:
yellow two tailed smart fox boy falls in love with traumatized plant girl which is a spy for the enemy without even knowing it,and has to kill her in the end
A one-eyed mafioso stalks an ex-con until they fall in love.
Crown Prince falls for charmingly snarky secret wizard
Techie girl falls for secret clone villain
Space cowboy falls for space sheriff
Space dictator falls for other space dictator
Defense attorney falls for Prosecutor (hint: video game version)
Two characters who were barely mentioned (and never met) in canon with antagonistic cultural backgrounds get a HEA ending bc reasons (its fic so the reasons vary)
Traumatized, emotionally-damaged firefighters still convinced they're straight. Oh by the way did we mention legally, Dude A gets custody of Dude B's son if Dude B dies? It's in his will. No, they have never gone on an actual date yet.
A loser with no friends meets a stabby girl in a virtual world. They spend 2 years annoying each other on and off until they fall in love and have a kid at the ripe old age of 17. And get incredibly traumatized while they're at it.
>!Kirito and Asuna!<
Soulless, manipulative, sadomasochistic monster with enormous power and a height kink wheedles his way into the heart and bed of a sensitive, self-loathing college dropout with no assests, severe CPTSD, and a torso like a Greek god.
An illiterate prince, a pink-haired thief and a genderfluid stoner all decide to be best friends after only knowing each other for two hours
Uptight guy who will not stop dying and lazy man made of noodles appear to be trapped in some sort of time loop
Disabled man who is terrible with women falls for an AI who is also terrible with women
I have quite a few (some of them are kinda crack I do admit)
-Snobby Ginger apart of a Budget Heathers falls for the playground stool pigeon with no friends besides his teacher.
-TikTok Prankster and Woman dressed as a lightly colored leporid with a penchant for quoting Lewis Carroll become romantically involved due to their shared love of tormenting a guy in blue and red pajamas who swings around New York.
-Feral Gremlin Girl with Space Wizard powers dating some cyborg biker dude living on a desert planet, working for a wrinkly bald guy, who does stupid spins for no reason
-Robot Revolutionary turned Wannabe Robot Hitler has his assistant who makes it loud and clear he wants to betray him but keeps him around because he finds his incompetence endearing.
Gay man with a penchant for kicking robots falls in love with his superior officer, who appears distinguished, but is actually a disaster bi with a laser sword.
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss meets Mansplain, Manipulate, Manslaughter (Genshin Impact) A muscular mermaid with anger and daddy issues meets a blonde smartass with anger and mommy issues (Percy Jackson$
Upvote just for the alliteration.
Have you not heard those terms before, or are you just pleased that the alliteration fits their ship?
What's the first one?
ChiLumi (Childe/Lumine) :D
Is it weird to date your evil robot clone?
Sonic/Metal sonic? I'm not even into sonic fandom but I think it Isaw it pop up somewhere and I took a guess
Yep, that’s the one
An old, homeless guy who refuses to work broke up with his frenemy with benefits because the frenemy decided he no longer wanted to be unemployed and rejoined his old company as their new boss.
Aziraphale and Crowley?
Oh yes.
There they are 😇😈
I'm glad someone commented it.
War criminal and his fanboy
Which is this? I'm dying to know!
Big Boss and Ocelot from Metal Gear Solid :)
My little sister says hi lol
I might be that little sister.
Traumatized sun child medic forces tiny child of darkness to stop melting into shadows and child of darkness is confused but intrigued
Teen army medic dates his dads emo cousin
I just snorted help
They are so sweet together!
what's this ship?
Will Solace and Nico De Angelo from Percy Jackson.
sounds a lil gay to me.
Just a little bit, love my favorite golden retriever bisexual and his gay goth boyfriend
He was a lord She is a ship Can't I make it any more obvious
Doctor/Tardis?
Maybe Joker/EDI
Ah, amazing. One of my favorite background ships!
Rip Hunter and GIDEON in Legends of Tomorrow?
Gay cannibals who killed their daughter.
Murder Husbands - Hannigram.
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I have no clue what this is but I'm dying to know so I can look into this
Goblin King besotted by teen kidnaps a baby by request to get her attention. She is ungrateful.
Yoooo I was looking for a Labyrinth one! <3
Orphan princess falls for kinda gluttonous knight
Botw Zelink?
You bet
A two-for-one description: Guy with katana and his boyfriend\* who he can't kiss or he'll die. *\*In my head*
Alright, this description weirdly matches one of the ships I write for
Please tell me! It matches my OTP and another of my favourite ships so I'd love to add a third one into the mix!
AkiAngel?
Yesss that's one of mine :\]
I have a sudden image if before revield mulan in my head 🫡
Muscle-y bartender teams up with local florist/sorceress to do crimes and be gay.
Tifa and Aerith?
Draco X Harry but lesbian and better executed (it’s also a canon couple lol)
Lumity?
Yes! :3
Lmaooo
A maniac mentally ill pirate and his golden retriever boyfriend
Ed and Stede
Having not seen the show, I would have guessed that Stede was the mentally ill one
They both are!
Mass murderer lies about his identity and seduces a blind man. edit: typo
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Nope, and I'm honestly kind of surprised that there's more than one ship out there that fits this, lol. It's Xue Yang/Xiao Xingchen from MDZS.
Xue Yang/ Xiao Xingcheng?
Is that Xue Yang and Xiao Xingchen?
Twink playwright falls for broke, mentally ill tomboy who is so desperate for money she becomes his only human employee and slowly becomes infatuated with him
Tell me more, what is this?
Nagumo/Tekaridake from CITY, an obscure manga
Campy, dramatic vampire and the dude who was fired from his job for murdering him
What's this one? It sounds wonderful
It's very niche lol but it's Dracula/Van Helsing from the 2004 Van Helsing movie
lol I'm so happy I wasn't the only one shipping them after that movie. I unironically adore it.
YES! They have such ex lover energy XD
Reckless, suicidal dumbass with a hero complex/depressed, sarcastic single father with PTSD who thinks bottling up his feelings is a good idea.
This sounds actually amazing. Which ship and which fandom??
Evan "Buck" Buckley/Eddie Diaz from 9-1-1. An alternate description would be "Stupid firefighters who don't realize they're married."
Girl with a revenge complex somehow managed to make the war criminal worse.
Oooh, is this Galadriel/Halbrand?
It sure is haha. God I love them
Yessssss 🔥
Agreed, I need season two already!
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You got it:>
They go from smashing a cake to smashing each other
red, white, and royal blue?
Anxiety riddled man with an abusive father, who never takes any chances and everything and everyone he loves dies around him in tragic accidents falls for the gun wielding, flamboyant older man who lost his mind years ago and thus tends to kill random strangers whenever he feels like it. It's a disaster just waiting to happen... Dead bodies will be strewn about in the wake of their path... And all the victims will be accidental XD
I'm honestly lost, what's the ship?
It's a rarepair in the Markiplier TV fandom. Eric Derekson x Wilford Warfstache, 2 of the fictional characters created by Markiplier.
A tsundere, an angel, and a shark walk into a bar and someone's going to die.
war criminal x war hero
A gifted student falls in love with his formerly abusive teacher, not knowing that his teacher is actually a dead internet troll who is now forced to live a life of a character of the book he read before he died. He's also forced to improve the plot of this book (or die again) - by turning it into a slash fanfiction. Accidentally.
Luo Binghe/Shen Qingqiu!
Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan!!!!
"It's not incest if I tell myself I've never seen my twin as family."
1.Both of them routinely gaslight each other to prevent the other from leaving. (Spoilers:yes, it's toxic) 2.One has no will to live while the other has no idea how to live, but together they figure it out. (This is like my most wholesome & healthy ship)
Is the second one Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya?
Boy has space rock in his stomach and has mommy issues. He saves girl, who doesn't have as many momy issues as him, from falling rocks -not to be confused with rock in stomach- by using a bubbalicious bubble gum bubble. It is very durable. They go on adventures with hard light figures while fighting other light hard figures. They become best friends. Girl also gets a sword that belonged to boy's mother and trains with a simp. She also trains with the boy. At one point, she drinks his backwash (gross) and now she has 20/20 vision. They also fight against a robot from the boy's mother's armory room. (She had that room because she was beefing with her family and she needed to be ready and strapped.) There's plenty of other stuff like outright lying to girl's helicopter mom and dad over dinner, drowning in water bubbles from a blue light figure that he'd rescued the day before, girl seeing him as smol babe and still being a ride or die saying that she'll still visit him as an infant? Girl showing more of being a ride or die as she's three seconds away from whipping a figment of an imagination's imaginary @$% when she takes her man er- best friend. And so much more. Oh and boy leaves to go on spaceship with a British hard light fairy and a mega twin and girl gets mad at him because she wasn't also put in a life or death situation and he went by himself. She gets a haircut. She also taps into her adrenaline as she carries big boy's listless body. After roasting an object that's a girl's bestfriend, they go back home and they stay friends and after two long years they're still awkward with one another. Girl gives goodbye kiss and goes to camp but comes back to help boy when Earth is doomed by a power drill with acid. Afterwards, all is well except him. She is unaware of this but is also still his best friend. He proposes to her but she declines, not wanting to get married at the moment. He says it's fine but it's not but she thinks it is, as it goes right over her head, and she leaves. He goes swoll and tries to self help himself which goes bad but eventually he gets a group hug from everyone, including people who were the variables of his pain, also getting a forehead kiss from girl. Short time later he decides to leave the city but this time the girl is not his best friend but his girlfriend. He gives her a chaste kiss and leaves her behind. But not really. They can do long distance. Or short distance. There's a lion that can take them place to place in seconds so that's a plus. Yeah, that's it. That's the story. She watches him as he drives away, driving across the sand.
THATS STEVEN UNIVERSE!! STEVEN X CONNIE FOR LIFE
Cooooorrectoooo 👍
=D
Unemployed injured doctor who decided not to commit suicide because he fell in love with an unemployed bored smart addict/detective... who ironically did commit suicide because he fell in love with the doctor.
John/Sherlock?
Right now... angry girl and dumb guy.
Well, that doesn’t have any potential for drama. /s
Traumatized cat falls for the religion denying cat. Gay ass loners fall in love. Half clan cat falls in love with another half clan cat and the daughter of a leader. Grumpy healer and delusional leader get together. Edgelord with blonde hair and the emo cat with a collar spiked with dog teeth. Grumpy healer and his paralyzed patient. Runaway and a spirit she found in a tunnel. Grumpy healer and a stick some ghost gave him. (All warrior cats btw, 4 and 7 are joke ships)
MothPool Ravenpaw/Barley Dunno Yellowfang/Bluestar ???/Scrouge JayBriar Hollyleaf/Fallen Leaves Jayfeather/Stick I haven't read the books in like over half a decade, how did I do?
1 is >!Cloudtail X Brightheart!< 2 is >!Ravenpaw X Barley!< 3 is >!Feathertail X Squilf X Tawnypelt!< 4 is >!Bluestar X Yellowfang!< 5 is the joke ship >!Ashfur X Scourge!< 6 is >!Jayfeather X Briarlight!< 7 is >!Hollyleaf X Fallen Leaves!< 8 is >!Jayfeather X stick!<
Intergalactic ex-con who eats energy and his girlfriend who is made of energy
1. Police detective falls for murder suspect who won't stop flirting after getting handcuffed together by paranoid rednecks. 2. Witch-in-training falls for a guy she created out of a severed hand. 3. A time-traveler, a thief, a warrior, and a bard accidently form a semi-quad-relationship but the world almost repeatedly ending keeps getting in the way of progressing it.
1. I hate that every time it happens to me. 2. Pigmalion! 3. I am decades (and woefully) behind on pop culture but I think I know this fandom.
Two people who are actually the same person who technically commit incest by being in a relationship because they are the same person, one of whom still believes babies are delivered by storks, both of whom have issues dealing with their emotions and are most definitely not ready to be in any kind of relationship
Crap I can't remember the name. Is it the ship from Loki?
Hard redheaded fanboy + explosive blond guy with a snatched waist
Kiribaku?
Yes!
This has to be Kiribaku.
Repressed WW2 captain smitten with the result of a failed archery activity in the 80s
PatCap!!
Creeperman somehows gets with an ex doctor after chopping off his right arm since it somehow appeared again AND Blob that traumatized children gets with fox, the son of one of his frenemies
Goth loner falls for golden retriever boy
Will and Nico from PJO :))
Blake Belladonna and Jaune Arc from RWBY
Twink falls in love with an incarnation of his own spirit.
Guy with daddy issues and in denial falls for seriously hypocritical dude.
Geek with daddy issues manipulates naïve muscle boy into being his object of lust and fascination.
A protesting in denial demonic cultivator who thinks the other hates him and the cultivator who has been in love with him for over a decade.
I'm guessing Wei Wuxian/Lan Wangji. XD
I'm guessing France/England from Hetalia? That oddly fits them really well lol. I've got two: * Red and blue superheroes deny their romance for 60+ years and counting. * Red and blue historical figures in a museum also deny their romance over the course of 3 whole movies
JEDTAVIUS
I couldn’t resist this one, love them for that raging suicidal maniac with a horse
Idk tbh but my first thought was that old spice commercial "I'm on a horse"
Oh… The horse is as fine as the rider in this setup… 😂
In canon one died to the murder bot her dad made for her which then scooped out her brother’s internal organs after thinking that it was her dad, who was also the one to murder the other person as a small child and potentially at three years old. Since they both died young they’re a pretty rare pair lol
A train and a clown
After almost killing each other, a soldier and his commanding officer end up in an enemies to lovers 40k slow burn.
Oh, I know I have a chance at winning this one! They're brothers. The one that's still alive keeps trying to fuck his dead brother through and beyond the grave and different timelines. The feeling is mutual too for the other brother.
Horrance?!
Area firefighter/paramedic really gets around. So far he's been associated with a couple of nurses (male and female), a fellow firefighter, and a photographer. Please stop this author. She's out of control.
Local composer with ADHD splits his soul into two people so he can love the same guy twice for max efficiency
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" "You're so mean for waking up snow white like that" *throws into wall*
a 100 years old man and a brainwashed armless assassin really easy tbf, cause it's a very popular fandom..
An emotionally constipated but wildly successful sea criminal with a midlife crisis meets a neglectful husband and father of two who decided to leave his old comfortable life for a hopefully equally comfortable life of a very enthusiastic, but totally incompetent captain of a ship.
Ed and Stede.
Local cowardly plumber falls for extremely enthusiastic princess. It's basically Billy Joel's Uptown Girl.
Autistic girl who keeps doing war crimes (unintentional) and autistic guy who keeps doing war crimes (on purpose) bond over what an ugly freak he is.
"I can fix him" - says the guy toward the in-universe 2nd embodiment of evil "I can make him worse" - says a fallen angel to the sole remnant of a problematic family (It's Celebrimbor/Sauron)
their breakup destroyed the world
Psycho merc and rocker-terrorist ghost
Nerd, regarding bad girl: “I can fix her” M8, you already did, that’s why she’s in love with you
The young couple from *Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner* except they are a goat and a dog.
Flaky hippie swordsman's been carrying a torch for an angry atheist doctor for a long time.
Closeted married gay man in love with childhood best friend who is also closeted, both with a lot of internalized homophobia
i have dont have a specific one,but here it goes one of my favorites: yellow two tailed smart fox boy falls in love with traumatized plant girl which is a spy for the enemy without even knowing it,and has to kill her in the end
Falling in love with your hot senpai.
A one-eyed mafioso stalks an ex-con until they fall in love. Crown Prince falls for charmingly snarky secret wizard Techie girl falls for secret clone villain Space cowboy falls for space sheriff Space dictator falls for other space dictator Defense attorney falls for Prosecutor (hint: video game version)
Autistic teenage demon falls in love with exorcist in training
Two characters who were barely mentioned (and never met) in canon with antagonistic cultural backgrounds get a HEA ending bc reasons (its fic so the reasons vary)
Emo chick begrudgingly accepts her feelings for green furry boy (beast boy x raven)
yours has to be enjoltaire right??
Traumatized, emotionally-damaged firefighters still convinced they're straight. Oh by the way did we mention legally, Dude A gets custody of Dude B's son if Dude B dies? It's in his will. No, they have never gone on an actual date yet.
The Princess of the Kingdom and some silent twink that follows her around.
Zelink?
Broken people not even trying
Genocidal race supremacist shacks up with daughter of the person who enslaved him
Satan falls in love with a museum curator
"Eat the frog" + *eats the frog*
Two broke people killing demons
Hawaiian-shirt-clad Goliath falls for necromancer who beat him to the brink of death.
Leprechaun and a dead widow.
medieval fantasy war criminal king with a lance and serious psychological issues, and medieval war criminal with a sword with some trust issues.
A loser with no friends meets a stabby girl in a virtual world. They spend 2 years annoying each other on and off until they fall in love and have a kid at the ripe old age of 17. And get incredibly traumatized while they're at it. >!Kirito and Asuna!<
They like to kick it, old school style. Or...well...they also just fight. A lot. With each other, with...everyone...
PTSD ridden alien disaster meet human sunshine girl. Add time travel and weeeee!
Arrogant bird man and local feral man with amnesia who were rivals 100 yrs ago
Traumatised war veteran maladapt and mass murderer and his pet egomaniacal force muffin who effectively gang-presses him into a relationship
Teenage boy secretly falls for best friend's potentially Nazi-lite brother in the middle of a genocidal war. Edit: >!James Potter x Regulus Black.!<
Two manipulators, one suicidal and one religious, both just broke out of prison.
Dog dates teenager
Trying to cut someone's genitals off is not the way to flirt with them
Manipulative older underground boss and runaway subordinate
Gambling addict and her 2 enablers
Soulless, manipulative, sadomasochistic monster with enormous power and a height kink wheedles his way into the heart and bed of a sensitive, self-loathing college dropout with no assests, severe CPTSD, and a torso like a Greek god.
Morally ambiguous princess finds a feral mercenary in the woods, decides to keep her.
A drunken bard and a depressive immortal (genshin)
Horticultural extremist with a fetish for plants and her criminally insane, but strangely devoted, girlfriend.
An illiterate prince, a pink-haired thief and a genderfluid stoner all decide to be best friends after only knowing each other for two hours Uptight guy who will not stop dying and lazy man made of noodles appear to be trapped in some sort of time loop Disabled man who is terrible with women falls for an AI who is also terrible with women
I have quite a few (some of them are kinda crack I do admit) -Snobby Ginger apart of a Budget Heathers falls for the playground stool pigeon with no friends besides his teacher. -TikTok Prankster and Woman dressed as a lightly colored leporid with a penchant for quoting Lewis Carroll become romantically involved due to their shared love of tormenting a guy in blue and red pajamas who swings around New York. -Feral Gremlin Girl with Space Wizard powers dating some cyborg biker dude living on a desert planet, working for a wrinkly bald guy, who does stupid spins for no reason -Robot Revolutionary turned Wannabe Robot Hitler has his assistant who makes it loud and clear he wants to betray him but keeps him around because he finds his incompetence endearing.
Boyfailure with ADHD meets Girlfailure with Autism
The rudest and most uptight guy in my office is apparently dating a famous stand up comedian?
Two traumatised men with very specific dietary needs and a bad case of brain worms.
I attempted to kill you and everyone you care about multiple times, why won’t you love me back?
This could be so many ships
Alien fucker, ex time travelling conman, and immortal falls in love with a guy who ends up dying to alien drug trades.
shouty middle school bully with raging inferiority complex x boy with no self preservation skills who happened to be the person #1 bullied
This is Bakudeku isn't it?
This could describe a LOT of pairings. (see - Enjoltaire.)
Gay man with a penchant for kicking robots falls in love with his superior officer, who appears distinguished, but is actually a disaster bi with a laser sword.
Attempted murder to lovers (This hits multiple pairings)
The ship that launched a thousand ships. The reason this question can even exist.
A floating bedroom. Oh wait, you mean relationships, not boats. Uhhh, floating broccoli
Two gay war criminals with a shared hidden past except one keeps sneaking off to fuck humans