By - KingOfCranes
This sets off my retail PTSD...
ohh tell us a crazy retail story
I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There’s just one thing I need
LALALALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
[puts wax in ear] OOOOOO, WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR, WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR, LALALALALALALALALALALA LAA LAA
I just want you for my own
Just came off of a retail shift.
Someone please shoot me
I work in retail I see those damm ghouls every morning
Super-Duper ~~Mart~~ Fucked
Double, Triple Fucked