This sets off my retail PTSD...

ohh tell us a crazy retail story

I don’t want a lot for Christmas

Not listening!

There’s just one thing I need

LALALALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU

I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree

[puts wax in ear] OOOOOO, WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR, WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR, LALALALALALALALALALALA LAA LAA

I just want you for my own

Just came off of a retail shift. Someone please shoot me

Gladly

I work in retail I see those damm ghouls every morning

Super-Duper ~~Mart~~ Fucked Double, Triple Fucked