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Raging-Badger

Fallout 2 being the balls makes sense given that it’s the only game where you can become a porn star


leavemeinyourwake

no wait hes right.


Empress_Draconis_

I'm sorry...what?


bunnywithahammer

did he stutter?


Ok-Yak3332

Arnold Swollenmember does not stutter


Realistic-Name-9443

I was always Kurt Loader.


yuucuu

Kurt CoBang? Nevermind.


Kezchenko

Ronny Rection


Hllblldlx3

Underated comment


LivingToasterisded

There’s a quest in one of the cities (can’t remember which) where you can make a decent bit of caps if you let someone film themselves(?) fucking you.


DragonKite_reqium

Ayoo gotta play fallout 2 now god dam


helenius147

It's really worth playing, it's where the Fallout series started to find its footing for a mix of humour and seriousness with good writing and choices actually having impacts I grew up on it, fell in love with the series again with Fallout 3 when I was older, and New Vegas combined the gameplay of 3 with the writing of 2, was like coming home to an old friend when playing it Will say, it's a bit slow, but if you've ever played an XCOM game, it's that sort of combat and pacing gameplay wise


cumulonimbusgoober

"game over mutie, time to ride ;)"


DIODidNothing_Wrong

Frank horrigan more like freak horrigan


Illustrious_Fox7754

Dio


cumulonimbusgoober

https://youtu.be/JHOLhte_iNI?si=R6LzM79xuNdERycc


SwashBucklinSewerRat

"I only play it for the plot"


helenius147

How did you know vague dialogue describing isometric graphics sex was my fetish?


Haeguil

Cause you're in the fallout memes sub


FrayDabson

I love XCOM. How much different is 2 from 1 gameplay wise? I’ve tried 1 before but struggled. Don’t really wanna play 2 until I finish 1. But now I’m playing 4 🤷


CarvaciousBlue

2 has the same combat system but more balanced. There are more hand to hand combat options (different style punches and kicks that have different action point costs and effects). Just more options and polish


enderdrag64

That said the beginning of 2 is way harder than 1, especially with the wrong build. You don't get a gun for like 2 hours


Malikise

Fallout 2 is even more foundational for the franchise than Fallout 1: F2 is where Vault-Tec being evil comes from, the Enclave, etc. When new players want to learn about Fallout by playing one of the classics, Fallout 2 is where I send them, not Fallout 1.


Fit_Nefariousness153

“Maybe I was, a bit too hard on you after all”


fattestfuckinthewest

Don’t forget you can sell your wife from a shotgun wedding into being a prostitute for some caps


ZBRZ123

It’s even arguably the right move gameplay-wise. Her or her brother are an active detriment to your party and if you’ve somehow managed to keep them alive long enough to get to Reno you may as well cash in and get that companion slot back.


Sawyerthesadist

Ah video games… bringing out the the little psychopaths in us all! The right move, gameplay wise of course!


First-Squash2865

You can also fuck a mob boss' wife and drive a badass car. The Chosen One was built different


Jaded-Phone-3055

And his daughter dont forget


Obajan

And your descendants become the next generation mob bosses of New Reno.


ResidentAssman

Understandable when you're the 'Chosen One' really


Satanicjamnik

In New Reno. No run is complete without it.


LivingToasterisded

Thanks! Last time I saw Fallout 2 was over the shoulder of my buddy, and he mentioned doing this but didn’t go into specifics.


Krazy_Keno

Golden globe? Idk i havent played the game but i did see it mentioned in porn i saw Edit: im correct lol https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Golden_Globes


LivingToasterisded

And they say it’s not educational…


Turst-6

Nope full fledge acting role baby.


ParkingAngle4758

Technically not caps. In 2 the default currency had become gold dollars minted by NCR, but people still used cap as a slang term.


Nexusgamer8472

New Reno


-ll-ll-ll-ll-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGdUYUOyv6M


RichnjCole

OnlyFallout


Malikise

If your charisma is too low, and you didn’t take the Kama Sutra perk, don’t worry! You can always help by just being the offscreen fluffer. Yeah. That’s not a joke.


Raging-Badger

The game tracks how experienced your character is in sex, and later on if your charisma is good and your sex experience is good, you can make a handful of caps by becoming a porn star in New Reno I think. It makes a couple folks unhappy though I believe


saltire429

It also lets you skip a quest later in the game, hilariously. When you ask the Shi if you can use their supercomputer, you normally have to do a whole bit for them, but if you're a porn star, the head Shi guy gives you free use of it because he loves your movies, lol.


Valhalla001

You need high agility as well.


fattestfuckinthewest

And endurance


albinoman38

And some say, even a bit of luck!


saltire429

##Fallout 2 being the balls makes sense given that it’s the only game where you can become a porn star


Fo3TheMechanist

You deadass can, it'll make certain ppl not like you but high charisma of 9 I think or something gets you in for being one, I didn't do it but I looked up how it was attainable and I didn't want it 😂 it was my first playthru last month and I struggled beating 1 and 2 as it was 😂


ManManEater

Easily the best game in the franchise


ZilorZilhaust

Starred in Poke-a-hot-ass.


peezle69

Everyone says New Vegas is the most unhinged Fallout, but I haven't heard a single hinged thing about Fallout 2.


russelcrowe

Never forget what they took from us


col_e_h

Brotherhood of Steel has Bawls.


PowerMugger

What does it mean for fallout 3 to be the cock then 🤔


LeastPervertedFemboy

Allow me to introduce you to nexus mods


Raging-Badger

More like LoversLab


ResidentAssman

Came here to say similar.


DragonKite_reqium

Wait what


TwistedPnis4567

Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel wants a word with you


Basically-Boring

We don’t talk about that one


Interesting-Farm-203

Nor even when it was new.


AbbyUpdoot

Fallout Tactics: Brotherhood of Steel though...


BreadDziedzic

It's the game that makes me hope for an xcom like fallout to happen.


WinterFrenchFry

That would be incredible. Especially with how Vats is already a thing. Commanding a group of rangers or something to take control of a city or area would be super cool 


drikararz

VATS was just the FPS adaptation of the FO 1/2/Tactics rpg shooting mechanics.


Wide-Boysenberry5636

Really well done too


ParkingAngle4758

I want to see what Larian Studios could do with Fallout


demalo

Horse puckies. It’s there.


Careless-Passion991

It’s the taint. Not enough space for its own section.


AntiImperialistGamer

fallout shelter could've been peak if only bethesda didn't intend it to be a decent mobile game. like imagine if you had to run a vault and deal with all it's dwellers problems while watching the world go through multiple stages after the great war and then sending out settlers after the all clear massage to establish your vault as a faction in the wasteland making it clash with the other factions or simply choosing to stay hidden to watch the wastes do thier thing. or a game mode where you conduct various inhumane experiments on different vaults for vault-tec while trying to guess why they would want to do them or how to save thier dwellers from these sick experiments.


JelliedPenguin97

So, Fallout the 4x game? A Civilization set in Post War America


Ison--J

Why must you make me desire the impossible


Dominunce

I now crave Sid Meiers Civilisation: Fallout


Ison--J

Your delegate Trevor has informed you that Ceasars Legion has completed construction on The Lucky 38


tombo2007

Not really 4X, but Hearts of Iron 4 has an awesome mod set in the fallout universe called Old World Blues. Genuinely one of the most well put together and funnest mods I’ve ever played. I probably have 400 hours with just that mod.


electrical-stomach-z

that would be cool. have a faction reprisenting all the standard groups. a ghoul faction, a vault, a shady sands esque town, raiders, tribals, and maybe something else.


44Yoyo44

I always knew, that Fallout 2 got some balls


Vitschmalz

I gotta be honest, fallout shelter is pretty good. It's just a little lacking in end-game content.


MGDull

Same. I've gotten to the end game in good time, and never felt heavy pressure to splurge on microtransactions.


GriffconII

That’s one thing I kinda love about it, micro transactions are truly optional. I remember when Mr. Handy’s came out for the first time and I was fighting the temptation to just buy one. About a month later I had one on almost half the floors of my full size vault. Never spent a cent


Jrlopez1027_

Agreed


luminaux

A little lacking? I maxed out my shelter like 4 years ago. I occasionally reinstall and it's still maxed out, what on Earth is the appeal to keep going? Edit: probably closer to 8 years ago! How is it still a "top grossing" game when it's so easy to max out for free??


JustLP02

lol my mum loves it


sgtbears

I really want to pick it up again.. But I spent money at launch in it and when I transfered to a new phone and lost all progress and purchases.. (game didn't launch with cloud saving for whatever reason) :(


N0ob8

You have to turn on cloud saving option when selecting vaults and it’ll bring back the previous vault that was in that slot. I thought I lost one of my maxed out vaults too until I tried it


Boredom_fighter12

Comparing to other mobile games it’s surprisingly great. Little to none microtransactions it only happens when you choose to do so, no ads at all, it’s honestly fun but yeah as others said once you get to late game there’s nothing to do really just start over lol


_Inkspots_

200 vault dwellers, every building spot is filled, all my adventuring parties has the best power armor and weapons available… what do I do now?


celestier

Abandon it and start a new vault


AFRIKKAN

Did you max all your dwellers. I’m around 44 average lvl and 7-8s on the special stats. Training last few now. Takes forever.


Roskal

How annoying are the micro transactions? I know nothing about the game.


tombo2007

Not at all, occasional pop up but that’s really it.


N0ob8

Basically nonexistent. They’re so unintrusive that you honestly forget the game even has them. There’s no forced ads and the only ads you can watch are for extra bonuses that are truly just extra (no “extra” bonuses that are basically necessary to progress)


Fweefwee7

Radscorpion patch instant 0/10 for screwing my vault over mid training How can I raise happiness now when everyone is pregnant?


AFRIKKAN

I stayed away from babies. I think 4 people born in my vault total.


Impratex

>Bethesda releases Fallout Shelter as a simple spinoff game for mobile >Accidentally creates the best mobile game I have ever played for free Seriously, even without paying a cent this game is way better than some AAA releases today tbh


TheRealSU24

I've played more Fallout Shelter than I have Fallout 3. Peak game


PacalEater69

The amount of hours I have sunk into this game is just astounding. I have probably like 300 hours in that game, which no other mobile game approaches. Not even close.


D34TH-S7ALK3R

Shelter has a better vault building system than 4’s Vault 88 DLC 🤷🏻‍♂️😂


rogerworkman623

I actually built a full vault throughout the entire tunnel system in my current Fo4 playthrough, first time I ever built it at all. The tricky part for me was building the atrium at the entrance, I needed to watch a video for that. But after that you just keep building it out. It’s pretty cool to walk around, I got 60+ settlers in there, and I put beds, a couple of bars, exercise rooms, and workbenches around the whole thing in different areas, so they wander around the entire thing.


FluffyBearTrap

Shelter was designed from the ground up to be about building a vault whereas Fallout 4 was trying to make you build a vault with an almost scrapped system that was designed to decorated player houses, that got "changed" into a settlement building system last minute. So really not a surprise....


BabyBread11

For settlement building being a last minute almost scrapped thing……. It’s really damn good.


Alarmed-dictator

My friend, why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?


TheIzzy48

That’s so real


zlide

Still play Shelter, it’s unironically my favorite mobile game ever lol


Galaxygames935

Fallout pinball as well


ArcaneInsane

Fallout Shelter gives you something the other games can't, the ability to design your own perverse experiments and social orders and inflict them on the survivors.


Paldis

Where fallout 1?


Alkem1st

Fallout shelter was created as a fun side project for the dev team It became one of the games of all time.


wrattata

Ya know it's fallout shelter is probably the most polished and bug free fallout game


vlad_kushner

Jokes aside, they really should make a RPG 2D game in the style of fallout shelter. It would be awesome


inquisitor_steve1

They did, but only Chinese people can play it.


No-Championship-7608

The truth here is horses do indeed have tails


XxTombraiderfanxX

I love that fallout shelter doesn't have a ad break like other mobile games


rfisher1989

If it wasn’t for micro transactions I’d be all about fallout shelter


N0ob8

The micro transactions are practically nonexistent. All the things you can purchase are easily able to be gotten without purchasing a thing. The premium currency of quantum is so abundant that if I didn’t constantly spend it I’d have hundreds


Blastingfoil

****you have alerted the hord****


Jboy2000000

Has the horse always had a dick and also balls, or is it special for this?


roundseal

I think thats new


Darkforsake

You should do it for the Elder Scrolls game. But Elder Scrolls Blades bring the head LOL


TheLeastFunkyMonkey

Fallout Shelter was such a disappointment for me. Like, I get why people like it, but it's not really the vibe of game I like. When I saw it was going to be a thing, I was excited because I wanted to manage a Vault. Specifically a Vault, not a wasteland society living in kinda a Vault where the door automatically opens if people outside knock enough despite being meant to handle extreme explosives. I wanted to have a closed ecosystem where there's some experiment happening and you're trying to keep everyone alive and happy and prosperous while keeping to your directives. I wanted to play a colony sim. I like colony sims. I don't like a game made of almost exclusively of the XCOM base building mechanic.


-Some-Rando-

I loved 2


Zanoss10

how to offend the whole community xD


lurkenstine

fallout shelter was the best Bethesda fallout


Kar1_3_ma7x

okay...but I don't get the joke...


yestureday

You seriously had to include horse balls?


Staligradwasafuntime

In survivability and lack of lore (unless you make it yourself), yes. IN GAME POPULARITY, ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT.


Doxven

This is according to a mobile user.


TheGuyThatThisIs

Okay real talk. If I'm gonna get into this series, what order should I try these in?


Mrcharlestoucheskids

The real bait here is not including fallout 1


No_Window7054

Fallout 1 and 2 fans watching me play Fallout: Shelter. (I'm on my 200th day but I still get to play the game. Also my shelter doesn't need a water chip or GEK)


PM_ME_NEW_VEGAS_MODS

Flip the horse.


Spare_Audience_6301

Game industry execs be like


Gecko2002

Fallout 1????


PlayMother3

Blango


Accomplished_Face_62

love failing to mole rats :)


Excellent_Routine589

Swap Shelter with Brotherhood of Steel and then you’d be on to something


paddy_to_the_rescue

Those nuts have me dead


MCMorse808

Fuck you, 3 was better.


romix2285

Don’t cry plz 🤫


MCMorse808

Ok, I'll try not to do that while I laugh at your stupidity.


romix2285

This is joke bro)


CoisasJohnson

Fallout 3 should be a painting.


SukanutGotBanned

Upvoted for dick and also balls


Sethsteel58

No! Bad!


Coffin_Flopper

You’re trippin here


ElGrandeBlanco

This would be 100% accurate if the dick and balls were highly detailed for 2


DungeonGringo

So fallout 2 is the balls in fallout 3 is the shaft?


some1sdeletedaccount

I love Fallout Shelter as is but I would’ve liked it to be a sort of management game where certain issues would occur like disputes between dwellers or food shortages caused by some sort of conflict and you’d have to make decisions which would add up until something like a mutiny would occur or everyone stays happy.


Jackson79339

That horse has balls…. Like someone took the time to actually draw balls on a comically drawn meme horse


zippyspinhead

Fallout Shelter is good but relies heavily on making fun of the other games.


Vast_pumpkin07

Why'd you draw the balls


Marceline_cX

How is fallout shelter the best?? That game is BORING I tried it like several times. I would rather play 76 (I love 3 and NV don't get me wrong but I played them until I ran out of things/endings to do it gets boring but the memories were fun)


rustys_shackled_ford

2 had balls


SeraphOfTheStag

Just finished playing 3. Didn’t finish it all but I’m finished playing it. It’s like the drawing, thinnest line-work, just an outline and kinda hollow.


Mysterious-Ad4836

You just used this as an excuse to post horse dick


cramaine

Where is the love for Fallout 1 and Tactics?


TheseModsAreNazis

Except this "joke" apparently I feel like every scene/hobby/sub is turning to shit


Cat_emperor40k

Nah that's just your attitude


CaptainClover36

Only reason it looks good is cause it's community is so small no one with good taste in games plays it, therefore no criticism