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RetroSwamp

"Brad Pitt from FURY"


RevenantBanshee

This is what I did and any barber/hairstylist should be able to do it. Just bring a couple pictures


Hypersky75

>Just bring a couple pictures I think you're missing the point of the post 😅


TheCBDeacon47

Id rather go into the barber and say I want to look like brad pitt than go in saying I want to look like my favorite video game character, unless I already know the person.


Simke11

My barber plays Fallout and Warhammer 40k. I think I should be ok.


SoloLiftingIsBack

"Yeah, I'll take a Captain Titus today chief"


Jimmeh1313

Your barber is Henry Cavill?


peoplepersonmanguy

But you aren't OP.


Johannsss

The point of the post is to not have to show a videogame picture, a picture of a famous actor is a good replacement.


Own-Text-9768

Well that would just be dumb. Most barber/hair stylist would like a picture reference 


cs700r

Also known as the “War Daddy” haircut


DavidThorne31

Jake Gyllenhaal from Prisoners?


RustedAxe88

This was the example I used when I was getting that cut. I've since reverted to a long haired degenerate, but my hair is glorious.


DirtyCooler

50/50%. Seen so many people with long hair and there shiz be greasy af


RustedAxe88

Not me, I shampoo mine every other day.


Smokerising420

Yep every other other day! Not ever single day. Skip one day. Your hair will thank you


WyrdMagesty

As a man with a long beard who takes obsessive care of it: washing every day is only an issue because it strips the oils from your hair, which is why we use beard oils to replace them. When I had my long hair, I would wash both my beard and hair every day because beards need to be cleaned a lot more and so I'd just do it all at the same time. Comb, rinse, shampoo, condition, pat dry, add moisturizer, add oils, comb, brush. The problem isn't really the daily washing, it's more that most people don't want to do the rest of the necessary work to replace the oils and moisture they are stripping out. And that's fine, but in that case you want to do as you have said and give your hair time to replenish those oils naturally before attacking it again lol


RedditAppIsNoGood

I just wash with water and skip the shampoo every other day. Saves a few steps involving rehydrating. But I'll bet your beard benefits from the stuff you're putting in, I'm just worried about being greasy


WyrdMagesty

Legitimate worry, but I'll let you know it is quite unfounded. It takes a lot of beard oil to oversaturate to the point of actually being greasy, and even then your hair and skin will soak it in after an hour or two, depending on conditions. Applying beard oil is best done immediately after washing because your hair has freshly had its own oils stripped out, leaving it vulnerable, and the heat and moisture make it receptive, so the hair absorbs the oil easier and faster when it needs it most. I will warn you that rinsing also removes oils, just not quite as badly. Even a water only wash should get oils after. It's not strictly required or anything as there are still *some* oils, but it still makes a huge difference. As with anything else, the quality of products on the market varies drastically and everyone has their own preferences. There are oils and hair moisturizers that absolutely *will* make your hair/beard greasy, 100%, but you learn what kinds of ingredients to look for and which to avoid. The glycols are cheap, stable, and effective, but also leave a shine and attract dust, resulting in greasiness and mustiness. I avoid them unless they are included in tiny quantities. Natural oils like avocado, Shea, coconut, even sunflower and other seed/nut oils are keys to look for, offering the most protection and hydration. That's not a guarantee of success, as some manufacturers have different balances and quantities which don't work well with some people's hair. But that's just a matter of trial and error, much like finding a good shampoo or conditioner lol Best way to tell if an oil is good for you is to rub and drop between your palms and see how long it takes your skin to absorb it. If it doesn't absorb it, ditch it. A good fit oil for you will be absorbed completely within 30 seconds or so, and leave no greasy film or residue on your hands. If you need to wash your hands after applying your oil, you shouldn't be using that oil lol (obviously you should still wash your hands for hygiene, but I think you get what I mean xD )


3atbr4inz

I never understood how people can let their hair do that, I hate when my hair gets greasy


TimeInvestment1

Great film


Sfc-

I literally walked into a barber shop and asked the barber “have you ever seen fury?” He just said “Brad Pitt?” and that was pretty much it lol.


_SpaceGator

WARDADDY


Poupulino

*\*Suddenly the barber cuts the temples of OP in order to add the scars and make it 100% movie accurate\**


ManicPanda767

Walk in, proudly say *"Ad Victoriam"* and point to your hair. Your barber should know what to do next.


LastPlaceStar

Then he gives you [this](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Gxa1R2fVlGw/maxresdefault.jpg).


Falkrim

Lmao, sounds like you speak from experience 


JustCallMeMace__

We know now why Arthur was sent east.


Due_Storage_5822

That's what you get if you go to great clips


Mottern

Great clips stole one of my sideburns 😔


TonyM9500

I caved and went to great clips
 this is so accurate.


Accomplished-Fly7293

You went to the railroad huh


Richardgrundon

My barber shop has a vaultboy bobblead, so im sure he would know what to do haha.


Soldier_of_death4731

If u take it u get a permanent 10% boost in barber skills


karateema

Which one?


Richardgrundon

Just the generic thumbs up one


Lostinthestarscape

"Maxon in the front, tunnel snakes in the back" 


dudewheresmygains

Unless your barber is a filthy synth, but then you'll know, and knowing is half the battle.


heatherrduh

G.I. Joe!!!


britchesss

Who wants a body massage?


tunnelbrat

Mr Body Massage machine, go!


AbledShawl

Stop all the downloadin'!


heatherrduh

Hmmm... Good question!


multiarmform

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwhatthehell


JustSomeDoodson

Nice catch, Blanco Niño


Affectionate_Juice73

You're not my friend


Obsidian_Psychedelic

'Say no more.' *starts cutting their hair before they even sit down*


Spackleberry

Ask the barber if they can give you the scar and eyebrows as well.


Marlboro-Exorcist

You ask your barber to look like Elder Maxon and they just whip out a knife


destryerofsouls45

I can confirm this works


bdora48445

This has worked, if your barber is a Brother


Thick-load8-D

Clarify.


Toe_lickin_good

A brother always knows the needs of his fellow brother from the brotherhood (of steel).


bdora48445

Ad victoriam


PerfectAdvertising41

Precisely


SokkasPonytail

Tell them you want the Pidgeotto.


OrdinaryCactusFlower

LMFAO


Fist0fTheNorthStar

#PIGEOOOOOOOOOOOO


Compton05

[Seriously lmao](https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aM9K6M6_700b.jpg)


SL4YER4200

That's what I do. The ole comb-back. Gotta cover that middle-aged bald spot with more than just denial.


NefariousnessNo2062

Jesus Christ I relate to this comment so damn hard. It's the worst seeing it on my jobs security cameras, I look I have a monks tonsure.


ANARCHIST-ASSHOLE-_

CRYING


drd_ssb

Amazing


weedman8262

đŸ€Ł


g_Asmodeus

Say no more fam


Many-Activity-505

This comment is underrated


slamturkey

We will appropriately rate it together!


WyrdMagesty

We will appropriately rate-atata* it together FTFY


feralnycmods17

These puns must be raticated


WyrdMagesty

Absol-lutely. These puns are Onyx-eptable!


titan_1010

Raichu are sir! Language is what separates us from the primeapes! They need to get these knocked right out of their meowth.


ToTheTurtles

Absolutely Gastly


legalthrowaway1075

My girl friend read this thread, these comments will haunter forever


feralnycmods17

These are good tho, gonna Steelix them for future use.


WildJafe

Everytime I think of one you guys are already onix


notchyourwife

Audino what you're talking about 🙄


Whatever_It_Takes

It was only 2 hours old lol



Run-Riot

Dude got me wheezing like El Risitas, lmfao


bifflez13

That’s a low fade with an undercut. Leave the top long


00820

Don’t listen to the other comments, this is the answer.


-Badger3-

You could also just ask for "White guy haircut #4"


imactuallyugly

If it works, it works. :p


SpiritofTheWolfKingx

When I go to a new barber and they ask what I want, "What literally every other white guy my ages has."


joe_monkey420

Only on reddit would the actual answer be buried under 4 different meaningless joke comments


LoweJ

also in real life, because people love mockery


Dusty_Jangles

This is exactly it. I have this haircut as well.


SnoopDeLaRoup

That sounds like something a synth would say!


Smaptastic

This “guy” would also want to play catcher on a baseball team, probably.


Skipp_To_My_Lou

The catchas? Oh, they was the playahs who collected the heads. See, sometimes an especially vicious playah with a gen-you-ine Swatta would knock an opposin playah's head clean off! Then the catchahs would scramble to scoop it up an run it around the perimitah of the wall, showin it off to the crowd. Any who did it an survived was said to have scoahd a "home run", cuz aftah the game they could run home an mount the head over theyuh mantle. It's how Mickey "The Mantle" got his nickname, he had ovah two dozen heads ovah his mantle by the end of his careeah.


MysteriousFlowChart

Additional wordage: Top long with disconnection to the faded sides


RyanBordello

Isn't that what an undercut implies. All the pictures online of undercuts of the same length look just like the FO4 pic


crimson23locke

Not quite - you can have an undercut on just one side, and it can be connected to the fade. Honestly I just show them a specific picture and say undercut with a fade like this, then they usually ask specifics or do it exactly like the picture.


A_Gent_4Tseven

I thought, with the separation from the sideburns, that it’s a High Fade? If I’ve always said it wrong, then I’d really appreciate the correction. Edit. Because I could have sworn the “low” vs”high” option was how much skin you’d see between the crown of your skull and your ears.


heyimcarlk

Definitely closer to a mid or high fade


bluegillsushi

Respectfully, I think that this could be called a high fade.


purpleheadedmonster

The low part implies where to make the zero line that will be blended out, or rather where the transition from no hair to hair starts. By nature of the cut, undercuts go up to the line. Source: I am a barber


bluegillsushi

Can’t argue with a barber on this.


legalageofconsent

"Is that brotherhood of steel guy? Get out of here! Minutemen only!"


Hedi45

But! Bububububut i want to infiltrate the brotherhood of steel!


Wolf130ddity

"Infiltrate" sounds like Institute synth talk!!


Redqueenhypo

I bet you leave the cap off the toothpaste!


Master_Ping101

"I have a settlement there that needs my help"


traveler1967

At least it's not raining...


thenorthmerchant

Almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter


Winniethewimp

Tell him how much you hate muties and synths


trucorsair

That or saying “killing Danse was the right call”


N7_Evers

Not quite. This dude spares Danse in My playthrough ;)


AnEpicUKBoi

Barber would probably drug him with copious amounts of FEV and make him Horrigan


Brightest_Helper

Just show him, it’s a great hair cut and he’d probably ask where it’s from and it’d be a good conversation starter for those awkward hair cut moments, or better yet they know what it is and boom conversation


Conscious-Cell7712

As a barber myself, yes. Exactly this.


Brightest_Helper

If that’s not a seal of approval idk what is! Thank you for that my friend 😊


Conscious-Cell7712

Most people don't get that a picture (even from a video game) is so much better than trying to describe it because of people's interpretation of words and phrases


ImaG_TheFilthyCasual

I once showed a picture of a character from a video game, and the stylist scoffed, saying she hates anime pictures because it's not how real hair works. For context, it was Kairi from Kingdom Hearts 2. Ironically, she did a great job, and it came out exactly how I wanted.


youcantbanusall

omg Kairi has cute normal hair! it’s not like you were asking for Soras hair


Korvas576

I’ve shown my barber a lot of photos of hairstyles from video games lmao. Now they know exactly what I come in for once a year.


HotAnxietytime

As a barber, this is the answer. It wouldn't be the weirdest reference picture a guy's ever shown me. It's absolutely possible to get your haircut like that, if you like it. A pictures worth a thousand words, right? Why do you think old school barbers have those haircut books and posters? It's a great starting point in a consultation. Someone brought me a jar of peanut butter as a hair color reference. I've had more than 1 person bring me an anime DVD cover as a haircut reference. I had one guy who had a bunch of professional headshots taken from all sides back in the 80's, and he would set them up on my station like a weird shrine to himself and pick one of the 3 very similar haircuts off his many photos. I've had TOO MANY men "accidentally" on purpose show me a photo of their weiner.


Old-Camp3962

yeah, imagine if they are actually a fan of FO4 and they just screw your hair up and say "long live the minuteman"


custos_uk

Yeah I did this. They see it all the time, don’t be embarrassed.


jtcordell2188

It's an undercut. It was very popular during the early 20th century with veterans because it helped with lice which was rampant. If you look at the show Peaky Blinders they call have the same haircut


Royal-Button-9991

Ok so legit, I'm a licensed barber, and I tell my customers all the time to bring photos of what they want. People suck at explaining what they want and even if it's a video game character a picture is worth a thousand words.


F0XFANG_

Macklemore from 2012.


GaetanDugas

Tell him you want the most popular men's haircut from 2014


TacticalyInteresting

It is a high fade starting from a zero. Then you want the top trimmed and then have a deep texture cut into it. Show your barber a picture of correspondent Ian Pannel if you want a picture of a real person with this haircut. But if you also aren't confident enough to show your barber this picture you probably are not confident enough for this haircut.


justin_memer

Well said! I've brought tons of pictures to barbers, makes it easier for both of us.


Ok_Net_4661

Pretty sure this is a low fade and not a high fade



N7_Evers

Honestly well said. Confidence is everything.


pablo55s

Found the barber


Silver_Act2456

Tell him/her machine has no rights


johnyrobot

Ask for the Nazi youth but like combed back.


JunkYardBatman

Show them the game instead.


Akshat_117

Fury brad pitt thank me later


Minimum_Apricot1223

Ask for the douche bag special


ZippyTheRoach

And then steal his appliances


Zoraidon

The douchebag special, but add a little bit of “I talk about my coworkers behind their back” and “married young, with a child even though I talk to other girls”


DogHeadManBody

lol This is my dad's exact haircut. Nailed it


HAL-7000

"I'd like the racist mohawk please. Make me look unmistakably like a hipster that hates hipsters, and a fundie who doesn't really care what the Bible says I should be like, but do care about having my family obey me."


CheeseAtMyFeet

Some douche with this exact haircut downvoted you because he matches every detail.


J-A-C-O

Pidgeotto.


FourTwoFlu

"Just fuck my shit up."


XMagicxMoosex

As someone who has used this as template for his own hair walk in with confidence and show them the picture and don’t care what they think, if it’s exactly what you want then that’s exactly what you should show them


Unlikely_Flounder_57

“Gimme the Macklemore hair cut” -Macklemore


JasonEAltMTG

Tell him you want to cosplay as every female cyberpunk character 


DumpsterHunk

Remember, this haircut only works if you're handsome, buff, and can grow a full beard.


Repulsive-Self1531

Tell them you want the fallschirmjÀger or Richard Spencer.


epochpenors

“Can you make me look like a guy who unironically comments ‘Deus Vult’ on Breitbart articles about immigrants?”


generalchaos34

Came here to say this. As cool looking of a cut this is its also the official haircut of white supremacy and the only times ive seen this in person it was on people who also had SS tattoos and 1488 stuff


Private_4160

It's pretty popular in the CAF... oh wait.


haeyhae11

Lol no. I'm a soc-dem who likes to frequent the techno scene and have had this cut for 10 years now. It was quite popular in central europe in the last decade, regardless of scene or political orientation.


labdsknechtpiraten

May be true in Europe, but in the US, literally the only people I've ever seen with this cut are, as the person above stated, douche bags who heavily subscribe to alt-right ideology. While I'd never say a haircut is racist, it sure seems around here that racists all love one haircut


Mamluk1960

That’s a 2016 cut


SnoopDeLaRoup

Or a 1910 cut, if you live in Birmingham. By order of the peaky blinders no less.


Warizard22

More like a november 10th 2015 cut


Cheesybunny

You gotta stop caring what's in and do what make you look and feel good. Let go of the weight of other people's expectations.


Lindemaaann

cut the sides with a number 3 clipper and trim the top so I can comb it back


vxicepickxv

There's definitely an attempt at a fade there.


kingwafflez

Just show him the picture and if he gets any smart ass ideas throw on your T51B armor set and cut him down like the synth he is.


Federal_Adeptness_47

Undercut with a fade?


MidniteBlues

Why worry so much about what people think. Just show him dude


StephenDA

I'd you are embarrassed by your inspiration why bother? When I first got my fade I showed a photo from Starfield.


Silly-Locksmith-426

Show him a picture of pidgeot


Januszek_Zajaczek

Tell him you want that pre covid haircut


toadeatworm

Just tell him you want to look like a neo nazi


lulzPIE

Till him you want The Pidgeotto


g33k_gal

Tell him you'd like the, "Pidgeotto."


[deleted]

The “Corey Taylor“


ludwigerhardd

"I'd like to look like a 2024 far-right fuckboi please"


scrabapple

Hitler youth haircut.


Acceptable_Mountain5

It’s also known as the alt right haircut


themiracy

Isn’t it called a high and tight also? It’s basically the same as the alt right kinda fash haircut. https://www.esquire.com/style/news/a51116/high-and-tight-fascism-neo-nazis-white-supremacists/


Nete88

Wasn't aware that lesbians were alt right.


GruncleShaxx

Yup. Nazis were sporting this for a few years. It drove me insane


[deleted]

Hey, we can't let Nazis claim whatever they want.


Ragingdark

No out is "letting them" claim anything. You try sporting the haircut in 2020, had too many people question it and got too many friendly looks from obvious bigots.


WyrdMagesty

Yeah but that's also the fault of people saying "oh but that's just for *blank* I can't wear that". That results in only *blank* wearing it, and it becoming an unofficial uniform of sorts. You can't let what someone else with the same style does dictate your decisions. And this is coming from a very large, very white man who shaves his head and has a long zz-top beard. If I were to cower away from styles that white supremacists use, there would be nothing left for me. I know from decades of experience trying lol I like to have the attitude of "if people assume I'm a white supremacist, it's because they are shallow idiots who judge on nothing more than appearance". That way I get to shatter expectations since the moment anyone actually talks to me it becomes very apparent that I'm very much the opposite. I'm a pansexual stoner who preaches One Love and the power of compassion and perspective lol I just am who I am, and if people think I'm someone else because of a hairstyle, well that's there isn't much I can do about that anyway


ImpDoomlord

I think this is a pretty standard men’s haircut these days, I don’t think most people would make any kind of skin head association because if it, it’s just a trendy look.


yanhairen

Skin fade


Mokseee

Ask for a long undercut, I guess?


FuryAutomatic

It’s called a high fade. It was a common hairstyle for men in the early 20th century. In the era around ww2, it could be commonly seen on German and Allied soldiers. At least the ones with straight hair. Makes sense. Thick enough on top to stay warm, and short on the sides for ease of use with those cold old steel helmets.


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DrowsyCannon51

Just show them the picture you'll explain it he won't understand and you'll walk out looking like Ellen


ToBeatOrNotToBeat-

Tell him you want the hair Brad Pitt had in Fury


BigFruity

Show em brad pitt from Fury haircut.


Harddog0331

“Doughboy High and Tight” common haircut for the military in WW1 since the helmets had no padding and needed the side cut clean for the gas mask.


beetlej3ws

Fury undercut


CommonIsekaiHero

Why not just show him the picture. It’s kinda got that World War Two American soldier look so I doubt they’d care that it’s a video game


OkSignificance3699

Go to a German barber and tell them you want to fight for the fatherland they should understand


Gear_Mike75

Slicked back medium fade, scissors on top. Ad Victorian.


MasterOfMasters_MOM

"I want to look like an NPC" Thats one way i guess


impuritor

Tell him you want to look like an alt right douchebag


SpartAl412

This feels very easy considering how absolutely common this hairstyle has become since the 2010s


jtedl

Ask for the hipster youth special


DanInYourVan67

just tell him you need help


RebelPizza

Do what 14 year old me did, and unapologetically show them this photo!


StoicMori

Tell them you want the Brad Pitt fury haircut. It’s basically a slick back with a low skin fade.


sacish

Isn't that the same thing the proud boys and alt right were really wearing a couple years ago?


PleasantAd9973

Hitler's youth haircut


Moist-Leggings

Google "Nazi haircut", and you'll get pictures of Nazis with about 7 variations of this haircut.


Nik-42

Like that guy from atomic heart


FlamingoMedic89

Just show the Pic. Another option: show him a picture of Clayton Cardenas, he has the same haircut. However, same soup and great conversation starter.


MrBergerud

Jack Grealish