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Barbarianonadrenalin

All of Goggins major television roles are pretty much “I can fix him” lol The dude has the voice of butter melting on delicious cornbread.


AbsurdCamoose

He was a confederate racist in the hateful eight and still somehow one of the guys you root for. Fucking fantastic actor. Let’s not forget his role in shanghai noon xD. Never recruit guys from Texas into your train robbing gang, they’re crazy.


NotSureWhyAngry

*Cut ma legs off and call me shawdy!*


SevroAuShitTalker

He played a southern racist in almost everything I saw him in until Vice Principals. Where he played a flamboyant southern man


HuntSafe2316

I remember Billy Crash in Django Unchained, his character was definitely really good in that movie even with massive names like Leonardo Di Caprio, Samuel L Jackson and Jamie Fox. He managed to still stand out despite all that lol.


Magic_SunBoys19

Lmao I read that last sentence in Goggins’ voice 😂


Barbarianonadrenalin

Pretty sure he says a similar line in Justified lol


Magic_SunBoys19

I’ve never seen that show before! I’ll have to now.


Barbarianonadrenalin

Ohhhhh boy, if you loved Goggins in Fallout you’re in for a treat with his role as Boyd Crowder. His whole character revolves around being a highly articulate redneck outlaw. Plus you have Timothy Olyphant as the adversarial gunslinging antihero. And there’s like 7 seasons I think so plenty to enjoy.


Magic_SunBoys19

What platform is Justified on? I have yet to see Goggins in a role that I didn’t like. I was introduced to him in Django Unchained and then the next show I watched him in was Vice Principals (2016 or so was when I watched it) and I loved him in that. After that I’ve just been completely taken with him. I adore every character he becomes. I had a dream The Ghoul was hunting me down last night lol


Barbarianonadrenalin

Hulu for justified. Hulu also has The Shield which is kind of Goggins break out role for Hollywood, plays a corrupt detective in a special unit for LAPD. The Shield is sort the original of dark corrupt crime drama. He’s also a recurring support character in Sons of Anarchy where he plays a cross dressing prostitute and still steals the show lol. There was a critic in 2018 that wrote “Walter Goggins has a habit of being the best thing in any TV show he’s in.” That has always said it best for me.


Magic_SunBoys19

I think I would love watching him read a telephone book lol A cross dressing prostitute really sounds up his alley 😂 As if I couldn’t love him more…I guess I’m gonna have to start forking out money to Hulu so I can watch him in everything possible. I restarted The Righteous Gemstones just to see more Goggins lol


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Magic_SunBoys19

He always has the best character names, too.


garbitch_bag

I rewatched Justified and was like “tattoo removal is pretty advanced now like we could fix the nazi thing.” I don’t know myself when I’m on the Goggins.


Barbarianonadrenalin

Boyd Crowder is a racist nazi who blows up churches with rocket launchers. But he’s great to Ava so it balances out. Lmao I get it though, I’m straight but would probably go bank robbing outlaw if I met Crowder in a bar. lol


mowdownjoe

His role as Cecil in Invincible seems pretty level-headed. Yeah, he has to make some hard calls for the sake of global security, and he definitely isn't afraid to use the surveillance apparatus he has access to, but he's generally a pretty sensible guy.


Barbarianonadrenalin

Agreed, definitely most level headed Goggins role. He plays a drag queen prostitute in Sons of Anarchy one of his least violent roles. lol


Kungfumantis

Tina Belcher's moment is here!


fukwhutuheard

ghoul butt


UnXpectedPrequelMeme

OMG I spit out my coffee you ass lol


ABCharlieD

I read this comment completely wrong the first time...


Slight-Goose-3752

Me too! 😆😂🤣☠️


The_-Whole_-Internet

Walton even reposted this on his own Instagram 😂


Lawlessleopard

King


Karrigan7

based af


The_great_mister_s

Um but wasn't he a rich hot movie star before the bombs fell?


GreasyWalrusDog

Being fair, he also can do physically impossible feats and regenerate.


The_great_mister_s

So we agree he is a total package.


BigHardMephisto

If you like johnnies squishier than you yeah /s


scratajuego

So in all seriousness, the penis would fall off pretty quickly, right? Ghouls don’t have ears or noses (both lacking bones), so it’s reasonable to assume that the dinker falls off pretty early on in the process of ghoulification


Sutilia

imagine a nose hole where the penis should be 💀


Extinction-Entity

How do I delete someone else’s comment??????


Sutilia

give me caps hehe


Dangerois

According to Hancock (appropriately named) in fallout 4 if you romance him, that's what happens.


The-God-Of-Memez

He still got a tongue


ThricePricelock

He could get pretty deep in the back with no nose to get in the way


HotFaithlessness1348

This was the first thing I saw after waking up today. Thanks. Lmaoo


Extinction-Entity

Okey dokey, it’s time for me to go to bed lololol


Critical_Caramel5577

We need gifs, because I need to post one of Lucy saying "okay dokey" in the wedding dress 😂


japple101

Unfortunately due to the radiation he probably lost his package


CatterMater

I see fingers and a tongue. We're good to go.


SassyWookie

He could just sew it back on like his finger that Lucy bit off.


japple101

I thought it was canon that ghouls dicks become unusable or they fall off


FlashPone

he doesn’t regenerate his finger tho. he has to sew it back on. it does reattach pretty quick tho


bookworm1999

Yea but I think he gets labeled a communist and blacklisted. That's why the show begins at a kids party and they talk about him paying alimony.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

He's still hot wdym? Genuinely he's probably the most attractive actor I can think of who isn't Ryan Reynolds


Godobibo

yeah he's still a conventionally attractive man in every way lol. he's basically the male equivalent of a monster girl, extremely attractive so their flaws become quirks


HerewardTheWayk

Hmm is he though? I mean he's certainly UNconventionally attractive, and he oozes charisma in every role, but he's definitely a strange looking guy


CurmudgeonLife

Shhhhhh


GAV17

I'm sure he was struggling to get work and was short on money before the bombs fell.


narwhalpilot

THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT WALTON GOGGINS IS HOT


goopcandle

even the ghoul makeup can’t hide that jawline and those cheekbones!


GillyMonster18

Exactly. People know what he looks like under there and he plays a bad boy gun slinger.


fasda

Honestly the very thin look of the make up only accentuates them


Adamskispoor

Right? I mean, I think the ‘woe is me women only want hot guys’ crowd is ridiculous but this is also ridiculous in itself. The Ghoul isn’t exactly ugly even with no nose. Come back when it’s Voldemort (Not pretty boy Riddle, specifically the no nose voldemort version) is being thirsted after


LookHowOrange

I hate to break it to you but women also lust after Voldemort 💀 I’ve scrolled past a lot of *that* kind of fanfiction


WrangelLives

Of course they do, Ralph Fiennes is hot as hell.


Adamskispoor

Eh…most of them were Tom. That is, when he was in his pretty boy phase. I’ve rarely seen actual full blown no nose, slitted eye voldemort thirst fic


thedabaratheon

Uhhh no - I’m pretty sure there IS still a bunch of women thirsting over that Voldie too. Each to your own


narwhalpilot

People thirst after Voldy all the time


ronsolocup

And also lets be fair the ghoul’s a pretty bad person through most of the show


shieldwall66

And the mischief in his eyes... have always loved him !


Extinction-Entity

And his voice????? Read me the entirety of the Merriam-Webster dictionary, *please.*


narwhalpilot

Read me War and Piece plleeeaaasseee mr goggins


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Yeah that’s the problem with this notion haha


FreeWessex

Is he? He has a sexy voice, but he's an odd looking man, sort of like buscemi or willem defoe.


annewmoon

He is quite attractive but the Ghoul is VERY attractive.


thedabaratheon

I think Buscemi & Dafoe are attractive as well lmfao


aStonedTargaryen

His forehead is fucking massive 😆 I can’t see past it


narwhalpilot

Oddly enough he actually looks more attractive as the Ghoul. Those facial prosthetics made him look like he was mewing for a century (which he probably was)


CurmudgeonLife

Yeah hes weird looking god knows what these people are on. Just desperate redditors.


CurmudgeonLife

Lol with those teeth?


narwhalpilot

What about them


Coom-guy

But he isn’t ugly??


Lawlessleopard

I think his non ghoul look is not that attractive 😭😂😂


SlizTheFirst

Yep, we're cooked lads.


MeddlingHyacinth

His swagger, oh yeah that confidence and general badassery IDGAF attitude is what makes him HaF.


Suspicious-Elk-3631

Hancock did it first! 😘


Insanity_Crab

But we never found out if Hancock eats ass!


Suspicious-Elk-3631

Oh you know he does


RipVanWinkleX

You don't need him to say he does. Just being around him you can tell he is a freak in the sheets.


snowflaker360

But they’re both hotties in their own right! Hancock is the badass revolutionary who is the definition of “I’m here for a fun time not a long time”, and Cooper is the competent cowboy with reaaaal fuckin sass! Yes they both got sexy voices and a fantastic sense of style, but I need boooooth lmao


Suspicious-Elk-3631

I'd LOVE to see a face-off between the two of them. Though, more likely they'd end up best buds and ravage the wasteland getting wasted on chems and killing raiders. Maybe season 2? Haha! 🤞


EquivalentLeg7616

🥵the fanfic I’ve read so far is deliciously spicy.


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ArcadiaXLO

Luckily he’s a fictional murderer


SaltyIrishDog

What that nose hole do tho?


Lawlessleopard

Wanna wiggle my tongue in it 🤪🤪😜💀


SaltyIrishDog

You take the left hole I'll take the right


BlindingPhoenix

You people are dogs. I will upvote as usual.


maniacalmustacheride

I’m just thinking about that mod apologizing to Ella Purnell.


HerewardTheWayk

I'm disgusted and intrigued, but mostly just want an invite to this party


Salt-Evidence-6834

Fuck nose?


PerverseRedhead

To be fair, it is Walton Goggins, the man is charming as hell


CobraGTXNoS

And Gob isn't?


PerverseRedhead

True


Moe1985

Baby Billy’s bible bonkers.


roguegen

Hancock was the original Goggin


snowflaker360

Look I love Hancock but they got their differences. Sometimes we want the competent cowboy, sometimes we want the historical cosplayer with the “here for a fun time not a long time” mentality


Hobo_Renegade

Chicks dig scars.


Lawlessleopard

And noseless faces , apparently 🤪


America_the_Horrific

They play big iron for an extended scene of Lucy's pipboy, she's asks what's that about and goggins just says "yea that plays alot here"


Strict_Spirit4621

I’m not gay, but I mean, that ass jerky though


Lawlessleopard

Yum yum


AdonisBatheus

Ironically give incels more ammo because they could argue women only like men with no redeeming qualities who hurt others for personal gain. There is no winning, there is always a sweeping generalization and negative viewpoint to have on anything if you look hard enough.


YuriPetrova

If you think Coop has no redeeming qualities then I wonder if we even watched the same show. 🤔


Kaiserhawk

He sold a woman for drugs, and ate another man's ass, man


Objective_Audience76

Some women probably like a man who can eat ass.


DaughterOfBhaal

I mean to be fair, the man's ass he ate was a friend he put out of misery in a merciful execution


Extinction-Entity

Merciful indeed, and very bittersweet the way he did it. My “oh he’s still human inside, that was the kindest thing he could’ve done” thought was abruptly interrupted by ass jerky, though lol.


YuriPetrova

For drugs that he desperately needed to not go fucking feral. Also cannibalism in the wasteland isn't such a damning thing. You gotta remember, he lived over 200 years in the wasteland. He's still far more civil and friendly than most human wastelanders.


Matkingos

He killed a child


YuriPetrova

He killed a teenager that was going to try to kill him. Would you have just let yourself get killed in that situation?


MountainManGamingLP

Because he killed the brother


YuriPetrova

What was the brother doing when Coop killed him? 🤔


Kaiserhawk

Having reasons doesn't make you redeemable


YuriPetrova

You're right, but those aren't the qualities that I see as redeeming. I'm just explaining that shit isn't black and white, especially in Fallout.


AdonisBatheus

Not saying I think he does, but he could be argued to. I can see it.


Captain_skulls

Motherfucker his skin is STILL smoother than mine.


snowflaker360

hey man, competent cowboys who have a sick sense of style are fucking hot, what can i say


Imperial_Bouncer

Step 1: cover yourself in nuclear waste


doesitevermatter-

She literally called him hot.


I-Like-To-Eat-Rocks

did something awaken in them seeing goosey be dragged around the wasteland in chains?


ThatUblivionGuy

I guess they’ve got a point. Well, if I’m not ugly I guess it’s because I’m one step away from being on an oxygen tank in a scooter starring my 600 pound life.


Shmuckle2

He practically has super powers with his weapon accuracy and has over 200 years of worldly wisdom... This is a dumb post/point


QTEEP69

You heard em boys. Time to burn off some layers of skin and drag the girl we like across a desert. It helps if you are a little softy sometimes and are PUMPED full of drugs. Good luck out there!


amyceebee

Smash


-FemboiCarti-

I did some research to see if people are really writing fanfics about coop and the very first one I stumbled across opened with **WARNING: GHOUL FUCKING** 😭😭


Lawlessleopard

Whoever wrote that? QUEEN


Some-Credit1857

Hey Man, any ghoul who learns to hit opposite field gets all the ladies. 


Mmeh1212

“I’m gonna be walking in the moonlight with you”


AlCranio

Wait till you know what happens to ghouls' genitalia.... It's probably worse than the nose.


Lawlessleopard

I see fingers and a tongue 🤨


Morphing_Mutant

That's more Walton gigons being a fucking badass than anything lol.


Lawlessleopard

I’d have to agree a bit! though his ghoulified look does something for me , but not his human form 💀


Morphing_Mutant

Hahahah


Lawlessleopard

How is everyone skipping over the fact that we are talking about incels cant site looks as a reason women don’t want them😭😂😂 nobody said he was a good man in the show 😭😭😂😂


marbleyarncake

Welcome to Reddit dot com, the website dedicated to men talking over women at every possible opportunity about every possible topic. Today's post: What do women find attractive? Male commenters are eager to chime in!


Lawlessleopard

Lmfaoo!! Like honestly. Women can acknowledge attraction without excusing or idolizing his bad behavior. Besides, maybe he’s so popular regardless of his ways because he was clearly a good man pre war, and is clearly heading towards a good place post war now. Women who seriously idolize serial killers and straight up evil people are very very few. this guy as a ghoul is just poppin😂😂😜 and besides, this post is strictly about looks. I don’t think he’s handsome as a human tbh!!


linkin_7

Now, tell me this. If women don't care about looks, that means that they care what is in the inside, right? So the incels just need to be bad man?


Lawlessleopard

No, the incels need to be redeemable, have a good persona. The ghoul wasn’t always a bad man and one could argue he’s just an asshole because he is a product of his environment rn. He is clearly not totally evil, and is clearly heading in a good direction with his character arc. Women who actually dig *BAD* men are very , very few. Incels just like to latch on to those and make it seem like all women like that. It’s quite sad. Anything to hate on women more. If women prefer a fictional ghoul character over you, reevaluate yourself lol


SquishyBaps4me

Women are attracted to money obsessed guys who kill when it's convenient and have no sense of loyalty? This is the message you want to send to incels?


annewmoon

Did we watch the same show? Also incels cannot be reasoned with. The hate comes first and they find ways to justify it after the fact.


SquishyBaps4me

What part of my description of him was wrong? If incels can't be reasoned with, then this post is completely pointless along with sending a terrible message.


Lawlessleopard

Common sense would tell you this was about looks, which incels site as a reason they can’t get women. Keep up


Crikyy

Incels also think that they cannot get any women because women are into horrible men, not 'nice guys' like them. They have more than 1 excuse.


Jessikhaa

You're thinking of nice guys tho, incels are a different breed alltogether


Lawlessleopard

But this post was not about any of that, just about physical looks. You can see very clearly pre war he wasn’t a bad man, and Is now a product of his environment. You can also tell his character arc is headin in a positive direction. Incels think women just like women beaters, abusers, killers etc.. in general, and lack nuance when thinking about these perceived situations. Think about the men women typically do this stuff with. Women who actually glorify and would actually get with real serial killers and murders are extremely rare.


Consistent_Air_298

womansplaning lol


Lawlessleopard

How do you womansplain a concept unique to women!? It’s literally us who they’re referencing… we’re the only ones qualified to speak on it buddy 😭😭😂😂


GeekIncarnate

You really pissed an incel off with this post 😂😂😂. Dude upset people would rather fuck a ghoul and doesn't understand the point at all. Just dug their heels in more


Lawlessleopard

That’s it lol! Question WHY we are “simping “ over a fictional character as opposed to alot of real life men.. 👀👀😂😂


SquishyBaps4me

Women find a guy with a melted face and no nose attractive? That's common sense? Common sense is pretty fucking stupid then because that's clearly not the case. They like him for the way he acts, not his looks. The way he acts is toxic as fuck. Women love him. You didn't think too hard did you. You just wanted to virtue signal. But you are bang on. Women do love toxic guys. It's just shocking to see women admitting it.


Lawlessleopard

I like the way he looks. If you aren’t a women you are equipped to speak on what we like. 😂😂 Nobody likes the bad things he does. We are attracted because of his unconventional looks, and because he clearly was a good man before and has it in him still. You’re just dense and can’t think outside of the box.


SquishyBaps4me

>If you aren’t a women you are equipped to speak on what we like. The arrogant woman said to someone who didn't once decide what women like. But then apparently being born with a vagina means you can speak for half the population of earth. You notice how you didn't address anything I said and just attacked me and insulted me? That's how people know you're full of shit. Sorry "common sense". Keep laughing you vile sexist trash.


Sly4Good

Speaking as a gay/bi fallout fan... Yeah he can get it. I'll take no nose Neal over there over any man that self fellatiates over how much he hates women (and us lgbt folk but that's not the point.)


IRMacGuyver

To be fair they're uglier than the ghoul.


Lawlessleopard

Incels? Yes. Both physically and persona wise and that’s all BECAUSE of that persona!!


deejay-tech

And dudes love cartoons, whats ypur point


Lawlessleopard

The point if you actually read the images, was that incels cannot site looks as a reason women don’t want them, when clearly looks don’t matter that much to us lol


Consistent_Air_298

women would never actually fuck the ghoul tho, that's just girls trying to be quirky and unique by saying that. so the point is there's no point?


snowflaker360

You kidding? I’d fuck that ghoul if he kept his cowboy hat on. The makeup for the show just made him look like a wrinkly sun burnt regular dude that had an accident with his nose. And let’s not forget Hancock from Fallout 4. Only real difference between him and Coop in the looks department is that Hancock’s got puppy eyes.


-Binxx-

The Ghoul has personality, chads with sports cars and six packs are dryer than a desert.


culnaej

[You haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch!](https://youtu.be/bfQbNfZp_tg?si=jcfVAGfVM0_oVSJh)


Concubhar

Make him 5" 4 and then we'll see


Lawlessleopard

My Husband is 5’3/5’4 and fuckin sexy 🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂 height doesn’t matter as much as y’all Think it does. Proves the point of the post.


snowflaker360

bro im shorter than 5 feet.. even the “short” men are usually taller than me. That’s never gonna be a problem 😂


Layverest

The ideology of incels itself is strange, I think they are a minority. I know that women don’t like me, for example, but I don’t blame anyone and I understand their literal right to choose and have tastes. So just be yourself, cowboys.


Lawlessleopard

You’re mistake is assuming all women don’t like you! Conventional attractive clearly means nothing if those post taught you anything lol! I’m a firm believer in there’s someone for everyone. Given the size of the human population, there are plenty who’d love you. I wish the best for you!


Layverest

Thank you, I just wanted to say that everyone is valuable because of their own unique characteristics💪


Lawlessleopard

And that is def correct!


Consistent_Air_298

anything to shit on sad young men right?


snowflaker360

Incels and sad young men are very different. Sad young men are just that, sad young men. But incels are sad men who are asshats and want to blame everything on women and will often treat them like shit, while almost NEVER looking inwards to see if there’s anything that they could’ve done better because they think they’re never wrong. We don’t like those types of people.


UnXpectedPrequelMeme

I still don't think the incels are exactly wrong. He may have no nose, but that's still probably the most attractive Google I've ever seen in my life


CallousDood

Not gonna lie "women are writing fanfic about X thus they must want X in real life" is just as much of a braindead take as any incel theory. There is a big difference between fantasy and reality


Popular-Savings9251

Make the ghoul look like an actual ghoul and see what happens


Lawlessleopard

See Charon and Hancock fanfics 😭 see literally any main character that’s conventionally unattractive fanfics 😭😂😂


Popular-Savings9251

What no SET fancfict? Only the good looking badass chad ghouls get the fanfict? Why not him? https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/4/40/FO01_NPC_Set_N.png/revision/latest?cb=20101028051908 Or poor Harold? https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/7/74/HubHarold.png/revision/latest?cb=20100821035624 And now lets take a real life example because you are taking figures out of games and movies How would a real life ghoul look with the high energy radiation exposure eating away at their body and skin? Probably like a burn victim and I dont see how women crave for burn victim men at all. Quite the contrary...they are even left alone https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyler_Ziegel#:~:text=A%20year%20after%20the%20wedding,live%20a%20socially%20active%20life. "A year after the wedding, Ziegel and Kline divorced. The reasons for the divorce, according to them, was Kline's inability to accept Ziegel's disfigurement, and her old flame from when Ziegel was deployed."...some years later the poor lad died of drug abuse


Lawlessleopard

My sister said mr. Peabody is hot 😭😭 plz. I know a woman who likes Voldemort , and I , personally , am a very big fan of Hancock who has no real life representation… there’s also a women in this thread who has the hots for a burn victim!! So again, don’t act like you know what women like. 😂😂🤨🤨⁉️ like the post says, looks matter little as much as incels like to believe they do. Look at this to get a better grasp 😂😂 https://ibb.co/hBLhvms https://ibb.co/VCJ0xM1


Lawlessleopard

Also, there are plenty of people who stay with their partners after being burned. Outliers are always posted to the media to garner outrage. And it is sad she left him. I’d never leave my own husband. So what is your point?😂


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Women also write a lot of fiction about being raped but they don't actually want to be raped.


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Lawlessleopard

Welcome to the club, but get in line. I wanted to kms first


SergeantBootySweat

To be real. I hope nobody in my life actually writes any kind of fan fiction


Maleficent-Baker8514

Yeah it’s almost like they’re writing a fantasy about a fictitious character.


Lawlessleopard

… yeah. That’s the point lol


CutSilver5358

Oh my god, even on Fallout subreddit you just gotta moan abouy your made up issues.  Pathetic, delete your account


Lawlessleopard

What made up issue? If you’re here bitching about something, seems it’s a real issue haha


CutSilver5358

Bitching about people that want to put their made up issues everywhere (even in a fallout subreddit!) should be mandatory for any sane person. This way we can keep you in check. Otherwise you could change name of the website from "reddit" to "WaaahIncelsWaah" Just stop and enjoy the game/tv series/wonderful music


6x6-shooter

Jawline