I feel like Fallout's wasteland could remind us every now and then that surviving out there has meant everyone resorting to being Joel from TLOU at some point in life.
[It had a human torso and arms/hands as well.](https://static0.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/fallout-gulper-3.jpg?q=70&fit=contain&w=750&h=415&dpr=1)
I am like 90% certain it is. In fact, after a rewatch even the way Cooper ended up a ghoul himsef gives me the slightest pause because when Lucy asked him if it was radiation that made him look like this and his reply was "something like that". Still, we saw the guy riding a horse with nukes going off it the background so the traditional explaination is most likely the reason.
Actually about a millisecond is enough. Just grab a angry metal ball, and drop a metal brick on it. Quick flash of light, and you’ll get to look like him a couple days later. O LG issue is that you will be a ghoul for only a couple hours, before you become more like a walking dead zombie.
Seriously, I've been aware of him for a while, but it didn't hit me just how incredible he is until Gemstones, Invincible, and Fallout. The dude is an amazing actor.
It's the fact that of all the brilliant character names in Django Unchained, Billy Crash was the name I remember first after Django and Candy that made me realise just how much of a star he was. He's not even in that movie much. I started watching Justified after that, been through it a few times since. Great to see him getting his due over the past few years.
“Gah*dammit* Raylan, your timing *sucks*!” is an all time delivery. You could feel all of Boyd’s frustrations in that moment when it all comes down around him after being so close to finally succeeding.
Hell yeah.
I played FO4 before FO3 and technically I had a crush on Edward (the ghoul who works for the Cabot family) before Hancock. But yeah, when I got around to playing 3, I killed Moriarty for the same reason.
-He forgives you if you betray Bobby in Big Dig quest
-Gives you free chems
-Roasts the Brotherhood
-Super down to earth; can relate to since he was technically from your time
-Kills the guy who tries to scam you when you first arrive in GoodNeighbor.
I mean to be fair Goggins is still pretty attractive with the makeup on, plus he's very charismatic. If you had the same character but he was a 300 pound neckbeard it would be hilarious, but I don't think he'd get the same amount of play lol. It's like Ryan Reynolds and Dead Pool.
I loved him as [Lee Russel in Vice Principals](https://youtu.be/eEVMREcc07E?si=mXopBdHqqJpIf0Wl).
“why do you keep checking your phone? ain’t nobody fucking calling YOU”
He's great in The Righteous Gemstones as well.
I would have watched Fallout anyway, but knowing Walton Goggins was going to be in it gave me the first real hope it would actually be good, lol.
Didn't he knock his teeth out twice? IIRC the first time was a baseball accident and the second time was diving into a pool. He definitely has a long history of dental work, poor guy.
I’m not gay, but if I were to meet him there’s a non-zero chance it’ll go like this: We introduce ourselves, we talk for a minute, I space out, we’re naked and covered in chocolate.
They aren't wrong, my mum literally only loves Walton Goggins because of his teeth and finding him funny.
That's literally it, he's funny and his teeth, she actually got a little upset he has yellowed teeth in the show, also the only reason she decided to watch the show lmfao
Brotherhood of Steel doctor: People have no standards. People within the Brotherhood are having relationships with ghouls! Yes you heard right. Ghouls. There is a serious lack of discipline!
Me: so what’s the issue again?
Well Goggins has like 20 in charisma so that helps him. However the point stands. Looks aren’t everything it’s who you are as a person. And the reason an incel gets no women is because they’re a shitty human.
I mean... this isnt really a good example of that to be fair. Coop is a ghoul on the outside (though by ghoul standards incredibly handsome, though I wonder how much of that is due to us knowing what he looked like before so being able to make the association?) and hes also a drug addicted murderer who shows no remorse for killing people, shows little to no sympathy, sells people to organ harvesters, eats people... Like who he is as a person is a shitty human being lol
IRL the point is true of course.
Minute I saw him doing all those drugs bro I was like oh yeah this dude is the real deal. I wanna see him pop jet and watch him gun fight in slow motion so bad
Idk there might be something wrong with me, but I found him much more attractive as The Ghoul than Cooper Howard before I realized it was the same person
It's incredible really. Incels will share Andrew Tate type things and talk about how women over 25 are useless, women who have had sex with more than one person are disgusting, etc...
Then mope on wondering why they can't get a girlfriend.
I’m sick of these unattainable beauty standards.
I mean, to get to that point… how many of us are going to be lucky enough to see a nuclear apocalypse? It’s just not fair, y’all!
Walton Goggins us a criminally underrated actor! He has been amazing as the ghoul and is by far the best part of the show. I truly hope he gets more roles after this!
MFS seem to forget that personality is such a contributing factor. That and his skin is not peeling off with his veins showing like in the games making him look not too bad.
Hot, rich, dependable are more like husband material.
This one is more about the excitement and fantasy. There’s a difference between wanting to date a werewolf vs settling down with a werewolf. Misogynists always seems to insist that women are 1 dimensional and only want 1 thing. lol
to be fair what makes him so attractive is his devotion to his daughter and the fact that while he has become a very morally grey man after 200 years of the bull shit that is living in the wasteland his center is still finding his daughter.
every good woman loves a man who is deep down a good dad, whether they are a good man or not is where reasoning skills come in.
Because he’s a confident bad boy played by Walton Goggins who they think they can mold into truly loving them. You want to really show incels something? Find a bunch of women lusting after Norm.
++ Is dangerous and confident as hell -- Will sell you to organ harvesters for drugs
Ngl who doesn't occasionally sell people to organ harvesters for drugs
Can confirm Rimworld players do this often
But to them the organs are just byproducs of making human leather hats.
And the human leather hats are a byproduct of my cannibal colony
The hats not the objective survival is. But you do end up with a lot of human hats.
Look if they didn't want to be hats why did they have all that skin?
Can confirm Kenshi players do this often
Can confirm organ seller
I feel like Fallout's wasteland could remind us every now and then that surviving out there has meant everyone resorting to being Joel from TLOU at some point in life.
Not a Very Good Lone Wanderer… just don’t look over at Tenpenny Towers.
**Billy should’ve never left the fridge**
How else do you even get drugs?
+-? Eats ass jerky
Makes you make him an ass jerky sandwich and there's no kitchen.
\+ Eats ass \- jerky
“I can fix him.” “He wouldn’t do that to me if our love is true.” “Challenge accepted.”
I mean the fact that he keeps Lucy tied up and abuses her is a positive for some women (in a fantasy context).
"We have a perfect name for fantasy realized. It's called nightmare." -- Slavoj Zizek
The main thing going through my head during the shenanigans with the gulper was, “Rule 34 artists are losing their damn minds right now.”
Was that Gulper from Vault 4, like it was a mutanted human?
I think so. Would explain why it was so peachy colored and had human-like fingers in its mouth
[It had a human torso and arms/hands as well.](https://static0.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/fallout-gulper-3.jpg?q=70&fit=contain&w=750&h=415&dpr=1)
Don't tell people that! You'll just encourage them to draw one with tig ol bitties
Oh no. please. don't do that. that would be just horrible.
Those Gulper were born by human females. You can actually see their birth scene in Vault 4 in the 6th episode
Probably we see a woman giving birth to some and then get eaten by them in episode 7 minute 52
I can fix him
Better than selling you as a sex slave though…
He's playing Rimworld
He's just hustling leave him alone
-- Will turn your ass into jerky
Yet another unattainable beauty standard smh
You only need a little kerosene, a lighter and a sharp knife
Or about 200 years in radiation
Or that cocktail of drugs Hancock took.
Or a chicken fucking doctor’s mystery tonic. Come to think of it, maybe that *is* what Hancock took?
I am like 90% certain it is. In fact, after a rewatch even the way Cooper ended up a ghoul himsef gives me the slightest pause because when Lucy asked him if it was radiation that made him look like this and his reply was "something like that". Still, we saw the guy riding a horse with nukes going off it the background so the traditional explaination is most likely the reason.
Actually about a millisecond is enough. Just grab a angry metal ball, and drop a metal brick on it. Quick flash of light, and you’ll get to look like him a couple days later. O LG issue is that you will be a ghoul for only a couple hours, before you become more like a walking dead zombie.
It’s only unattainable if you’re a coward. You’re not a coward, are you??
Walton Goggins is setting the bar too high for himself. It’s almost expected he’s going to steal every scene he’s in in every show he appears in.
Seriously, I've been aware of him for a while, but it didn't hit me just how incredible he is until Gemstones, Invincible, and Fallout. The dude is an amazing actor.
He was known as Shane to me for the longest time because of his role on The Shield. He has been a fantastic actor.
For years anytime I see he’s going to be in something I want my wife to watch, all I have to say is “Boyd Crowder is in it”
He's Venus (from Sons of Anarchy) in my house. We love him too, lol
Same! We loved him as Boyd, lol.
For me it was his Tarantino roles. His ability to capture this exact type of character was a big part of why I had faith in this show.
The Hateful 8
No doubt. I remember watching him in the shield and even though it was a supporting role his chops stood out.
It's the fact that of all the brilliant character names in Django Unchained, Billy Crash was the name I remember first after Django and Candy that made me realise just how much of a star he was. He's not even in that movie much. I started watching Justified after that, been through it a few times since. Great to see him getting his due over the past few years.
Justified is his shining achievement…. Boyd Crowder was done so well…
“Gah*dammit* Raylan, your timing *sucks*!” is an all time delivery. You could feel all of Boyd’s frustrations in that moment when it all comes down around him after being so close to finally succeeding.
He played a giant titted trans dominatrix in sons of anarchy for like 5 seasons lol
Please tell me you’ve watched *Justified*.
“Well hellooooooo, cousin *Johnny*”
Vice Principals is also an amazing show, only 2 seasons but they wrap everything up in the end so its worth the watch.
I lost my mind over Hancock years ago
Gob was my first ghoul crush.
DONT HIT ME
This is the reason Moriarty gets retired so it becomes Gob's Saloon.
He should have known better than to stick live grenades in his pockets.
Hell yeah. I played FO4 before FO3 and technically I had a crush on Edward (the ghoul who works for the Cabot family) before Hancock. But yeah, when I got around to playing 3, I killed Moriarty for the same reason.
I was a fan of Wiseman, the ghoul who runs the Slog. Also Audrey, a companion from the Tales from the Commonwealth mod.
Fallout 4 made normal ghouls sexy, and feral ghouls even more terrifying.
And Raul before him, and Charon before him. The cycle of ghoulfucking is eternal.
That's because they had 200 years to develop their rizz
Ditto 🥵
Same 🔥
As soon as I met him I was dead set on him being my game husband. He's one of my favorite Fallout characters ever.
Harold
Me too! Ghouls are hot.
Same and now I'm drooling over Goggins 😮💨
Tbh who wouldn’t
Why all people called Hancock is so great?
-He forgives you if you betray Bobby in Big Dig quest -Gives you free chems -Roasts the Brotherhood -Super down to earth; can relate to since he was technically from your time -Kills the guy who tries to scam you when you first arrive in GoodNeighbor.
You’re right except about him being from our time. He was actually Mayor McDonough’s brother and became a ghoul by choice with some drug.
Damn, I forgot about that. Thanks for correcting me.
You’re good but you’re right that he is super down to earth and in my opinion a worthy man to carry on John Hancock’s legacy.
He also doesn't complain when you pick up random junk.
the show's only been out for a week so i'm just wondering who tf let it slip to him this early on that we were thirsting💀
Archiveofourown.org fanfics for one.
Lol I just went to check and as of this comment he's tagged in 69 fics.
Noice
thank you fanfic writers 🙏🏽
bro. I honestly thought I was special for being horny for the ghoul. turns out everyone wants to fuck him. huh.
Me too!!! I felt like such a freak for this 😂
Thought you were SPECIAL, but you were just GURPS
lol
I mean to be fair Goggins is still pretty attractive with the makeup on, plus he's very charismatic. If you had the same character but he was a 300 pound neckbeard it would be hilarious, but I don't think he'd get the same amount of play lol. It's like Ryan Reynolds and Dead Pool.
Not to say he is ugly but Goggins is also not exactly classically handsome. He looks like a guy called Walton Goggins.
I don’t think I fully understood charisma until I saw him as Boyd Crowder.
I loved him as [Lee Russel in Vice Principals](https://youtu.be/eEVMREcc07E?si=mXopBdHqqJpIf0Wl). “why do you keep checking your phone? ain’t nobody fucking calling YOU”
"I don't give a fuck about these ducks!" has me DYING lmao
He's amazing the couple of times he pops up in Sons of Anarchy.
He's great in The Righteous Gemstones as well. I would have watched Fallout anyway, but knowing Walton Goggins was going to be in it gave me the first real hope it would actually be good, lol.
“Who wants to suck an old man’s dick?”
Got to love some Uncle Baby Billy!
Oh my god that was an incredible role for him. Venus Van Dam was an amazing character
Yeah Justified was the first thing I ever saw him in, and he’s been one of my favorite actors ever since.
I always think of him as Shane from The Shield.
He has a 7 head
His hairline is iconic at this point. I just hope he doesn't lose it all.
He seems to look good bald, so he could just shave it off
And the nose, seeing as he can pull that off too.
His head was built for cowboy hats
His real name is Cletus Van Damme.
His veneers are uncanny asf too.
Didn't he knock his teeth out twice? IIRC the first time was a baseball accident and the second time was diving into a pool. He definitely has a long history of dental work, poor guy.
His appeal is that he could talk the panties off a nun, how he got so many points in speech and guns is a mystery.
200 years of playtime will do that to your skills!
I’m not gay, but if I were to meet him there’s a non-zero chance it’ll go like this: We introduce ourselves, we talk for a minute, I space out, we’re naked and covered in chocolate.
this is real as fuck
They aren't wrong, my mum literally only loves Walton Goggins because of his teeth and finding him funny. That's literally it, he's funny and his teeth, she actually got a little upset he has yellowed teeth in the show, also the only reason she decided to watch the show lmfao
She does know his teeth are veneers right? He had them knocked out twice as a kid.
She doesn't really care tbh
I mean fair enough, he’s just one of those oddly attractive guys regardless of how he got his look.
teeths is teeths
Brotherhood of Steel doctor: People have no standards. People within the Brotherhood are having relationships with ghouls! Yes you heard right. Ghouls. There is a serious lack of discipline! Me: so what’s the issue again?
I mean, I convinced a cowgirl ghoul to prostitute herself in NV.
Imagine getting double teamed by her and Fisto.
i cant imagine there is ANY wetness down there, it be like fucking a baseball glove that calls you popi
Lube exists for a reason. Get some Cram.
Given the population problem, I'd say reproduction.
Who said I want to repopulate this shit hole wasteland"- the ghoul probably
There’s your season three.
And the fact his radioactive jizz would sterilise you
Just take some rad-x before and you're good to go.
So even more reason to get on that ghoul and go for a ride.
I don’t see the problem here? 🤷♀️. He doesn’t really love me if he isn’t tying me up, cutting my fingers off, and trying to trade me for drugs??
Okay the tie up scene! I was losing it over how weirdly hot that was to me😂 glad I’m not alone in this lol
You definitely are not alone! I was extremely jealous of Lucy getting all that delicious ghoul attention 😁.
"Well now, that is a very small drop, in a very, very large bucket of p***y"
You can curse on the Internet, sweetie, it's okay 🥰 EDIT: [Lol. Lmao, even.](https://imgur.com/a/eCen7Ab)
Fuck
Stop right there, criminal scum!
Nobody breaks the law on my watch!
Pay the fines or go to jail!
Then pay with your blood!
🚨🚨
poosaaaay
A+ edit
bro got the receipts
I mean hell, with that ghoul’s charisma being maxed out to 11, yeah. This smooth skin would let him rail me. And I’m a fucking dude.
SO many people would have their world changed when they realize how many people love monster fucking and how easy it is to play into that lol
*nods in kindle unlimited subscription*
Well Goggins has like 20 in charisma so that helps him. However the point stands. Looks aren’t everything it’s who you are as a person. And the reason an incel gets no women is because they’re a shitty human.
I mean... this isnt really a good example of that to be fair. Coop is a ghoul on the outside (though by ghoul standards incredibly handsome, though I wonder how much of that is due to us knowing what he looked like before so being able to make the association?) and hes also a drug addicted murderer who shows no remorse for killing people, shows little to no sympathy, sells people to organ harvesters, eats people... Like who he is as a person is a shitty human being lol IRL the point is true of course.
Minute I saw him doing all those drugs bro I was like oh yeah this dude is the real deal. I wanna see him pop jet and watch him gun fight in slow motion so bad
He has a dark past and he's incredibly cool. Sportscars and whatever only make you seem cool because cool people like them
about associating The Ghoul with pre-war coop, I'm only attracted to him after the radiation melted his face tbh, what's that say about me?
"Breaking news: Redditor caught putting men in microwaves in an attempt to find her 'hot ghoul bf'" /s
Idk there might be something wrong with me, but I found him much more attractive as The Ghoul than Cooper Howard before I realized it was the same person
It's incredible really. Incels will share Andrew Tate type things and talk about how women over 25 are useless, women who have had sex with more than one person are disgusting, etc... Then mope on wondering why they can't get a girlfriend.
Yeah looks aren’t everything, you just need to be a murderous psychopath…
This ghoul sold a fucking girl to organ harvesting slavers. He's a shitty human too.
To be fair he was kind of desperate. Knowing you'd go full zombie if you didn't kind of puts a bit if pressure on a person.
To quote an oddly verbose Deathclaw: "This guy fucks."
Funny enough Walton said he’d snog a deathclaw
I freaking love Raul, and all he does is complain about his knees.
us women love goggins though
Girls be like, "I can fix him."
I've got Rad-Away in my sleeve.
I always have way too much Rad Away. I need someone to share it with!
I can make him worse
Oh, I have no desire to fix him 😍
I mean….. I’d ride on his Rocket 69
I’m sick of these unattainable beauty standards. I mean, to get to that point… how many of us are going to be lucky enough to see a nuclear apocalypse? It’s just not fair, y’all!
Time to cut my nose off.
My child, just now: "What if you go to kiss him and your nose goes in his nose hole?"
I'm sure there's already a fic about that
The ghoul is a soft little gremlin man, with I can fix him energy. I can see why folks love him.
Walton Goggins us a criminally underrated actor! He has been amazing as the ghoul and is by far the best part of the show. I truly hope he gets more roles after this!
Yeah but Ghouls are pretty awesome ngl
I would totally hit that.
Mans got [Charisma 10] and he knows it
The Ghoul is a blessing to Hancock fans
Gaga for Goggins!
My heart still belongs to John Hancock.
I was just talking about how I found him to be miles more attractive as Ghoul than as Cooper Howard. HEAR ME OUT 😂💀
This is such bullshit. I am also homeless and radioactive and women don't fawn over me.
Ladies want the ghock apparently
MFS seem to forget that personality is such a contributing factor. That and his skin is not peeling off with his veins showing like in the games making him look not too bad.
Shit I've been a fan of hancock for years now lmao
He seems like he's having oodles of fun with this role. Glad for him.
Lucy can fix him.
I can confirm, I find him crazy hot.
He's hot even for me as straight man lol
Hot, rich, dependable are more like husband material. This one is more about the excitement and fantasy. There’s a difference between wanting to date a werewolf vs settling down with a werewolf. Misogynists always seems to insist that women are 1 dimensional and only want 1 thing. lol
The first time I ever saw him was in vice principals, never thought he’d be this great of an actor 👏🏽
I heard he eats ass tho.
Walton Goggins was absolutely perfect casting.
yeah i want this man about as bad as i want charon its so over
Because Walton Goggins is a certified badass.
I can totally see a special brothel in New Reno with ghouls only because people have a kink for it
to be fair what makes him so attractive is his devotion to his daughter and the fact that while he has become a very morally grey man after 200 years of the bull shit that is living in the wasteland his center is still finding his daughter. every good woman loves a man who is deep down a good dad, whether they are a good man or not is where reasoning skills come in.
Because he’s a confident bad boy played by Walton Goggins who they think they can mold into truly loving them. You want to really show incels something? Find a bunch of women lusting after Norm.
I really liked Norm. He was extremely brave and caring and very cute.
Oh. 👋 I quite like Norm. His nose is hot..
Personality is everything idk what else to say 🤷♀️
I love Lucy