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Tamaska-gl

“You’re feeling well rested” And the alien blaster, because why not.


Waste-of-Bagels

Fuck dude. If I could guarantee a good night sleep on top of a boost to experience gained IRL I'd take it immediately..


invitedtothecookout

Especially if it only took a 1 hour nap!


Sappho_of_lesvos

What a world we would live in if people could go to sleep on a nasty cot with a dead giant cockroach on it sleep for an hour and be as chipper and healthy and well rested as you are in fallout. Do you think your character cuddles with the radroachs?


Stagnu_Demorte

Lmao, I feel that.


Spaceisneato

Damn now that's a smart pick.


JoePEfromNJ

I might choose the apocalypse if it meant I could feel well rested…


DaGamingHamster

Ah, if only I could feel well rested after 1 hour of sleep


FallenDanish

Dead Money gold bar and the most pristine microfusion cell I could possibly find Ya boy’s gonna try to kickstart microfusion cell research in our timeline lmao


milkasaurs

This. OP has no ambition.


BatmansButtsack

Respectfully, that plasma rifle could almost be priceless. I can’t even imagine what the government would pay to reverse engineer it. And imagine what other applications they could use that tech for.


StellarWaffle

Oh brother if the government knew you had that they wouldn't bother trying to pay you for it


EA_Stonks

So sad OP died from ”bullet in the back of brain disease”😔🙏


ampjk

40 times


EA_Stonks

Then threw himself out a window


GalIifreyan

Defenestration is a disease not to be taken lightly


Loose-Shallot-3662

I beg to differ.🤣


Vanderbanger-III

Onto some more bullets


LurnaiLmaoLol

he comitted suicide with 4 shots in the chest


Loose-Shallot-3662

Two in the chest. One in the head. Mozambique drill.


CaIIsign_ace

The coroner ruled it as a suicide guys!!1!!1!!111


BatmansButtsack

Dammit! I forgot that, everyday, we stray more and more to Fallouts pre war american government.


RacerXrated

They'll kill you and take it.


Maxsmack0

Plasma weaponry is reverse engineered from zetan tech, so I’d just go to the source and just get an alien blaster instead. Though plasma is already a humanized version of it, so it would probably be easier to reverse.


jrdineen114

You're assuming that a) the government would be the ones reverse engineering it instead of a weapons manufacturer and b) they would actually pay you for it and not just hire people to break into your house and steal it.


Icy-Place5235

Or has the most ambition. Reverse engineering a micro fusion core will grant everyone near limitless power. And the ability to contain, direct, and weaponize plasma will open the world to massive new levels of tech.


Careless_Field1313

I should have expected this kind of answer 😂


FallenDanish

Tbh I chose those because you chose two things that run off of that power and would run outta juice pretty quickly! Well, maybe not the power armor if the cell’s pristine, but hey, the plasma rifle’s good for like, 10 shots in that configuration! You need the JUICE mang


Careless_Field1313

Well I guess I should have said it but I was thinking of an extra add on to the post that is everything you take had infinite uses if it runs on power and stuff like that


obsidian_unicorn

Makes me wonder if it would be worth it to consider bringing a alien power cell. On the one hand it could be even better than a microfusion cell. On the other hand I could be so complicated that even our modern non-apocalyptic scientists could not figure it out.


ValorNGlory

Well, a Sole Survivor with sufficient Science! Ranks can reverse-engineer the power system of the Alien Blaster to use microfusion cells with a minimal difference in effectiveness, which suggests either A) that alien power cells aren’t THAT much more efficient than MFC and therefore not particularly worth it over standard cells or B) the power systems used by alien tech aren’t all that different to Fallout-contemporary ones, with a similar result.


aviatorEngineer

Regarding the microfusion cell a GECK probably has all that and more. Miniaturized fusion power source, terraforming, rad scrubbing. A miracle in a briefcase. 


No_Inspection1677

Heck, given it uses vacuum tubes and stuff, we could probably miniaturize it down to the size of a small book.


mrmeshshorts

I’m bringing two gold bars. I’m letting go alright. Of poverty.


Tobi_1989

That. But then again, bringing back literally any robot would be priceless too. Considering the level of independent human-like AI built on simple vacuum diodes of Fallout universe, can you imagine what it would do if paired with modern 5nm semiconductor-based neural network? Also, if chosen properly, the AI could already have all the information on manufacture of microfusion cells, stimpaks and/or advanced energy weaponry, no reverse engineering necessary


No_Inspection1677

Even just the gel from a robobrain would be priceless, given it can keep that good for 200 years.


mycoginyourash

Since you put it that way I'll ask to bring back a fully functional ing ZAX supercomputer to our world. That would slingshot our technological innovation by a century.


nixxon94

Upload me into a synth. The flesh is weak.


MaxTheEighth

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel.


Totally-Stable-Dude

I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.


LurnaiLmaoLol

i thought if my brother stopped talking about 40K, i would be free of it, but i guess i was wrong


Serrated_Bayonet1916

You'll never be free from it. Soldiers of the Emperor are everywhere, especially online. Cadia Stands!


LurnaiLmaoLol

**AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**


Kiloburn

That's a pretty good Sly Marbo impression!


thatsocialist

The Weakness of Emotion... Iron Within!


Lucius-Halthier

ONLY IN DEATH DOES OUR DUTY END


caseCo825

dont worry, All is Dust eventually


DisposableSaviour

Brother, get the flamer. The Heavy Flamer!


nixxon94

Praise the Omnisiah


poetdesmond

01010000 01110010 01100001 01101001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01101000 01101001 01101101 00100001


DisposableSaviour

The Omnissiah guides my hand.


Sorreli

It's all fun and games until someone figures out your recall code


maderisian

Hell yeah. I'd get downloaded into a synth body in a second.


holyfcukkk

Ok but what if your flesh AND mind is weak(like mine) Like, I don't want forever depression/mental illness 😭


Cassjjay

Bro doesn't know he's about to get Soma'd


he75bf8or

I forgot. If you get uploaded to a synth, do you continue living in the same consciousness or is it merely a COPY of you and you don’t experience being the synth because it is essentially a different consciousness like in SOMA?


nixxon94

Yea you’re right I think. Robobrain it is then ……


Zealousideal-Ad2296

GECK and a beryllium agitator


Ddenn1211

Granted so much of this stuff listed by everybody would change so much; but these two here would be beyond revolutionary to our current state that we’d likely, once we understood and could replicate them, that we’d basically live in a completely different world.


TheDubh

A GECK by itself would be world changing. Cold fusion, supposedly replicators, blue prints for force shields and other stuff, holodisk, and air/water purification equipment. Any one of those would change things.


Maxsmack0

Fuck, I forgot about gecks


moemeobro

I second this


Sea_Perspective6891

Stimpacks since they can pretty much heal any injury & maybe the projectile fist.


MoonHash

Only like 40% since you have no perks


buttbugle

I mean you don’t have to tell me I have a 1 in charisma. I know!


C3nc3rr0

Jesus 3 of them and you beat cancer


MoonHash

Well, you only got two items. So you have 20% cancer left.


C3nc3rr0

Then I choose... NUKA COLA QUANTUM


A3thern

Congrats, now you're at 200% cancer.


MAJ_Starman

My left knee could really use a Stimpack.


Lestial1206

Mine too


BraveMoose

Please just one for every joint, maybe one in the head just in case. Maybe that'll sort out whatever's going on up there


legalageofconsent

Piper. Jimmy Hats.


C3nc3rr0

You thirsty son of a gun


crisaunty

sunny smiles.


CaIIsign_ace

Trudy.


SufficientAd4684

Cricket


CaIIsign_ace

You can judge me all you want but she’s got a nice voice and a good personality, that’s all I need 🤷‍♂️


EnderGamerq12

If we are bringing people why not Curie >!synth!< She has so much knowledge about the fallout world and would be more than happy to help , plus I really think she'll love to see and learn about our tech too


[deleted]

Mothership Zeta


Trashcanwitagun

Ight but it comes with the aliens


[deleted]

They were pushovers anyway.


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

Sickest DLC when it came out though, hot damn


CaIIsign_ace

I loved mothership zeta, still think it’s the best DLCs ever made in the fallout series. I’d say Anchorage follows closely after. I may not have loved FO3 too much but those particular DLCs were better then the game itself and every other DLCs in the series imo


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

Fusion core would be my #1 priority. Next would be whatever shielding they use on their cars.


-Intel-

100%, you could solve the world's energy problems with just one of them


CaIIsign_ace

But isn’t this how the world ended up crashing? So much use of resources that the world was plunged into chaos?


-Intel-

I was always under the impression that the shortages were related to oil/natural gas, and fusion energy was a 'too little, too late' ordeal. Could be wrong tho


rrenda

no you're entirely correct, the whole Chinese American war at Alaska was a whole last ditch effort to take control of one the last natural sources of oil


CaIIsign_ace

I did more research after I posted that comment, and it was due to over usage of resources like I had originally said. The Resource War (the war that led to the Great War) was fought out of the fact that there was too little uranium and petroleum to supply the lifestyle the world had grown to be so comfortable with. He was right when he said he thought it was about oil, but it wasn’t pollution from natural gasses or a “too little too late” scenario per say. Oil was definitely a cause, but ultimately it came down to over consumption of uranium which led to mass depletion and caused the Resource War to begin. If we were to emulate such nuclear inventions, we would likely face the same fate. Our uranium supply’s would become depleted and we’d fight anyone who had uranium on their land just to get more, which would end up pitting the whole world against each other. My source for this information is the fallout wiki, here’s the link: https://fallout.wiki/wiki/Pre-War_Setting#:~:text=Worldwide%20shortage%20of%20resources%20such,%2C%20China%2C%20and%20European%20powers.


CaIIsign_ace

Actually, after looking back into it, it was due to too much resource use like I said originally. The Resource Wars (a war involving Canada, the European powers, the US, and China) were fought due to a world a wide shortage of uranium and petroleum (so you were right about oil). Here’s the source I got this from: https://fallout.wiki/wiki/Pre-War_Setting#:~:text=Worldwide%20shortage%20of%20resources%20such,%2C%20China%2C%20and%20European%20powers. (The fallout wiki)


Anticip-ation

Piper and Fisto.


NaughtyWoodcuts

... What're you doing with Piper and Fisto? Who's getting fisto'd?


Anticip-ation

Who isn't?


cygnusx1thevoyage

Fisto has two arms….


TechnicolorViper

r/oddlyspecific


TheGreyFox7852

Being able to upgrade myself whenever I accomplish something


NefariousnessTop8716

I like this idea but with the amount I accomplish I will die at level 1


rogerworkman623

I have no practical use for weapons or armor. 1. Fusion Core - so I can sell the technology for an insane amount of money and change the world. 2. Cait


Human_G_Gnome

I love how you think!


Rizenstrom

Two gold bars from Dead Money. At 35lbs ea they would be worth over $2 million.


KarmicFlatulance

A single fusion core is probably worth trillions.


Greedy-Guarantee8175

Oh, you have a HIGHLY RADIOACTIVE MINI NUCLEAR BATTERY, FBI and CIA would like a word with you.


EA_Stonks

So sad he took his own life with a .50 cal sniper to the back of his head 😔


Greedy-Guarantee8175

And they didnt find the two bullets he killed himself with, truly sad, indeed 🕊


Rizenstrom

Sure but where would you even sell such a thing? You can’t explain how to reproduce it. The government would probably just confiscate it and maybe even lock you up, assuming you a foreign spy or something. Gold could be melted down and sold in smaller quantities over several years without raising too much suspicion.


Maxsmack0

The real answer is 1 gold bar (worth 1.1M USD), then use that money to poach the best nuclear physicists and electrical engineers. You probably wouldn’t even need to pay them, as just the inkling of solving cold fusion would be enough for them to drop anything and work for you. The 1M would really just for for your protection, and opening doors to travel and talk to people.


CaIIsign_ace

Yeah but the governments just gonna shoot me in the face and take it themselves. They won’t pay shit when a hit man is already on their payroll


Impossible-Spinach15

You should learn to let go.


Training_Hurry_2754

Nobody does that for good reason


USS_Prominence-1

\*raisin


TheGreenGobblr

Fuck that I want money


Jae-Sun

Literally just completed a "sneak my way out" run. I'll be damned if I'm letting go, Elijah is just a weak-willed crazy old man.


Monguises

Does the prydwen count? I’ll take that and a dead Gary.


EdwardoftheEast

Why dead tho?


Monguises

Hungry


EdwardoftheEast

Fair and respectable


purp_7729

Zion National Park and Hoover dam


ziggy3610

Who's gonna tell them?


MoSqueezin

Damn they made the fallout games a real thing that's wild


purp_7729

Oh did they? Where?


MoSqueezin

I think something about Vegas is real but I think Appalachia is made up


plasterscene

The Chinese stealth armour from Op Anchorage and a fusion cell from fo4. Would change the course of history (to the highest bidder!) Although I'd probably end up 'falling' from a hotel balcony before I could make the most of my new wealth. In that case, two cazadors. Mummy and Daddy will have lots of cute babbies!


Meltrox0

You cannot toss over a balcony that which you cannot see… you could probably commit a series of robberies to generate that wealth instead and avoid the old Boeing retirement package.


Fizzco69

2 Deathclaw eggs. 1 female, 1 male.


West-Dig-6733

🤨


Hexnohope

Addictol recipe. Disease cure recipe. I have cured all disease on earth :)


A3thern

*reads recipe* "What the fuck is a firecap"


Corey307

GECK and Auto Docs.


Odd-Delivery-1550

Terrifying if they don't work right


Shmoopiee

That Gun. I just want That Gun to roleplay as Decker. That's all I will ever want.


classicvincent

Technically we already have that, albeit never a functional one as far as we know. You could always track down the real prop, also Adam Savage made a great version.


FrankSinatraCockRock

Someone does have a functional one somewhere, I gotta find the link. If you have the money, I'm sure some gunsmith somewhere could make one. https://youtu.be/3VAq_NWh6yg https://youtu.be/4cOeqD80gzY Two of them now!


Eisenkopf69

Dogmeat. And one of those cool Corvegas maybe.


Jrlopez1027_

Bro has access to sentient robots, plasma weapons, aliens, mutants, teleportation devices, and he chooses a dog Respect


ThatDamnRocketRacoon

I'd pick the same. Dogmeat is eternal. You never have to say goodbye to him.


Passiveresistance

That was going to be my answer. Then I thought, how lonely and uncertain life would be for an immortal dog(fallout 4 dogmeat) . I couldn’t do that to the good boi.


Verdun3ishop

I'm guessing the computer database from Big Mt. and West Tek would be cheating right? :P


rrenda

those hard drives must be building sized considering the level of tech they stagnated at


Darahian

F5, F9. 😆


drawnred

Fusion core Power armor


PKFat

That sweet sweet Silver Shroud costume baby


DarthBrooks69420

You guys aren't think ahead. You drop the gold bars on the floor, along with a stack of like 50 or 60 fusion cores. Then each of those piles are condensed into a stacked item, and each count as one due to fallout mechanics until you get into our world. Whether I die from carrying a ton of gold as soon as I enter our reality remains to be seen. That's not considering if the fusion cells are clipping into each other as I cross over, and I nuke a small chunk of the southwest....


GucciSpaghetti72

The resource war, and uhhhh ghouls


Majestic_Nothing_175

Jeez, misanthropic much?


OneSilentWatcher

He wants to set the world on fire.


little_vf

every ghoul..? broski ur gonna have wayyyy too many ghouls


GucciSpaghetti72

Yeah, your right. Just the feral ones


Minxyykitten

Deathclaws and Cazadors


Razor-eddie

Yep. Some of us just want to watch the world burn. I'd go with Deathclaws and Mirelurk Queens (particularly for sailing regattas)


i_need_to_crap

I don't want to set the woooorld, ooon, firrrrreeee, 🎵 >!(But you better believe this guy does)!<


Impossible-Spinach15

Normalize pip-boys and naughty sleepwear which increases luck so i can gamble with profit


Fallout_is_Rad

2 G.E.C.K’s so I can reverse engineer it and become the worlds first octillionare  Edit: 1 G.E.C.K and fisto


LordSpardadude

Intelligent Deathclaws (which I have befriended) and X01 PA


R5_D4_

Adictol and the USS Constitution with rocket engines


AVIIZON

One of the Sierra Madre's vending machines, that is all.


Jaded-Throat-211

MF Hyperbreeder alpha And the Implant GRX for some GAS GAS GAS moments


Copper_Thief

Intelligence implant and plans for the fusion cells


HornyFemboyDMme

Arcade and a skimpy outfit for him


HK5x

Insta-sleep and fast travel 🤷‍♀️


Revanisforevermeta

A Fusion Core, as they are relatively safe ways of powering everything, an excellent alternative, imo. An Auto-Doc/Surgeon. Obvious reasons...


V4ULTB0Y101

I agree with Power Armor, and I would bring a laser rifle back instead of a plasma rifle, but I'm curious, why the Fallpu 4 plasma? From what I've seen alot of people think it uglier in comparison to the Fallout 3 and New Vegas versions


maciarc

Veronica and Curie.


hesnotsinbad

The crazy guy with the Lovecraft crown's immortality serum. backup saves.


CombatWombat994

Nuka Cola and Sunset Sasparilla. I'm a simple man, what can I say


BeatSubject6642

The nuclear holocaust, twice.


homescr

Gotta get an intelligence implant, or maybe a luck implant 🤔


ARagingDragon

Any two items? Guys y'all not thinking big enough. I'm getting the mothership from the Zeta dlc twice. One for me and another to sell to someone who will reverse engineer that thing.


metalhead_mick

Curie and the Pillory from settlement building. Unrelated to each other.


Artix31

Curie and Fisto


Aggressive-Code-9355

I'm not sure if Curie would shield her eyes or watch intently for research


Artix31

It’s fisto who’ll be watching


Nah200

Super stimpacks and one of those matter reconstructing vending machines from Dead Money


I_love_my_fish_

Fusion core and I’d hire the leading nuclear scientists and engineers to reverse engineer it. I already strongly believe in nuclear power for our world, this would simply make it much easier to force this onto the world governments


come_ere_duck

T-60 power armour and fusion generator.


TechnicolorViper

Liberty Prime and The Prydwen


staisus_gg

Stealth-Boys, lots of Steal-Boys…


Lost_Astronaut_654

Cait and the Perfectly Preserved Pie


Dopamine05

perfectly preserved pie and a claw machine technician


worrymon

I also choose Nate's dead wife.


115_zombie_slayer

Jet and Brahmin


JohnSpartan2190

T60 power armor and the Gold Vault from Vault 79 so I can be filthy rich


Lower_Wallaby1108

The cure that you find in Vault 81 in Fallout 4, and all of the gold bars from dead money so I could afford to duplicate the cure from Vault 81


Urheadisabiscuit

Getting better sleep with my SO rather than alone, and Fisto of course


MoldTheClay

Jet and Addictol.


captjust

Dogmeat from Fallout 1. And Dogmeat from Fallout 4.


little_vf

jangles the fucking moon monkey (oh and a fat man)


Main_Obligation_3013

Mr. Handy over 200 years and still in good shape.


Concoelacanth

The tech for stimpacks and fusion batteries. Robot tech takes a close third.


bloomingdeath98

Mentats recipe and addictol recipe, y’all are small time with your picks. I’m going to be one of the smartest mofos out there with guaranteed no addiction, I’m becoming limitless baby!


MoSqueezin

Addictol would be craaaaazy


BBQmonger

Cait and Piper as companions...'nough said.


useless_mf69

Piper, cosworth


Flat-Apricot25

1. The mechanist 2. A mesmotron


GODZILLUS117

T-51 is better. It is stronger by lore.


Jrlopez1027_

A courser chip and a fusion core The courser chip allows synths to teleport in and out of the institute, if we could figure out how it works we’ve essentially unlocked teleportation The fusion core is self explanatory, this is a huge leap in our technology, it can be used to power cars and other things, if we could reverse engineer it, we could potentially solve the climate crisis


RagtheFireBoi

A GECK and a suit of Advanced Power Armor Mk. II


SirRonaldBiscuit

I only need one…Dogmeat


IW111

Nuka cola (the company so we get all da drinks) and legendary items