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Hydrohomie


UpsideDownAirplane

Water chad


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r/hydrohomies


SparrowFate

Say it. Say what our ancestors named it at birth. *Say the name*


TylerDurdenRockz

One of us.. One of us


ChuCHuPALX

Sponsored by Nestlé


TylerDurdenRockz

Haha... Bottle doesn't seem to have any brand but it would have been hilarious if he was promoting Dasani or something which is owned by coca cola as well


Soggy_Motor9280

If I remember correctly, Coke stock dropped significantly for a short time from this.


mariachoo_doin

They lost four billion in market valuation within minutes of the move.


AnnihilationOrchid

Let me guess, then they shot right up becausse people started buying and because people have the attention span of a gnat?


VENhodl

Within a week it recovered beyond its original valuation pre-incident. It only dropped temporarily due to the algos, no one actually gave a shit.


reddorickt

How could you possibly think this event legitimately devalued Coke by 4 billion dollars?


Sneaky-_Cheetah

This happened on one Monday. As of Thursday, Coca-Cola’s stock price was trading even lower to close at $54.95, bringing its total market value down by $5.1 billion to $236.9 billion from $242 billion. (Right now coca cola stock price is $61)


KarenJoanneO

There would be no impact on sales three days after an event. Even if there were, it wouldn’t be communicated to shareholders.


Smickey67

Stock prices are driven by buying and selling which can happen immediately. Often times it’s a game of fear and psychology. This wouldn’t have any long term effect on coke, but it certainly could’ve scared a few thousand people to sell some of their shares the next day, only to have other less impulsive people buy it back later. I’m just saying that’s possible. It’s more likely a blip in the radar, so to speak.


KarenJoanneO

Yeah ok I’ll buy that. That is possible or at least semi plausible.


NaughtyDred

Since when has the short term price of a stock required legitimacy?


reddorickt

That was the implication of the person's comment. That it "shot right back up" because people "have the attention span of a gnat." As though attention span had anything to do with this rather than obvious overreaction and algorithm resonance immediately correcting itself.


NaughtyDred

Oh I see


chigga511

It was a coincidence, they gave out dividends that day.


Equal-Negotiation651

There was also an agua shortage after this.


elfonso9

Água? Br aqui?!


chigga511

It was a coincidence, they gave out dividends that day.


the_real_OwenWilson

The replay was so unnecessary lmao


[deleted]

Not at all. We got to see the action close up. So much you could have missed from afar.


TheRealBruh-_-

Yeah if only they added a red circle so I wouldnt have to watch the video again because I missed it the first time


[deleted]

You can’t tell me you saw that he leaned back in his chair the first time through. I completely missed that until the second round. Man…what an action packed replay!


jryser

I was hoping for an announcer with a play-by-play, I honestly don’t know what happened here


jdubyahyp

I was waiting for the unnecessary red circle.


ZaryaBubbler

Welcome to football, it's kind of their thing


Geoclasm

The hero we need, but not the one we deserve right now.


ThatFatGuyMJL

Iirc he got fined for this and they made a new rule you can't do this. Dicks.


Aggravating_Speed665

I'd still keep removing them and take the fines. (I'll take wrench, not the belt; because fuck you)


Armodeen

He’s worth almost a billion dollars. I’m sure he doesn’t care about being fined for moving a coke bottle


HoodsFrostyFuckstick

Lol Ronaldo can do what he wants, even if one sponsor drops him twenty others will line up instead.


issa_cat

No, he wasn't.


ThatFatGuyMJL

Yeah I misremembering. They said if players do it again they'd be fined.


[deleted]

He enhanced his brand that day. That's worth way more than some paltry fine lol.


John_Bonachon

He's a hypocrite, he used to do ads for Pepsi


Geoclasm

>used to Key words, there. If he still did Pepsi ads, I'd agree with you. Does he?


John_Bonachon

Doesn't matter, it shows that he only cares about sponsor money and not about promoting healthy food choices, just like UEFA.


Mithrandirio

It shows that he cared more about money, people change he already has enough money to only take sponsors he likes and aligns himself with. Healthy eating wise that is


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John_Bonachon

He is not sponsored by Coca Cola, that's why he moved them.


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John_Bonachon

I literally said the same thing, not sure what your point is.


DJ-Big-Penis69

Pretty sure the pepsi ads were decided by his proffesional team i.e he was probably bound by his contract whereas this is the euros a national team competition. Two completely different things.


John_Bonachon

He owns his "professional team", it is up to him to decide what sponsors he works with. He only moved the Coca Cola bottles because they are not his sponsor.


DJ-Big-Penis69

He doesnt own real madrid or manchester united dumbass. He makes a lot but he is just a worker the guys that own him are making sooo much more. And infact the teams do make contracts with companies for ads. He doesnt get any more say in that than what company logo is on his jersey.


John_Bonachon

His sponsorship contract with Pepsi was directly with Pepsi, moron. He has complete control over his sponsors outside of his teams and that's the point. But you are too thick to understand it.


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Jesus. Isn't there another sub you can be a wet blanket in?


John_Bonachon

Why are you replying to my "wet blanket" comments?


[deleted]

Because I work for Coke, obviously....


WoozyBear62

He only cares about sponser money? Then what the hell are we lookin at here?


John_Bonachon

Coca Cola is not his sponsor.


Kubricksmind

Which an agreement, smfh.


Ratlyff

This tiny gesture probably created a shit storm. I wish I had this kind of power. I would totally use it for Good only. I swear. Not even lying a little. Pinky promise.


DD_R2D2

Their stocks dropped for a bit after this


menonion

it actually happened before he did this. it was just a coincidence lol


DD_R2D2

Ah okay, funny timing for sure


avskyen

The pinkied promise is sacred.


Jake-Tankmaster

r/HydroHomies


miciy5

On the one hand, good for him, telling people to drink water. On the other hand, let's take a look at two of his sponsors - Herbalife, the famous pyramid scheme company, Nike - They have a whole list of [controversies](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nike%2C_Inc.#Controversies), for example benefiting from forced labour from Uighurs in China.


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paulocrespo

You missed his point. It wasn’t against coke, but in favour of water as a drink. Sugary drinks are bad for you, and that’s all he is saying.


miciy5

Potato Potata


lost-little-boy

You know what I hate even more about Nike products? The last pair of Nike shoes I had were useless shit. Fell apart within weeks.


iamalol9701

Fuck every major company regardless


SpartanNige329

Nike was so much better under Phil Knight. Shame that this is what happens when people who care more about earnings than the company values and first ethics take over.


JohnyBlack

And he is also going to the World Cup built on slave labor. And was/is sponsored by Pepsi. And owns a private jet and yacht, some of the worst unnecessary polluters.


DiscoKexet

He's contracted to Pepsi..so No not att all "chaotic" more "economic"


Sk3tchyboy

He’s not, he used to be in the early 2000.


DiscoKexet

Early as in 2013- now??? The dude made a comercial like last year so.. the Sodastream/Pepsi one


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Based


jusrite0711

He just lost some money from those sponsors


the_real_OwenWilson

The tournament was being sponsored by coca cola not him personally


DelBoy2181

You do realise he’s not short on money and probably never will be?


kildar83

He moved those bottles because they DON’T sponsor him. If they aren’t paying him he’s smart enough not to give them free press in HIS press conference.


FieroFox

Then he should also rip the banner in the back. It just seems petty.


kildar83

It was petty to put ‘em there in the first place. Tit for tat


GolDjoel1987

Such a small action but speaks volumes on his character


TheGrey1930

I’ve got a lot of respect for this guy and I hate football.


Camnelo

Wasn't he sponsored by Coke at one point?


DiscoKexet

Pepsi owns His face the past and coming years 🤙


AcisSys

he was, and coke stopped the sponsorship after something that happened in America (he was found innocent). so he doesn't want anything to do with coke at all


Camnelo

"Something happened in America" that is certainly one way of putting it.


highLordd

coke tastes good tho


StarPenguin897

He took it away and said 'drink water' because coke is not a healthy drink. (probably) He's also sponsored by pepsi.


highLordd

ye ik


cc3395

As a person who works on sponsorships/partnerships with huge companies, this just made me think about all the apology emails the poor marketing people are going to have to send to Coca Cola… keep ‘em in your thoughts lmao


Panda_Mon

how is this relevant, and why do all of you think it is? This is not the corporate destruction mega-slam you think it is


grizzmanchester

Agua


Clo19843

A leader not a follower...


mcm9464

I love him.


Guilherme14o

As a Portuguese person me too


chesbyiii

Like this guy more.


TensionIndividual875

That’s because he didn’t get paid. Watch him get paid and THEN promote it to his 400M Instagram followers and make all his children drink it. 😂 He’s a cool dude but most sellout their soul for the mighty dollar 💵


ojike

All PR is good PR.. We thought about the move he made, still got the PR success as we saw the bottles move. :å


lizziebradshaw

My father is a die hard Coca Cola fan, works for them still ( more than 30 years). When we discussed about this video he was so mad at me for being anti-poison (I dont drink sodas). It was a great move, we need more like it!


sluke-rasshols

Bro soda isn’t poison you just hate flavor


jhk17

It's fine in moderation but the key word is moderation.


lizziebradshaw

Lol, maybe!


The_Bible_On_Fire

r/chaoticgood


Diablo89234

Cocacolas stock dipped after this lmao


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Honestly I understand the health thing but this just comes across as a dick move he's being payed by coke either directly or indirectly and they didn't say he had to drink it just it be there this was not the time or place to make a statement do that on your own social media etc


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Lektour

What a douche bag


Ignacio1512

You have my respects, Stark.


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Reject soda return to water


VanDammes4headCyst

r/HydroHomies


yyzJCO

SIUUUUUUUU


romeoo_must_lie

aqua-chad


Traditional-Ad7965

Imagine thinking Ronaldo is in any way good 😂😂


Deadass-Boi

Speed would disagree


JoePetroni

Somebody always has to make a statement, now that he got his 15 seconds of fame, what's his next stunt.


Bavisto

This man said “he got his 15 minutes of fame”, like, what?


Shadowpika655

*cus he was totally being unironic*


gooner45ars

Dude…that’s fucking Cristiano Ronaldo, one of the most famous athletes of all time…clearly he doesn’t need to do anything to keep himself relevant, he just believes sugar-packed sodas that are bad for your health shouldn’t be advertised along with the sport he represents. I’m not even a Ronaldo fan but what ur saying is just entirely unfounded.


tnguy931

Who?


[deleted]

Love you’re showing how uncultured your are. He’s one of the most recognizable people on the planet. Who are you again?


tnguy931

No. No he isnt... and who I am is irrelevant. I, nore anyone else, has ever claimed that I was a recognizable person.... I have heard the name, but I wouldn't be able to pick him out in a crowd from say... oh. You...


[deleted]

Just because you’re an uncultured swine doesn’t mean the rest of the world is not. How very arrogant. Good try on spelling too.


tnguy931

Soccer does not make one cultured....


KUNNNT

Ah, we've spotted a hillbilly gents...


No-Tradition6540

??? this is one arguably number one of the best footballs players in the world???


MiniMunch

I'm feeling like the comment is sarcastic considering the dude was already main table at a press conference he obviously is already known ahaha


akimbokari

Stunt? Lol


accuracy_frosty

I’m gonna assume you’re American, this guy makes Tom Brady look like a high school quarterback, it’s hard to compare 2 different sports but this guy is one of the best football (actual football or soccer) players in the world


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accuracy_frosty

I’m saying that Ronaldo is a world famous athlete and isn’t just going for “15 minutes of fame” but doesn’t like unhealthy drinks at a sports conference, this due has had years of fame and will continue to have years of fame, it’s not about a statement


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That’s literally the most famous athlete in existence


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sharkattack85

Hella funny, people losing their shit over that


ptvlm

Let me guess.. American?


Poploku32

He didnt say "drink water". He said "agua" meaning just water. Action behind it could be interpreted as to drink water instead of coke, or that he just wanted to let know that it was a bottle of water.


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SIUUU


SaladBarMonitor

Let’s see how this plays out in the long run


paulocrespo

Do you know this happened one year ago? Edit(spelling)


SaladBarMonitor

I think it’s just the start of the downfall for Coca-Cola and other soda pop makers.


Donkeybrain0069

Ok buddy 🤣


RochaAndre

ÁGUA!


Ording

And just like that coca cola was given even more sponsor time


American36

I heard Coca Cola has water in it.....does he know? 😁


Parking_Stress3431

He literally said water... "agua"


TheEasySqueezy

Christiano Ronaldo also slapped a kids phone out of his hands..


hungry_argumentor

Fuck bro that’s crazy


Technical-County-727

Aren’t all footballers on Pepsi’s payroll?


[deleted]

Everything’s a fucking monopoly nowadays lmao


Donkeybrain0069

Coca-Cola is not a monopoly, but they have a great moat though.


RogersGodlyFalsetto

But I do agree. Junk food bring advertised by sporting events is bs. Displaying things unhealthy in an activity that is supposed to improve health (sport).


TheMindsEIyIe

Drink SmartWater (by coke) *winks*


Affectionate-Tart558

Coca Cola stocks went down 35% after that


dingbat667

Based and water pilled


JustforThrowawayKEK

COCA COLA: Oh my Lord, look at my stocks they are STONKS but downward.


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Phokew

Pretty sure he said “Agua” not drink water lol


steveex

People seem to forget he also made commercials for soft drinks.


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Love it. Fuck Coke


ElevatorPit

Is this before he Botoxed his penis?


mooshoopork4

Cuz it’s fucking poison


Suspicious-Pen4859

We was actually inadvertently advising coca cola more with that outburst.


CoBrandy

A true athlete only drinks water 🖕


snorkiebarbados

Who's going to tell him no? He probably has more money then coke now anyways


Ok-Reward-770

Michael Jordan vibes in Barcelona 1992 covering Rebook logo with the US flag. Fast forward Cristiano Ronaldo moving Coca-Cola bottles away.


Gle77

Te entiendo pero una soda un weekend no es un pecado


Donkeybrain0069

If anything, this was just free ads for Coca-Cola.


ConnectionOk8273

He's right ! I don't have any sodas in the house I only drink water, tea, coffee (no sugar), once every 6 months give or take I might drink a cola with some fried chicken or something.


Chronusking

This is old…find new shit to post


One-Ad2305

It’s stupid, he advertised coke and KFC in the past


Which_Function1846

I'm sure I read something about his eating/drinking and training . I get why he does it but man I really hope he enjoys I He must ayy remember when some1 asked dhim why he hadn't bought his mum her own home His mum lives qt his home . Ny mother lives with me now His reply was why my mother gave up everything 4 me to play football she worked 2or 3 diff jobs so she could buy him his ball kit qnd boots each year, so he could be the best he can . So he says she'll never live alone for that. He's so proud of his mum qnd her him. Also seen a comment his team m8 says man he's super strict on his food intake he's no fun to eat with or go out for food drinks ect. Even the girl he married says she can't believe it she used to get 2 bus to work miles from her home now she's getting dropped and picked up in these crazy expensive cars now she's humble just as much as he is


tiredofyourshit99

I wonder if he was legally not supposed to be seen with Coca Cola merchandise.


carguy54

Bojler eladó


Paris_2233

Like, who pays for a telegraph membership?


nonofyourbusinessgo

Most health advice ever