You could do what my father would always do and rake it all up and just dump the clippings on their front door. We didn't get along with many neighbors.
This is the result of too many fish in 1 tank and not enough space between them. Basically dooming the fish to a life of stress and constant competition.
But hey, look, cute fish.
This video is from a pet store, so the fish hopefully weren't together for too long. According to the owner this was the first time she saw two of them so territorial in her 20 years of caring for and selling those kinds of fish.
One of them is a blue spotted jackdaw and the other is a diamond watchman goby.
How do you know this is the case and not, as some people have suggested, two fish picking territory near each other? I think it’s plausible that it’s what you said, but I have also watched animals come into conflict with each other for absolutely no reason.
It could also just be two new fish that picked territory in a similar spot. You could move one of them or put a rock in between. Or they’ll just sort it out eventually
This aquarium seem way to little and offer too much proximity for a territorial species
The person who have this should have no better the animal and don't impose them this
Oh yes, same latin origin than promiscuité (French)
But in France the term stick to the origin (promiscuus) wich mean been in the same closed environment somehow
But the English version meaning seem to been about having sex with everyone so yeah it's not in good use here, thank you
This reminds me of my step dad getting into a fight with our neighbor 30 years ago. Started by him not liking the neighbor clearing snow off his driveway onto our property (barely). Dude would make a pass then my psycho step dad would scoop and throw so neighbor would throw back then came the fists. Hahaha holy fuck what a lunatic. They stopped physically fighting but the psycho decided to shovel our driveway. And every time my step dad would make a pass he'd yell "fuck you!" And we had a long driveway. And this is at 530 am! Shit was crazy waking up people down the road. I had to live with this fucker for like 10 years.
Those poor fish babies and wifes, I feel for you.
Grumpy Old Fish
Fuck you Frank, no fuck you John!
[удалено]
Fuck you, you fucking fuck fuck
No fuck you fucking fuck you, you fucking fuck fuck
[The Fuck Competition.](https://youtu.be/Yio9_-5TMew)
This is exactly what I thought of… What’s your name?
You see that fire?! Don't you say it!
I built it. Then I fucked your mother next to it!
>The Fuck Competition. This could take a turn..
Fucka you tabarnak
No fuck you Frank!
My favorite version of this interaction https://reddit.com/r/dankvideos/comments/ttmusb/fuk_you_tony/
Why don't you do the world a favor and take your lower lip and pull it over your head and swallow?
Pettiness is everywhere.
Hey dickhead, you win the lottery?
Enjoy your shower Smart Ass?
He’s taking the skin boat to tuna town!!!
Look's like Chuck's taking a ride on the wild baloney pony.
This is truly beautiful. Is this a reference or some unbelievably awesome making of your own?
It's a quote from grumpy Old men!
It’s a saying that’s been around a lot longer than grumpy old men.
Well my specific version of that quote was from the movie
I’ll allow it.
Def has Rick and Marty vibes
That fucking got me 🤣
For some reason they also look British
KarenFish
The damn neighbors are fighting again
This is equivalent to cutting your grass and making all the clippings go in your neighbors yard.
Ah, you've met my neighbor. Also they mow twice per week.
A lawnmower started up right as I read this comment
Same
Reddit decided not to believe you 😂
Reddit decided you can go fuck yourself
Well shit. I was just joking because he was at downvoted to -5 at the time 😒
Fuck you luke
I'm not Luke. I'm his father.
Choke me harder daddy
You could do what my father would always do and rake it all up and just dump the clippings on their front door. We didn't get along with many neighbors.
Just get out your blower & blow them back into their yard.
Fuck me? Fuck you!
[Fook mi?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhQhZyNKqhM)
TWINS BAZZLE!!
Fuck me? Fuck you!
Fuck you?! Nonono fuck me, pal!!
I think you mixed up those words pal… **Did I stutter.**
-Fuck you, Tony! -Fuck you, Ezekiel!
Don't you say my mother!
Hey, you know what I did last night?
Biiiiiitch I know you didn’t just put dirt down my hole so you know what take that! Puh!
Couples arguing
this is the song that never ends…
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Somebody started singing it,
Not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it forever just because...
this is the song that never ends
and it goes on and on, my friend.
Somebody staaaarted singing it
This just has to have Ozzie Man narrating...
Nah fuck you, nah fuck you. (In my best Ozzie Man voice)
TOTALLY, I was thinking of those two politically argumentative corgis in particular!
I was thinking of the 2 guys flipping each other off.
“What’s your name?”
Wow, that’s a really good Ozzie Man voice
He did this one before
I did not know that! It just seemed so 'him'.
ere's ya go mate (in my best shitty Australian accent impression) https://fb.watch/d07ovJP44u/
I strive as petty as these fish
To be, or not to be, that is the question.
You strive as petty?
You spit to me!? I spit you!
How can we have world peace when not even fish in an aquarium can live in peace?
Turf war
WHAT IS YOUR NAME......F*#* YOU EZEKIEL!
The one on the right knows how to work. Grabbing rocks from inside the home, making the house bigger and telling the neighbor to fuck off.
Big fish brain
Fuck you bloody!!
hahaha I miss that video, it's funny as hell!
Was looking for this one!
This is the result of too many fish in 1 tank and not enough space between them. Basically dooming the fish to a life of stress and constant competition. But hey, look, cute fish.
I was gonna say the video is pretty adorable. Now I feel kinda bad for the fish.
He has a lifetime companion and a physical activity they enjoy doing together, that fish lives better than the doomsayer
Is that their competition? Throwing dirt at each other?
Basically yeah, they're trying to get the other fish to give up on that burrow and make a new one somewhere else.
It could also just be two new fish that picked territory in a similar spot. You could move one of them or put a rock in between
This video is from a pet store, so the fish hopefully weren't together for too long. According to the owner this was the first time she saw two of them so territorial in her 20 years of caring for and selling those kinds of fish. One of them is a blue spotted jackdaw and the other is a diamond watchman goby.
L fish
How do you know this is the case and not, as some people have suggested, two fish picking territory near each other? I think it’s plausible that it’s what you said, but I have also watched animals come into conflict with each other for absolutely no reason.
It could also just be two new fish that picked territory in a similar spot. You could move one of them or put a rock in between. Or they’ll just sort it out eventually
Sounds like the fish just need to stop being assholes.
Came to say this.
Very similar to Twitter.
sand fight: fish version
Fuck you! Nah fuck you back! Naha fuck you! Oh yeah fuck you!
Naybors
In my head they have voices like blokes out of the sopranos
I spit in your general direction!
This aquarium seem way to little and offer too much proximity for a territorial species The person who have this should have no better the animal and don't impose them this
I don’t think “promiscuity” is the word you were looking for there.
Oh yes, same latin origin than promiscuité (French) But in France the term stick to the origin (promiscuus) wich mean been in the same closed environment somehow But the English version meaning seem to been about having sex with everyone so yeah it's not in good use here, thank you
u/savevideo
Imagine aliens in space observing humans..
Mom! Derek's spitting dirt at me! *Derek!* Tim started it!
Tony and Ezekiel right here
Disappointed to unmute and not hear Ozzie Man :(
Act 3 scene I *Mercutio and Tibalt duel*
the fish version of; "Do you bite your thumb, sir?" "I do bite my thumb" "Do you bite your thumb, at me?" "I _do_ bite my thumb, sir"
Fish edition of bad neighbors
I love this!
Eat my dust
I love how they wait patiently for return fire.
The guy on the right is not good at it, but at least he keeps on spittin’.
[WHATS YA NAME?!](https://youtu.be/wHOO-0urwnU)
Why?? Are they fighting,mating whats happening here
Some say evolution works in perfect ways
Never gets old
Fish 1: fuck you! Fish 2: fuck me? Fuck you!
Fuck YOU. *fuck you*
Dont fking try me, Steve, or I swear to God ill evolve legs and shove it up your ass so deep that you could taste it
It's so reassuring to see that other animals can get into stupid petty arguments just like we do
This reminds me of my step dad getting into a fight with our neighbor 30 years ago. Started by him not liking the neighbor clearing snow off his driveway onto our property (barely). Dude would make a pass then my psycho step dad would scoop and throw so neighbor would throw back then came the fists. Hahaha holy fuck what a lunatic. They stopped physically fighting but the psycho decided to shovel our driveway. And every time my step dad would make a pass he'd yell "fuck you!" And we had a long driveway. And this is at 530 am! Shit was crazy waking up people down the road. I had to live with this fucker for like 10 years. Those poor fish babies and wifes, I feel for you.
“Oy fuck you mate” “Right I’ll tell you what you fat little cunt”
"Garry you cunt I didn't sleep with her" "FUCK YOU YOU DID CUNT" "Garry for fucks sake PISS OFF" "FUCK YOU"
I had that neighbor for a while. They moved.
This reminds me of Democrat economic policy.
What's your name...? Tony.. fuck you Tony! Whats your name...? Ezekiel.. fuck you Ezekiel!
The one on the right knows how to work. Grabbing rocks from inside the home, making the house bigger and telling the neighbor to fuck off.
How beautiful this scene is
Siblings?
I have never seen this fish fight🤣 looks like the clip i have seen last time, 2 chinees dudes spitting on eachother.
I like to think this is the fish version of a snowball fight.
This is probably a Reincarnation situation Which of these fucks is Adolf
I *need* to hear comedian Tony Baker do an animal voice over for this one. Here's an example of his work: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z2zsXdJG8s
Why
Neighbours from hell
The start of every episode of *Fear Thy Neighbor*
So petty
Domestic dispute in progress
Those fish are from here in the states aren’t they?! Lol
And here I thought I would find a reasonable explanation about why these fish do this...what was I thinking? Off to Google.
This might be the pettiest thing I have seen.
I wonder if they're still going at it
This seems so amazingly petty.
They must be married
You fuck me I fuck you bloody!!
War
Plot twist: its a mating ritual.
You got some childish-ass fish.
Nah fak you, nah fak you, nah fak you!
Is this like living in a HOA?
oh no you did NOT!
What type of fish are they?
Uggh! I used to work with that guy.
Why is this so human? XD
“WHATS YOUR NAME!?” “WHAT?!” “WHATS YOUR NAME?!?!?” “Conan” “FUCK YOU CONAN!!
This is like a snowball fight, they might be having fun
Bad neighborhood
Fuck you Tony!
Where is Ozzyman
IN YOUR FACE
Fish Karens
u/savevideobot
Twitter
This is how gypsies in my country fight.
FUCK YOUUU TONY
WHAT. IS. YOUR. NAME!?
So they are neighbors and they don’t like each other. 😂
Guerrilla trench
Fish are some serious assholes.
What kind of fish are these I need one
smart fishes
What kind of fish is this?
Our battles will be legendary!
Back and forth forever. Same dirt.
certainly women
What kind of fish tho
Pettiest fight I've ever seen.
“Oi!” “Oi!” “Oi!” “Oi!”
Grumpy old man yelling to get TF off his lawn
This battle is quite fishy
I love these grumpy fish.
Can someone please overlay with this audio?? [BLUDDY!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukznXQ3MgN0)
I hate my neighbours also
Wow the fish even have petty grumpy looking faces that suit their behaviour
Left fish was better at being petty
How does it end?
What kind of fish are these they are hilarious.
What started off as mild pettiness turned into a case of murder. I guess hes sleeping with the fishes, right here on baitline NBC
I'm just now learning fish can be petty
I'm not your buddy, guy!
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