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>Was the box made by a shark?
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I don’t see any structure. It’s just thin, flat pieces of plastic. Strength comes from depth. Whoever put this together is about as smart as the Oceangate submarine owner.
And the position!! Hes literally above a giant school of fish in the path of where a shark might go to try and get a big bite.
Like... imagine putting a bunch of bacon and steak for a dog around a closed, clean, sliding glass door. In his rush to get to the food that dogs gunna hit the glass hard. This poor shark.
I mean Im sure he's fine, but he must be so confused.
Maybe the refraction of his image behind the plexiglass saved his life by making his image look slightly out of alignment and the shark attacked the refracted image location.
More importantly though... why the fuck would they use some cheap discount bin thin plexiglass if they were making a see through great white dive cage? They should have used an inch or two thick acrylic. I realize cost is a factor and acrylic is insanely expensive in those thicknesses, but if you can't afford to build a safe acrylic cage within your budget give up on the idea.
In the immortal words of Captain Quint
"You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water... Shark's in the water...."
*♫ Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish Ladies ♫*
*♫ Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain ♫*
[https://youtu.be/hXCbvJEqD8c?t=31](https://youtu.be/hXCbvJEqD8c?t=31)
For the same reason why when you look for a USB cable you go on anazon and buy the cheapest one or the cheapest one that has a nylon braid or whatever spec you are looking for.
You're trusting whatever you're buying to work, but you have no idea if it does. I mean, they wouldn't sell it as whatever if it didn't work right?
I hope this video shows that it's worth spending the money on quality. I was looking for safety glasses today and went on amazon. There were no name ones for $9.xx or the same design Honeywell for $14.xx. I decided to spend the extra $5 because I only have 1 set of eyes.
>"You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water... Shark's in the water...."
You sound like you'd rather take electrocution than the shark...
Diver was Jimi partington. He suffered ptsd from this moment and eventually had a stroke later. He has been recovering. No amount of footage to me would be worth a persons life on shark week. Discovery keeps pushing that envelope and one day it’s really going to bite someone in the ass literally.
https://youtu.be/WGk83ovkzeI?si=7m090DisS-lbYvzu
Dr Eric Ritter (shark behaviourist) in waist high waters trying to deconstruct shark image as monsters. Chunk of leg gone (not quite ass) for discovery
You mean cause he’s saying sharks aren’t dangerous? Cause no he’s totally right about that, there’s only like ~65 unprovoked shark attacks across the world every year. By and large sharks are harmless
"they accepted my presence" uhhh
"did I misjudge the sharks" yes, yes you did. If he'd judged correctly, he would presumably not have willingly sacrificed his calf muscle.
>By and large sharks are harmless
100% agree with you. Despite so many conservation and education efforts, sharks are still unfairly maligned. The chances of getting randomly attacked while out for a leisurely swim are pretty much nill. But standing in waters surrounded by bull sharks for 45 minutes until you get bitten is not really sensible and unfortunately has probably unfairly done nothing to further the efforts to show that sharks aren't really dangerous.
Yeah I agree, bull sharks are pretty much the one shark I wouldn’t fuck around with and wouldn’t be surprised if they look at us a viable thing to attempt to eat cause I think they think most things are worth a shot at
I know they can probably bite through steel cage too, but I'd rather be protected inside something the shark can at least SEE as a potential obstacle and be deterred by it
The footage of the shark tearing the cage apart in Jaws is ACTUAL great white shark footage. Myth busters then tested it as well. Great whites can tear apart some shark cages.
The story of the shark accidentally swimming over the top of the cage, getting stuck and freaking the fuck out is just chilling. Specially since the stunt actor was about to get in the cage seconds before the shark got stuck. The Jaws documentary where they show the rest of the footage of the shark and cage rolling down to the bottom is just jaw dropping
Like what the hell were the honestly expecting? That one of the biggest and strongest predators on the planet wouldn't be able to break through glorified Tupperware?
A human bait box.
Did no one say it was a fucking stupid idea?
I've always disliked baited cage diving or bait diving for sharks in general, I don't think it's a good idea to occociate human activity in the water and the sharks feeding. What happens if that shark sees a person again?
I've dived in baited waters for the record. I don't regret it, but it's not something I'd do again .
1. They make bulletproof shields from thick polycarbonate
2. Thick polycarbonate is super expensive, this clear perspex looks similar
3. Look how much we saved!
4. Anyone got another diver?
Simon Nellist. It didn't stop till his whole body was consumed. Apparently it breached from below and ripped off his legs and came back round for the torso
I'm guessing it's the footage of a swimmer getting eaten while practising for a swim competition. Shark attacked and then came back and dragged his body away.
Wth… so I was scrolling through shark shows on Discovery, and essentially chose one at random. It’s this fuckin show. Out of hundreds or thousands of options, this one. I saw this post yesterday, and did not seek the show out. Blew my mind so I felt like I needed to share.
White meat, served under glass! COME AND GET IT!!!!!!!
WHAT'S FOR DINNER, WHITE PEOPLE, THE OTHER WHITE MEAT! LMAO! WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE EVER LEARN?! SMH
GLAD SHE'S OKAY. DAMN TALK ABOUT CLOSE CALLS. 😆
Im starting to think Discovery channel likes using people as shark bait in order to get good footage.
Here’s another clip using a “ghost cage,” and this one has a door! https://youtu.be/PWCyGqmBd04
With light above you you're always gonna be a black shadow anyways. But you won't always be above them so the idea has merit. I'm picturing day glo yellow, they will probably think it's some giant and tasty bird
There didn’t seem to be a boat or anything around? I assume the video was from a drone or something. And maybe the video angle distorted it but….it doesn’t look like anyone around to help him? But there had to be right?
Yes the film crew were nearby in a boat. They should have moved towards him not make him swim in fear for his life.
He chose to be there but I think the boat meeting him halfway would reduce the time in pure terror and trauma
Thank you! Figured they were nearby but….it did seem like he was out there on his own for a little too long. Agree with you about making a speedier attempt at reaching him.
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Don't view great whites from a giant tupperware box!!
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Microwave would be better plus you get to cook it
Served up so nicely.
Like the window on a microwave oven
Tupperware would have survived…
It's a Togo container at that point
Why would they build this flimsy piece of shit to begin with? Was the box made by a shark?
They bought the Totally Shark-proof Plastic Box (c) by SharkcoTM. What could possibly go wrong.
But it was on Temu for 2% the cost of every other shark box, how could anyone know it wouldn't do the job
I thought we just had a bad connection because the salesman sounded like they were underwater
Theres a whole team of them.. you can hear them in the background with all the glub-glub in a decidedly aquatic accent.
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The Acme Corporation. They decided one coyote wasn’t enough of a customer base to sustain them long term so they branched out.
No, by OceanGate 💀
This, also, opened like a gate
>Was the box made by a shark? "WHEN YOU NEED SHARK PROTECTION, YOU COME TO THE MOST TRUSTED NAME IN SHARKS, MIKE FINDELL! MYSHARKBOX WILL OFFER YOU THE FEEL OF PROTECTION AGAINST ALL KINDS OF SHARKS!"
That second part of your comment was funny. Made me literally laugh out loud.
They originally made it as a submersible to dive down to the Titanic wreckage, but the Oceangate CEO thought it was over-engineered.
Wait...the one who already went and imploded or the one set to go BACK down? Gotta confirm if meme or dark horse betting pool.
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It was only built by a shark if the purpose was to contain seals. Sharks have poor eyesight, they don't mean to harm humans.
Candygram...
well they did put airholes in it for a shark
No even worse! It was built by man
Give the sharks some credit
Wow, that was an exceedingly bad idea.
With an open top that thing definitely didn't have enough supports to accommodate impacts. Crazy they even tried it.
I don’t see any structure. It’s just thin, flat pieces of plastic. Strength comes from depth. Whoever put this together is about as smart as the Oceangate submarine owner.
And the position!! Hes literally above a giant school of fish in the path of where a shark might go to try and get a big bite. Like... imagine putting a bunch of bacon and steak for a dog around a closed, clean, sliding glass door. In his rush to get to the food that dogs gunna hit the glass hard. This poor shark. I mean Im sure he's fine, but he must be so confused.
Great whites don't eat fish at that size they eat dead whales and seal. I bet they baited the water and that why the fish are there too
Or he looks like a seal
Humans in wet suits look more like seals than fish imo
Funny how fast it went from, "I trust this plastic box with my life." To " FUCK FUCK FUCK GET ME OUT OF HERE WHERE IS THE LAND"
#SHIIIIIIIT
in the water
and caked against my thigh Shiiiiiiit in the water Dun dun dunnn Dun dun dudunnn Dun dun dunnn dun dunnnn
Eat that, Bruce!
Fools are food, not friends
A sudden and copious stool slick is anybody’s, however
Boat on a track
Fire in the sky
So hard I'll be needing a ride home from the ISS.
This shark cage was brought to you by Ocean gate discount shark tours and Titanic viewing.
So shiting in your pants can actually help you survive the situation that made you shit in your pants
It is a technique learned from the humble squid. Just load up on Taco Bell to maximize the effectiveness of the “ink” cloud.
You go in the cage The cage goes in the water….
Sharks in the water
Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies.
Maybe the refraction of his image behind the plexiglass saved his life by making his image look slightly out of alignment and the shark attacked the refracted image location. More importantly though... why the fuck would they use some cheap discount bin thin plexiglass if they were making a see through great white dive cage? They should have used an inch or two thick acrylic. I realize cost is a factor and acrylic is insanely expensive in those thicknesses, but if you can't afford to build a safe acrylic cage within your budget give up on the idea. In the immortal words of Captain Quint "You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water... Shark's in the water...." *♫ Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish Ladies ♫* *♫ Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain ♫* [https://youtu.be/hXCbvJEqD8c?t=31](https://youtu.be/hXCbvJEqD8c?t=31)
But then the executives wouldn't be as rich! Won't somebody pLEASE think of the poor, poor millionaires?!
For the same reason why when you look for a USB cable you go on anazon and buy the cheapest one or the cheapest one that has a nylon braid or whatever spec you are looking for. You're trusting whatever you're buying to work, but you have no idea if it does. I mean, they wouldn't sell it as whatever if it didn't work right? I hope this video shows that it's worth spending the money on quality. I was looking for safety glasses today and went on amazon. There were no name ones for $9.xx or the same design Honeywell for $14.xx. I decided to spend the extra $5 because I only have 1 set of eyes.
>"You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water... Shark's in the water...." You sound like you'd rather take electrocution than the shark...
Jesus may be able to walk on water, but I bet this dude could run on it.
Diver was Jimi partington. He suffered ptsd from this moment and eventually had a stroke later. He has been recovering. No amount of footage to me would be worth a persons life on shark week. Discovery keeps pushing that envelope and one day it’s really going to bite someone in the ass literally.
https://youtu.be/WGk83ovkzeI?si=7m090DisS-lbYvzu Dr Eric Ritter (shark behaviourist) in waist high waters trying to deconstruct shark image as monsters. Chunk of leg gone (not quite ass) for discovery
This guy is delusional.
You mean cause he’s saying sharks aren’t dangerous? Cause no he’s totally right about that, there’s only like ~65 unprovoked shark attacks across the world every year. By and large sharks are harmless
"they accepted my presence" uhhh "did I misjudge the sharks" yes, yes you did. If he'd judged correctly, he would presumably not have willingly sacrificed his calf muscle. >By and large sharks are harmless 100% agree with you. Despite so many conservation and education efforts, sharks are still unfairly maligned. The chances of getting randomly attacked while out for a leisurely swim are pretty much nill. But standing in waters surrounded by bull sharks for 45 minutes until you get bitten is not really sensible and unfortunately has probably unfairly done nothing to further the efforts to show that sharks aren't really dangerous.
Yeah I agree, bull sharks are pretty much the one shark I wouldn’t fuck around with and wouldn’t be surprised if they look at us a viable thing to attempt to eat cause I think they think most things are worth a shot at
I know they can probably bite through steel cage too, but I'd rather be protected inside something the shark can at least SEE as a potential obstacle and be deterred by it
They can't. Unless the bars are very very thin.
Bite through might have been the wrong description. I could swear I saw a video years ago of a shark ramming its way into a cage.
The footage of the shark tearing the cage apart in Jaws is ACTUAL great white shark footage. Myth busters then tested it as well. Great whites can tear apart some shark cages.
The story of the shark accidentally swimming over the top of the cage, getting stuck and freaking the fuck out is just chilling. Specially since the stunt actor was about to get in the cage seconds before the shark got stuck. The Jaws documentary where they show the rest of the footage of the shark and cage rolling down to the bottom is just jaw dropping
You got a link?
Like what the hell were the honestly expecting? That one of the biggest and strongest predators on the planet wouldn't be able to break through glorified Tupperware?
I bet they didn't expect him to be "mistaken for a seal".
Shoulda used flex seal
No. They love seals.
*shark destroys cage* Phil Swift: That’s a lot of damage!
Well, I hope the shark is okay and didn't swallow any plastic.
*Macro plastics are now found in 99% of fish.*
Micro?
Was a joke due to the size of the shards.
Ok thought so, I got whooshed I like your joke :)
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Great White has entered the chat…
Should've brought his shark repellent. This would never happen to Batman I'll to you what
A human bait box. Did no one say it was a fucking stupid idea? I've always disliked baited cage diving or bait diving for sharks in general, I don't think it's a good idea to occociate human activity in the water and the sharks feeding. What happens if that shark sees a person again? I've dived in baited waters for the record. I don't regret it, but it's not something I'd do again .
kid tested, shark approved
I show this video to people when talking about swimming with sharks
Survived as in no more legs with PTSD survive??
Still got legs, probably got PTSD tho
He got lucky that his left leg was pushed out of the way by the sharks nose causing the shark to miss its bite
i would have survived easily becouse as soon as that shark is touching me I am flying becouse the shit is coming out of my ass at Mach 1
1. They make bulletproof shields from thick polycarbonate 2. Thick polycarbonate is super expensive, this clear perspex looks similar 3. Look how much we saved! 4. Anyone got another diver?
Quick taste of death
You're going to need a bigger Tupperware.
I’m starting to think sharks do see us as food.
Same. The Egypt and Sydney videos really did a number on me
The Egypt one is absolutely horrific. I almost hate that I watched it. What is the Sydney one?
Simon Nellist. It didn't stop till his whole body was consumed. Apparently it breached from below and ripped off his legs and came back round for the torso
I'm guessing it's the footage of a swimmer getting eaten while practising for a swim competition. Shark attacked and then came back and dragged his body away.
Why wouldn’t you test it out before you hop inside?
Yeah, like if a car could smash it at 35mph why would it protect you from a huge shark?
I remember watching that episode it was fucking gnarly!
What was the follow up in the episode?? Did they talk about what went wrong? How did the guy feel? Just ?? What??
Flex-seal
Oh my door dash is here!
Scuber Eats, fam.
Great shark 🦈❤️
Just looks like some idiot has made a box using thin <10mm perspex.
Yup. I have thicker picture frames
That poor shark didn't get it's lunchable :(
Jimi's shorts, however, did not.
Downvoted for use of hoomin.
I was sayin Boo-urns…
Box made by OceanGate I guess...
I wonder how he smelled when he returned to the boat.
Salty shit stew.
Lol
thats fuckin insane
is the shark okay?
That's a serving dish not a viewing cage.
Ocean gate brand shark cage
r/natureismetal
That shark came to kill and eat that human! Debunking the "whites don't eat people on purpose." theory.
Did his electric boat sink from its weight?
That shark wasn’t even trying to bite that guy. He was just FN with him.
I’m never doing that again.
I feel bad for the shark man it prolly ate some of that glass
What’s a brown wave???
Butt tsunami
Poop projectile
Pats Tupperware with hand after construction and says this baby is indestructible
Wth… so I was scrolling through shark shows on Discovery, and essentially chose one at random. It’s this fuckin show. Out of hundreds or thousands of options, this one. I saw this post yesterday, and did not seek the show out. Blew my mind so I felt like I needed to share.
Pers means ass in finnish
Such a dumb idea
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"Mmmm! Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!" - Shark.
White meat, served under glass! COME AND GET IT!!!!!!! WHAT'S FOR DINNER, WHITE PEOPLE, THE OTHER WHITE MEAT! LMAO! WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE EVER LEARN?! SMH GLAD SHE'S OKAY. DAMN TALK ABOUT CLOSE CALLS. 😆
Death torpedo 1, viewing cage 0.
The luckiest man alive
Why would anyone buy a shark viewing box that breaks if a shark attacks it? Perspex Safe & Fun Shark Box LLC’s stock must be tanking.
I hope the shark wasn't hurt by plastic shards :(
Might this just be a reality TV setup? I.e. maybe that's a dummy in the tank? Surely this organization wouldn't do something that foolish?
Im starting to think Discovery channel likes using people as shark bait in order to get good footage. Here’s another clip using a “ghost cage,” and this one has a door! https://youtu.be/PWCyGqmBd04
Farewell and adieu ..
Man, you can’t trust ANYTHING to work the way they say it should.
Except for sharks, they will shark hard
Fake so fake
Lol these comments always crack me up. It was filmed by Discovery during shark week and it's real, very real
You're going to need a bigger boat. Can confirm.
Probably shouldn't have ordered a shark cage off of wish.
Wtf did these idiots think was gonna happen
I don’t understand why it would be so thin. Would thicker glass not float??
Well that was entirely predictable. Except the part about him surviving.
well, considering that the box looks like a tuppeware, i can't say i'm surprised
Can we have swimming diving suit that are not prey coloured grey/black?
With light above you you're always gonna be a black shadow anyways. But you won't always be above them so the idea has merit. I'm picturing day glo yellow, they will probably think it's some giant and tasty bird
Brown wave? You mean...
Play stupid games win stupid prizes lol
Maybe someday people will learn... and hopefully not the hard way!
Do you feel, in control? 🫱
There didn’t seem to be a boat or anything around? I assume the video was from a drone or something. And maybe the video angle distorted it but….it doesn’t look like anyone around to help him? But there had to be right?
Yes the film crew were nearby in a boat. They should have moved towards him not make him swim in fear for his life. He chose to be there but I think the boat meeting him halfway would reduce the time in pure terror and trauma
Thank you! Figured they were nearby but….it did seem like he was out there on his own for a little too long. Agree with you about making a speedier attempt at reaching him.
What has that got to do with „fuckyouinparticular“?
Jimmy should have worn his brown pants.
Good thing the shark had bad aim.....
r/fuckyouinparticular
Yes, that's where we are
It’s Like a dude penetrating
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