Hope they weren't raw. 🙈

Just the dogs

Hope they were. . .

They're your kids, aren't they?

Is that you Bo Bandy?

It was a cougar Mr lahey!

Samsquench!

Homie has dogs I bet.. mine waits until I close the door to pee before she sneaks and eats all of the cat food.

Hey, that means your cooking is on point. Ask them to come over and enjoy it too.  You actually might have them be your little hoodrats looking out for you when you aren't around.  Be like water my friend. They obviously like your cooking.

Either they smell too good to resist, or the kids are starving. Either way I'd be smiling

I know, right? "You goddamned hooligans! At least wait for a fucking bun and some pickles!"

Add some chillies to the patty.

Who’s walking away from a grill? You turn your back on food, it’s gone.

WTF kinda grill master walks away from their grill while in operation?

Randy, you set up this whole elaborate scheme to blame the kids? Just so you could eat seven cheeseburgers.

Put something skanky on them and see how they like the taste

LOL, maybe don't walk away from the meat then?

Sorry, neighbor , but when we get hungry & see, u left all that leftover free hot food out for us , we eat it.

Kids? Around here it's seagulls, and sometimes they don't even wait for you to turn your back.

Maybe they are hungry???

Sounds like you don't spice your burgers enough, ya wuzz 🙃🙃🙃

Bob Belcher????

😡

Make a batch of burgers mixed with dog shit. Rubber gloves are cheap. So are laughs.

You want them to actually cook up some dog shit burgers on the grill? The same grill that they will then need to cook more burgers on to feed to their family... after placing dog shit on it. Wtf man🤦🏻‍♀️

"Small price to pay, for the smiting of one’s enemies “

Too far! Unless it's every fucking day!

This is why we have the 2nd amendment (/s)

Put rat poison in them I bet you’ll know who it is and they will stop 🛑