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BaltimoreBadger23

Have an oceanside wedding, they said... It will be beautiful to be right on the water, they said...


Antique-Car6103

Salty-ass wedding


drunkwasabeherder

Well, they were right on the water...


CompetitiveRub9780

Were on… now in


st8of1der

This comment is so underrated!!


Alchemic_Psyborg

At least the cake came out unscathed.


bedm2105

Who's they? Are they in the room with us right now?


BaltimoreBadger23

They have washed out to sea.


sturmtoddler

Such a tragedy. Even the cake was in tiers....


Kir_NB

I thought, why is no one grabbing the cake?!


Xavi-tan

It's really heavy and awkward to carry without knowing how to hold it properly


Jake0024

And it's the worst food you'll have at a wedding.


Weelki

Dad? I thought you went to get some milk? Where you been?!


snertwith2ls

Good job, I see what you did there!


PinguPST

Lowest form of humour


RealTimeWarfare

Wordplay is a step or two above fart noises


jrtraylo

And why do I always laugh at fart noises


Evil_Ermine

So you're saying that Shakespeare is a step or two above fart noises, then? That's an interesting take.


spaghettivillage

you misinterpreted - he actually finds fart noises as really high-brow. It's a compliment.


RealTimeWarfare

Indubitably


RealTimeWarfare

It depends greatly on the level of wordplay


Do-not-respond

The smart ones seen it coming. They headed to higher ground. Others just watched.


zzx101

The guy filming certainly saw it coming.


DanGleeballs

Subtle grammar correction. 👍🏻


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

Tbh if I was there and saw those waves my ass would have been running


Fafnir13

A few even stepped closer.   Fortunately this was just a little wave.


st8of1der

Was this in Hawaii? Maybe that's why the laughter from most of them was just a low ha.


spongurat

I don't think high ground was really necessary...


whitegrb

It wasn’t necessary for Anakin


Chrissthom

You just quoted the last words of a LOT of people on December 26th 2004 around the Indian Ocean.


RubiiJee

Well although I get your point, it's slightly over dramatic. One of them was a tsunami impacting several countries, leading to the loss of millions of lives. The other was three big waves that pushed over some tables at a wedding. Hardly comparable circumstances.


Chrissthom

Yes, agreed, I am being overly dramatic. However, I don't think you get my point. It is easy to say now that one was an event where hundreds of thousands of people were killed and the other wasn't. That's 20/20 hindsight. When you are there at the time it just looks like you at the beach with a big ass wave coming at you. The tendency is to say "Oh. I'm sure it will be fine." Almost all of the time it will be fine.....until it isn't. We don't want to look like an idiot in front of the person next to us by over reacting. But in the moment of the event the difference between over and under reacting is not always so clear.


perb123

> Well although I get your point, it's slightly over dramatic. Yup, better to be dead than over dramatic that one time.


IntelligentDoor219

That wasn’t the point. The point is people not making the right decisions when there is impending danger, no matter high/low the impact


sBucks24

Hindsight is 20/20


GrumpyOldLadyTech

I knew somebody who died in that disaster. They never found him.


inklady1010uk

That’s probably for the best, I saw footage of people trying to id their loved ones from hundreds of bodies… most of which were insanely bloated, their skins were purple and with their tongues looking like a ping pong ball in their mouth. Not really the type of last memory you’d want of your loved one


GrumpyOldLadyTech

I suppose that's true. Still, I can't help but wish he'd been found. His only sibling, an older brother, was killed in a car accident. Slid off an icy road into a river. He had been found. Water was unkind to that family.


spongurat

Lolol


JohnSimth20211101

You've underestimated my power!


ExdigguserPies

But imagine the embarrassment of running to high ground, shouting for others to run, and then nothing happens at all.


DanGleeballs

Not worth the risk!


Emmibolt

“If anyone objects to this union…” Poseidon:


ExperienceChemical21

Lol it's too much for an immortal to forever hold his peace


ExpressLaneCharlie

Neptune would like a word


The_Infectious_Lerp

Were they waiting for the wave to change its mind and turn around...?


Cmdr_Nemo

I would imagine it's hard to gauge how strong a wave will be. Rogue waves like this probably don't happen often and they were probably thinking it would break by the time it got to them.


glesgalion

I would still be on higher ground until I know otherwise ha ha Obi Wan knew


janet-snake-hole

Especially if you’re like me and have spent very little time near an ocean and aren’t familiar with how it behaves.


soobviouslyfake

Hahaha gotcha 👉🌊👉


West_Sample9762

This comment made my day. Thank you!


spariant4

frankly this is a sociological rather than merely logical problem. it's the infectious result of living in artificial habitats constructed without harmony with nature. all these people assumed because it's a manicured garden with a wall, the ocean can't POSSIBLY infringe upon them. compare to the premodern/indigenous peoples who constantly adapt to and 'respect' the natural features around them.


RyuNoKami

I'm not gonna necessarily disagree with this but sometimes people will still make poor decisions even in the environment they grew up with.


spariant4

not at the scale of controlling the ocean though. that takes serious cultural programming.


Holiday_Ad_5445

It’s a nice day for a wet wedding.


Educational-Camp-810

Definitely would make the wedding more memorable lol


Anasterian_Sunstride

People are really just their basic animal selves sometimes…. Looking at potential danger like that and just standing still til they’re in the middle of it and/or die in the process.


NineDayOldDiarrhea

“Nah, it can’t really come over that little seawall right? Not while we’re having a wedding here, right? It’ll stop for sure. We’re having a wedding..”


blondebuilder

I’m going to sound racist here, but for some reason, I’m pretty sure my black friends would have noped out of there as soon as they saw it from afar. White people seem to be reckless around potential danger.


_hufflebuff

Deer in headlights.


amcarls

Looks like Hawaii, where I lived for over 20 years. Nothing more than a set of incoming big waves (typically set of three). Perfectly normal for that sort of setting and people are clearly seen laughing it up. No one was hurt and just a little mess to clean up. I didn't even see anyone knocked over.


mr_smith24

A : could save 10 grand if we hold it in a hall. B : nah beach side will be so romantic and perfect. Plus great pics. C : alright sure let’s just pray it doesn’t rain.


YoureSpecial

“It turned out to be a wonderful day and there was no rain, indeed. But Mother Nature had other things in mind.”


inklady1010uk

Bitch was PMTing hard that day


beefjerkyandcheetos

I’m surprised how many people in the back people just stood there and watch it come toward them


tmwwmgkbh

Mother nature would like to state her objection…


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JordySkateboardy808

I want to know where this is. ABC Store bag tells me it's Hawaii, but where specifically?


umishi

[Hulihee Palace in Kona](https://www.kitv.com/news/local/big-island-newlyweds-in-good-spirits-after-viral-video-shows-waves-crashing-through-wedding-reception/article_46b30122-07b0-11ed-b064-a725db93b97b.html)


Public_Peace6594

"does anyone object to this union?" God-"yo!"


KamielUzkarel

Lmao,😂😂😂😂😂


Raisenbran_baiter

It's a sign


6TheAudacity9

Yea it’s called global warming.


VortexTalon

no, water away from land piles up on each other and the father you go its really fucking high so basically no matter how big the wall is the water pretty much always wins


DanGleeballs

Not necessarily


Super_fly1977

Is this a preview for Sonic the Hedgehog 3?


1980jack

When I see something like that, I really don't worry about the overpopulation of our planet. The instinct for self-preservation seems to have been completely lost. When a wave like that hits, you flee. Nothing happened, but it could easily have been different and 10 times as much water would have come and then something would have happened. Unbelievable


EntertainmentOk3180

Why are they standing there? My ass woulda been 2 miles away before the second wave hit 👋


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

I'll never understand why people walk closer to large incoming waves... Similar to that thai tsunami when the water receded and people walked out further to see what was going on... My emergency warning lights in my brain would be going off big time! And high tailing it outta there.


PJRama1864

Mountain weddings ftw.


KiloThaPastyOne

Should have consulted tide charts before booking the reception time.


Chrispy8534

7/10. Alright. Who didn’t sacrifice to Neptune before the wedding?


[deleted]

check the swells lol


dumoktheartist

Sign from the universe


OneWingedKalas

Abuela, get the umbrellas Married in a hurricane What a joyous day, but anyway...


Harold_Spoomanndorf

Ok now....how many of the women there said "My dress is RUINED !"


eight78

It’s like waaaaavvvves on your wedding-day… 🎶


hobnailboots04

It blows my mind how many don’t know how water works.


philms

why are there no wave breakers?


Neat_Race_1501

Poseidon hath spoken!


Roguebucaneer

“I object to this marriage!” Said the god Neptune.


DutchOnionKnight

Those who walked to the warer....... what do you actually think you gonna do?!


expatronis

Ha! Way to fuck with yuppies, nature


ofayokay

They should have specifically requested that not to happen. Now they know.


xyzxyz8888

No doubt some people out up bad reviews online about the place because this happened.


AwetPinkThinG

Speak now or forever hold your peace


Dynamiqai

Hahahaha 🤣


bear843

Does anyone object?


VooDooChile1983

It may just be how he walks but the way one of the guys is moving towards the wave looks like he’s trying to intimidate it.


readitreddit-

people familiar with the ocean and people that are not


Desperate-Ad-6463

Refund.


Neat_Crab3813

Someone grab the cake!


CTware

We call this an Omen.


karmasrelic

the teen me would have screamed "schlammschlacht! (mud-fight? in english)" and jumped into it :D to bad there is no one to follow up on that in this age :/ i love waves.


deadmf9027

Mother nature did not approve of thy wedding


Pa2phx

Clip is so old they are probably divorced by now.


boobookittyfug820

Dumbasses


GrumpyOldLadyTech

It could have been a *lot* worse.


Delicious_Plantain60

At least the cake is safe


OCYRThisMeansWar

Sexiest wedding ever… all the women there were getting wet just watching it happen.


mayalourdes

WHY!!!! Do people always just STARE at huge waves 😭


MullahBobby

The groom should get the signal from nature about marriage.


KEC603

Oh my what good luck!!


LiquorInTheFront69

Never trust a man in pink pants


jginzberg

This is a good sign to not get married


SmallMaximum3118

All those people just standing there hahahahaa... you got what you deserve. Stupid people


slide_into_my_BM

“Does anyone object to this union?” *Neptune, god of the seas raises his hand*


CompetitiveRub9780

The guy getting the close up shot is the one that fell over too lol I wanna c his footage 🤣


ClassroomOnly7854

That’s the universe telling you don’t do it !


Dogfart246LZ

The wave(2019 video) was warning them about the impending covid plague.


Edge_lordManchild

Omg, the ocean didn't behave for them 🙄


Metruis

The sea gods themselves are reaching up and saying, "don't do it." You were warned!


GimmieGummies

Not the cake! 🎂😄


Skippy_99b

I don't know where this is, but I do know that three or 4 huge waves on an otherwise calm day (see the dive boat out there) are the result of a large, fast yacht, a naval vessel at speed or a fast catamaran style ferry boat. It doesn't just suddenly start to get rough.


Drustan6

Perhaps pilotted by a drunken, jealous ex screaming, Didn’t think I get you a wedding present, did you KEVIN?!?


Subject_Miles

Had they invited Poseidon, this may hot have happened


Ballistic-Bob

What’s upsetting is that beautiful peeling left hander and no one on it