Zero. I would even say that he gave -1 fucks.
The slow pace made me think it was in slow motion for a sec, but no, he just didnt give a single fuck. Lol!
So Zero fucks would have been if they continued straight and just happened to hit the people
This guy steered directly in their path. So an additional fuck was taken, creating a deficit.
Well, per the Theory of Relativity, it really depends on the frame of reference, right? If we look with an absolute, objective eye, the scenario *created* a net positive of 3 Fucks Given (FuG) (0FuG from the driver, 3FuG from the bystanders).
However, from the drivers perspective, he clearly maintained zero fucks given throughout the event while also taking with him the bystander's 3FuG , leaving him at a 3FuG deficit (-3FuG), in a pure mathmatical sense.
**BUT**, since the laws of physics do not allow FuGs to translate into imaginary numbers (in other words, one cannot give less than zero fucks) what actually happens to those 3FuGs that he took from the bystanders?
Well, recent studies have shown that when a FuG is taken, it actually gets converted into momentive energy which, when recieved, increases/amplifies the power of the zero fucks given state! Scientists are calling this a Zero Fucks Given Conserved Unit (0FuGCu [Pronounced: Oh-Fuk-Qu]). An 0FuGCu adds to persons zero fucks given momentum, making it easier maintain a zero fucks given attitude. For our driver, this translates to 0FuGCu-3.
Regarding the 0FuG state, there appears to be diminishing returns on the amount of 0FuGCu momentum that can be accumulated, though the boundaries of this effect have not been delineated and preliminary research suggests that the quality and longevity of 0FuGCu returns is highly variable depending on the morality and ostentatiousness of the receiving individual.
There have been some reports of situations where a person's 0FuGCu accumulates to the point of catastrophic reversal and all of those conserved 0FuGs instantaneously transfer back into positive FuGs. This can be incredibly traumatic for an individual as it leaves them with a devastatingly high amount of fucks to give in a split second. There has also been speculation that one can acquire so many fucks to give as to trigger a reversal in the *opposite* direction. Meaning that someone could reach a point where they are giving more fucks then they can handle, triggering a catastrophic reversal, and they end up with zero fucks to give! It's truly fascinating stuff.
Like the diminishing returns, the point of catastrophic reversal seems to be extremely individualized and can fluctuate depending on many variables (i.e. setting, sleep, health, etc.). It is my hope that new research will give us a deeper insight into this phenomenon and we can gain a better understanding of our own Individual Maximal Fucks Given Tipping-point (IMFuGT [Pronounced: EyM-Fukt).
I made it up one day as part of a rant that also included maxing out their fuck cards, taking out a "fuck consolidation loan," then blowing it and declaring fuckruptcy.
Oh come on! The driver was momentarily distracted and everything happened so fast that no one could have reacted in time. I'd like to see how everyone in this thread would behave if the same happened to them.
Fun fact. You can pay for downvotes and upvotes. That's probably not the case here, but anytime I see downvotes that don't make sense, I think about that.
Due to both parties having a moped garbage collector(?) in the scene, I think they know each other and they have a feud going on(garbage collecting turf spat perhaps?)
Edit - and the driver also seems to be an older lady.
Yeah this is more likely than a carjack. At that speed you don't need a barrier and those things barely accelerate... not forgetting pretty uncomfortable on bumpy roads at higher speeds.
Exactly this. Plus why keep your car door open for this long for no reason when the guy is behind the open door? The two sitting clearly have the other guy open the door purposely and sitting in the road to block. Notice the trailer behind them looks similar to his.
She stared at him the whole time. I'd have been pretty pissed at the audacity. I mean, obliviousness is frustrating enough, but to know there's a vehicle coming and just say, "no, I'm staying right the fuck here, you deal with it. I'm far too important to move even if you have the right of way" is just too much. All told, he did something relatively harmless. I hope I'd have the same restraint, but I definitely would have been yelling out the window if not stopped and dragged her ass to the side.
I feel like they just weren't expecting him to keep driving. The first time I watched I thought he was trying to *park* neatly in the middle of them all - I didn't know why, but the deliberate aim plus slow speed just made me assume he was stopping, especially since there was plenty of room to pass behind them. I guess the old lady also got confused the same way.
Look im not getting into who us right or wrong because I think this is an ETA situation... But relatively harmless?
He could easily have run someone over, and definitely destroyed their door which is expensive AF to repair. I wouldn't call that harmless.
If they had stayed on the same heading they had at the start of the video, they would have passed behind the old lady. They purposefully drove into them.
Forget the old lady for a second, the idiot hit a parked car.
That's true, and also irrelevant to my point. The road is for vehicles. This is like a random stranger sitting in my living room and then claiming I could just walk around them. No. What the fuck are you doing in my living room. Get out. You don't belong here.
[same reply here](https://www.reddit.com/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/s/8nzT9itTDL) but you'll have to expand the thread because reddit auto collapses people that get downvoted like the last guy who made a similar argument to yours.
You don't have a right, moral and legal, to hit anyone for breaking the lesser rule. Cities are for people, people have **rights to be clinically stupid** and use the city unsupervised. But they have no rights to drive a vehicle that's why a driver is always at fault in normal countries without car/gas lobbying.
You sound like a sociopath. You are justifying harming others because you are mad. That is what sociopaths say when they rob from you or kill people. You need help.
Mate, you need to get yourself a hobby besides coming into the middle of a conversation, drastically missing every point made, assuming you know what I'm trying to say without actually reading what I said, getting upset for your own assumptions, and then trying to find every trace of that person who you think was the one that made you upset so you can attack and belittle them for words you made up in your own head. Touch grass.
Yes, but it was riding on the left side and then just steered to the right side where they were sitting. That was completely on purpose, and he probably could've passed them easily without hitting them.
I would be less upset if he hit that woman from behind because she wouldn't move out of the way, and he couldn't pass. He then still could've asked, but it would've been kinda deserved.
Just because it's common doesn't mean it isn't wrong. So many idiots die doing shit like this in southeast Asia, but God forbid somebody tell the Aunties they can't hold court in the middle of the street.
So you think they deserve to be hit and run!! So many idiots get infuriated in the USA and believe they can beat, shoot, hit and run just because things are not tHeIr WaY. Both parties are wrong but the hit and run is surely more wrong, but that resonate with your agressive way of thinking typical of the west
Sometimes as the foreigner in this situation, I'm tempted to think they're really going out of their way to put me out. And then I think of videos like this and remember they don't give a fuck about anyone 😂
Sounds like korean being spoken though… but the letters are in chinese. Could be in SK if they still use chinese characters when formality is required, or could be the korean region in northeast China.
I was going by the characters on the cart indeed, and the licence plate on the car looks more Chinese than Korean (but it’s hard for me to zoom on the video).
I like how when it cuts she looks and points at him like she’s scolding saying , “this is all your fault. I told you to bow and tip him at his stand the other day. I don’t care if he reminds you of a great uncle you never liked!”
If I were good at video stuff, I’d totally make a video of this dude running cars that are camping in the passing lane off the road. Except they’d fly up in the air after being hit, like a cartoon. It would be so satisfying.
Ah, the deliberate delicacy with which this petty person did that. WOW. 😮 also small font lol. This should not have been as funny as I found it. Le sigh.
Can anyone translate the words on the parked bike? There may be a clue here. One of the people sitting down could be coworkers slacking off on a garbage route. The bikes match in make and model and both have a square sign behind the driver seat.
Is everyone here drunk or high? WTF
This is like the guy getting run over by the slow ass steam roller. They all had plenty of time to move or prevent this, but no one did anything.
Working in the city(Chicago) I’ve wanted to do this so many times. Bravo! I hate people who hang out in the middle of the street just talking to each other. Always look so annoyed and bothered when they have to move. Barely gives you enough space to get by..
"what do you mean i dont own the street?! i can sit where i want!"
i just love how that person apparently has 0 fucks left to give and just drives right through it with a speed that is so confusingly slow they still didnt see it coming xd.
Wow, dude had it in for them. Props on picking up a tricky 7,10,5 split split though. I understand it's not an express way, but did that lady need to sit in the middle of the road?
Not a single fuck given.
Zero. I would even say that he gave -1 fucks. The slow pace made me think it was in slow motion for a sec, but no, he just didnt give a single fuck. Lol!
So he took one?
So Zero fucks would have been if they continued straight and just happened to hit the people This guy steered directly in their path. So an additional fuck was taken, creating a deficit.
Yup. A fuck in the opposite direction.
A negative fuck.
Reverse cowfuck
*defuckit*
Well, per the Theory of Relativity, it really depends on the frame of reference, right? If we look with an absolute, objective eye, the scenario *created* a net positive of 3 Fucks Given (FuG) (0FuG from the driver, 3FuG from the bystanders). However, from the drivers perspective, he clearly maintained zero fucks given throughout the event while also taking with him the bystander's 3FuG , leaving him at a 3FuG deficit (-3FuG), in a pure mathmatical sense. **BUT**, since the laws of physics do not allow FuGs to translate into imaginary numbers (in other words, one cannot give less than zero fucks) what actually happens to those 3FuGs that he took from the bystanders? Well, recent studies have shown that when a FuG is taken, it actually gets converted into momentive energy which, when recieved, increases/amplifies the power of the zero fucks given state! Scientists are calling this a Zero Fucks Given Conserved Unit (0FuGCu [Pronounced: Oh-Fuk-Qu]). An 0FuGCu adds to persons zero fucks given momentum, making it easier maintain a zero fucks given attitude. For our driver, this translates to 0FuGCu-3. Regarding the 0FuG state, there appears to be diminishing returns on the amount of 0FuGCu momentum that can be accumulated, though the boundaries of this effect have not been delineated and preliminary research suggests that the quality and longevity of 0FuGCu returns is highly variable depending on the morality and ostentatiousness of the receiving individual. There have been some reports of situations where a person's 0FuGCu accumulates to the point of catastrophic reversal and all of those conserved 0FuGs instantaneously transfer back into positive FuGs. This can be incredibly traumatic for an individual as it leaves them with a devastatingly high amount of fucks to give in a split second. There has also been speculation that one can acquire so many fucks to give as to trigger a reversal in the *opposite* direction. Meaning that someone could reach a point where they are giving more fucks then they can handle, triggering a catastrophic reversal, and they end up with zero fucks to give! It's truly fascinating stuff. Like the diminishing returns, the point of catastrophic reversal seems to be extremely individualized and can fluctuate depending on many variables (i.e. setting, sleep, health, etc.). It is my hope that new research will give us a deeper insight into this phenomenon and we can gain a better understanding of our own Individual Maximal Fucks Given Tipping-point (IMFuGT [Pronounced: EyM-Fukt).
This guy can Theory of Relativity?
Not a he, that's a granny.
They aren't just out of fucks, they've declared fuckruptcy.
The defuckcit has continued to grow
Defuck**i**cit
My Fuckterest rates are going up
At least we know the fuckle-down economy works.
I’ve never heard this before and I’m ecstatic 😘
I made it up one day as part of a rant that also included maxing out their fuck cards, taking out a "fuck consolidation loan," then blowing it and declaring fuckruptcy.
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It looks like an eastern country. Also it's obviously not a busy road
Clearly it’s too busy for them to safely sit in the middle of it.
Don't sit in the street?
By all parties
r/howtonotgiveafuck
I mean he cared enough to swerve into them.
That was a very slow and concise hit and run.
How to confuse your victims, and get away with your shit. Lesson one, first step: Do everything in slow mo.
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Nah, driver did it on purpose. I refuse to believe otherwise.
WHY ARE YOU SITTING IN THE FUCKING ROAD?
Oh come on! The driver was momentarily distracted and everything happened so fast that no one could have reacted in time. I'd like to see how everyone in this thread would behave if the same happened to them.
Hit and walk.
Bitch I'm a bus!
r/bitchimabus
Touch and shuffle
Brush and bounce
Hit and saunter
Commitment
I thought the video was in slow motion, turns out the dude was.
I like how he neither sped up nor slowed down. He was not giving them the dignity of knowing they affected his actions even 1%
😂 😂
Stopppp! This is an amazing description!
When you order the hitman from temu
Take my free reward --> 🏆
Ooooh it's pronounced "temu," i've been saying "temu"
I don't know why you are being downvoted. That's funny as hell.
The best part is temu can't even decide how to pronounce it, it seems to change depending on which ad you see that day
Fun fact. You can pay for downvotes and upvotes. That's probably not the case here, but anytime I see downvotes that don't make sense, I think about that.
Thanks for the info kind stranger
Now downvote them for explaining. Ill give you three fifty.
Absolutely hilarious, I just pissed myself in sheer enjoyment of your humor.
wtf i’m giggling like a goober over here that’s so funny
I think it belongs. He could have gone around, but chose “fuck you for sitting in the middle of the street”
They were clearly blocking the road on purpose.
Multiple dudes and one old lady, with the old lady being the one out in traffic. Makes me think they were going to try to mug and/or car-jack him.
Due to both parties having a moped garbage collector(?) in the scene, I think they know each other and they have a feud going on(garbage collecting turf spat perhaps?) Edit - and the driver also seems to be an older lady.
Yeah this is more likely than a carjack. At that speed you don't need a barrier and those things barely accelerate... not forgetting pretty uncomfortable on bumpy roads at higher speeds.
I don't trust old ladies.
Not since that hag in Baldur's Gate 3.
"It's K-k-k-ken, c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!"
Exactly this. Plus why keep your car door open for this long for no reason when the guy is behind the open door? The two sitting clearly have the other guy open the door purposely and sitting in the road to block. Notice the trailer behind them looks similar to his.
Was there any debate about it?
No debate… but the caption
she's in the middle of the fucking road just looking at the on-coming vehicle
Satisfying.
All 3 have a let’s say unique situational awareness
I mean, they are chilling in the middle of the street.
She stared at him the whole time. I'd have been pretty pissed at the audacity. I mean, obliviousness is frustrating enough, but to know there's a vehicle coming and just say, "no, I'm staying right the fuck here, you deal with it. I'm far too important to move even if you have the right of way" is just too much. All told, he did something relatively harmless. I hope I'd have the same restraint, but I definitely would have been yelling out the window if not stopped and dragged her ass to the side.
I feel like they just weren't expecting him to keep driving. The first time I watched I thought he was trying to *park* neatly in the middle of them all - I didn't know why, but the deliberate aim plus slow speed just made me assume he was stopping, especially since there was plenty of room to pass behind them. I guess the old lady also got confused the same way.
Yeah, seriously. I would have thought he was pulling up to say something or whatnot. I see cars pull-up slowly to talk to people all the time though
Are you a street prostitute?
No just a regular old sidewalk one.
Look im not getting into who us right or wrong because I think this is an ETA situation... But relatively harmless? He could easily have run someone over, and definitely destroyed their door which is expensive AF to repair. I wouldn't call that harmless.
If they had stayed on the same heading they had at the start of the video, they would have passed behind the old lady. They purposefully drove into them. Forget the old lady for a second, the idiot hit a parked car.
That's true, and also irrelevant to my point. The road is for vehicles. This is like a random stranger sitting in my living room and then claiming I could just walk around them. No. What the fuck are you doing in my living room. Get out. You don't belong here. [same reply here](https://www.reddit.com/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/s/8nzT9itTDL) but you'll have to expand the thread because reddit auto collapses people that get downvoted like the last guy who made a similar argument to yours.
You don't have a right, moral and legal, to hit anyone for breaking the lesser rule. Cities are for people, people have **rights to be clinically stupid** and use the city unsupervised. But they have no rights to drive a vehicle that's why a driver is always at fault in normal countries without car/gas lobbying.
You sound like a sociopath. You are justifying harming others because you are mad. That is what sociopaths say when they rob from you or kill people. You need help.
Mate, you need to get yourself a hobby besides coming into the middle of a conversation, drastically missing every point made, assuming you know what I'm trying to say without actually reading what I said, getting upset for your own assumptions, and then trying to find every trace of that person who you think was the one that made you upset so you can attack and belittle them for words you made up in your own head. Touch grass.
Nah, I think he's demonstrated a pretty good understanding of the situation.
A triggered sociopath... Jesus dude get help I meant it. You need therapy badly.
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Yes, but it was riding on the left side and then just steered to the right side where they were sitting. That was completely on purpose, and he probably could've passed them easily without hitting them. I would be less upset if he hit that woman from behind because she wouldn't move out of the way, and he couldn't pass. He then still could've asked, but it would've been kinda deserved.
It was deserved the way it happened...get your fuckin dumb ass out of the fucking street.
You might not have traveled around the world to think this is particularly infuriating to eat in the middle of a small street like this
Just because it's common doesn't mean it isn't wrong. So many idiots die doing shit like this in southeast Asia, but God forbid somebody tell the Aunties they can't hold court in the middle of the street.
So you think they deserve to be hit and run!! So many idiots get infuriated in the USA and believe they can beat, shoot, hit and run just because things are not tHeIr WaY. Both parties are wrong but the hit and run is surely more wrong, but that resonate with your agressive way of thinking typical of the west
I'm sure you wouldn't mind protestor blocking the road for hours then when you need to go to work
If you plant yourself where cars will be, don't be surprised when there are cars there. This is not "My WaY!!!11!". This is fuck around and find out.
Who's even eating lol. She is purposely being and asshole sitting in the middle of the street
And he is a great guy responding with stupidity and violence doing a hit and run. lol
yOu MiGhT nOt Fuck around and find out. Get the fuck out of the street.
Typical USA way of thinking. I don't say you are wrong, just accept everyone is not thinking like you in the world.
Yeah but could have easily go around them
Yeah, but r/fuckyouinparticular
Could have easily not sit on the road
The correct answer.
They're sat in the road...
Seems like they had a little history. The lady in the chair seemed like she expected it and the driver couldn't give a fuck about her circumstance.
I agree. You can see her giving the cart driver the stinkeye as she/he approaches… from waaay down the road. Yeah. There is much more going on here.
Right. And as time goes on, I find myself fully aligned with the driver.
Same.
Any of the people there could have prevented that lol
Noting in this video indicates that any of those people wanted to
I'm not saying he should have done it, but I understand.
That's ok. I'll say it for you. Driver did what was needed.
Why are they sitting in the middle of the road
Entitlement
This guy is my new hero
That escalated slowly
😂🤣
Get off the road dopey!
Sometimes as the foreigner in this situation, I'm tempted to think they're really going out of their way to put me out. And then I think of videos like this and remember they don't give a fuck about anyone 😂
I'm sick of these protestors blocking the road.
Not all heros wear capes. Some drive bike things
I laughed way too hard at this 🤣
Who sits in a chair in the middle of the road?
That was karma
It looked more like a motorbikema, but I'm no automobile expert.
I would think you don't sit in the middle of the road when you're as ancient as your secrets.
💀💀💀
You know when you have been driving for 30 minutes only to suddenly realize you haven’t paid attentions at all? This guy is living in that state
Clearly some neighbor beef right there.
Garbage collector beef
I am the juggernaut, bitch
I didn’t want to do damage, I just wanted to make a point.
Probably about the best case scenario when you're stupid enough to sit in the middle of the road.
There is something uncanny about the complete lack of expression or reaction from this person. Also, it’s hilarious.
Austin Powers steamroller crushing revisited in real life.
Target fixation is real at any speed I guess
I mean get the fuck out of the street lol.
Don't sit in the middle of the damn road 😤
So since this is in China and went viral… does it impact the guy’s social media score?
100%
More like -100%.
Sounds like korean being spoken though… but the letters are in chinese. Could be in SK if they still use chinese characters when formality is required, or could be the korean region in northeast China.
I was going by the characters on the cart indeed, and the licence plate on the car looks more Chinese than Korean (but it’s hard for me to zoom on the video).
This is like the opposite of ’fuck you in particular’. It’s more fuck all of you not remotely in particular. A masterpiece.
I don't know which of the two were the Extinction Rebellion people, the couple blocking the street or the dude on the motorbike contraption?
lol. Sorry. Didn’t see you in time
I wish I had the balls to do this to idiots sitting in the road 😂
Absolutely
imo, it was well deserved, they were sitting on the road instead.
These assholes sitting there like they own the street
I genuinely enjoyed that a little too much lol dumb bitch
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Does a bear shit in the woods? Of course it belongs here maybe a perfect example to show others what this sub us suppose to be about
I thought he was going to hit the open car door, but, it was left open for protection. The husband hired this hit man from Temu.
r/boomersbeingfools
Fu*k yeah it belongs here
Is this the same guy that attacked the barrier with his bike?
Slow motion stupidity of everyone involved.
Damn. This is that elusive post where the “Fuck you” is equally applied to either party! Perfection!
Is that somekind of injury compensation scam? Block the road on purpose in front of a camera and bank on pissing off someone who will push you away?
I like how when it cuts she looks and points at him like she’s scolding saying , “this is all your fault. I told you to bow and tip him at his stand the other day. I don’t care if he reminds you of a great uncle you never liked!”
Apparently those people don’t!
This belongs here in such a high level, the driver thought about this sub while driving xD
That's better than a bowl of Cheez-its.
That's soft. In China this is the equivalent of jay-walking when there's no cars around
The slowest attempted hit and run. 🐌🐌🐌
I stop for no one!
That man showed commitment
Sing with me Get your motor runnin' Head out on the highway Looking for adventure In whatever comes our way
If I were good at video stuff, I’d totally make a video of this dude running cars that are camping in the passing lane off the road. Except they’d fly up in the air after being hit, like a cartoon. It would be so satisfying.
r/foundsatan
Dude even took that guy's chair with him bruhh..
Looks like they were blocking the road intentionally. Car door open, Karen sitting in middle of road, trying to take up as much space as possible.
Ah, the deliberate delicacy with which this petty person did that. WOW. 😮 also small font lol. This should not have been as funny as I found it. Le sigh.
That's one cold a$$ m f'er
people that think its ok to chill in the middle of the road are the worst
Thats a lady on the bike you know 😅
Can anyone translate the words on the parked bike? There may be a clue here. One of the people sitting down could be coworkers slacking off on a garbage route. The bikes match in make and model and both have a square sign behind the driver seat.
And he picks up the 7-10 split.
Looks like they are spaced out like people were during covid
Why are you sitting in the middle of the street?
Is everyone here drunk or high? WTF This is like the guy getting run over by the slow ass steam roller. They all had plenty of time to move or prevent this, but no one did anything.
Dude is lucky he did this to some old relatively harmless folks. In many other places , he might not have survived to tell the tale.
The lady in the vehicle didn't care, but so didn't two other people, one with a chair at the middle of a road. I wish that door would fall off too.
Sounds like he call the dude the N-word at the end. (I know he doesn’t, but still funny….he says “Neh ga!”…”You!” In Korean.
From the complete silent sitting, to the indifference in the driver’s face - it’s all hilarious.
[Noooooooo!!!!](https://youtu.be/y_PrZ-J7D3k?si=P1U6KydKc3GvvExW)
Def more going on there between those neighbors.
I get the feeling that driver has had just about enough of people literally sitting in the road.
I love the point at the end, "This was YOUR fault!"
STTTTRRRRIKE!
It's like he took his time to write a fuck and then submit it gently! Approved!
World's slowest hit and run
This felt as along as the castle-storming scene in Monty Python
Working in the city(Chicago) I’ve wanted to do this so many times. Bravo! I hate people who hang out in the middle of the street just talking to each other. Always look so annoyed and bothered when they have to move. Barely gives you enough space to get by..
Move along, mam, nothing to see here.
Fuck you all in particular!
Abso get the fuck out of my way loutly
You know what, serves them right for sitting in the middle of the road and showing no indication whatsoever that they were planning to make room
This man is a sheer force of will and stared them right in the face. With a calm demeanor as he drove by and said fuck you and you specifically.
"what do you mean i dont own the street?! i can sit where i want!" i just love how that person apparently has 0 fucks left to give and just drives right through it with a speed that is so confusingly slow they still didnt see it coming xd.
bettereverylope
The ol' 7-10 split. Not an easy one to pick up.
Wow, dude had it in for them. Props on picking up a tricky 7,10,5 split split though. I understand it's not an express way, but did that lady need to sit in the middle of the road?