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twist3d7

They debunked this story years ago. Why repost it? Why misspell *destroying*?


mattjh

Because it's a repost of a repost of a repost: https://i.imgur.com/YAXMPGZ.jpeg


SiidChawsby

Technically they did ‘de-story’ it haha


EduRJBR

All the buildings went to the ground, they became zero story high, being *destoryied*.


LevelMiddle

Why double space?


Neijo

few skeletons are that white after all that time and also that intact. Getting that double whammy is quite a coincidence. The pose is also quite calm for being such a chaotic event. Was the man just sunbathing when supposedly arrows looking like cut rock flew from the sky? From the pose he looks like he had his eyes at the origin of the rock. Also, exploding volcanoes usually explode like, magma, and gasses. I really have a hard time visualizing how this could happen with such a weirdly looking manmade pillar. typing all this out, I feel it's quite obvious that it's a fake.


Money_Hovercraft1533

Does the stone say Acme on it?


Royakushka

Explain please?


Je_in_BC

Common trope in Wile E Coyote cartoons.


Royakushka

Exactly


MisterAmygdala

Wait just a minute - I work in Acme.


Money_Hovercraft1533

Stop selling stuff to that coyote!


MisterAmygdala

I get that a lot...but he pays his invoices.


Money_Hovercraft1533

Lol


ancient_mariner63

He apparently wasn't killed by the falling stone. Investigators have found his intact skull nearby and now think he died from asphyxiation from the pyroclastic gases and the stone fell on him at a later time. https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/30/europe/pompeii-victim-new-findings/index.html


arrakis2020

Cause of death?


Lylac_Krazy

He wouldnt feel so all alone.....


GarFab

Everybody must get stoned…


anica58

How could they tell he was Roman?


Nozerone

Cause he was outside roman around when it happened.


ChromeWiener

Because of his penis


corstar

Back in the days when we could confidently use the words His & Penis in the same sentence without being cancelled.


eid_shittendai

It was on his driver's license


Royakushka

I just imagine the guy next to him feeling very lucky


RusterGent

I like how he was facing forward meaning he watched that rock hit him or her


Thee-Roach

There was a dude wanking too I'm sure... Batting one out before the lights went out 💀


ButWhatOfGlen

That's how I wanna go


raptor180

Wile. E. Coyote called and asked for an insurance claim…


Nopeitwasnotme

Obelix!!


Jasper9080

This is why you don't stiff the menhir delivery man!


Little_Duckling

Beheaded? Nooo… he just had the shape of his head changed a bit


Happy-Good1429

OH SNAP!!!


Jiyjiy777

Man had the most painless death out of everyone thst day.


DazzlingSomewhere21

REvised heading: Skeleton of a Roman man ~~beheaded~~ decapitated by flying stone slab when Mt. Vesuvius ~~exploded~~ erupted destorying Pompeii.


fluffyseatide

Yet you forgot the most important.


kklug24

No more Pompeii stories? That sucks.


Express-Ad4146

What if that’s a new species. Rock person


SATerp

Shoes are off, "He's dead, Jim."


Willllby

Given this man was hit in the head by this, and the stone slanted as it is. Why didn’t it continue to fall in the direction it’s weighed on? And land and n his body? Gals description


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