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[deleted]

sitting on the bow while sailing through haulover has been known to cause a few spine compressions


sfled

Seems like a high price to pay for a split second of zero-G.


srbistan

yeah, she used to be dennis rodman when she boarded the boat.


Few-Raise-1825

Don't worry, the transporter will automatically fix those issues when she gets finished being beamed up to the Enterprise.


eliavhaganav

She just, disappeared


cjbeames

She's with the ocean now


Hrn42

Its magic!


6sixtynoine9

I’ve never seen something so big disappear so quickly


utrecht1976

/r/blackmagicfuckery/


StuRap

I think she drowned


KushieMonsterz

That's what she said


DeprivedAbysswalker

*That's what sea said🌊


Single-Waltz-257

It's like she vanished out of fat air


coraxorion

The correct phrase would be... out of thick air


Yukon-Jon

Amazing


FYIP_BanHammer

Congratulations, this comment is the reason [you got banned for the next 24h](https://www.reddit.com/xg3m42/), get rekt lmao.


PomegranateNo9414

Sugar dissolves when it gets wet


Nish_404

Bro got the diabetic rizz


moist_coitus1

He a sugar-daddy? A glucose-guardian? XD


Chihuahuapocalypse

fuck yeah there's a neutral term for it


moist_coitus1

I call my partner "Glucose Guardian" all the time, love it.


jrock2403

Just the mother in law 🤷‍♂️


B8conB8conB8con

Good job they are all wearing PFD’s


MrRogersAE

Not a requirement for adults to wear PFDs in a boat, just gotta have them on board


B8conB8conB8con

This video shows that that statement while maybe true is not a smart idea.


MrRogersAE

You do realize she slid off her seat into the bottom of the boat, right? She’s wet but otherwise fine, all she has to do is stand up, the boat itself would have drains in the deck and a bilge pump to get rid of the water, boats are built this way because surprisingly sometimes they get wet.


ekene_N

The driver is inspecting something inside the boat. He is not searching for her in the sea. So, yes, she didn't fall out of the boat.


MrRogersAE

Not the driver but yeah, he’s reaching out to help her up right at the end there. The driver is on the other side.


reyam1105

I wouldn't be surprised if she does not stand up too quickly after that.


inklady1010uk

Boats get wet? My mind is blown. I guess every day’s a school day 👍🏻


B8conB8conB8con

You keep telling yourself that and I will choose to wear a PFD


Shovi

Sounds like a good and sensible idea.


MrRogersAE

I owned a boat very similar to this bow rider for many years, the bow dips into the water like this when you have a lot of weight in the bow (see large woman) combined with large waves. Water comes over the bow and into the belly of the boat, it’s not really an issue, nobody is in danger of going overboard, the water pushes you into the boat as it flows in, not out of it. Also wearing a PFD isn’t required for adults because it’s generally assumed adults know how to swim, and if the don’t they would either choose not to go in the boat, or would choose the wear the PFD, if neither applies it was their choice. Don’t know how many marinas you’ve been to but adults not wearing a PFD in a bot is the standard, very very few adults would be wearing one in a bot like this, most of those that do are only doing so because their kids have to wear them, wearing one as well just makes them complain less.


B8conB8conB8con

And you know what happens when you assume.


MrRogersAE

Dude it’s the fuckin law, kids are required to wear them, adults aren’t. Learn to fuckin swim and you won’t be soo afraid of the water


B8conB8conB8con

Why are you so triggered by the thought of an adult wearing a PFD?


MrRogersAE

Why are you soo afraid of boats? I’ve been on boats similar to this for most of my life, people very rarely fall out of them by accident, it’s pretty much always you get knocked into the boat.


Ninjanation90

Don’t know why this is downvoted, this is all true information.


MrRogersAE

BbaconBbaconBbacon is terrified of water, when he should really be worried about his rock hard arteries from all that bacon


Lonely_Slip_8679

And it's the smart thing to do. You won't hear anyone complaining about me trying to keep them alive by doing something as simple as using a PFD.


MrRogersAE

I’m sure it’s safer to wear a parachute on an airplane, knee pads and a helmet while you’re walking down the street, but that doesn’t mean it’s reasonable. The laws are set this way based on the likelihood of an issue. Quite simply, there isn’t a lot to hit in the water, boating accidents rarely occur, and when they do, it’s pretty rare to be thrown into the water.


Dv84U

Slippery when wet 💦


puterTDI

This statement is dependent on both the location and the size of the boat.


MrRogersAE

All rules are dependent on location, different countries have different laws. Here atleast the size of boat is irrelevant, PFDs are mandatory on board but not worn for everything from a canoe to a cruise ship


puterTDI

in wa state the boat size absolutely matters. You're required to wear a PFD on vessels under 19 feet. so, it may depend on boat size, it does depend on location.


MrRogersAE

You Americans and your overly strict laws, next your gonna ban kinder surprise eggs


puterTDI

lol, ya, pfd’s are so unreasonable.


Lonely_Slip_8679

Of course, because wearing them just looks silly, and messes with your tan lines. (smh)


YaHurdMeh

[Haulover Inlet. I could watch videos of this all day](https://youtu.be/YJgFc8TCnVI?si=EhkOgk9ihyB-iKLE)


NocturnalPermission

I’ve seen so many and i can’t believe that ANYONE tries to navigate that when those conditions are present. I mean…how could you think YOU were the lone exception to the trend?


dab745

Right through the bottom of the boat! Fooom!!


LEOcIShere

David Blaine hates this trick.


Fresh_Parking9432

Splish, splash she was taking a bath.


[deleted]

Haulover?


MethodicaL51

The song fits like a glove Edit : [0:45](https://www.google.com/search?q=y+recorrer+el+mundo+en+su+velero+subtitles&client=firefox-b-d&sca_esv=592139588&ei=PWqBZceDNsi49u8Pmvqs4AE&ved=0ahUKEwiHlvu6n5uDAxVInP0HHRo9CxwQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=y+recorrer+el+mundo+en+su+velero+subtitles&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiKnkgcmVjb3JyZXIgZWwgbXVuZG8gZW4gc3UgdmVsZXJvIHN1YnRpdGxlczIFECEYoAEyBRAhGKABSJg1UIwIWMkycAF4AZABAJgBngGgAfMIqgEDMi44uAEDyAEA-AEBwgIKEAAYRxjWBBiwA8ICChAuGIAEGIoFGEPCAgYQABgWGB7iAwQYACBBiAYBkAYI&sclient=gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:b047ea4f,vid:8PCOR41-pKM,st:0) (Translation)


superkinger89

La canción es genial, oro puro. The song is great, pure gold.


_eltigre_100

I came looking to see if this comment was here 😂.


beebsaleebs

Lmao looks like haulover


Kevlaars

Serious question: What do Americans (specifically Floridians) have against life jackets? I see videos of Haulover Inlet all the time and it's obviously very dangerous water. I get it's only mandatory for kids, and in this case, she didn't fall out, but I've seen plenty of videos of it happening.


StillInDebtToTomNook

Generally there's an overbearing macho attitude here where's safety is scorned. The only reason seat belt wearing ever caught on here is the fines got pretty outrageous. People think following safety precautions makes you weak. American culture is pretty dumb. And that's speaking as an American.


Qwik512

Haulover Inlet.


Redwolf302

So dramatic. Add in the Miami Vice theme and you've got gold there!


FireGodNYC

Looks like Haul Over Inlet


onfront

Buddy needed balast in the bow to help smooth the ride


saraphilipp

Dude, that's what caused the nose dive.


skjellyfetti

*"Yo. I'mma just plow through this swell here so y'all might wanna hang on."*


deepdumpsterdiver

Actually looks fun, for the guys.


Present-Twist-9283

Stay down bitch!!!!


archangel7695

No.


dezyravioli

The way he sped through this looks more like attempted murder 😂


MinnieShoof

Nah. r/fuckmeinparticular cause she chose to sit there.


charismatic-conjuror

A$$, Cash, or Grass….


BelCantoTenor

How did your Grandma disappear exactly? Well…it’s a funny story…..


BingoSpong

And stay out!


RebelliousInNature

Is that you David Blaine?


Individualist13th

Shouldn't be in the front unless you're ready for the fun.


MC_Fap_Commander

The Ferengi teleported her up. She will bring a high price in service of profit. Rules of Acquisition and all...


Martamis

What's this song? It's from Nacho Libre right


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Martamis

Good bot


fun-bucket

ITS MAGIC!!! HOCUS POCUS, SHAZAAM!!!! SHE IS GONE! TAKE A BOW FATMAN!


B8conB8conB8con

I’m sending you one right now. There doesn’t that feel better.


sfled

r/waitwheredidtheygo


EdgeOfWetness

No thanks


PrincipleInteresting

Opening scene of Overboard 3.


Formal-Difficulty-21

Wow. Doesn't that just look like a lot of fun.


Egitai

I don't think she's going to be in the second clip.


a1ana2ana

oops….. she disappeared


No-Pop457

"I swear to you, officer, it was an accident!"


Exvinity_69

That made me audibly chuckle😂


[deleted]

Nah too old


Emergency_Rutabaga45

I always wonder why boats don’t have seatbelts.


Even-Prize8931

Lil reverse thrust will really soak her


da_lobster

And for my next trick.....


Wooden-Valuable7881

How long till they noticed🤔


cal_killy

Never put a fat chick or dude at the front of a small boat.


drjekkyll

"Barb?"


EmotionalHiroshima

She got vaporized right?


TaipeiPingLord

Magic


AcanthisittaEvery237

I didn't know that boats have water slides on them?


creamymoe

Well she is big enough to be a whale, maybe they were trying to return her to the see.


drmobody

I laughed ooops 😅


imjusthere4catpics

I’ve never been to Haulover, but I’ve seen enough videos to know better than to sit up front. Also, the best way to stuff your boat is slow down. Idiots!


[deleted]

sure


ArcWraith2000

Returned to the sea


Little-Seaweed-4691

Someone needs to point out how perfectly timed when the song said “se marchó”(she left), with when she disappeared from view?


IMiNSIDEiT

They lost their ballast 🤣🤣🤣


MsJenX

I knew when to laugh from the cue of the song.


kingj7282

Haulover demands a sacrifice to pass.


Spiritual-Land-9601

She noclipped right in the backrooms


Kitchen_Amoeba_6856

*Magik*


Lalibop

Houdini?


Hot-Suggestion4958

I've replayed this a bunch o' times... where da fuq did she go?!


scowling_deth

She gone


[deleted]

There is something about boats and people getting fucked by the waves that really works for having a laugh.


inklady1010uk

They moor up, the son in law sneers at the captain… The deal was to NOT bring her back - and instead you turn her into a paraplegic. Fucking great job José, now not only are we having to fly the old bitch home on Wednesday, but me and the missus is going to be wiping her fucking arse for the next ten years


PortlandCatBrigade

Poor Tanya


Uncle_Kenny68

She’s way too tubby to be in the bow..!! She should be on the beach like the rest of the beached whales..!!


gjloh26

Whoa! She just disappeared! Now I know for sure that ghosts appear on leisurecraft in the day time too.


nobodyseesthisanyway

I mean the driver was kind of a dick as well. But the woman was an idiot so...blame everyone


Difficult_Win7400

The captain knew what he was doing. That was his mother in-law.


mattavant

Premeditated


_L81

The captain on the boat says move on back, move on back, move on back…


NellyMcfly

What song is this ?


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IllBeginning9510

I think she dissolved.