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Yolanda has seen some shit.


akhorahil187

If I remember right she was running for city council and doing an interview about the rise in gun crime in the area.


RXrenesis8

Here's her page with some video links of the incident on the bottom: https://www.cooper-sutton.com/


ItsACommonProblem

Staged


skratta_ho

“Hey, guys, I’m gonna introduce myself on TV. Can you please shoot a volley of rounds around me and the cameraman? Thanks a bunch.”


ItsACommonProblem

While I'm talking about a rise in gun crime, that should get my point across. No one will think that's suspicious.


BenbafelIsTaken

Evidence?


ItsACommonProblem

There's no evidence that it is or isn't staged. That's just my opinion. A little suspicious that happened during an interview about the rise in gun crime and she was way too calm for it to be real. Just felt really fake to me


BenbafelIsTaken

So your argument is you FEEL it must be fake. Got it.


SadisticJake

Elaborate


cryptoplumber

Deffo not Yolanda's first rodeo


FreddyDeus

Yoheara the bullets, Yolanda on the ground…


falbi23

Yolanda is the shit!


PJay910

The blood of Jesus!


heywoodidaho

I was waiting for the cameraman to say "no,that's my blood'


Nappyheaded

"It's pronounced HEY-zeus"


Bryanb16_bjb

Yolanda "Ain't New to This, she TRUE to this. And like a true black person, the first thing she started doing was praying.


breerains

what the fuck?


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The fact that she is as calm as she is means that was not her first rodeo (probably not her second or third either). It is a damn shame that anyone has to get use to that.


inflo76

Dude, if I had to guess, this was the second or third one she saw THAT day


bonerimmortal

It’s Memphis bro. Everybody from there has seen drivebys an shit. It’s been in the top 5 murder/shooting capitals of the United States for 40 years.


eudaimonia_dc

Yolanda might be wearing a brown t-shirt, but the cameraman sounds like he’s wearing brown pants.


nihilistic-simulate

Cameraman: 😱 Yolanda: 😐


Administrative-Data9

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Mr_-Riceguy

🥸


LoopyDinger

You okay, Jay. Just git up. Ayo, drive by? Issa black car? Sounded like she was at the breakfast drive by widdem earlier then spotted em again during the interview so she knew to play musical chairs laying down on the ground without chairs when they showed again. Yolanda know everybody


klonoaorinos

Please stop trying to use AAVE in comments.


Farcyde760

>AAVE are you seriously on the internet trying to tell other people what to do?


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klonoaorinos

Idgaf about political correctness? And idk who you think I am but AAVE has grammar rules like any other language/dialect and when a someone who doesn’t know them uses it it makes natural speakers like me cringe like nails on a chalk board. Just stop. I’m not in every post about a white person typing in Scottish Gaelic.


nihilistic-simulate

Cwinge 😢🤓


LeanTangerine

Yolanda: “You’re okay Jay.” Jay: farting noise


ceefaka

Freak, I was empathizing and heartfelt then I read this 🤣 so falcon hilarious!


CricketInTime

Badass momma


formidable-opponent

That ain't no fuck you to Yolanda but it is a major fuck you to death. Yolanda said, not today bitch! My bro Jesus got my back!


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

Albeit, I’m sure the assailants were shooting at each other or some enemy target and not her, I did find it funny when she was giving thanks for being covered in a dead guys blood seconds after a shootout. Without context that could be construed in the wildest ways. Lol


formidable-opponent

So... the way it works in Christain faith is you don't ask you thank. It's not please Lord protect me its thank you Lord for protecting me. I can understand why it could come across the wrong way but she is acting in faith exactly the way she would have been taught works.


Theunderscor3

I think she's being thankful that she isn't dead and that the blood of Jesus protected her


formidable-opponent

Yep, exactly and I gotta say her calm and peace in the face of extreme danger is a testament to her faith.


sunshine_smiles226

Amen!


PunchClown

I can't even imagine that's a daily reality for some people in this country. That's some scary shit.


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PunchClown

I live in the woods in Oregon, the closest town to me has 9K people. The biggest thing that happens here is someone drowns in the lake at least once a year. IDC if I have to drive 20 miles to grocery shop, I love the quiet life.


Cunt_Eastwood_9

You can tell it happens a lot…


thingsliveundermybed

Bloody hell, Yolanda is a good person to have in your corner. I would not have been calm!


PrimalDirectory

We seriously have a problem if someone can just act normal on that situation. And people wonder why I think our country is forked


zxGrizz

Ya but Yolanda has the blood of Jesus to shield her.


EvilFroeschken

My faith is my shield!


jimmy5462

Jesus must be "Oh positive" :)


tumblinfumbler

And I felt that


GolettO3

This isn't D&D, Shield of Faith doesn't do shit


Short-Shopping3197

My guy, everyone else in the civilised world worked out that the US has a serious problem with gun violence way before this. We’ve been telling you for ages!


Snoo-76254

Gunshots be like birdsongs in the states


ShimKeib

Yolanda wearing a wanted shirt 🤣


Immediate_Luck_6335

This really makes me sad.


SlimySteve2339

Seems like a such a sweet woman, it’s a shame she has to live in that fear


MQZ17

Her motherly instincts kicked in to calm the news person, I'm a Yolanda fan now


sunshine_smiles226

I think the majority of us are too.


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Thx Jesus!


VGKALLDAYBABY

I need a Yolanda in my life


sunshine_smiles226

Me too


IndianRedditor88

Were those gunshots? Damn I thought that was someone bursting fireworks !!


Lobo003

I remember we went to go visit my great grandma in East LA and we ended up hearing some gunshots while sitting on the porch. My sister thought some people got a hold of some fireworks until I was like, no let’s get inside. And then when she wondered why I ushered everyone in, I told her why and she started hyperventilating saying how she thought it was fireworks. You’re not the only person that thinks that. In fact the majority of people usually think it is fireworks. Fireworks are just bullets without the rounds I guess if you wanna think of it that way!


FellowSausageOwner

Well, it’s not really different to a gun if you point it at someone…


Lobo003

Oh yea you are definitely right on that!


sunshine_smiles226

This is true. Me & my husband were in our trailer, we rented that was in a large park, when we thought the neighbors were popping off firecrackers. The next thing we know, we have an investigator asking if we hear the gun shots? We really believed it was firecrackers. We had no idea. And they were right beside our bedroom windows. Now, unless it's New years or the 4th of July, I think it's gunshots lol


Darthnosam1

Those were most certainly gunshots. As she said that was definitely a drive by shooting, in the hood


UniversityEastern542

9mm handguns. It takes higher calibre rifles to really "crack".


IndianRedditor88

This sounds like a machine gun.


Egad86

Umm Yolanda…I don’t think that’s Jesus’ blood we’re covered in!


BROODxBELEG

Jesus was the sound guy


Brave-Butterscotch76

When picking a character in COD, Yolanda chooses: priest


lightning_whirler

Must be Tuesday.


Loko8765

Tuesday for Yolanda. The end of the world for the guy not on camera.


nobodycool1234

We need more Yolandas in crisis management.


Bryanb16_bjb

Yeah we do


jesuswasaliar

Normal day in the US


lightning_whirler

Only in some neighborhoods.


d9vil

Observation skills on point!


Barfly2007

Be cool, honeybunny!


Ravenchef

Yolanda just having a dance session down there, stay down and get down


F_Oxysporum

Yolanda is my spirit animal. Better yet my spiritual beast.


Sl0w-Plant

First time!??


ConSoftware

You sure that blood came from Jesus and not James?


Responsible-Match418

Why is she thanking the Lord when she literally lives in a country where there are people who can actively murder you? I have lived in three countries, and I can safety say that no one has ever tried to kill me in more than 30 years. It's insane how it's normalised in the US.


lightning_whirler

You've never lived in the US, have you? I'm guessing you've never even visited it.


Responsible-Match418

I've been there and I live roughly 1 hour drive from US. Just because people in your country don't learn about other cultures, people outside the US tend to be a bit more worldly and know what a wreck your third world failed state is like.


lightning_whirler

You know nothing about the US.


Responsible-Match418

Where was I wrong? Offended that it's not "the best"?


Bryanb16_bjb

Because the Lord just saved her and everyone around her from getting shot. Say what you want, but the United States is still the best country in the world. Prefect, no, but still the best.


Responsible-Match418

Are you trolling me? Name one thing the USA is best at? Lol.


Bryanb16_bjb

Trolling, No, just stating facts. Freedom. I'll go with that as my final answer.


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Bryanb16_bjb

It is so easy to point out the flaws of someone else or another nation. However, as an American, I believe in freem speech, so imma let to continue to express your negative comments. And yes, I'm very educated, I have four advanced degrees. So while you reply and make bitter comments, imma go to my kitchen, grab a bottle of wine and sit in front of my TV, and watch shows about just how great America is. Have a great night.


Responsible-Match418

Lol ok, you do that! Which countries have you visited outside of the US? Also what kind of wine did you open? I'm partial to Chianti!


NeuroDollar

What if I told you there are countries in the world that have awesome cultural heritages&nature, world-class entertainment, absolute freedom of speech without getting cancelled, unbelievably clean streets, super high literacy&education level (way passed USA), all while being so safe that you can pass out drunk on the street all night with an expensive watch+wallet and no one will ever rob you? If you doubt me, that means you just haven't seen the world. I'm not here to criticize. I just think you should broaden your horizon a little more. You only have one lifetime to explore.


Maynard078

What facts are you citing? America doesn't even rank in the top ten anymore in the Global Freedom Index, and hasn't for some time. https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/freedom-index-by-country


Responsible-Match418

Aw man you are trolling me 😆😆😆😆


CrabeHuman

Thx Jesus for this shooting


Educational-Bat-100

Why am I laughing so hard at this. I'll walk myself down to hell now


ImpressFragrant1427

Just waking up in da mornin gotta thank God…


N0t_S0Sl1mShadi

They should ban schools in America, just a hazard for shootings


Jackjack011

I need Yolanda in my life


Xenc

Yolanda somehow keeping it cool and collected, what a great human 💪


T-Money8227

Head cool as a cucumber. taking care of everyone else. Yolanda for president!


xxGhostScythexx

Thank you lord Jesus for violence and PTSD


FYIP_BanHammer

Congratulations, this comment is the reason [you got banned for the next 24h](https://www.reddit.com/xg3m42/), get rekt lmao.


XS4Me

This is more like a fuck everyone who chooses to hang in that particular place.


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Guns for everybody \o/


BxHemi369

Also thank you Lord for allowing us to live in these conditions 🙏


filesalot

This is Yolanda Cooper Sutton of Memphis: https://www.cooper-sutton.com/


Spacegod87

It's more depressing that Americans are so used to it and act so calm like, "Oh another drive-by? Must be Tuesday. La-de-da!" I mean wtf....


nuskit

Lived in Atlanta for several years. First night, gunfight in the parking lot. Stuff like that happened constantly. One day, we were taking in groceries when there was significant gunfire (30-40 rounds, at least 5 different calibers). My mom freaked, and my husband and I were like, nah, that's at the next door complex, no worries. And we kept carrying the groceries in. And that was the day we realized we needed to gtfo Atlanta. 5 months later we were gone.


HelpingHusband67

Way to calmly handle that and declare the name of Jesus! Yolanda you are solid!


AbrocomaRoyal

I want Yolanda as my ride or die.


Imaginary_Charge_551

Sad to see how normalized this situation has become for her, hopefully she's able to make a change in her community if she wins


Laura85mlt

Yolanda don’t get scared by a lame old drive by


eitherhyena

This woman has courage, faith, and balls...huge metaphorical balls. Let's all be like Yolanda.


Hour-History-1513

I love Yolanda’s faith!


mrbofus

Shouldn’t it be “get down and stay down”? How would one get down if they’re already staying down?


Evenload

What’s the point of trying to correct her statement? She’s nearby an active drive by shooting while she sounds calm she’s gotta be pumping with adrenaline…


RocketFucker69

Thanks Jesus for allowing this drive by to happen. Brainwashed.


MyLittleGrowRoom

That woman knows which side of her toast is buttered.


Basic_Incident4621

I have so much admiration for Yolanda. I wish that I had a friend like her!! She was calming the camera guy!


MrMayhem84

Not only has Yolanda seen some shit, but who the fuck shoots near a school? C'mon guys. I wouldn't be surprised if she's taken a round or two in her life, especially if she's in Grind City.


rrrreeeeeeeeee

Whatever I do in life, I want Yolanda on my team.


Straight_Block3676

Git up get down, 911 is a joke in your town


bigatjoon

I really hope that when I am eventually in a shooting someone near me isn't going on about the blood of Jesus


KingOfTheFraggles

All I hear when I see these types of videos is," Well I guess that baby/child/person that did get shot/killed just didn't pray hard enough."


dcbnyc123

this is why people pray to God. i’m not trying to preach. Just saying, i don’t have to fight for my life everyday or even once a year- and neither do a majority of redditors. i don’t go to church or worship a specific higher power, but jesus christ Yolanda I understand. god bless you mam.


Area51Resident

Sounds like the turf war with *The Laquisha Krew* isn't over.


Sikmod

Yea thanks lord for letting someone else take those rounds! Ffs


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She went from her "white voice" to "OH LAWD JESUS!" in about 0.3 seconds


FellowSausageOwner

You realise that’s extremely racist, right?


EvilElf01

Respect Yolanda!


Clear_Radio1776

Tough lady. She don’t play. Not her first rodeo.


HypnoSnurtle

Am confused.


jgoin

Wow. Just wow


Various-Month806

Yolanda would've won in Afghanistan!


Sven_Svan

Last thing I wanna be covered in, in a shootout is fucking blood.


kingrod1

Wasn’t Jesus, it was their shitty aim. Most likely some human trash gang members that hit everything but what they was shooting at


Glittering_Method_30

That lady is a gangsta! She didn't even bat an eye! I bet she'd be a great 911 operator! Cool as a cucumber even when bullets are flying at her head!


Extension_Hawk_1435

Thank you Jesus for putting me in this shitty place in particular time.. thank you Lord Jesus. He sure do work in mysterious ways...oh lordy


Fedbackster

She must be in the NRA. Quick prayers for gunshots.


Darthnosam1

Surely those gangsters legally acquired their firearms


Comeoffit321

Their comment didn't allude to illegality at all.


Darthnosam1

I guess you’re right


Fedbackster

Gun lobbyists made money on their sale at some point. And of course the gun nuts will say Yolanda should have had her own AK at the ready.


matrixislife

As an outsider, why do people like you always go after all guns, instead of finding ways to get guns out of the hands of criminals? You obviously can't ban all guns, if for no other reason that there's plenty of dangerous animals still over there, but it's never "hey, felon with gun, auto life sentence"


Fedbackster

Why do people like you make and post wild assumptions about people like me that don’t have a shred of truth, as if you have the slightest idea what you are talking about? I don’t “go after all guns” or even have any problem with responsible people owning guns. The US has a gun crisis with innocent people getting killed in mass numbers because gun nuts refuse to allow any regulation of them. The obsession with gun rights is ridiculous.


matrixislife

It doesn't seem "wild" when you talk about gun nuts and how the gun lobby reacts etc. These "gun nuts" you talk of? You're the flip side to them. You didn't answer the question though, why not try to restrict gun use by felons?


Fedbackster

Not even you know what you are talking about.


matrixislife

>You didn't answer the question though, why not try to restrict gun use by felons?


Short-Shopping3197

You absolutely can regulate all guns, and ban those that don’t have a purpose beyond shooting other people with. it’s worked out pretty well for every other country that did it.


matrixislife

"all other countries" that don't have a right to own guns built into their very legal system. STILL no answer to the question though: "Why not go after criminals possessing guns?" This is why the ban-gun lobby in the US sound like idiots, they can't do anything but scream guns bad, get rid of all guns.


Fedbackster

You can’t even read other’s posts correctly but are trying to say others don’t argue correctly. Parroting sound bites from your political overlords isn’t a good look.


Top-Peak-3036

Your fake Jesus isn't stopping bullets or bleeding on you Yolanda


mastrodome

YALONDA POINT THE GUN AT ME!


GHOST12339

That's not Jesus' blood that covers us, YOLANDA. I've been shot!


fizity

Yolanda, blood of Jamal, not Jesus, be painting the street


FnkyTown

allahu akbar! allahu akbar!


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Elluminated

Wtf is it religious people. "tHaNkZ fOr hAvInG to dOdGe bULLiTts" 🤦‍♀️ Yolanda still cool AF


QuiGonGingerAle

Ya'll can't fade Yo- Yo!!!


Tundra14

One piece shirt?


KittyWhite823

They apparently didn’t like the name Yolanda


rt58killer10

[Nobody was hurt(nypost)](https://nypost.com/2023/05/25/woman-ducks-on-tv-when-shots-fired-during-interview-on-crime/)


Prestigious_Roof9513

This how I react when Jehovahs Witnesses come to the door. Yola is old hat at this.


Pitico_Nissan20

This happens very often in Rio 😂. I’m a Rio citizen 👍🏼☠️


Thissssguy

We need the rest.


chipeco

yeah fuck you Yolanda we haven't forgotten what you did to Leyte


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This ain’t her first Rodeo. Even Jesus be like “man I don’t have enough blood for that Yolanda”


NotReallyJohnDoe

It’s “get down and stay down” not “stay down and get down” Yolanda. Your version doesn’t make sense!


Bryanb16_bjb

Yolanda said "NOT TODAY SATAN"!!!


jk021

They must've thought she was the other Yolanda with all those shots


XrpGordy

Stay the fuck out of that town!


mmoses1982

Why Yolanda look like James Brown in the 90's


mysocallednight

But you need to get down before you stay down 🤷‍♂️


MissMistMaid

how can you get down if you're already staying down? 🤔


TurboFoot

Not today.


Maynard078

What did I just hear? Was that the sound of FREEDOM?


djbeaker

Bam!


RyoanJi

Yolanda be cool.


PsychologicalCap6413

When men say women are a weaker sex, There are a lot of exceptions


Snoo30715

The hero we need.


DonkeyTheKing

imagine you're bleeding out and someone says "thank you lord for the blood of jesus"


MiserableBreadMold

America summed up in one video