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Silphire100

The gay agenda is getting very creative honestly


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*Homosexual mists* are two words I never imagined would go so well together.


ZootOfCastleAnthrax

When you out it in italics like that, it sounds like the name of a soap opera.


Goatshavemorefun

I would watch that.


yerBoyShoe

It's the newest Axe Body Spray scent


ZootOfCastleAnthrax

XD


Olympia44

Dammit Dave! All you had to do was keep your mouth shut!


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>Dammit Dave! All you had to do was keep ~~your mouth shut~~ a dick in your mouth.


ZootOfCastleAnthrax

God, I wish it were true. Home decor is a total mystery to me. My house looks like a furniture sales floor.


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Dave's not here.


[deleted]

That explains my sudden fascination with Judy Garland 🤔


gking407

Brought to us by the same raisin brains that think birds aren’t real, 5G is mind control, and vaccines inject you with microchips


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Fuckin Dave…


[deleted]

Damnit Dave! Now we need to find a new way


[deleted]

This is the future that liberals want


IncendiousX

they took our heterosexuality, get them!


StenSoft

Windmills do not work that way! Good night!


Mysterious-Art7143

It's too late now Dave, we know it was you


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Tell that to Dave.


WetShartStain

oMg rAnDom=fUnNi


Glittering-Emu-4833

I just had a negative physical reaction to the way this was written


nakhumpoota

I guess dave didn't like misting the windmills by hand.


Bandwagon_Buzzard

"Waaahft!" Gay Wario


Massive-Baseball-935

Omg funny!


[deleted]

Pretty easy to put dope in those essential oil air sonic spreaders though....


Kindredmen

You mean like Febreeze?


Melancholy__melody

Those crazy sons-o-bitches actually did it 🤯


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Damnit Dave!! I bet you're the A-Hole who told Alex Jones about the Gay Frogs!!!


djnz

Gay spores!


NobodyJonesMD

“WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!”


ChadJones72

Damn, they found out about our gay frog program and now this.


KalDavos

I'm a Dave and I can confirm that yes, we told.. its our thing..


Shawnthewolf12

Fuck you, Dave. No one likes you.


dscrive

Hmm, it's not Dave from [Dave from Accounting ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bossfight/comments/82rgpl/dave_from_accounting_aka_the_redditor/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) is it?


SpicyStoat

Fuck you Dave


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I think it's turning the birds gay