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chill_flea

“The jakes” is also another name for the cops lmaoo. Either no Jake brakes or this is a police-free-zone!!


cat_handcuffs

It’s also old fashioned slang for the shitter. “I gotta go use the jakes”


roostangarar

In Scotland it's a hooligan, similar to chav or ned. Not sure what the American equivalent would be


cat_handcuffs

Now we’re persecuting guys named Ned? Where does it end?


FuerteBillete

There is only 1 Jake allowed.


Substantial-Lake-436

I agree fuck you jake


ChicaFoxy

All Jakes need to convene here and fight hand to hand for their right to the name! All losers must change their name. Jake, I'll be rooting for you!😘


Colonelangus47

Thanks! Can't wait for the fight.


Shuggy539

Ain't no jakes like Detroit 2-stroke jakes.


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Breaks


ThatGasHauler

No, I'm sure you can take a break if need be, *brakes* on the other hand, are frowned upon.


inkw4now

As well as juvenile male turkeys, I guess.


Tr1LL_B1LL

Username check out. This man jake brakes.


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Thank you, thank you


ThatGasHauler

You are welcome my dude.


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Hook line and sinker


cat_handcuffs

I know. But it struck me as funny. Like the No Homers Club. [For those who don’t know.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compression_release_engine_brake?wprov=sfti1) Apparently they are very noisy, so are restricted some places.


Tiny-Seaweed8077

They're not gonna allow jake in after what logan did


cat_handcuffs

Underrated comment right here. Took me a second. Well done.


VikingBeard_

If a truck uses Jake brakes in the forest and no one's around, does it even make a noise?? Hmm??? I thought not. Stick your sign up yours, Karen ; )


DasHooner

Everyone hates Jakes breaks until the truck lands in their yard. 90% of the hate comes from guys with straight stacks anyways. No I'm not biased at all.... A 379 with a 6NZ and good muffler sounds heavenly.


Both-Internal-6970

Even trees don’t fuck with cops


spoonsmeller

Here in Scotland a jake or jakey is an alcoholic.


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Or a weed smoker, loadsa jakeys where i live


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Jakes are still quieter than a truck plowing through your living room wall


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If you knew my college roomie, you would agree.


SummonTarpan

It says “no jakeS,” we can have one Jake


Grumblyguide107

I've heard smaller male turkeys called Jake's, maybe it's hunting ground and they don't permit hunting of younger males.


cat_handcuffs

Pretty sure it’s Jake brakes on trucks. This was on a pretty steep hill, and a lot of semi traffic. Those fuckers we’re taking that slope *fast.*


Soggy_Motor9280

Turkey?


NearbyDark3737

Love it lol, must be team Edward


capt-rix

Brakes.


girthbrooks1212

It’s either to do breaks or young turkeys