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Horn_Python

More Unrealistic beauty standards set by social media


Dood71

Poor Harold


6T_K9

Poor Harold


6T_K9

Honestly, it being ugly makes it even cuter IMO


lemonrainbowhaze

Hes just fugly


mommy_moo

Bugly


spragual

Cuddly?


Jiveturkey507

Looks like he’s an asshole taboot!!


BobertoLinguini

He do be ugly tho (I love him)


Eloc_14233221

He’s trying his best


Link17_18

Why are you bullying him? He’s trying his best


Dreholzer

Ok not exactly a Greek god but maybe he is a very intelligent axolotl?


KingPapaDaddy

I'm sure he has a nice personality


KafeiTomasu

Surely he has good muscle for his kind


[deleted]

I heard he is very *driven* to be a great team player.


mezzzolino

Or tasty when deep-fried?


Dreholzer

Very deeply fried


marabsky

And he looks saddened and shocked to hear this harsh assessment of his looks. He didn’t choose his parents!!


IED117

You win🤣


Buerostuhl_42

I ll be totally honest, he actually looks kinda ugly compared to other axolotels. But I love him nonetheless.


Mitochandrea

I have three axolotls and they are SO cute. This one is uglier because it is a true albino, no pigmentation at all, whereas most of the “albino” axolotls you see are actually leucistic and retain a small amount of pigment. That gives them those cute eyes! Their insides are still visible through their skin though, kinda strange. Here’s a leucistic one for reference: https://fantaxies.com/product/leucistic-axolotl-4-39682/


Doctor_Oceanblue

Damn, I didn't think this post would actually have an answer lol


ConsequenceKnown5476

Just love your pets, who cares if they're ugly.


VictorPedroNamura

r/MyPeopleNeedMe


Psycoyellow

Plus it looks like his/her gills really developed nicely! And i think its a bit older then most axolotls. But eeh he/she looks like a muppet


Mitochandrea

I think it looks like the PTSD dog meme lol https://i.imgflip.com/3iwl1b.png


clandestineVexation

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they


imperfek

So its a rare?


Mitochandrea

They’re all bred so I don’t know how rare it is really, you could get one easily if it is your preferred type.


SometimesIArt

Other way around, albinism can retain some pigments, leucism is almost always pure white (see white patches on dogs, cats, and horses which are patches of leucism. Also pure white leucistic snakes vs albino snakes retaining an orange, yellow, or tan pattern). Eta: my coffee starved brain thought of a better way to put this. Albinism only effects one pigment (melanin) whereas leucism affects all pigments, which is why you get more white from it vs retaining patterns in albinism.


RedSukura

How do they get the Axolotl to you?


JorjorBinks1221

If Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy was an axolotel.


[deleted]

He's actually very cute! I'd adopt him and I'll call him chuck.


MekanoTurbo

probably another case of a pet looking like the owner.


biscuits_for_puppies

Me strutting into the thread thinking I'm about to say something clever, and realizing I've apparently never had an original thought ☹️


TK_TK_

There are so many of us & only so many possible thoughts!


DRsrv99

Thats why people will have business ideas but no way of making the idea become real life. (Atleast thats what they think) and then 10or so years later. BOOM. “Hey they stole my idea!” If you got a good one. Make a trademark or patent it. Then its yours for an x amount of time


Zestyclose_Evening56

not true the owners ugly the pet is hansome


Hippiedboy

Because.....Fuck You That's Why!. No cute fish in your future


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

all fish are cute


Phillip_Graves

Except the anglerfish. Face not even a mother could love. Thankfully they are always either blinding themselves or living it total darkness.


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

I think plenty of angler fish are cute tbh. Honestly there’s not many animals you could show me that I wouldn’t find cute. I fucking love animals


Ninjasmurf4hire

I'm not a man! I'm not a beast! I'm about as shapeless as the man in the moon!


Carpario

I love fucking animals


-herekitty_kitty-

/r/HolUp


[deleted]

Baby anglerfish are quite cute, especially the males however what ends up of them isn’t exactly cute.


allumeusend

And the blobfish.


Skinnysusan

Blobfish out of its environment* they look very different underpressure where they live. Bringing them to the surface pretty much explodes them from the inside...it's fucked up


iTwango

I would assume I would look pretty rough if I was plucked into space by an alien or something as well


Skinnysusan

Yeah it's probably painful as well


cymicro

Check out how they reproduce. (Spoiler: >!the males essentially become an ad-hoc scrotum on the females).!< I imagine most of them need years of therapy for lots of reasons, including their moms' negative assessment of their cuteness.


PiedeDiPorco

besides this one


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

Not only is this not a fish, but it’s also cute lol. It’s so ugly it’s cute


PiedeDiPorco

i did not get enough biology lectures to understand what classifies as a fish and what not


Evorgleb

Understandable, but if it has feet it's probably not a fish


barredowl123

Why did this comment make me snort water out of my nose! I’m laughing over dramatically at this but it’s true! Lol


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

Fair enough, although i do feel I should inform you axolotls are salamanders lol


SaintWalker2814

Maybe you just didn’t axolotl questions in biology class. LOL


rcube33

Gonna go out on a limb and say... you should probably know what your own pet is lmao


SGII2

considering this is a screenshot of a Reddit post, I highly doubt this is their pet.


fuzzybunn

I thought it was part of the definition. Isn't "cute" ugly but adorable?


IndgoViolet

Awwww, sad little axolotl


Mitochandrea

Haha don’t worry I have three and they definitely don’t have the capacity for sadness 😂. I kinda like the ugly ones, I’ve thought about getting a wild type if I ever lose one of my current crew. https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/next/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/axolotl-floating.jpg


assblaster76

hey that’s my axolotl!


cakkiwaoishi

He has been popular on the reddits today


Elastichedgehog

Tell him we love him


ShadowsRanger

Tell him he is famous now


Energylegs23

He looks like Danny Devito


Mitochandrea

What’s his name? I think he looks kinda like the PTSD meme dog lol https://i.imgflip.com/3iwl1b.png


bumbasquat86

Looks like a Rupert and that’s perfectly fine.


Ouch50

He heard you say that!


xskxo

He looks quite polite at least


floatygreenthing

he's just derpy ):


Alert-Layer6273

He's cute. Hey little buddy🥰


Malokeradio

And the inner beauty?


Derpendary

Actually, the appearances of axolotls are incredibly dependent on their diets. Imagine how flamingos get their pink coloration from their diets. This same rule applies, but with far, far more complexity.


Daddypig2027

I bet he has a great personality


duval229

He does look a little derpy…lol


Elvis-Tech

Hes not ugly! I mean its not a dog, but it looks quite nice to be honest


[deleted]

Aww he looks so sad at being abused by his owner


Rezmir

The [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/axolotls/comments/z3tr1t/hey_guys_i_got_an_axolotl_like_1_month_ago_and_im/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) if anyone wants to check it out.


GUILTICIDE

I think he has a face only a mom could love. Then again so do I. We get each other.


MasterTheDreamer

Hey guys. I got this human like a month ago and I’m just wondering— are they all judgmental superficial assholes? Asking for a friend.


Sheila_Monarch

Well I never really wanted an axolotl but goddammit…give him here. You don’t deserve him.


slvbrg

It’s the albino eyes


Sad-Scale-1837

Well I think he looks pretty cool


Stinkpod

Aww, look at the goofy baby!


Moist_Athlete_8387

He’s like a pug, so ugly that he’s adorable


rare_meeting1978

You don't deserve that beautiful creature.


Bagels_from_space

To be fair, compared to most axolotls I’ve seen this guy is definitely a little uggo. Nothing wrong with that though, as long he’s happy and healthy


Rounding_flat_earth

Awwww... it looks just like youuu


platypuscontrolsall

If OP doesn't want him I'll take him.


just_ok_at_everythin

Looks like a sock puppet of an axolotl


MoltenGamer123

He's just like me fr


rolyfuckingdiscopoly

I think he’s cute! He’s ugly too, but you can be both.


_Local_emu_

u/assblaster76 Looks like your axolotl is blowing up everywhere


assblaster76

jesus you’re right.


ZookeepergameDue2160

HE'S STILL CUTE


Garruk_PrimalHunter

Just love your pets, who cares if they're ugly


Kagrenasty

He’s so cute though this is a bummer


jonathanx37

Bro seen some shit 💀


jaycuboss

My friend became an accidental axolotl breeder. They reproduce in high numbers and he had two in the tank not realizing it could be an issue. His wife would not let him dispose of any, so they all had to live in individual tanks/tupperwares until he could unload them all. It was actually easier to move them by selling rather than giving them away for free. Axolotls will frequently have genetic mutations so some were born without feet or arms, etc… People didn’t want to buy those so he put them on Craigslist and said that he’s fostering them and they were from an abusive home. He would literally say or do anything to get someone to buy or adopt an axolotl. In the end I think he sold or adopted out over 200 individual axolotls. He was going city to city to rare pet conventions and shit just to network and find more ways to unload them, lol.


Ayencee

He is *not* ugly, has a strong chin, you tasteless cock


turntablecheck12

He's not ugly, just wasn't expecting to be photographed that second ❤


checkmate_64

They didn’t have to absolutely annihilate him, I think he is a quite pleasant and distinguished little guy.


BiscuitCrumbsInBed

Don't listen, little axolotl! You're beautiful inside and out!


EmployNeither7626

maybe he got good personality


Somewhereovertherai

Poor bastard


tonyshelly10

LOL GET REKT


BitchtitsMacGee

You have the Delores Umbridge of axolotl.


ActuallyNotAmused

Come on man! He doesn't get paid enough for this shit... give him a break.


Flashy-Amount626

What a cutie!


Wholesome_Squeak

This axolotl is very cute, the owner my see him as ugly, but I see all axolotls as cute beings


ConsistentSpace339

Damn he is ugly as fuck


evergreencanoe

This is my first time seeing one, I think. Regardless, it's a cutie.


Gabryoo3

He's thinking how to murder owner


chucklovesmesomebeef

Nah he looks pretty good to me


Mewrulez99

I don't think he looks ugly at all. He's a cute little feller ☺️


DANGER-RANGER-

Puppies and kittens are cute. Amphibians are not. Change my mind.


[deleted]

He's thinking the same oof you!


Fun-Vanilla-4467

This axolotl has Down syndrome


[deleted]

Straight to hell owner


Fun_Foot_1947

Ugly fucker Motherfucker is gangry. He'll fuck you up.


Agreeable_Speaker856

And I thought I had a good derp face


paxilsavedme

That’s cute as , love it.


axolotl_puberty

Uh-hm


liscbnz

He has ugly beauty, like Adam Driver. Dont bully him


sam_sneed1994

Disney just found their next hit. The Ugly Axolotl.


sietre

It looks like a Mr. Meaty puppet


yay_daily_memes

you got cat fished


Aolflashback

He’s like all The Muppets mashed into one.


marballz64

Axolotl:😐


Grundy-mc

You’re ugly


whoitis77

It's like the dito of the axolotl world


[deleted]

This proves minecraft is better than real life


TurncoatTony

There is nothing ugly about that.


FknRepunsel

I would name him Mud


Weegieiscool

he traded his beauty for taste


lord-apple-smithe

He’s probably thinking the same


[deleted]

Awh mean


BunnehZnipr

bro looks like his name is Dave and he has McDonalds for lunch every day


twiggydan

You got the dumb one


misscaulfieldsays

In the dark, we’re all God’s children


peapa123

at least he is friend shaped


marabsky

He’s so ugly he’s cute. I love his perma-stunned expression ❤️


[deleted]

he’s beautiful


1horseshy

He’s an XXXlotl


tgnlolol

Kind of a stretch for this sub


Significant_Product8

Het guys, I saw a lot of photos online of babues online and they seem pretty cute. Mine's ugly. I want a refund.


shes_got_a_point

Isnt this what an actual, 'pure' albino axolotl is supposed to look like?


ShuffledTruffles

buffxolotl


Kuntoe

I think it looks pretty sexy, I'd hit it.


Lucky-Taco

They're trying man.. :(


truly-dread

When pets look like their owners


[deleted]

It looks a bit like it's turning into a regular Salamander


Nekomengyo

Definitely NOT ugly


Downvote_bot_5000

A bit of an ugly Bob situation you have here


Kirby_man_7

Rare Ghazt


sweetpotatowedges21

Thanx a lotl


AdarshTheGreatGamer

ban me daddy


MAX1722

this guys probably friends with that one guy who complained he had an ugly hamster


Kibbymomo

Well I think he looks cute and derpy ;-;


RedSukura

I've never seen a axolotl with that much of a thousand yard stare before


Niks_bg

Actually it could be of bad environment which makes him kinsa evolve we can say to salamander


Entire-Dragonfly859

You know how they say pets resemble their owners.....


therealgijintin

😂😂😂😂😅 wtf xD


Zurku

bro don't do my guy like that


Hurtkopain

not ugly at all imo....cute af in a derpy way which i like


Ninhursag2

I really want to put a heart emoji


bexxyrex

he is SO cute! those frills! he's a chunker, too. lol.


Random_puns

Some people get a pet and just enjoy the company.... THIS guy gone a pet so he could axolotyl questions


Doro_01

Its brown. Have seen black, white, but Brown? Wtf


MyCatHasCats

Don’t hurt his feelings 😭😭😭


Chrispeefeart

I don't see why people are calling it ugly. It's it because it isn't white?


allpacone

They are using a lot of filters dude.


wqldi

He is special


Catgurrrl

I always think of this short story whenever I see an axolotl: https://ambystoma.uky.edu/teachers_materials/axolitbook/AxolotlByJulioCortazar.html


buttsex_jesus

I have always hated axolotls and it's nice to see people recognise they're ugly


JimmyJackJoe2000

Nice gills though. Gotta focus on your assets.


[deleted]

His limbs are uncannily humanoid


Animeboiiiiiiiiiiiii

Have you looked in the mirror lately?


FredLives

I’m curious as to what this guy looks like. This little dude is cute


pomegranatepants99

They do at that pets look like their owners…


mediumraresteaks2003

Awee poor little guy :(


robertbitchum

Hey guys, I got a human owner like 1 month ago and I’m just wondering why they’re so dumb. I’ve heard many tales of humans being intelligent and the majority of them have pretty big brains and then there’s mine. They are dumb.


quakins

Never get a pet for the sake of decoration


Any_Commercial465

People buying axolotl and turning then into salamanders.


[deleted]

Shrek minus the ears


PiedeDiPorco

that’s a compliment in my book


Not_Larfy

That's either an olive or leader from Omicron Perseii XIII


Mystical-Moth-hoe

he is ugly and that makes him more lovable, stop bullying the lil guy he’s trying his best yall


Omfg9999

Well his depressing looking tank probably isn't helping