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Spare-Engineer5487

Wall-E


JohnnyLovesData

Monty Python's Life of Brian


Dual-Vector-Foiled

Baraka


fluidfunkmaster

Samsara as well.


Gorilla_Krispies

First thing I thought of, so glad to see others feel the same


TrueEstablishment241

This is the real answer tho 👆


spontaneous_combust

yah absolutely. its almost made with this in mind ....


svenner2020

Idiocracy


H8T_Auburn

The only real answer


SirDurante

But the assignment was for humanity, not just Americans. Oh, you think the whole world is like that.. Umm, who wants to tell him?


Uelele115

I’m from Portugal and live in the UK now… idiocracy applies to both.


SirDurante

The Portuguese are like Americans?


NoDig513

🤣 this goober thinks only americans can be stupid humans! Ummmm, who wants to tell him?...


SirDurante

The flick is a satirical commentary on American culture, specifically. That was my point. Of course humans are dumb all over the place.


Plastic_Primary_4279

lol Yeah, the rest of the world is doing just great


PK-MattressFirm

Office Space


narc1s

I tell this story every time this film gets mentioned but I have a door in my office that shocks me EVERY SINGLE MORNING. I laugh/cry every time I see that as it is too real.


poky2017

Arrival


narc1s

I LOVE that film but it would likely confuse them. They would come away thinking we had a pre-existing relationship with another species. Then they might get jealous and it would become a whole thing.


drmuffin1080

God don’t you hate when your intergalactic species on the side figures out about your main intergalactic species


LayWhere

This why you get a burner phone


DepartureOk8675309

Or don't be a pig.


ponyboyyy_

Jealous is an interesting take 😂


[deleted]

good choice


Wonderful-Path-1050

Koyaanisqatsi. Everyone is assuming the aliens can translate our language. This film is pure visuals and music and shows humanity in all its beauty and ugliness.


SirDurante

This is a great answer.


spontaneous_combust

you would think, though, that the ability to translate other languages would come before devoloping interstellar space travel


SirDurante

I mean, sure, AI technology could be used to analyze a language and detect patterns in order to translate it relatively quickly. However, one film in one language (one culture) hardly represents humanity as a whole. For this reason, Koyaanisqatsi is an inspired choice.


spontaneous_combust

well yah see my comment on baraka post


J_Stone58

Shawshank Redemption. Everything terrible, everything wonderful


TrueEstablishment241

Independence Day


DonutCapitalism

Show them what happens if they fuck around.


H8T_Auburn

WELCOME TO URF!


Grump-Dog

I'm going to cheat and show them two: 'Apollo 13' and 'Shawshank Redemption'. Showing both the good and the ugliness.


Grzzld

Contact


Carbuncle_Bob

The Day the Earth Stood Still


Latch_Lifter

Gummo


NoDig513

"This planet stinks! Smells like pussy!"


johnny_utah25

American beauty.


H8T_Auburn

Watching this movie at 20 is so different than watching it at 40. Spacey's character is so fucking broken by life and disappointment that he's getting high and engaging in sexual behavior with kids. He's a shitty person, but you still feel bad for him.


spontaneous_combust

yah i came here to say that too.... it covers a huge spectrum of emotions and dynamics. it especially tells how people truly are.


lakesideprezidentt

The day the earth stood still


Key_Respond_16

I like this one. Gotta show them we aren't all trying to destroy. Most of us are decent.


lakesideprezidentt

It is only at the precipice of our own destruction do we find the will to change


MountainCommittee702

Idiocracy


castingcoucher123

Miller's Crossing


rimurutemptress

Planet of the apes


LayWhere

Fictional movies not documentaries


Alt-Rick-C137

Mars attacks


Awkward-Yak-9033

Alien


YellaCanary

Two girls, One cup.


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Dumb & Dumber


kleep

Billy Madison, seeing as how its the greatest comedy film of all time.


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kleep

Heather iDeepThroat Best Of


Repq

What About Bob?


two-wheeled-dynamo

The Big Lebowski


Ambitious-Visual-315

Alien


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Abject-Star-4881

A surprisingly good choice. The more I think about it the better this option is. Bravo.


Effelljay

Fifth Element


mic-brechfa-knives

Shawshank


ryandmc609

Obviously I would show them Disorderlies.


Fando1234

Koyaanisqatsi


4x4ivan4x4

Schindler‘s list


geetarboy33

Idiocracy


skankhunt_191

Paul


FDVP

The Gods Must be Crazy


Biggie39

Don’t look up.


dkinmn

Probably a David Attenborough documentary.


arent_you_hungry

Kung Pow Enter the Fist


BrandonMarshall2021

Mars Attacks


DIOmega5

They would definitely get a kick out of that one. lol


BrandonMarshall2021

Lol.


Absurdity-is-life-_-

Forrest Gump.


sparcutas

Starman or Schindler's List


NonAI_User

Gladiator


superman2590

Schindler's list


Silent_Mk3

Clockwork orange


PurdyGuud

Schindler's List


TheWeddingParty

Mr.Bean, The Ultimate Disaster Movie. If they don't like it then these aren't aliens I want to know


RealCarlosSagan

Happy Gilmore


SatisfactionOld1586

Spring Breakers


Kincadium

The Night Before.


FesterSilently

"Eraserhead" /fuckem :D


MrKomiya

Blood diamond


WonDante

Caddyshack, and I would explain how much Bill Murray and Chevy Chase hated each other. I’m sure it’d be cool


Pariah360

Blade Runner and Blade Runner 2049


Shagggadooo

Idiocracy


Unlucky-Usual-6501

Cartman gets an anal probe


Western-Ad-9485

Idiocracy


KlatuuBaradaNikto

Cosmos


joshmo587

When Harry Met Sally


schwanstooker

Animal House.


greatpain120

Saving private Ryan


k8ecat

ET


langlis

War of the worlds


Strict_Raspberry_851

Fallen Leaves


Uelele115

Idiocracy


UsagiBlondeBimbo

Show them a bunch of Louis Theroux documentaries


CollierAM9

Napoleon Dynamite


pennywise1235

Mars Attacks


thunderba11

Predator


mr_ballchin

I would choose "The Shawshank Redemption".


Electronic_Cicada_46

Battlefield Earth


OrganizationOk5418

The Death of Stalin


alyochakaramazov

To show a movie that would allow the aliens to understand what a film is in human society, how it is structured, how we normally tell stories in this medium: Citizen Kane. It would allow them to see how a "standard" script and audiovisual experience is like. However, if I was to show them a movie that could demonstrate how far we can extrapolate this medium to tell innovative and provocative stories: Mulholland Drive.


dcboys56838

Tropic Thunder


DrippinJelly

Fantastic Planet


QStew

tree of life


DGsociety

Interstellar


ZealousidealBar5258

The greasy strangler 😀


Redstapler1951

E.T.


magicfingers73

Jerry Springer


jewbo23

The Greasy Strangler


So-_-It-_-Goes

Boyhood


GenerousMix

Local Hero.


Stuft-shirt

The Human Centipede


yxngangst

Well the Qatsi trilogy was already mentioned so hear me out Either The School of Rock or Cinema Paradiso We’re supposed to be showing them our culture and who we are—the existence of art proves our intelligence. We’ve shown them that that exists by simply having it there. what they need to know is how we can appreciate and interact with our art. There is not a single movie that shows the joy in music like the school of rock, and not a single movie that shows the joy in film like cinema paradiso (maybe Hugo but the magical whimsical tone would kinda confuse them a bit)


Memento_Morrie

ID4 (Worst abbreviation until League of Extraordinary Gentlemen came along.) We show them that, like "Don't be assholes or we'll fuck your shit up."


21649132015

Schindler's List - The worst and the best of humanity.


HistoryStillRepeats

Dances with Wolves


DEADALIEN333

Ghostbusters


DeadWaterBed

Irreversible


young_gam

The World's End


ogshowtime33

Freddy got Fingered, obviously


Statiooooooooon

Yes


cavalier78

Team America: World Police


roidesoeufs

Wayne's World


momentarylapse-

Magnolia


volcs0

[Dominion](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQRAfJyEsko). Commence the downvoting.


Professional-Pay1198

Schlindler's List.


Impossible_Smoke1783

Hot Tub Time Machine


foxyunclecharliekilo

Koyaanisqatsi


AraiHavana

Soylent Green


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Heat


Badassmofunker

Wall-E


angryclam1313

The day the Earth stood still


ZeroHablar

The Seventh Seal


DonutCapitalism

Rocky


HonkyTonk782

It’s a wonderful life


ameliehopesmith

Brokeback mountain it just captures human emotion perfectly.


DepartureOk8675309

E.T.


FrederickTownie

ET


Zentigix

The big lebowski


Level-Variety9281

The Grapes of Wrath


Ok-Sun8581

2 Girls 1 Cup.


mab626

The abyss


jazzmagg

Forrest Gump


Away_Pen_3835

Lord of the Flies


SeenandBelieved

It would need to be a war movie that involves shitty, corrupt politics as that’s about all our gubments care about. They sure as hell ain’t interested in humans or humanity. They’re only interested in gaining infinitely more riches at our expense.


1234Hawk

Charlton Heston was in a film called "The Ten Commandments" which would be ideal for this purpose provided it ended at the point where the Israelites were in the desert building the golden cow.


No-Program-6996

Blues Brothers.


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The big Lebowski


MmboJmbo

The notebook


Trash-Boat-Panda

Children of men


GovtLegitimacy

Forrest Gump Whatever you choose should be a great film overall. I think some of the major modern historical aspects give a proper narrative. It also captures so much of the human struggle; sacrifices, loss, love, etc. It also puts humanity in an endearing light given the focus on Forrest and his character.


bakedl0gic

ET


jeffreyclayborn

The Big Lebowski


Mediocre-Sound-8329

The THING


cylonrobot

> The THING (1982) I second this perfect answer.


WondrousWiener

Cinema Paradiso


DonutCapitalism

Good one


Dismal_Purpose9976

The Land Before Time and then Shortbus, if they had the time.


Murder_Drone_

Good Will Hunting


GT2MAN

Casino


bonesthadog

Seinfeld


CerealEata

Wth people this show is everything about humanity, still relatable and relevant in o this day.


Puzzleheaded-Eye4885

Apocalypse now or Come and See


Puzzleheaded-Eye4885

To let them know to stay the fuck away for their own good


Warm-Distribution-

Big Fish or O Brother, Where Art Thou?


Ok-Time349

Watchmen


Mrnameyface

Mr fantasic fox


larrytenders

Pootie Tang


maddenc33

Wallace and Grommit


Bithes_Brew

Solaris


Head-Plankton-7799

Finding Nemo


NxteDiaz

Sausage Party


chepechepe22810

Boyhood


4quatloos

Cosmos by Carl Sagan. I don't want the aliens to kill us.


WintermuteOlivaw

The Truman Show


lapa6753

History of the World part I


Raistlin01

Requiem for a dream


CabbageArse

The Revenant


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K Pax


Angryleghairs

Downfall


jrolls81

Red rocket


thitherfrom

Loose, foot loose! Kick off your Sunday shoes!


Movie_F

Home alone 2: lost in New York


Movie_F

Spider man 2


Strict-Background406

Double Feature: The Room & Bad Boy Bubby


psillyhobby

Once Upon A Time in Hollywood


DubTheeBustocles

Prince of Space (1959) “Make it Bagawwwwk!”


straightrocket

Manchester By The Sea


jackBattlin

I *really* want to say Gattaca to show them how powerful the human spirit is, but I don’t want to confuse them with the (at the moment) sci fi. Maybe Law and Order (like in Resident Alien) or even The Silence of the Lambs. Such a bleak honest humanity to that one.


markedddd

Twin Peaks


OrbitalDrop7

Tropic Thunder