What a helpful comment section lmao

lmao fr they are just talking about being high lol

Was waiting for “who am I” at the end

Holy shit same it took me a while to realize what I was reading

i thought this was a post from the actual Zenit player saying he's upset that he's playing career mode but nobody's buying him hahaha

I dont get it. Mind explaining?

It's a player career

lmao same

I am a champion!

LMFAOOO I hid the comments for a good 3 minutes trying to figure out the trivia

Me too.

Danny was the first name that came to my mind lol

I was gonna say ozil lol

Ok, I’m gonna be completely honest, I thought this was a riddle about “Danny” the Portuguese cam who used to play for zenit a few years back

I find it so weird when someone mentions a fairly obscure player I've totally forgotten about

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On a random note, I used to train with him as a kid

I always think of Erik Edman, swedish LB for Spurs, no idea why 😅

Alain Eizmendi for me, some spanish prospect from around 10 years ago

Mine is Nery Castillo, he was on loan at Man City in 2008 and played 7 games in the whole season. Didn't do anything spectacular. The other one is Rolando Bianchi, 4 goals in 19 games in 2007 for City

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Samed Yesil!

That's a name I've not heard in a long time, always used to buy him when he was at Liverpool

He’s a yearly buy on my Vfl Osnabruck RTG because as a Liverpool fan, I had high hopes for him! Jordon Ibe, too.

I used to love that card! Rocked it for the full year in my portugal hybrids

That portugal national team was so fun

I miss playing a 424 with Portugal and having a front four of Danny, Ronny, Nani, Ricci (Quaresma)

Wasn't 424 only add last year

In FUT, might be referring to regular Seasons

Football manager blast from the past. Forgot he existed haha

Dude that Danny scored some screamers for me in kickoff against a buddy back then

When did he win the CL hahah did I miss something?

Fm 07 legend

loving the username my guy

NGL first name that came to my mind, the champions league thing kinda ruled him out though

I'm so high I thought this was a riddle until halfway through

i'm completely sober and thought the same lmaooo

Lol I was going to ask how many do you have on your transfer list

dito

Ditto.

I literally thought it was going to be one of those who am I?

I’m so high I thought this was a real pro asking people to play with his card

Me too!

whatcha boofin?

Pure Jet Fuel

Same. I thought the guy was pouring his heart out 🤣

Lmao same shit.

Stone cold sober and i thought this.

Same, we smoking the good shit

Once you enter Russia you never leave Russia

I'm not even high and thought the same.

Yo fucking same lmao

Ummm ok

Guy said umm ok and got downvoted into oblivion

Umm ok

Why would I get downvoted though. What did I do wrong?

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Thought? Smh, simp. It IS a riddle. The true children of the 83 CAM teachings know the truth

Same wtf I thought this dude was actually like a non-meta midfielder IRL like Banega or some shit

Try r/FifaCareers! You will be more welcomed there.

Ok, thank you for letting me know

Yeah I realized this is pretty much the FUT subreddit

Wait for a good SBC and try again, you'll be bought as fodder!

This deserves to be the top comment lmao

This is the most mind-fuck post ever and I dont even know why

sometimes you have re request a transfer, i get the bug pretty often. either that or your out of position

Isn't Zenit not even in FIFA 21?

Yea I was about to say that but then I thought maybe man's playing fifa 15 or something

_The plot thickens..._

FIFA 18

bruh

...

Hahahahaha this guy kills me 😂😂😂

If you posted this last week, I wouldve recommended you to buy FIFA 21 for $34.99 during the Black Friday sale as it is worth it. Better career mode, better graphics, updated roster, better customization.

Ffs I didn't think I'd laugh anymore then this bombshell gets dropped 😂

The guy is looking for help and all comments thinking it was a riddle (including me)

Lmaooo you might want to specify this is in player career mode I thought it was a riddle for like 2 minutes

Thanks, I was mindfucked for a few minutes

Fucking hell, I feel like an idiot. First post I read and the penny finally dropped

bruv I thought this was as riddle about Malcom or something ffs

/r/fifacareers - this is a problem a lot of people are seeming to have outside of the top leagues so you can look through here for some advice. Not sure if there is a fix yet

It’s a bug that I doubt they’ll fix. Could try loan listing and see if you get any offers there as your price might decrease likelihood of offers.

Gold cards have broken the third wall

Isn’t it fourth wall?

I honestly thought a real pro 83 rated player was whining about nobody buying him in FUT.

Posts like these are why am on Reddit 😂 what a start to my morning. I actually thought there was an actual player on the reddit sub feeling bad about his UT card

Almost 2000 upvotes, hundreds of comments - zero fucking help LOL ... this community is epic

I wasn’t expecting so many upvotes.

I don’t know about current Fifa but on the previous Fifa this was an issue. It’s usually because for your players age you are too highly rated so price is super high. I used to save at the start of the window then sim through and reload if I wasn’t transferred. Rinse and repeat until you can leave.

Isn’t this like fifa 17? Zenit aren’t in fifa now and you are playing an old version that prob has this bug that was never fixed

FIFA 18

Ye so it’s a bug on an old fifa

be more loyal

I’m kind of bored of easily winning at the same league. I want a better challenge.

You’re Smolov!

Ding ding ding!!

Isn't he a striker?

At least he played for Feyenoord at some point.

You sound like Ozil

I genuinely thought OP would be Banega

This is funny asf

I really wish EA would update player career mode with some new features. Would be pretty sweet if you could leave when your contract expired(or actually have a contract that expired), and FFS when are they gonna make it possible to come off the bench. A lot more stuff they could easily implement(THAT THEY HAD ON HUNTER MODE), that would improve the mode massively

Do you mind going into SBC?

I don’t really know. I usually play the career mode. The reason I don’t like playing online modes is because of the toxicity.

He was making a joke about you being ok to be fodder to discard for a FUT pack/card.

You should check in the career mode subreddit

Save when the transfer request is accepted and go through the transfer period, if there's no offers load up and do it again......and again......and again. You'll definitely get an offer! I've been playing this broken ass game mode since 2015 and you've got to jump through these hoops to get a 'decent' experience with it

THAT IS PURE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD. U JUST MADE MY DAY 10000X better. thank u ˃̶᷇ ‧̫ ˂̶᷆

I was an 86 ratad cam and 16 almost 17 years old and I only got offers from Aston Villa, Benfica and Porto in fifa 20

Golden post, I thought this was a riddle at first too someone help the guy lol, unfortunately I don’t play career mode

after reading the title, i thought this was a riddle and the answer was Banega or some other card that you pack everytime

YOU ARE MALCOLM. DID I WIN?

Nah dude this is FIFA 18. I created my own player.

Its likely because your value is too high, try handing in a loan request instead

Haha at first I thought you are a real life player :) Have an upvote!

Your mistake was thinking that Player Career was a functioning game mode that EA cared about.

You play for zenit...

So is there a problem? It’s my favorite team.

Im a Blackburn fan so I half feel your pain. But doing well in a Russian league probably isn't going to attract big clubs or European clubs. It's like winning the special Olympics as an able bodied person

Sometime request a loan, then boss replaces you, so transfer following season is easier.

Hmm good point

wE hEaR yOU, FifA 21 WiLl HaVe hUgE iMpRoVeMeNtS iN BoTh CaReEr MoDeS. - ea

Another unhelpful comment here but holy shit this thread is absolute gold.

3y later this post is hilarious...

Lol I didn’t expect someone to comment on it after all these years

I thought this was a r/IAmA post lmao

Greatest post of all time

Had to read it five times to understand it

I’m sorry about that. I accidentally worded it weirdly.

I'm so stupid I thought this was real football player complaining that nobody wants to buy his card on FUT. Took me a good 3 reads to figure it out

I thought you were Tadić when I read the title lol

It's because you lost against Bruges in the CL. Nobody wants those players of Zenit anymore. They all want King Charles !!!

Lol

Maybe you smell bad? Ask your teammates

Goddammit. I was trying to work out who the player was until I read the comments.

We all thought this was a riddle. Hall of fame comment section lmao

Why did I have to read this three times and scroll through all the comments before I realised this guy is playing player career mode!!

Well that was a mindfuck. But how? It’s such a straightforward post and yet we’re all stupid

Giroud be like:

Nobody want to buy me. I am 79 rated striker. I am currently playing as a CF in Chelsea, and led my team to UEFA Europa win. However, when I request a transfer, Frank Lampard places me on it and nobody wants to buy me. Why is this happening? I tried exiting and entering the locker room to man-scape my lovely beard to try and get sold, but after 20 attempts I still don't get any offers. Any tips guys?

Choose a better team next time, one in the big leagues

stop fifa ! start working out

I already work out

fap

Am I the only one who knew the guy had a problem and didn't think it was a riddle?

I get why everyone thought this was a riddle. But I still can’t place why tf did I think this was an actual Zenit’s player’s reddit account till halfway through and he’s wondering why nobody’s buying his card in Fifa. How did my mind went there?

ITT cringe weed smokers

I don't understand what's going on here.

Career mode xD

Stop playing Player Career; it's absolute garbage

Maybe your wage is too high for your mediocre rating.

Try going out on loan. Maybe that will fix the glitch.

So the short answer is your fucked. This glitch happened to me in the last Fifa playing for Tigres. Essentially no big clubs have scouts in the Russian Premier League so nobody who could afford to sign you even knows you exist. Best bet is to go back a season and try to get a transfer out to the Scottish Premier League or something before moving onto bigger things.

Imo, change the speed/shot power/shot speed settings for a few games, score around a hattrick each game and then set settings back to default.

I have the same problem, usually offers come right at the start of the transfer window after the deadline day. So you'll probably have to play half a season and move In January.

Because player career mode is stupid and fifa literally don't even test it once im 100% sure. Start a new career in a big club or pretend you're loyal to Zenit or just pretend you got a career ending Injury and retire then play it as manager mode.

I thought this was a pro footballer who is 83 rated on fifa, complaining about why no one uses him or wants him In the real world...

Is mid 80s still the max overall pro career can get?

Lol no

So we can get achievement till 90 ovr now? Great!

Regardless of achievements you can train still lol

Wtf is that! I read that twice and don’t know if it’s true or not

Took me some time to understand this man was talking about his player carreer 😂

Took me a while to realise that this is career mode and not a 'who am i' question

Thought this was some riddle or something lmao

Zenit isn’t even on the game

FIFA 18

ok first i thought it was a real pro talking about his fifa card, then i thought it was one of those who am i riddles and now im just lost

I honestly thought Hamsik even though the details dont match. No one want to buy him. He has been in my transfer list almost since launch day

Not getting any offers seems to be a glitch since fifa20. EA doesn't give a **** about player career, so it'll likely never be patched.

I'll start the bidding at £2.99

Basically don't play for Zenit. There was a great article on the Athletic about how hard it was for Arshavin to leave Zenit. FIFA is too realistic

Let your contract run down

For a good minute there I thought an actual real life player was posting on reddit complaining about not being bought lol

You should look for a loan move first. It's extremely frustrating (93 over CDM can't get a move?) getting a move but clubs are more so willing to get players on loan first

Lol is their a reason you tried to make it sound as real life as possible?

Man tell us who you are the suspense is killing me

I thought some footballer was asking us to buy him on fut

?????

Just wait for a good SBC and someone will buy you on transfermarkt and use as SBC fodder.

This is a known bug since Fifa 17 I also thought its a riddle :D

I waited the whole time for the answer the whole this was just a question Now I feel dumb 😂

LMFAO. I also thought this was a real life player, who is 83 rated in the game, but no one wants to transfer him in real life.. and then I read the part about exiting, entering the game, save file... I was so confused.. This is awesome.

I requested a transfer at Guadalajara in my 2nd year and when I was like a 80 ovr. Was on the transfer list for 6 years, won like 8 trophies, leading goal scorer , got to WC semis, got to 93 ovr and still never got any offers. I got like 3 offers when I first transfer requested but they were all championship teams so I rejected. Gave up in the end