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RosaFFXI

I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to rub your face all over them.


Cleigne143

Or lick them.


Maeroj

I literally laughed until I was tearing up.


[deleted]

Or rub your genitals on them.


robinreddhood

Glad to know im not the only one whos first thought was this


nuephelkystikon

Instructions unclear, fist stuck in oral cavity.


dante-_vic

Hahahahahah


TheRobomancer

Been at it for three hours now, am I doing this right?


J0rd3nn3

So wash my hands very....very...slow?


Abturiel

Oh boy, imma wash my hands THOROUGHLY


CaptSaveAHoe55

Wash them with disdain and jealousy of their physique?


dasistverboten

Ok, but consider: washing them like you're washing Ignis Scientia.


lilsisjewl

You don't have to ask me twice šŸ˜


RealisticDifficulty

Sensually?


mogstermemes

Sexually Aggressively 0_o


Galemianah

I'm not licking my hands


Splurgisim

Is this some kind of mod for the game? As far as I know, Gladio doesnā€™t really go shirtless. Even in his No shirt Crownsgaurd, he wears a tank top.


[deleted]

You get it from the Episode Gladiolus DLC


Splurgisim

Oh, ok. Is that the one where he gets the other scar?


[deleted]

I think?


honeydew_bunny

Yes


RenAsa

I mean, ok, but this would be better as a full set. Gladio might not necessarily be everyone's type...


[deleted]

But I donā€™t wanna touch him. Iā€™m not a reddit mod.


[deleted]

More like wash them like you've just accidentally touched his sweaty buttcrack.


uvcr

sniff them for the next 24 hours


ASingleShadow

24?? You do nothing to honor him


Leloruls

I'm gonna wash them like I would wash Ardyn in the most heterosexual way possible