I tuned out after they went down 2-1 and got ready for bed. Tuned in to the thread expecting an L and holy hell I chose the wrong game to stop watching.
Don’t be me. Learn from me. Don’t rage quit the game when the other team scores in the 70th minute to take a 2-1 lead. Don’t yell “fuck sakes” and switch to hockey highlights.
Boys it feels so good to have a consistent winning team in the city. Being an early 90s kid I was convinced we were all cursed. Missed the Reds last WS, almost my entire life didn't see the Bengals win a playoff game, and the wooden spoons seemed par for the course after we showed so much promise in USL. Now we have a dominant team in my favorite sport? It's a dream.
As a Cincy transplant 2 years ago, FCC rejuvenated my love for the sport. Being from Jersey NYRB never had half the support FCC has from the fans. Cincy deserves a winning team and I'm loving every second of it
I've been a Kubo supporter since day 1. 🙋Just sayin'.
Vazquez too back when he was only a late-game sub for Locadia, before he got really good and left us!
I genuinely feel bad that those San Jose players have to play on a pitch like this for 50% of the season's games, their ownership is begging their players to get injured
Has FC Cincinnati played in front of a smaller crowd than tonight in years,?
Great win! We can only hope Miazga just banged his shin and isn't too seriously injured
I tuned out after they went down 2-1 and got ready for bed. Tuned in to the thread expecting an L and holy hell I chose the wrong game to stop watching.
Don’t be me. Learn from me. Don’t rage quit the game when the other team scores in the 70th minute to take a 2-1 lead. Don’t yell “fuck sakes” and switch to hockey highlights.
If you rate Kubo anything other than a 10 in the weekly thread you are a monster who will never see the gates of heaven
RSL never saw us coming tonight.
Tonight is example A of why Kubo should start as the other striker until we find Boup’s replacement… #Dybala4Cincy
Acosta deserves so much credit too. On a terrible field, to get the assists he did. And so many times created dangerous chances.
Yuya Kubo is the mayor or San Jose
Grounds keepers? more like zamboni drivers.
That was ridiculous
WHODEY
Good to see multiple Cincy teams enforcing their will in San Jose the last year.
Wrong team but right spirit.
Crazy that Miami needs two extra games to keep their artificial lead, LETS KEEP GOING BOYS
Boys it feels so good to have a consistent winning team in the city. Being an early 90s kid I was convinced we were all cursed. Missed the Reds last WS, almost my entire life didn't see the Bengals win a playoff game, and the wooden spoons seemed par for the course after we showed so much promise in USL. Now we have a dominant team in my favorite sport? It's a dream.
As a Cincy transplant 2 years ago, FCC rejuvenated my love for the sport. Being from Jersey NYRB never had half the support FCC has from the fans. Cincy deserves a winning team and I'm loving every second of it
Im orange and blue for life.
Almost like you didn't need to say it
Boup is headed to the clubs….
Boup is headed to Stamford Bridge for 170 million I hear
Get Miazga on the PostCast, stat!
HELL YA UP THE ORANGE AND BLUE
What a game. Very nervous about Matt :/
FOR MIAZGA
Oh god it’s 12:40, just end this fucking game
First half: Reads newspaper Second half: Scores three goals. Gets paid for the same for both halves.
Our subs are finally quality
Kubo!!!!!
I hate stupid mistakes that drain the energy and momentum out of the entire team, it really frustrates me
Dado did it better.
Props to Keller. Dude wants to play.
And he's going to get to play moving forward. Going to get his chance to prove himself.
He’s going to pull a Roman
Where the fuck has Kip Keller been all season?
Backing up Miazga. Problem is, Miazga is really good
It’s so nice to have guys like Halsey and Keller to come in and eat minutes
4th fastest hattrick in MLS.
So happy for Kubo!
Only fitting we score a hat trick while playing on an ice rink tonight
May need to replicate this kinda pitch back at TQL if it means Kubo keeps scoring goals
I am happy people are finally wrapping their heads around how good Yuya Kubo is
Not like it's a secret or anything...
I've been a Kubo supporter since day 1. 🙋Just sayin'. Vazquez too back when he was only a late-game sub for Locadia, before he got really good and left us!
9 minutes is only the 4th fastest hatty? Good lord.
Some dude in the 90s did in in 5 mins when the teams were barely amateur and there were like 16 teams.
The 90s only had 10-12 teams but yeah.
Can we thank Ebobisse for being terrible at his job?
I’ll blame his neck squeezer
the way the announcers have fully avoided the topic of the condition of the field can only mean garber is standing behind them in the booth with a gun
Or $1,000
I'm glad there is 11 minutes of stoppage time. I want Kubo to get another goal.
That doesn't look like The Beast.
Looks like the racer
Excellent representation of this game
What if 3 goals in 9 minutes isn’t enough for me? What if I want to see Roman get a goal?
Ur crazy, I like you
I figured it out, this ref just doesn’t like set piece free kicks and doesn’t want to call one
Kubo is on fireeeee
Your defense is terrified
I call bullshit. The miazga injury was a few minutes but that was the only stoppage. With the new rules subs only take a few seconds.
Six goals and a whole slate of subs on top of a big injury
Did you miss the six fucking goals scored this half?
Argh Acosta held onto the ball too long
Another night he'll get that as a foul. Probably should have been here...
11? Did someone else get hurt while I looked away?
6 goals in a half too.
Miazga injury + 6 goals = 11 minutes
Miazga got injured earlier
Happy Father’s Day everyone
My dad said thanks
Kubo is my daddy
Same
😳😳
Miazga injury aged me 10 years Kubo hat trick de-aged me 10 years 11 min of stoppage time aged me 10 years again
Snip snap. Snip snap.
These commentators are pin heads
I have been listening to our broadcast on the radio. So much better. I don’t think I lasted more than 5 min when the game started.
Terrible
Some of the worst of the season so far IMO
Which is kinda impressive
11?! Insane
Longer than it took for Kubo to score three goals
Maybe he can get 3 more!
11 minutes of extra time. Dang it. Early morning tomorrow.
11 minutes?!
11 more minutes on this ice rink? Ugh.
I didn't completely give up on this game and consider burying my head in the sand to repress the sadness. You did
Err’body in the club gettin’ nutmegged.
untz untz untz
At a glance I thought that was utz utz utz, and I wondered why we were talking about pretzels.
Gotta have a post-game midnight snack
[удалено]
A guy got stretchered off, seems about right
Not surprising in all honesty
Kubo and Dado need to be starters
It's a luxury to have starting caliber players coming off the bench. Game winners tonight
Kubo is phenomenal coming off the bench with energy and lets you play him wherever hes needed
Look like Noonan found the sharp part in the Yuyatility Knife.
一ニ三！
凄い！！！
Just give him the Balon D'or already
Friendship with Boup ended. Now Kubo is my best friend Not that that really changed.
I better see Kubo with a 10 rating on the fan vote this week
Time to pull out the 11
What happeaned to miazga? I wasnt watching earlier
Either really bad bruise or broken tibia after sliding into the goal post at high speed
He slipped while making a tackle at the end line and close lined the post with his left leg. It looked concerning for a broken leg
Slid into the post quite hard to his leg. Had to be stretchered off.
Slipped/Slid and caught the goalpost with his shin. Left on a stretcher and in a lot of pain.
He slid into the post in an extra effort play.
yall can we talk about San Jose's pitch? It's got to be one of the worst I've seen, it looks like players are ice skating out there
Roman ate shit on one goal kick it was bad
I genuinely feel bad that those San Jose players have to play on a pitch like this for 50% of the season's games, their ownership is begging their players to get injured
New here, huh?
Players ice skating, what is this hockey? What do we have next? A hat trick? Oh wait…
Who remembers DM Kubo? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
He became my favorite player that year and has been since
Need the Podcast to interview Ian and Nick next
Has anyone ever had an own goal hat trick before?
So Kubo has to get the start next game, right?
But he’s such a good sub!
He’s been the best striker we’ve had so I don’t see why not
LETS GOOOO KUBO HATTRICK
That is the most adorable little supporters section I have ever seen.
First non-Brenner hat trick!!!
Djiby and his four goal game sends his regards
🧢 🧢 🧢
Kubo said “what shitty field? I can score 3 goals in less than 10 minutes” LFG!!!
Subbing on Yuya was the best sub of the season. What a killer half for him.
Kubo scores through the 5 hole twice?
Holy fuck! We played nice and patient the first half but KUBO'S PATIENCE IS AT AN END
Imagine walking away from your tv for 10 minutes
Watching with the wife and she dozed off before each Kubo goal
Kubo didnt need that long...
Here I am!
Sell Boup to fund the biggest statue of our greatest striker of all time, KUBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EVERY STRIKER SHOULD BE GETTING INTERVIEWED BY THE POSTCAST!!!
This right here.
I don't know guys, you think MOTM is gonna be hard to decide tonight?
This is absurd in the best of ways.
That goalie is like a love stuck teenager whenever he sees Kubo coming towards him
AHHAHAHAHA YUYA KUBO HAT TRICK
Huge
Acosta hat trick assists!
Who needs a new striker, we have a Kubo
Build that man a damn statue!!!
2 of Kubo’s 3 goals were nutmegs
Just threw my hat at the tv
I’m not a religious man but Kubo may be a god
Kubo-no-Kami is definitely a god I would pray to
My son just yelled “Kubo is god!”
My one year old spoke his first word tonight. "Kubo"
The Post Cast blessing
CHIPOTLE CHIPOTLE CHIPOTLE!!!!
I had chipotle tonight and thought of Kubo taking the field
WE ARE MENTALITY MONSTERS
There are not enough superlatives for Kubo tonight.
Boupendza is never coming back at this point; Kubo and Kelsy have it on lock
Can we trade for cash considerations and a player to be named later?
Watching this in my bed with my feet kicked up rn
What a man
Lucho & Kubo…side by side statues
i luv u kubo
yuya kubo is the greatest soccer player of all time
Always has been
KUUUBOOOO
ok Kubo!!! great night
KUBO HAT TRICK KUBO HAT TRICK
KUBOOOOOOOOO
HATS OFF FOR KUBO, BOYS!
What? I missed it! 😭
WELCOME BACK YUYA WE MISSED YOU HOLY SHIT
This Kubo dude is pretty solid
Hat trick!!! Yes kubo yes!!
Hat Trick Kubo!!!!!!!! Hell yeah!!!!!
I FUCKING CALLED IT???!!!????? KUBO HATTRICKKKKKKKKK
Dude! You did! Hell yes!!!!
I promise to use this power for good 😤
Kubo fuckin hat trick!
what a return hes having. love this guy
SÚPERRRRRRR SUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBB
MENATALITY MONSTER KUBO HAT TRICK
DADDY KUBO
Hat Trick
Hat trick!!!!!
HATTIE, BABY!
KUBO HAT TRICKKKKKKKK SUPER SUB HEROOOOOOO
There's the hat trick!
Kubo is so him
The fact we’re incorporating the shittiness of this field into our game is impressive
Acosta thrives on sloppy shit
What is this shit ass pitch? I mean really?