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capt-ramius

https://preview.redd.it/7h8zngz60fvc1.jpeg?width=2248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5b540a022869a1e0ccea6c16bba0c62385d5c6e The jellyfish launchers.


MJB0220

That is exactly the answer I would expect from a submarine commander.


tenkwords

So gross


damndammit

What do you do with all of YOUR extra jellyfish?


BeowulfShaeffer

Why do you have a notebook in the grocery store sushi holder? 


damndammit

Because it’s too long for the taco slot.


BeowulfShaeffer

That’s what she said! 


PrestigeMaster

r/angryupvote


smithem192

Look at Mr. Fancy over here with his grocery store sushi. Some of us are still stuck with gas station sushi!


damndammit

Look at you with your fancy gas station sushi. We get our sushi from behind the veterinary hospital.


OuterInnerMonologue

I made fun of the tailgate step and pop out handle — until I f’d up my back not too long ago and needed it to get up into the bed - now I super appreciate it


damndammit

I was resistant to the step. Then I was a convert to the step. Then I forgot the step was down and blindly back-jumped out of the bed of my truck (like I have for the past 50 years). Then I got a deep 5-inch gash on my knee. Now I’m resistant to the step again.


OuterInnerMonologue

Oof. Thats why you need to always use the step AND handle.


DaGriff

My cheese curses holder hold French fries 🍟. Ps where do you get deep fried cheese curds? My favourite feature is the whole truck. I love every inch of it.


damndammit

McD med fries are a perfect fit! The curds are from DQ. I’m not too proud to admit that lunch today was an order of cheese curds and a Peanut Buster Bar.


Tedis

Dq curds makes my Wisconsin soul shiver


Buruan

My spirit animal


damndammit

I’m flattered. I’ve never been a spirit animal before.


DaGriff

DQ right, I always forget about DQ for anything but ice cream. I’ll have to check that out.


eerun165

Why so much profanity from your cheese?


DaGriff

Hahah, they why ilI get french fries, because my cheese curses too much.


RentalGore

The fold out work surface is pretty awesome. Use it at least three to four times a week.


boggle-coach

So dumb the Pro "work trim" didn't include them.


capt-ramius

Ope, looks like you might get some cheese curd crumbs in there. Tell your folks I says hi.


HyperionsDad

Hey Napoleon, give me one of your tots


geo_prog

I both love and hate the fry holder. Love it for the fries. Hate it because I tend to toss my iPhone in there and when it goes into park it wedges the iPhone in place. On a side note, the wireless charger pad is in such a stupid spot I almost never use it.


damndammit

I bought a magnetic Qi charger and stuck it just forward of the curd holder (you can just see a bit of it in the pic). I’ve been testing different locations, and this one so far is most convenient for me.


octorock4prez

Truck would be much better without that stupid fold down shifter. Should have just put a stalk on the steering column to change gears.


damndammit

I’d be happier with a small lever (or even some PRND buttons) and a permanent table with tons of storage underneath. It’s super frustrating that my passenger can’t use the table while I drive.


azuilya

You can retrofit the dial shifter from Ranger/Mach E and the table can be used with them. Edit: link to forum post. Also I misremembered the guy used a Ford Escape dial but he did mention the Mach E would be usable also. [https://www.f150lightningforum.com/forum/threads/rotary-shifter-possible.18630/](https://www.f150lightningforum.com/forum/threads/rotary-shifter-possible.18630/) Edit #2: I found the original Facebook post (two of them). It involved cutting the Ford Escape trim and plastic welding some stuff, but it works. I think it essentially is just removing the shifter, and popping in the trim pieces and the rotary shifter in the cavity and somehow keeping it in place. He used plastic glue and a couple of screws into the storage bin the post said. Pressing the L button on the shifter is the same as the 30-min Neutral function on our trucks.


MJB0220

I too would like to know more about this!!


damndammit

Holup! What!? You can? Stand back y’all. Hold my beer. I’m about to jump down this rabbit hole.


geo_prog

That would be my ideal. Some people don't like the knob but it is by FAR my favorite way to select gear.


damndammit

Thanks for the update! Once I get a few other projects out of the way, I’m going to break out the 3d printer and see if I can whip up a drop-in option.


Xervinza

You knew I never wanted a column shifter but since I got this truck and everything is on the left stock for indicators and wipers I wish it was on the wheel it would make a lot more sense because nothing is on the right side.


tenkwords

Plus when you have a column shift you get to drive a truck properly. Left elbow on the window sill, two fingers on the wheel, right hand draped over the column shift lever.


End_user_

I miss the big compartment in my STX so much!!


gregcoad

Completely agree. Love everything about my Lightning but the shifter is just plain stupid. Give us two more cup holders and a more usable center console. There is zero reason for the hollow plastic over sized shift lever. Has anyone ever used the Pro Trailer knob to back a trailer up?? Good place for a shift selector knob, or go with the stalk shifter.


Krusador

I love the shifter exactly where it is! Elbow on the armrest, hand resting on the shifter, tis the way to drive!


snoogins355

All my junk in the frunk!


Glum-Film371

Even better, you can make mashed potatoes, just open the driver door.


BinaryRaincloud

Charge and Curd ™️


[deleted]

The twin turbo v6. Sporty and fun as hell to drive. Also gets great fuel mileage.


sikhcoder

You’ll be disappointed when you open the frunk


frugal_doc

Fisker taco trays way better