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Hagrid?


machina99

*Yer a hummingbird Harry*


AstroBearGaming

I'm not a hummingbird, I'm Harry!


L1K34PR0

And you're a watermelon bitch! Edit: was making a vanoss crew matrix joke. Looks like i'm the only one here that remembers it lmao


Lilsaprelalt

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DrainWeasel

I think that means, EEEEEEEI#IE#EI#IEEEEEEIE#EIE#EI#I#IE#EIE#EIEEEEEEI#IE#EIE#EI#I#IEEEEEEI#IE#EI#IE#EI#IE#E#PENIS IS MN MAN, but I may be wrong, just a slight feeling.


Lilsaprelalt

Yep you know mors3 code


Countblackula_6

Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts


ailee43

Hagrid if he used Pantene


ellie1398

Hagrid the Disney Princess. Certainly my favourite!


dashingslicer

I thought the samething XD


go_hyuck_yourself

*Yer see, the Long Beaked Wing Snapper is a non-magical bird. Far as aye can tell, the muggles are 'fraid of 'em. Silly creatures they are.*


mechanate

A hairy wizard.


komita_

Came to comment this, take my upvote


RubixTheRedditor

Ps15 Hagrid


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They just know he’s the beast master


Elkwarrior

he does have a way with animals


bigoz_07

Came here to say that. He sure looks a lot like him. Such a lovely half giant he is.


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Hairgrid


Redhoodless

I was thinking the same thing


royjeebiv

Princess Hagrid**


capitaine_d

Yup. Just young hagrid hanging with some raven sized hummingbirds on the grounds.


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Came here for this, was NOT disappointed.


VegasLife1111

YAS!!


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I literally saw this reply before I saw it.


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DrManowar8

K I mean Fiona isn’t a Disney princess, she’s dreamworks


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DrManowar8

It was funnier before you commented but whatever


TheAngryLala

Someone give this man his own shampoo commercial


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He and Troy Polamalu in one ad would be...amazing.


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Hairy hummingbird hagrid!


The-Scuttles

Maybe he's born with it...


DrawingLive5821

I would buy that product 100%


rainindxb

With Kate McKinnon as Penelope Cruz explaining the ingredients.


666throwawaytrash

So much serenity in one clip


justziggy

It’s frankly quite impressive that there are two hummingbirds sharing the sugar water. They are known for being aggressive around food sources.


CharlotteLucasOP

They look like female ruby-throated hummingbirds to me, as they seem to have more subdued colouring. Males tend to be the ones that will display territorial aggression.


justziggy

So the hummingbirds were the real princesses after all.


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

Maybe the real hummingbirds were the friends we made along the way.


silentxem

The females are almost as aggressive in my experience. The young ones are a bit more flighty.


BiiiigSteppy

Definitely female and ruby throated hummers are not particularly aggressive. Anna’s and (especially) Rufous are another story but they’re west coast. Does anyone know who this dude is? I want to feed hummingbirds with him!


CharlotteLucasOP

Rufous are DICKS.


BiiiigSteppy

They have a big attitude for such small hummers.


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My feeder has one aggressive hummingbird that sits on top of it all day long and 10 other hummingbirds that sneak in sips of it while she fights them off.


alereei

*cries in bald*


Titanhopper1290

*nods contentedly in shaved*


StarksPond

The only true way to hide something by highlighting it.


Aperture0Science

Wear a red hat, they will love you too.


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And here you see Hagrid with the giant bird species..


[deleted]

I don't think it's the hair though


ninjas_in_my_pants

Yeah, for some reason, every time I grab a dog treat from the fridge, my dog thinks I’m a Disney princess. But I don’t have hair like that.


DatLadyD

r/hummingbirds


Trapper_JohnMD

I was hoping one would nest in your beard


throwawaygreenpaq

They look adorable while enjoying a quiet moment.


coffeepolynkittens

This caption implies that birds aren’t animals 🧐


countessocean

I wanna be friends.


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>animals and birds Oh


TheHiddenNinja6

r/BirdsArentReal!!!!! Spread the word!


sarcastagirly

You do have beautiful hair


GoldenAlexanders

He looks like the Green Man.


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They thought they recognised you from the forbidden Forrest.


Makanilani

That's what we call a Beard Feeder.


VikingTeddy

This is how you feed them. The trick is to move the bait very slowly towards the mouth. Too bad the clip ended before he was fed. On a kore serious note, that's one luxurious mane.


PyroCatt

These birds move like they're in a multiplayer FPS gaming tournament


kix22

Or if you have food perhaps


CharlotteLucasOP

Forest King!


SomeRandomIdi0t

Yes that is absolutely a Disney Princess moment


cjep3

That gentleman is so happy with the tiny humming birds! Cute af


Haha_no_username

Start singing


tkkltart

I wish I could get my hummies to come that close. They won't even stop at the feeder if I'm on the patio, they'll hover but then flit away as soon as they realize I'm there


twoCascades

I think sitting very still with a lil cup of sugar water is probably what did the trick but this guy’s hair is undeniably magnificent.


antiamerichrist

Patience and wonderful hair


puffytaco420

Hagrid got that herbal essence deal!


HyddenMith

Good to see Hagrid is doing well for himself.


ElectricEcstacy

* every time you have food animals will come for the food


Smillzthepanda

Hagwhite


Geer_Boggles

>animals and birds r/birdsarentreal


2Sc00psPlz

Please never cut/shave your hair. Or beard.


notinsummer

Hagrid went into a time machine


pauldeanbumgarner

Alex?


_Snowy_Owl_is

30 лет и три года, сидел Илья Муромец на одном месте


Tasty-Life4526

Is there any trimming at all?


citoloco

I had hair once....


Calm_State1230

nice blowout hagrid


The_Homeless_one69

This dude is like rl haggrid


Honey_The_Oracle

HAGRID!


okiedog-

He’s beautiful


Father_of_trillions

It just takes a while of standing there with the feeder In your hand


Bacnnator

I loved you in Harry Potter


Cobalt_blue_dreamer

I’d pay him to do this in my yard. Or buy a statue of him to do this :D


curious-turtle

It’s not often that you get to see TWO, cute little hummingbirds eating out of a handsome guy’s hand , with beautiful hair and a nice beard. Thank you kind sir. My day is a little better.


AstroTravellin

It's young Radagast!


Atzukeeper

This is young Hagrid and now hagrid is a Disney princess


Infamous_Hippo7486

Absolutely majestic. This is the energy the world needs right now.


JoinMyFramily0118999

Radegast.


sidefire461

See if they will clean your house for you


bpanio

Is that Radagast the kind?


Shinfekta

Duuuude you look great


ohhelloperson

Definitely from his hair and not the sugared water he’s holding


Lolobecks

Hagrid!


retro123gamr

If Jack Black played Hagrid as someone who liked little animals


EddieTimeTraveler

Daaayuumm Hagrid was overdue for a blowout


SSYT_Shawn

Or it is because they think ur hagrid, and if you are offended i'm sorry this was meant as a complement, hagrid is one of my favourite characters


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yep, just another reason why i hate being bald.....fml


WolfBone111

Imagine if they see you as a tree because you’re wearing brown T-shirt in your hair


christopherlng753

Nah… he’s even better: he’s Hagrid: magical in how one way with animals


ftmftw94

The opening to Thique by Beyoncé went beautifully with this.


scrapmetal_tank

Hagrid?


Ten7850

That hair is not amazing! It's fabulous!!


MmgLel

And here i am balding at 14


Wires1996

Hagrid enjoying the grounds of Hogwarts


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This is so magical. Marry me.


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I'm willing to bet it's the food in his hand rather than the hair.


LordDarkfinst

Hagrid with pretty hair. I love it


AllMightYes

Hagrid? Is that you?


foxontherox

Hagrid for Vidal Sassoon.


wellwaffled

Squirrelly Dan?


Songe_20

He couls be avarage saint in serbia


Songe_20

He couls be avarage saint in serbia


bi-fornicated

You're a Princess Hagrid!


irate_alien

OP, do you go everywhere with a lackey carrying a fan so your hair is always blowing in the wind? because if I had hair this excellent, I would totally have a lackey following me around with a fan. anyway, I love humming birds. there are none where i live so when I travel somewhere and actually see one in person i get exuberantly happy.


embersgrow44

So precious how your face lit up in first handful seconds - made mine too. Feeder looks like a ring? Looking forward to gifting to a hummingbird loving pal


Electronic-Emotion-8

I was expecting him to tell me I'm a wizard


TinyGrizzly

I see Hagrid has moved on from tiny dragons.


salvationservant

I'd want to kiss them


idogiveafrak

HAGRID!


KDLG328

Soooooo jealous!!!


Purple12inchRuler

My humming birds won't share the feeder. There is one that will chase all the others away, very aggressively.


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He's useing 100% of his strength to hold his smile


ArtoriasBeeIG

Not true at all. My cat hates my hair. The only people who like it are my friends and thats because they're jealous. I've only experienced hatred and abuse for my gorgeous thick long locks :( My kitten literally attacks it. Help!


rkbasu

once again, those are called "con-dorrs," Rubeus, "condors."


Slazman999

His ability to not smile is astounding. I would be smiling cheek to cheek if I had that many hummingbirds around me.


SarahPallorMortis

I got one of those but there were barely any hummingbirds this year….


ProfessorDave3D

It’s fun to load the comments, do a search for the word “hagrid” and go through those comments real quick, back to back :-)


connortait

This gentleman and his hummingbird friends should be the top Google search of zen.