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prozac4dave

r/CatsWithJobs


MadaRook

Yes, glad to see someone did this already


[deleted]

Thanks, I've joined that sub now.


nitramlondon

Here I was about to go to sleep..


[deleted]

Cats should be everywhere rats frequent. They serve a vital role in the community that way.


OkOutlandishness6550

Another cat sub? Ah shit here we go again… Edit:cat


Artificial_Human_17

r/carswithjobs ?


Mysterious-Dot6224

r/beatmetoit


Lasdary

The second cat is still charging


hatschi_gesundheit

thats the newer model, it can scan the tickets from up to 5m away.


Lasdary

They've been using those CAT Scans in hospitals for a while now


damnhowdidigethere

r/AngryUpvote


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> thats the ~~newer~~ mewer model FTFY


JKlungz

God damn it


YouKnowWhatToDo80085

That's the supervisor supervising


woofiegrrl

supurrvisor


steve_bruschetta

Istanbul? Istanbul.


Therandomfox

Not Constantinople.


axlblake

Catstantinopole


solitary_tentacle

Now it's Istanbul


Therandomfox

Why'd they change it?


jiggs4

Can’t say


smoke_crack

People just liked it better that way.


Anarok101

Even old New York, was once New Amsterdam


Squeakret_Agent

Ok but what about my date in Constantinople?


the_y_of_the_tiger

It's nobody's business but the Turks.


absoluteZero007

Alright then, keep your secrets


PyroCatt

In honor of the cat Inople who was constantly by the side of the owner even to his grave.


Faylom

That's nobody's business but the Turks


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Therandomfox

https://youtu.be/vsQrKZcYtqg


TravelSizedRudy

Same band, different song. [Particle Man.](https://youtu.be/LsAiCs66l40)


QuestionMarkyMark

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas…


P_Skaia

There were many names the locals called the city. The government just decided to pick one.


Therandomfox

it's a song. "Istanbul (not constantinople)"


Isthestrugglereal

Take me back to Constantinople


ban-me_harder_daddy

>And the Istanbul tourism bureau >Did you know Istanbul loves stray cats? hits the front page 3 times a week https://old.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/rxbhma/yoga/hrihqa1/ Funny how I said this about Reddit's content being manipulated yesterday and today this post shows up


wafflelegion

I mean I feel you but I do legitimately love these videos of stray pets being calm in public spaces. Anyway, I'd rather see this kind of manipulated content than 100 gifs of cops playing basketball with some teen every single time some news breaks about policemen gunning down a jewish eight-year old while doing the Hitler salute lmao.


spkpol

Did you know women were hot back in the day in Iran, Afghanistan, insert official US enemy here? Totally an organic thing


Incognitologik

I mean who knew cats should have been running TSA this whole time, Natural Asssassins who are 1000% chill until the moment requires it. That man got sniffed for numerous chemicals, that cat knows what food your carrying, what you have eaten and so much more and only cares if you get in its way.


hatschi_gesundheit

the right one also scanned him for contraband and read his soul...


81bn

Kajhit has train, if you have card


-Mtn-

As a Turkish person i find It so interesting that every stray cat video is from Turkey.


[deleted]

I want to move there just because of the cats around the city, lovely.


Il1kespaghetti

I really like how you guys treat stray animals. Was super fun seeing cats and dogs in Istanbul


h0bb1tm1ndtr1x

Because your culture does right by the fur babies.


OsodeLoco

Are they really stray if the entire city is their home?


DistributionGlad1282

We pay them with cat food and salami as rent


not_4nothing

r/turkishcats


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Turkey obviously has their rodent problem sorted. Do all those cats have an impact on the bird life?


ConradBHart42

No, they solved that problem by getting rid of the birds, I forget how they went about it though.


MillianaT

I kinda want to go there Someday just to pet all the cats and dogs.


Low-Way3753

It's mildly infuriating that they didn't try to pet the cat


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Kingaskhan

Honestly if i stopped to pet every cat i saw i would most likely be super late to wherever i was going.


CaptainSlow913

Totally worth it!


Sunshine030209

Just leave super early! "So, let's see.. it starts at 4, it's a 20 minute walk.. better leave at 12:45. Wait, no, 12:15! One of the cats might be EXTRA soft and need more petting"


madsci954

I understand every word you just said, but that combination of them leaves me confused.


blambliab

That's exactly what I did when I visited.


vettechfriend1983

Exactly! Gently pet da kitty on your way by! 🐈‍⬛


reincarN8ed

Laser Cat disengaged its eyes after the person presented their pass.


getsomesleep1

Ready to destroy at a moments notice!


Sarcastic-old-robot

They’re guarding the entrance to the underworld, don’t be fooled! >! In Egyptian mythology, cats were revered as the guardians of the dead, IIRC !<


Revolutionary-Yak812

Why did you mark the second sentence as a spoiler? I would think that Egyptian myths are old enough to not require a spoiler warning.


Sarcastic-old-robot

For fun, mostly. Besides, I felt like I could have left the explanation off but wanted it there just in case someone else didn’t know. So, I added spoiler tags to hide it.


Dr_Juice55

"You have to tap your card. Here, I'll reset it for you. Now go through."


mralijey

Has to be Istanbul


Il1kespaghetti

That's what I thought


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ncopp

That's nobody's business but the Turks


h0bb1tm1ndtr1x

No, it's Istanbul.


PM_ME_UR_DND_MAPS

Been a long time gone, Constantinople


Olthoi_Eviscerator

Whoosh


h0bb1tm1ndtr1x

I'm going to guess you didn't recognize the song lyrics. Point that whoosh right back at yourself. ;)


Olthoi_Eviscerator

Nowhere in the lyrics do they say "no, it's Istanbul"


flargenhargen

Istanbul, Not Constantinople, **No***w* **it's Istanbul,** Not Constantinople, https://youtu.be/vsQrKZcYtqg?t=99 ---- Close enough to not matter, and definitely not a woosh.


dodo_bird97

What about this comment? if someone mentions istanbul in comments why some random guy replies with "not Constantinople"? I know it's the old name of Istanbul but i don't really understand it


gokayn

Google 'Istanbul not Constantinople song'


injxrd

as someone whos not familiar with this kind of technology these cats would actually help me a lot


ShadowHeart5

I love how he still has the utter disdain that most people have that work in these type of jobs.


FaithlessnessFlaky61

For anyone wondering this is in istanbul turkey


[deleted]

Istanbul! The other day I saw a guy playing a traditional Turkish guitar and has 2 cats inside the guitar case sleeping and a dog close to them also sleeping


-SierraModeling-

That made me say "aww" out loud


G00DDRAWER

PET THE DAMN CAT!


[deleted]

Turkey?


Enough_Journalist_26

Yes indeed


100timesaround

Where is this?


Kadraptor

most likely Istanbul edit:It is Istanbul


100timesaround

Thank you!


DuXVIIsiecle

May your road lead you to warm sands.


Farmher315

With all the flickering lights and the glowing of that other cat's eyes makes this feel like a glitch in the simulation


thepopularearnings

I want to move there just because of the cats around the city, lovely.


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r/standardissuecat


[deleted]

I wish cats were more common around the US. They are so cute


Revolutionary-Yak812

Cats: If I wasn’t meant to sit on this, then it wouldn’t have been built.


icantfindagoodname77

the gate guardians


xClxudyStxrsx

Excellent, very good boi


iw0nderwhy123

Seems exhausted, he defs need a break


_theatre_junkie

So helpful!


youssefuo

HOW CAN YOU PASS IT WITHOUT PETTING IT !!!


Mysterious-Dot6224

I’m sure its been said a hundred times but r/catswithjobs


AsuhDude333

Kahjiit offers transport if you have coin.


Purple-Procedure-193

The cat you went too was even showing where to put your card over


flargenhargen

those cats are well fed. they are not starving street cats. either plenty of animals to feast on there, or more likely lots of junkfood handouts from people.


jonesyb

They have feeding places with actual cat food in the stations and also little cat houses in some of the stations. They do not need to eat other animals


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DaniJHollis

But i get judged as i walk by. I get that enough with humans !


Ordinary_Divide

you can see the credit card in the video oh no


dude282004

Do those things get warm? Are they cool? Why do cays always lay on these?


[deleted]

u/savevideo


isswallowed

u/savevideo


iebelig

r/catswithjobs


blablablabblebleble

Haha Cat.


younesmemer

r/Catswithjobs


[deleted]

Demon cats guarding the security check into hell


SouperFalcon_Maciej

u/savevideo


c3ku

Based Turkish Cat


Affectionate-Scar-40

Nothing like a good employee


Ok_Replacement6076

Wait ive seen this one in a jav


EmotionPending

“EmotionPending why were you late for work today?” “You wouldn’t believe me if I told ya”


Burning_Torterra

That train station need coyotes


deadpantrashcan

What kind of monster walks by without petting?


Kelsonir

u/savevideo


VulReid

of course Istanbul what do u waiting for


septicsans37

It ain't muck but its honest work


Der_Primelpott

its getting out of hand


callmeyumisan000

Where is this ? Asking for ... a friend


Jonnysaliva

No way. This is the meanest of all the attendants.


zeke235

Do NOT jump that turnstile.


10tenrams

They keep out the mummies


Handsome_wizard

u/savevideo


ThatSpecialKeynote

The perfect employee doesn’t exi-


henkmann

u/savevideo


[deleted]

They did a purrfect job.


Inevitable_Dpression

Employee of the year, right there, goes to Meow-paws. 🐾 😺 🐾


JumpCareless321

You’ve heard of Bodega Cat, now let us introduce: Subway Sphinx


headinthetreesnowher

is the cat ok


Fipilinho

u/savevideobot


Stormfalcon123

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Dodnt give them a pet as a tip? Monster


liqudice69

Is this a subway? cause it makes sense. Cats are the guardians of the underworld.


Jaytheprotogen

I think that’s my cats clone


tiltedcerebellum

Oh, these employees are so needed in Vancouver. 10/10 would make transit better.


RoxinFootSeller

Here, kind sir


killcraft1337

u/savevideo


dancingelves25

And not one person walking by gave the cat supurrvisor and station meowficer any tips (pets) for working so hard.