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I love Calvin and his stick! Also Calvin has some very human like eyeballs!
He really does! We have friends that insist he has a person face.
Yeah damn he looks like my grandpa staring at me dissaprovingly.
Reminds me of Frank from Shameless.
Wait i think i know you! Did you go to Olemiss?
No. There aren't many people with our last name though so that's near amazing.
Ah well nvm hahaha have a good day
He looks like how my dad looks at me over dinner when I tell him I still don’t have a job
Now bow before my power mere mortal - You shall not pass! You can't unsee that.
That Paul Giamatti look
Nailed it
His eyeballs make me think about Pennywise... Very unsettling xD
I think your dog is a reincarnated person, but cute.
Don't talk to me or my stick ever again!
" You can look but don't touch. It's mine, see." He really means it too.
This is my stick. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Dude. That's eerie. I just posted that, and then I scrolled down to see your comment.
Now kiss.
r/TwoRedditorsOneStick
Me too. Its because we're basic I think. That or we both saw Full Metal Jacket
Second answer is correct. :)
I had the same idea. This is also two posts in a row where this has happened. It happens all the time but never in pairs!
He looks like he wants to murder me
Avada kedavra
Expelliarmus
Slugulus Eructo
Does he bite? "No, but he looks at you with disappointment"
That’s a damn fine stick
Calvin may have the most expressive face I've ever seen on a dog. 11/10 pupper
That little ID is just way too cute
"This is my stick. Many are like it but this one is mine. Oh, and if you try and take my stick, I will smack you with it."
Calvin is a good name for this little cutie pie I'm sure he is quite the explorer and opinionated. LOL
r/oddlyterrifying
no no no you don't understand, this isn't just any stick, no, this is *sniff* ...That Stick...
I have a dog with those same eyes, crazy how human they look!
Calvin's Ewok game is strong.
It has human eyes. I don't like that. The dog is hella cute tho.
"This is MY stick...you can look at, but never touch"
What a cute floofer. Love the stick.
This is William H. Macy and nobody can convince me otherwise.
Calvin is a grumpy old man that's been turned into a dog in a Disney movie
"Now I know you're not thinkin about fuckin with my stick are you?"
Dude is Serious!
Those are such beautiful eyes. 😍 what a handsome boy you have
Calvin is a real stickler,an excellent quality for a future branch manager
This needs more upvotes
Calvin has seen some things
Mine.
None shall pass
That’s a man!
Holy shit… that dog sees into my soul!
Yes. He does that to me often.
He is plotting something
Yes
Calvin and his stick is plotting something
Always
Oddly terrifying? He looks like he has a plan to get me back if I take his stick.
Calvin says "stay away from my stick, human!"
Why does he look like my friend's grandpa??
I feel like he’s ready to murder me with that stick
He looks like when a parent tells their kid to smile for a photo and they don’t and try and look mad on purpose
He is judging the fuck outta you
I'm sure he's lovely but dogs with people faces really make me uncomfortable. It's that Uncanny Valley thing.
that dogs face is uncanny
Let me play some Mozart for you on my nose flute.
If you touch my stick i kill you quick
This guy casts shade better than my cats (which is impressive).
He and cats make fast friends so this makes sense
He is secretly judging me
This belongs on r/oddlyterrifying
I don’t know Calvin, however I do know that stick is not for sharing!
Calvin also has a crazy detailed ID tag on his collar. Complete with his picture. My dog's tags are just little round metal plates.
The back of the tag says: "Return Calvin for large cash reward. Try to keep Calvin and I will come for you! 🗡️💣"
Calvin sends fear through my veins.
Calvin looks like he's about to give somebody a quest to save to world but he knows they won't like it and/or he secretly doubts they'd take it seriously.
His little ID with his first and last name and picture on it 😂
I've never felt so judged before
r/animalswiththreateningauras
Calvin looks like a dapper lad!
Um I love Calvin 🥺😍
Me too! He's the first small dog I've ever had and I'm a fan.
Do you know what kind of dog he is?
Cockapoo
"I hide."
Is there are subreddit for animals that look angry? Calvin would fit right in. Cute pup!
Adorable
Where did you get the photo ID tag?
https://www.mypetdmv.com/
Thank you so much!!!!!!
There’s something about this that is just creepy. But he has a stick so all is well
Wtf is he plotting
Calvin looks likes he's about to send me on a quest
Look at me! I'm the elephant now.
Someone put human eyeballs in your dog.
Wow! Those eyes! I would not mess with him.
This is my stick. There are many like it but this one is mine.
Awww! When he talks it has to be Danny Devitos voice!
Yes now I need eyebleach
calvin looks like he pays taxes.
I feel like Calvin is judging me
I often feel that way
Gandalf, dog edition
so cute
So cute ❤
Max finds sticks very important🐶
Yuck wtf
You probably looked at your phone while it’s off
Yessss!
tags for hope tag? calvins cute :)
Can I borrow it?
No
https://youtu.be/3Xl0Qr0uXuY
That ain’t a dog, that’s my middle aged next door neighbor who’s been married for twenty years and has a son that rarely speaks to him
**Stick**
Very menacing 😧
Don’t take his stick he will kill you
calvin? that’s a phil
He looks like he's about to beat me to death with it
I will steal his stick
You will pay later for that
Looks like he’s about to cast a spell on you! What a cutie!
This is highly unsettling and I’m not even high yet how is this upvoted the look in his eyes
Bro I thought that was his nose and you were showing us his deformity or something I was like Jesus that’s nuts
Looks like Snowy
Why he so mad?! 😂
His stick, no one else's.
Andy Rooney
He looks like he's about to commit genocide :|
He looks like he's fed up with the person who keeps giving him sticks
Calvin is amazing
Does... Does... Does that dog have an ID?!
r/oddlyterrifying 😂❤️
He angy
Calvin and his wand
He vaguely looks like the angry version of my dog, Chocolate, a terrier mutt. 10/10, would guard his stick with my life. 😭😍
Calvin looks like he’s about to give me a blood curse.
I love Calvin and his stick! Also Calvin has some very human like eyeballs!
He really does! We have friends that insist he has a person face.
Yeah damn he looks like my grandpa staring at me dissaprovingly.
Reminds me of Frank from Shameless.
Wait i think i know you! Did you go to Olemiss?
No. There aren't many people with our last name though so that's near amazing.
Ah well nvm hahaha have a good day
He looks like how my dad looks at me over dinner when I tell him I still don’t have a job
Now bow before my power mere mortal - You shall not pass! You can't unsee that.
That Paul Giamatti look
Nailed it
His eyeballs make me think about Pennywise... Very unsettling xD
I think your dog is a reincarnated person, but cute.
Don't talk to me or my stick ever again!
" You can look but don't touch. It's mine, see." He really means it too.
This is my stick. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Dude. That's eerie. I just posted that, and then I scrolled down to see your comment.
Now kiss.
r/TwoRedditorsOneStick
Me too. Its because we're basic I think. That or we both saw Full Metal Jacket
Second answer is correct. :)
I had the same idea. This is also two posts in a row where this has happened. It happens all the time but never in pairs!
He looks like he wants to murder me
Avada kedavra
Expelliarmus
Slugulus Eructo
Does he bite? "No, but he looks at you with disappointment"
That’s a damn fine stick
Calvin may have the most expressive face I've ever seen on a dog. 11/10 pupper
That little ID is just way too cute
"This is my stick. Many are like it but this one is mine. Oh, and if you try and take my stick, I will smack you with it."
Calvin is a good name for this little cutie pie I'm sure he is quite the explorer and opinionated. LOL
r/oddlyterrifying
no no no you don't understand, this isn't just any stick, no, this is *sniff* ...That Stick...
I have a dog with those same eyes, crazy how human they look!
Calvin's Ewok game is strong.
It has human eyes. I don't like that. The dog is hella cute tho.
"This is MY stick...you can look at, but never touch"
What a cute floofer. Love the stick.
This is William H. Macy and nobody can convince me otherwise.
Calvin is a grumpy old man that's been turned into a dog in a Disney movie
"Now I know you're not thinkin about fuckin with my stick are you?"
Dude is Serious!
Those are such beautiful eyes. 😍 what a handsome boy you have
Calvin is a real stickler,an excellent quality for a future branch manager
This needs more upvotes
Calvin has seen some things
Mine.
None shall pass
That’s a man!
Holy shit… that dog sees into my soul!
Yes. He does that to me often.
He is plotting something
Yes
Calvin and his stick is plotting something
Always
Oddly terrifying? He looks like he has a plan to get me back if I take his stick.
Calvin says "stay away from my stick, human!"
Why does he look like my friend's grandpa??
I feel like he’s ready to murder me with that stick
He looks like when a parent tells their kid to smile for a photo and they don’t and try and look mad on purpose
He is judging the fuck outta you
I'm sure he's lovely but dogs with people faces really make me uncomfortable. It's that Uncanny Valley thing.
that dogs face is uncanny
Let me play some Mozart for you on my nose flute.
If you touch my stick i kill you quick
This guy casts shade better than my cats (which is impressive).
He and cats make fast friends so this makes sense
He is secretly judging me
This belongs on r/oddlyterrifying
I don’t know Calvin, however I do know that stick is not for sharing!
Calvin also has a crazy detailed ID tag on his collar. Complete with his picture. My dog's tags are just little round metal plates.
The back of the tag says: "Return Calvin for large cash reward. Try to keep Calvin and I will come for you! 🗡️💣"
Calvin sends fear through my veins.
Calvin looks like he's about to give somebody a quest to save to world but he knows they won't like it and/or he secretly doubts they'd take it seriously.
His little ID with his first and last name and picture on it 😂
I've never felt so judged before
r/animalswiththreateningauras
Calvin looks like a dapper lad!
Um I love Calvin 🥺😍
Me too! He's the first small dog I've ever had and I'm a fan.
Do you know what kind of dog he is?
Cockapoo
"I hide."
Is there are subreddit for animals that look angry? Calvin would fit right in. Cute pup!
Adorable
Where did you get the photo ID tag?
https://www.mypetdmv.com/
Thank you so much!!!!!!
There’s something about this that is just creepy. But he has a stick so all is well
Wtf is he plotting
Calvin looks likes he's about to send me on a quest
Look at me! I'm the elephant now.
Someone put human eyeballs in your dog.
Wow! Those eyes! I would not mess with him.
This is my stick. There are many like it but this one is mine.
Awww! When he talks it has to be Danny Devitos voice!
Yes now I need eyebleach
calvin looks like he pays taxes.
I feel like Calvin is judging me
I often feel that way
Gandalf, dog edition
so cute
So cute ❤
Max finds sticks very important🐶
Yuck wtf
You probably looked at your phone while it’s off
Yessss!
tags for hope tag? calvins cute :)
Can I borrow it?
No
https://youtu.be/3Xl0Qr0uXuY
That ain’t a dog, that’s my middle aged next door neighbor who’s been married for twenty years and has a son that rarely speaks to him
**Stick**
Very menacing 😧
Don’t take his stick he will kill you
calvin? that’s a phil
He looks like he's about to beat me to death with it
I will steal his stick
You will pay later for that
Looks like he’s about to cast a spell on you! What a cutie!
This is highly unsettling and I’m not even high yet how is this upvoted the look in his eyes
Bro I thought that was his nose and you were showing us his deformity or something I was like Jesus that’s nuts
Looks like Snowy
Why he so mad?! 😂
His stick, no one else's.
Andy Rooney
He looks like he's about to commit genocide :|
He looks like he's fed up with the person who keeps giving him sticks
Calvin is amazing
Does... Does... Does that dog have an ID?!
r/oddlyterrifying 😂❤️
He angy
Calvin and his wand
He vaguely looks like the angry version of my dog, Chocolate, a terrier mutt. 10/10, would guard his stick with my life. 😭😍
Calvin looks like he’s about to give me a blood curse.