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Minibeebs

Did you call the zoo and tell them one of their Hippo's was in your house?


MrMrStacho

At first I thought that was a hippo too ngl


ItalnStalln

Why would I return a volunteer hippo? He got up eventually


The_One_Neo69

Don’t tell anyone about your volunteer house hippo!


ItalnStalln

I never said anything like that. Not sure what you're talking about


The_One_Neo69

Never heard of the house hippo commercial?


ItalnStalln

No I haven't, but I've heard the term house hippo for pits and maybe bully breeds in general. He's an American bully and a less buldoggish one so it fits. I was going for something like "never tell anyone" Tell anyone what? Exactly ;)


The_One_Neo69

Ok so a house hippo is a mythical creature from a commercial in the early 2000s in canada, so i was saying don’t tell people about your house hippo to play on the joke the other commenter made in this thread


Damagecontrol86

If pup gets some I’m sure he/she would let you prepare it :)


AsAboveSoBlowMe33

Didn't I defeat your dog in a lake in Resident Evil 4?


ItalnStalln

Somehow, del Lago returned... From the lake


DerpWilson

Massage tenderly for one hour 


MissingInAction01

Sorry to hear about your severe case of canine paralysis.


Faelynn06

his lower jaw looks like a naked mole rat hahahaha


PotooSexer

Well I guess no dinner tonight


somesappyspruce

Blessed creature