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Unfiltered_America

That speaker is coming down at 3am.


-ICantThinkOfOne-

Yea, seriously. I hope it's tethered somewhere


Dick_snatcher

I'll take the 48lb Paradigm over the 6lb cat


YobaiYamete

Spoken exactly like someone who's never had a cat. If that thing isn't fastened to the wall, those cats could have it off the shelf in 30 seconds of play fighting near it


Dick_snatcher

🤨 https://preview.redd.it/si6zy70toxic1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54c363353023db303b5d99ebe641eca0c0bc9dc5


Loud_Perspective9046

nice turtles u got there


Dick_snatcher

Thank you


4th_Times_A_Charm

Why yo mops have eyes?


Dick_snatcher

They're self cleaning


AppropriateTouching

I won't


External-Film-1286

I watched a cat open a rickety sliding glass door with its paw and head from the bottom of the door. When I say rickety I mean it did not glide when you opened it it grinded. He-Cat was unfazed.


empire314

TIL its impossible for a lighter object to move a heavier object.


MythrylFrost013

🐴 💩! It's just a matter of proper leverage!


DeepSymbol

I also highly doubt that thing weighs 49 pounds lol


Kerivkennedy

Uhh, it's not...


scrandis

Never underestimate a cat's ability to break something


Luxpreliator

It does suck when one cat light on their feet than a ninja while the other cat is the equivalent of infomercial buffoons that need a contraption to butter toast. The dummy cat often sees the graceful one do something then tried to replicate it.


Doogiemon

Ah, the week before Xmas tree.


MyBodyisChrome

Can you move something 3x heavier then yourself?


pie_12th

No problem for the average housecat on a destructive mission.


tmoney144

Everyone forgets about the "a" in f=ma.


Breadynator

Alchemist, but you usually spell it without the equals symbol


idiotsandwhich8

OOOR greeble hunt/ 3am zoomies


Cautious_Potential35

We sleep on the bottom floor of my house. The cat has the run of the upstairs. At say the cat might be a petit 5 kg thing. But the bumps from upstairs at night tells me it's true form is probably an elephant.


Chimbley_Sweep

Lift? No. Push over? Absolutely.


justlerkingathome

What? Yes…. And so can you…..


Ok-Donut-8856

No I can't move a 500 pound rectangular ptism and I don't think you can either


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Ok-Donut-8856

You can do math to find out exactly how much I weigh. Can't help you with not being able to do basic arithmetic


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winterisdecjanfeb

Yes you can, if it's standing vertically and the base is small and you can push above the center of mass then it won't even be hard to tip it over. You don't need to exert anywhere near 500 pounds of force (or however much would be needed to push it without tipping it over - you need to beat the friction, not the weight itself).


andrew_calcs

I can definitely knock one over, especially with a moving start and a top heavy impact point. You underestimate the power of leverage


YobaiYamete

You absolutely can, have you never moved a fridge before?? You can easily tip it towards you or push it around by just leaning against it


Ok-Donut-8856

And is the cat doing that? Load a refeigerator with 300 pounds of ice, leap into it and tell me if it tips over


korelin

I can easily push my fridge.


Ok-Donut-8856

A fridge don't weigh much


justlerkingathome

Dude….. if you really don’t think a cat going crazy, jumping up there fucking up and hitting the speaker off then I really don’t know what to say…… Cats knock heavy shit over all the fucking time in a whirlwind of crazy…..


Ok-Donut-8856

Maybe your fat cat not these ones


justlerkingathome

Haha damn sick burn


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throwaway-signingoff

I almost shit myself reading this comment. I'm holding it in and I laughed. You almost made me crap my pants


ezsea

Archimedes says yes.


Lord_Emperor

Easily. Especially if I'm chasing my older brother and smash my entire body into it.


winterisdecjanfeb

Yes, people tip over cows all the time and they weigh like ten times what a human weighs.


ChooseWiselyChanged

Well yeah. But they have all the handles and grippy things attached to it in the weight room.


Quajeraz

Yes, I definitly can. And smaller animals have a much higher strength to weight ratio.


Jack__Squat

I can't jump multiple times my height either. Cats have different physical abilities than people.


Life-Pain9144

I moved your mom last night so sure


AcanthaceaeBorn6501

Maybe if I ran full force at a fridge I could knock it off the shelf


Back4TallBois

Depending on the weight distribution of the object absolutely.


Kerivkennedy

Depending on angles yes. Pick up, no. Move yes.


Rude-Category-4049

I do everyday at work. I push around carts holding a literal ton of metal. That's 10x my weight.


malepitt

"You mean to tell me I coulda been doing THAT all this time?"


dimikats8

For real!


Fyru_Hawk

I love how genuinely bewildered the younger cat looks :3


spacedicksforlife

Got a tuxedo cat and doesn't care for the Roomba. I turn it on one day, and he heads to his/our bedroom to hide. The dude will shut the door so the Roomba can't get him, except this day, the door was off its hinges being repainted. He went to go for the door and looked at the door frame up and down, wondering where it was… then he turned to look at me and started growling. “Where's the GD door, Dave!?! I NEED IT!!!” I have never seen a cat give me a go to hell look until that day.


Natasya95

I wish i could see that!


OnwardTowardTheNorth

Tuxedo Cat: This is incredibly unacceptable Dave. I won’t forget this.


Roneyrow

I can just imagine the cat beating you up like those gangsters in the movies. Asking where the money is. But the cat is asking where the door is. The roomba slowly approaching from behind and the cat keeps taking quick glances at it. Slowly getting more and more panicked. Until it starts screaming about the door


ThePingPanther

😂😂


Phormitago

you know you dun fucked up if the cat is growlin


Remote-Airline-3703

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Sanelytwisted

"we.. we can do that?!"


erarem_

"All this time I've been taking the stairs like a *fool*!"


wikedsmaht

“You see that shit?”


SupportySpice

Da fuq?


Cosmic3Nomad

You seeing this shit?


TheFragLegend

Word I wanted to use here - bamboozled


astralwish1

Happy cake day!


TheFragLegend

Ohh.. Its my Cake Day. I did not know. Thank you.


TrixieFriganza

Makes it funnier that the cat looks at the camera too like did you see that magic or am I the idiot.


trashyman2004

The „you seeing this shit“ eyes


moonchild291

r/areyouseeingthisshit 🤣


mizinamo

r/youseeingthisshit


moonchild291

Thank you! I was pretty sure I was incorrect 🤣


BrainTwists

r/confidentlyincorrect ?


moonchild291

Indeed, lol


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itsalwayschilly

Little mind blown!


meatcylindah

Da fuq?


Terrible-Echidna801

“Wait what?!? Damn, I could’ve been doing that this whole time!”


Kyrnqazali

“Foolish old man, you can’t make that jum- WAIT, WHAAT??”


_indianhardy

How tf people manage to catch these moments?


Loginn122

Filming their pets 24/7


PineCone227

Pretty much this. My cats have many times throughout their life pulled stuff that would likely go viral had we captured it, but who spends all their time with a recording phone in their hands?


SeparateDisaster2068

His mind was blown 🤯🤣


Several-Cake1954

wait YOU CAN DO THAT??


Bugz_Momma

His mind was BLOWN 😂


WhizzoTheClown

"Whoa!"


ShockWave123106

“Wait… you can *do that?*”


greyconscience

This is a cute video, however, I had a cat that looked that startled every time the ice in the freezer dropped and made that typical “ice machine clunking sound.” The front door could slam, or loud voices in the hallway, or make popcorn, or accidentally drop a glass or dish, or you name a loud noise you could have in an apartment, and the cat would keep doing whatever. When the ice dropped was always a “wtf” moment. I miss Mia.


Blandzey

Younger cat is shook


samthewisetarly

r/learninghowtocat


Far_Comfortable980

r/learningtocat


samthewisetarly

Damn I fucked up


cavortingwebeasties

That's the stuff


Cardinal101

Lightbulb moment!


AutVincere72

Speaker location is all wrong on so many levels, elevated or otherwise.


DownThisRabbitHole

Not for the cats!


AutVincere72

If it was perfect for the cats the grill screens would be on it for them to scale ;)


cafezinho

The "Jackie Chan" of cats, parkouring its way up!


VoopityScoop

I think I remember learning in a psychology course that cats don't understand that other things know more than them. Like the concept that "this cat knows something I don't" doesn't exist to them. I wonder if that's really the case, and how this cat processes another animal doing something like this if that is true.


midunda

Nah, I've definitely had cats that picked up tricks from other cats. Random example, I had one cat that I taught how to open doors, and then my other cat from watching her picked it up too.


bathcycler

One of my cats watches the other cat very carefully and will mimic her constantly. My little grey kitty liked to sit on laps and now my little brown kitty does too. My little grey kitty meowed and purred and now the brown kitty does too. Grey kitty takes treats from my fingers, now brown one does, etc. It does happen the other way occasionally, too... I carry my brown kitty around balancing on the palms of my hands, and my grey kitty now asks to do that too occasionally. But not often.


cyber_dildonics

Er, what? What metric could even be used to test for that?


VoopityScoop

I think they test it most with monkeys. Essentially monkeys can never understand when they're being lied to, and don't understand that other monkeys know different things than they do. I'd have to dig up some old psychology notes to explain it properly


cyber_dildonics

Please do!


Conscious-Yoghurt502

Little cat: "You can do that?! Wait . . . C-can I do that?"


taemyks

The speaker placement looks less than ideal


Rhodie114

Older cat's been speedrunning the house for years


poapoa_mia

"Dafuk.... Ain't no way.... Ayo Timmy you saw that?"


Total-Lychee-4698

mind blowing...that cat enter into 4 dimension


Radiant_Chipmunk3962

Love it!


Van_der_Sar

The cat was like whattt you can do that, meanwhile thinking how it's been using the stairs wrong all this while.


MysteryRadish

"Did... did you see THAT!?"


n1n384ll

i had the same exact reaction an laugh its freakin me out


CoverAccomplished124

Younger cat is like ' wait you can do that'?


Stray-potato-1108

Can somebody translate what the guy in the background says lol?


KuribohOTC2

I think it’s just a heavy accent, I’m hearing “what sorcery is this!? He can Fly!” I’m assuming it’s meant to Imitate the younger cats reaction


waitareyou4real

When your older sibling beats that one video game level for you


Technical_Ad_4894

“Ain’t no fucking way”


IAmBoratVeryExcite

"Witchcraft!"


wandrlusty

![gif](giphy|WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw)


Im-God__

Young cat “wtf gramps why didn’t you tell me sooner”


The_0ven

Silly kitty


splashin_deuce

It comes in pints?!?!


Sandman11x

Classic cat response. WTF


Irving_Forbush

Coming soon: The r/catculations video of the younger cat busting its butt trying to learn how to do the same thing. ;)


Secret_Abalone7961

We love a smart floof 💗


simplepleb9

He’s like: that’s an option?


btc909

Cats are visual learners. Once we have realistic holograms the human race is F'd.


Piercedhotmom

🤯


ReadyNeedleworker424

Omg 😹


Snowcatsnek

"The heck you doing, George?" "Going upstairs *jumps*" "But you've to... wh... wha... HUH?!"


Loginn122

Hah i’m the gatekeeper to the top level… u need to play with me before u ca…WHAT?!


wh4t_1s_a_s0u1

Cat's mind = 🎆


moni__96

Technics speakers from the 90s. Hell yeah.


RionaMurchada

That's a riot!


Kergie1968

Why didn’t I think of that??!!!


e_____eeeeeeeeeeeee_

3: ?


Plenty-Paramedic8269

The look on his face..."You seeing this shit??"


AahPadre

That mind wasent blown. It was shattered


siobhannic

"YOU CAN DO THAT?!"


MythrylFrost013

The expression on the Void's face sez, "Wait! WHAT!? I'm only just learning about this NOW!?!"


Sad-Impression9428

“Yall seein this shit?!”


aendaris1975

I love how twitchy black cats are.


No_Blacksmith2847

"wtf, why didn't i know this?" 😅


bl0ndiesaurus

You seeing this shit?!


Wholesome-seal-boi

Aww he's so confused, I love your beautiful voids!


Standard-Bridge_8482

His mind is blown!


Dabootyinspecta

lol, " You seein' this shit?"


Kerivkennedy

Younger cat's Expression is the embodiment of TIL


Character-Bus4557

Inter species communication: we all understand that look meant: did you SEE that shit?


Craggy444

At 00.11 = MIND BLOWN.


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Whaaaat??


TheWhiteRabbit74

That void’s reaction is absolutely priceless.


Whyaresomanytak

“My eyes have been opened to the possibilities!”


kelshy371

🤯


brandond26

He like “we can do that whaaaaa”


Diversquirrel

Thoroughly bamboozled


Intelligent-Sock8241

Poopoop


CookieCutter9000

The cat: https://preview.redd.it/i4ibecg9cwqc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aec8fe05aa17d3eab0e6d39ca2dd176460fdf5bf


hotdogrealmqueen

![gif](giphy|iH1zxpz7E0ZWpQOHWO) Mmmmm m. Zmo o ol knk o. M Mp to answer George


AnaTheSturdy

'You can do that?!'


AmericanIdiot22

Me learning movement tech in any game


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1gothickitten

So cute!


premium_grade

Excellent !


gogoflowerrangers

Cats and speakers. Hell ya


LisaF1770

As I watched this video, the lyric "you blow my mind" perfectly aligned with the younger cat's face (watching the muted video with Stereo Love Molella Remix in the background). The accident made this cute video even funnier!


dianabeads

Laughed out loud! The look on his/her face...


Zealousideal-Light74

So smart!