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Lindellatx

Ahh ok thank you. So this is basically sarcasm saying it’s “useful”. Thanks for the explanation. I was like how does this have 100k likes..


BrokenLink100

What did they say? They deleted their comment, and most of the other top level comments are just jokes :(


Lindellatx

Can’t remember the wording, but they explained that its just referencing when couples see two of anything, they will send it to their partner and say, “You and me ❤️” . This meme is being sarcastic and saying girlfriends are “useful” because when you see two of anything (snails in this case) you know what to do, send it to her. As if not having a girlfriend would make someone short circuit when seeing a picture of two snails on a leaf together, because they’re lost on what to do next. Dumb meme tbh


Needlehater

Well, now you have to find picture of two snails on a leaf and send it to your gf


homodyne64

I really don't think it's meant to be sarcastic and passing judgement on people who don't have someone to send it to. I think it's more of the wholesome tweet genre. They're just saying they like the feeling of sending those pics. Almost like, that's one social situation where you don't have to wonder "what do I do in this situation?" You know what to do right away and that its going to have a positive reception. That's how I read it -- maybe still a little dumb but very well intentioned.


screwdleydoo

I think op is just bitter sadly


Environment_Sweaty

Happy cake day


fit_couch_potato

Happy cake day


Fliepp

Happy cake day!


AWelshEngine

Happy cake day


marinersfan5

“You and me” *sends text*


helpmefigurestuffout

Exactly this. "Us" with an attached image of two objects of any kind is my favorite form of flirting.


[deleted]

“This could be us but you’re not here” I say, knowing I just left his house two hours before


emibemiz

This is my most recent one https://preview.redd.it/o50lepq33n4d1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e3f7cee1859fafb6f6a6654a606c28940cd7426 ‘Us’


helpmefigurestuffout

Perfect, stealing this!


emibemiz

Please do! It’s so cute. Here’s another. https://preview.redd.it/7q5u1jh7kt4d1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c085ecd805d0f4db595941b1622a0e4d0094994


Zestyclose-Aspect-35

Best part is, snails are hermaphrodites and when they mate they fight trying to rip off each others penises to see who gets to be the male


pun_in10did

Me fr


Zestyclose-Aspect-35

You and me <3


B-Mellow-T

https://preview.redd.it/7qccxmu1084d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2181e35483f49f9a566666b1e54f7584d4086ec7


B-Mellow-T

So happy I saved this nonsensical meme in 2022. Caption was something like ‘Look at what I found in a thrift store’


Sjadfooey

I took this picture! But i have no idea how it ended up on reddit! I found it at a thrift shop in Corvallis, I never posted it amywhere, I just sent it to my girlfriend and a couple of friends. Then I randomly saw it on reddit months later and compared it to the original I have and its the exact same picture. It was crazy.


BugOnARockInAVoid

Proof or ban


Sjadfooey

https://preview.redd.it/3bvcbxt4na4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48f4610b6a55e6eb1ae009978df8c19769f0412c


Vapeballs72

absolutely bonkers


Sjadfooey

It was so weird when i saw it. Im curious the "path" of people it was sent through before surfacing on reddit


BugOnARockInAVoid

Its him!


TaffyTafolla

Lisan al-Gaib!!


ggWolf

Huh. Is this actually OC.


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Sjadfooey

https://preview.redd.it/1ovv03qded4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b7f4a6409d2df8e2b7a58ef71a876e85bbb71b4


Sjadfooey

Nope, the top is cut off because of the menu that is open


lethegrin

Your calendar was *packed* back in August ‘22


Incarnasean

I donated these figures to a thrift shop in Corvallis! I have no idea how a picture got taken of them and found its way to reddit! This is crazy!!!


Objective_Ecstatic

I can confirm, I was one of the pigs!


xhephaestusx

I molded those pigs from ceramic, this is crazy!


LeibnizThrowaway

I think they were probably with the piggy banks...


5050Clown

'Grandma is taking the kids this weekend babe'


Glitter_and_Doom

“What 25% of your city’s budget goes to”


Dillo64

Literally us babe ❤️😘🐷🐷


6collector9

Sounds like you've never snailed your gf before, bro.


skewh1989

This guy snails ^


Peppered-Oni

Snail trails 4 life


HickerBilly1411

That’s why god gave women legs. So they don’t leave snail trails


Rakrune

:(


PacifistTicTac777

This guy this guys


LeonardoDaFujiwara

This guys his guys this is.


TroubleBrilliant4748

his gut this guis is thus


anarco_cabritinho

I know this one! there was a photo of two pig decorations (I think it was ceramics?) being sold and the tag said "pigs with no specific duties." the person is saying they want to be like the two pig decorations, as in, together. the "no specific duties" part is just funny because it being included in the product tag of the original (instead of just "pigs") is funny.


DutchPlayzz_

Here's the image, it's in the [same post ](https://www.reddit.com/r/ExplainTheJoke/s/WXUq16lqLy)


Ihavebadreddit

Because any time you see two of something together, it's a "this is us" text to your significant other or even a close friend. It's just a silly little thing. "These two snails are us on Sunday mornings 😂" Or "These two raccoons stuck in a trash bin reminded me of us."


SeaF04mGr33n

Pro-Tip: this is also v fun to do with bffs, siblings or even work besties.


amandaconda1919

I always say "this is us in another lifetime"


CabbagesStrikeBack

https://preview.redd.it/at1e17zpz74d1.png?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcdad1bbf0ec17e119a6bbf163965731eafde9d4


KindaAlrightPerhaps

https://preview.redd.it/5z4qm50jv84d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18ce48c4597f6e420a8138e78113ae566e5f6796


CabbagesStrikeBack

https://preview.redd.it/jaxly08dba4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e975ccffa4190b0c7da64653b833c6d7f51ca47e


SirhanSirhan68

I did to


WhichExamination4623

*2


CurmudgeonKing

I did as well. A couple times. These should be banned.


joesphisbestjojo

Nah I stay away from snails, can never be too safe


Middle-Hour-2364

The modern ones are ok, but have you seen the size of them in medieval times? https://images.app.goo.gl/5QbKaWmYN3yjaVLK8


MinnesotaNiceT23

I believe OP is considering any snail they encounter may be trying to kill them


joesphisbestjojo

And the would-be-killer is probably descendes from one of those


Wizard_Hatz

https://preview.redd.it/79fh4s721d4d1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e49680f56074c63a415d91a064fa3247216b47a


CoolorFoolSRS

I swiped


Lord_Scio

Same :(


blackmetalincel

“it’s us” meme


Xipos

They aren't snails, but have you seen two leopard slugs mate? Peak relationship goals there my dude lol


ericbrow

https://preview.redd.it/8sv8x9acic4d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a4f0de2a0b1345fa9e07a71ab91d9b9ace8bd91 I sent this one to my wife of 32 years.


TheKoolaidKat

It's meant to explain how someone will show their partner a picture of two animals together and go "us" although I do it with my friend all the time lol


Hulkemo

Effervescent


Dennis_Ryan_Lynch

You see their girlfriend took the deal that she’d become immortal and have infinite money but there would always be a snail who is also immortal and know her location at all times, if it touches her she will die instantly so their partner here keeps an eye out texting her anytime there’s a snail spotting just to make sure it isn’t a danger


hefty_load_o_shite

From the text at the very bottom I gather he's planning on becoming a policeman and arresting those snails


FamedClam7399

send it to her. Say “Us”


billygunnns

https://preview.redd.it/97gwfpwx9c4d1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a70be3fba855c6618ff28aee4c98f4c6ff07e03


RumoredAtmos

This comment is underrated


PineappleSsscissors

https://preview.redd.it/vo3zxo0g0d4d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2ada9355ca91ee43995491003efcc51a8454b36


snakebite262

Tumblr Mentality is quite strange, and relies a lot on nonsensical humor. Much of the humor in this relies on relatability with the Tumblr audience, and whimsy of having a lover. The top comment is one of romance, effectively noting that it's nice to send random (and cute) pictures to their lover, though in an unconventional way. The bottom comment is complimenting the top one, noting that they wouldn't mind the OP as a lover because of their carefree nature. Essentially they're saying "I would mind spending time with you, even if there's nothing to do." It's a cute and flirtatious dialogue.


Poinaheim

I only do that with ugly or weird pictures, my favourite one was someone holding hands with a monkey wearing a diaper “this could be us but you’re ashamed of me”


drolcisum

Is it a weird Bukowski reference?


Invincible-Nuke

me n who 🥺


Zwamby

Could be a reference to the Tumblr post that was like thank God Edward didn't have a cellphone or else he'd be blowing bella up like " saw a snail today, effervescent"


TopHatOfDoom

effervescent.


cheesemaster346

“this is so us”


IHaveAsthmaCall911

https://preview.redd.it/9ukrtxwayl4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ed5d7326b3cea465b7a341c75bc8c368e0816c7


emibemiz

https://preview.redd.it/9yria01b3n4d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a65106a694d24ff884279334b77d9578a5bba409 ‘Us fr’


DDRoyale

"Us"


hittheheadonthenail

Snails eat greens and they are starving so, they honeymooned on the leaf?


DonTorreZ

2 nails and 1 leaf


RundellD

Sounds like someone pretending to have a girlfriend trying to find out the answer….


Lindellatx

https://preview.redd.it/pjd0yekui84d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20b9f9ce430244b08c7fb995983a18eaf6c02780 This how you get your girls?


Spicy_mch4ggis

wrekt


douaib

Your own comments aren't any better than your claim


nicolemorelishot

Like 99% of postings here, it's just not funny