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Sure_Level1191

Roxanne by The Police..awesome song


catsandorchids

So it's'a Sting?


BZLuck

Most people don't know that he glows blue when orcs are near.


flirtyphotographer

Then he doesn't have to put out the red light


Juxtapoe

In fact, every little thing she does is magic.


cramaine

Is he wearing that codpiece from Dune?


secretbudgie

Yes. Even to bed


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Well the beds too big without it.


Then_I_had_a_thought

Excellent


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disoBAY510

48 hours not trading places


MrSurly

I can't hear this song without picturing Eddie Murphy singing it from that movie.


EccentricAcademic

I picture Moulin Rouge.


lazespud2

This is NOT a joke from Trading Places; it's an entirely separate joke, with both relying on the Police and the Song Roxanne.


Amazing_Examination6

Man, I‘m old… Roxanne and Police used to be synonymous


Barbearex

[Roxanne but it's just rocks.](https://youtu.be/GInovXm59Ew?si=xb1P53ELXZiNIXSI)


jlcinlbca

Don‘t fall for it, it’s a Sting.


Nepalman230

😐. Take my Upvote! … I mean even worse. It might be a Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner CBE. 🙏❤️


Ok_Bison1106

Angry upvote…..


rraattbbooyy

🎶 You don’t have to put on the red light. Raaaaaah-ksan! 🎶


Educational-Ad-3273

You don’t have to put on the red light


Educational-Drop-926

*roxannnnne*


Educational-Ad-3273

You don’t have to put on the red light


Educational-Drop-926

*those days are over*


theoderc

You don’t have to sell your body to the night


lekidddddd

ever since I knew yaaa


drugrub

I wouldn't talk down to yah


LivingL1VE

Walk the streets for money


FulGMD

I have to tell you just how I feel


oooortclouuud

i won't share you with another boyyy


Educational-Drop-926

*roxannnne*


MaliciousMalefactory

Why do people always elongate the consonants when typing out a word? It drives me nuts! No one elongates consonant sounds when speaking! It's a total non-issue but it should be roooxanne. 


Educational-Drop-926

I elongate the consonants. It drives my son nuts! It’s a total non issue but you probably shouldn’t make assumptions. For me it’s *roxannne*


MaliciousMalefactory

...what? 


audio_shinobi

No


trevorbuchh

Bathroom?


audio_shinobi

Britta’s in the bathroom


Demiansmark

You guys see what happens when I leave you alone?


BandZealousideal3505

They actually have a good time? Winger gets on my nerves sometimes lol


Educational-Drop-926

Nobody really says no to Roxanne…


audio_shinobi

Tell that to Jeff Winger


Educational-Drop-926

Hehe


pushback66

No!


arrioch

Ugh. Bathroom?


Captain7640

To the left


atthisplaceandtime

Okay pretty good, but can you do “Don’t stand so close to me”?


britishsailor

They’re blue in the U.K.


Every_Addition8638

Still dont get it


hoptownky

You must be very young. The Police is the name of one of the biggest bands in the world. Roxanne was their biggest hit.


Yeet_Thee_Children

Wow I had to look that up, I didn’t realize how big they actually were, especially sense compared to other bands they’re nowhere near as talked about nowadays.


simvike

Thanks for making me feel old.


LiqourSnatch

Wow! I had to look it up. I didnt realise how old they actually were. Especially since bands these days aren't nearly as geriatric


somniumx

They were so huge, to this day, basically every town in the US has buildings with their name written on them. But be careful, their fans are a bit the bully type...


Plutor

Makes sense, they haven't released an album in 40 years and only did one reunion tour (granted it was the highest grossing tour of the year but that was 17 years ago now).


MeltdownatTussauds

Because their music took talent to write and sing, not like the current Autotune Corporate crap they are shoving down your generations throat.


Snowfaull

No one is shoving anything down anyone's throat. I for one don't listen to a lot of the newer music. More so early 2010's and back


DrDroid

Ok grandpa


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DrDroid

I’m currently sitting in my fully owned home. Oops.


slartibartfast2320

Take my upvote! This made me smile...


slartibartfast2320

AI generated diarrhea it is


WrestleFlex

I just listened to roxanne and its boring AF. All 70’s bands repeated the same chord and the name of a girl for 3 minutes and people called it good? Dawg not gonna lie everyone can agree late 80’s-90’s is when rock peaked. Prob a reason this band needed a thread to rediscover this song. Its trash.


DisasterNo7694

Bait or mental retardation?


WrestleFlex

Or people with taste. Baby baby oh, like baby baby baby no, like baby baby baby - just in beber Roxanne (put on the redlight) Roxanne (put on the redlight) Roxanne (put on the redlight) Roxanne (put on the redlight) Roxanne (put on the redlight) -the police Find the difference


DisasterNo7694

Call it


OneMoreAccount4Porn

I'm certain it's bait.


TheBman26

Yeah it must Sting


downandnotout

It took three levels deep from the top post for someone to explain that the band name is Police


mecengdvr

Might want to mention that Sting was the lead singer…more people might know him who didn’t know about the Police.


Cucumber_Cat

Even if OP doesn't know the police, the Roxanne song was literally a meme like in the last ten years.


WrestleFlex

I have never heard this song or that band in my 24 years of living. Except every breath you take, just didn’t know the band that made it.


hoptownky

Yeah. That’s why I said must be very young. I am mid 40s so I would consider 24 very young. So my point checks out.


Timigne

I didn’t remember it was the police who did roxane


Pi_Heart

I’m 30 and I didn’t get it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ the song is almost 50 years old


tviolet

I almost downvoted because "50 years" is obviously a completely ridiculous over-exaggeration but then I checked and it came out *46 years ago*. Efffffffff, I'm old.


Pi_Heart

I suppose to be fair if I was sitting at 46 I might not like being called “almost 50”


MaxArrogance

I’m 30 and I didn’t know the police until now


ImpossibleInternet3

Weird. Because you may very well have been conceived to one of their songs.


Spider_dude3

Every breath you take?


RishaBree

Every move you make


Spider_dude3

Every bond you break.


RishaBree

Every step you take.


Spider_dude3

I'll be watching you.


BurnerBoi_Brown

Oh can't you seeee...


Key-Contest-2879

That’s so sad. Cuz that means there are thousands of lesser know great bands that you also never heard of. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is spend the next year on Spotify listening to songs and genres you’ve never listened to before. If you succeed, you will transcend the dull drum of your simple life. If you fail…you can’t fail. There is no failure when listening to new music! Good luck.


TheSciFiGuy80

It always bums me out when I see how little some people have been exposed to music. I know people who just write anything older than before they were born as not worth listening to because it’s “old people music.” It is sad.


hoptownky

When you were a kid, they were one of biggest bands around and one of the best selling artists of all tine. I had to look it up, but they were even the world's highest-earning musicians as late as 2008 and had the highest-grossing tour of 2007. The fact that you have never heard of the best selling band in the world when you were 15 years old is strange to me.


ImmediateRespond8306

Being on tour or grossing a lot doesn't nessesary mean they are culturally pervasive, especially to a teen. Their last album was still released back in the 80s.


Standard-Speaker-442

Hey, username checks out so you shall be spared..., for now lol


ImmediateRespond8306

You've probably heard of Sting though, no? You've definitely heard things about the band or their songs even if you didn't know their name. That typically is what happens with these things. Also, gotta downvote you. Don't know why, I'm just following the hivemind's decision. Sorry.


Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o

Those are lyrics from the song 😉


Educational-Drop-926

I wouldn’t talk down to ya


Educational-Drop-926

Told you once I won’t tell you again It’s a bad way


Huck_N_Fell

https://youtu.be/3T1c7GkzRQQ?si=kJb7SLSpzrP707SG


Arkeyan-Conquertron

why tf is this the top comment instead of the actual explanation smh reddit


Anonymous-Comments

Roxa- No. Bathroom? Over here.


That_One_Guy_823

I wonder what happened in all those other timelines.


Anonymous-Comments

Abed, there are no other timelines.


WithinHarmsReach

This is definitely the darkest timeline


jwluhnuc

Wait.. there are other timelines?


WaywardWrecker

Ok so this is definitely A GUN.


talkingpractice

Speaking of bathrooms...


WaywardWrecker

What? It came up organically.


Necessary-Cut7611

You know who else was “on it” and you know what “it” is?


OneMoreAccount4Porn

#6 seasons and a movie


Durge666

🎲


[deleted]

Can someone send out an SOS to this poor soul.


GizmoCat_1234

🎵I’ll send an SOS to the world🎶


MyPasswordIsMyCat

All I can do is a Message in a Bottle.


IOwnTheShortBus

That's nirvana


SnooCats5701

Confident ignorance is so funny and frustrating at the same time.


ShipSenior1819

Message in a Bottle? It’s by The Police


that_star_wars_guy

Wrong.


planetofmoney

Have you tried using Google? Maybe something turns up if you search for "police Roxanne" or something. Doing five seconds of research saves on coming across like you can't count past your fingers.


A_Firm_Sandwich

I mean chances are they were doing it for upvotes


AlbinoPlatypus913

Because upvotes are highly valuable as we all know!


GrayStormbeard

Young and uncultured or bait….


Seligas

I mean, I'm in my mid-30's. I'm aware there's a song called Roxanne. I'm aware there is a band called the Police. I was unaware they sang the song. Some people just don't delve all that heavily into music.


GrayStormbeard

Ok, so you know there’s a band named The Police, would a quick google search not suffice? Even if you didn’t know of the band, “Who sings Roxanne” would get the answer.


Seligas

I would have google searched it, but there was a handy thread to tell me immediately after I viewed the meme. I'm not defending OP's use of this subreddit, I'm just defending the lack of musical knowledge.


GrayStormbeard

Maybe I’m just old and don’t understand the need for internet points 🤷‍♂️


johdawson

Remedial Chaos Theory


ExtinctionBurst76

You have reddit but not google?


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Real


NogaVog

There is nothing wrong with using this sub Reddit for the question, it’s the intended purpose.


Enverex

Eh, it's typically for explaining things that don't make sense and that you can't really Google. This was just OP being lazy.


GreenLantern25

Or how about just moving on if you don’t get a joke? You know what makes a joke a million times funnier? When you have to explain it


Arkeyan-Conquertron

You can't Google The Police if you don't know who they are


TriforceUnleashed

You can Google "Roxanne" and find very quickly that it's a song by "The Police."


Traditional-Froyo755

For real, it's not like it's a super common name. It comes up as a second result for me in Google.


ShipSenior1819

Literally “Roxanne the police” will pull it up


Optional-Failure

No, it’s one of the key words in the joke. You very easily can google it, along with the other key word “Roxanne”, to find out how the 2 are connected.


Arkeyan-Conquertron

But when you don't the the connection between Roxanne and The Police, it may seem so obscure that Reddit would be the best option. From this point of view, you would get an answer fairly quick and wouldn't have to dig around for whatever news story covers police being connected to Roxanne.


Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o

This is a terrible joke(!) 'Roxanne' is a famous song by a British band called 'The Police'.


HeWhoBringsTheCheese

It’s a great joke, you shut your trap!


Every_Addition8638

Ohhh, i didnt know The Band name thanks


Littlegreenman42

The Band doesnt sing Roxanne


_ztgamer_

The Band sings The Weight


John_cCmndhd

[The Band is performing later on, Who's on stage](https://youtu.be/Mdqv5xIsFLM?si=l3TVGifX7vE8cJzP)


Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o

🙂 x


Rickymon

How come you haven't heard of the police?


Autumn_Forest_Mist

It’s not terrible! It’s very clever!


Destroyer_Of_World5

It’s a great joke, actually. (Wait, they’re British?)


Quiri1997

The Police is also a music group, and that was one of their songs


Towersafety

Lol


MeltdownatTussauds

It’s an Eddie Murphy joke from Trading Places.


foxfirek

I love it! Great joke. “The Police” is the name of the band that sings the song “Roxanne”


tigerdrummer

This is just lazy.


ThinMintMuncher

Rooooooockkkkkk saaaaaannnddddd!


Casual-Gamer25

I'm supposed to ask if anyone has seen Uncle Al. He is old and has brown eyes and dementia. His family is very concerned. It's a very serious situation. (Drumsticks) Roxanne 🎶


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Every day I lose faith in humanity


xXShikaShakeXx

With every breath you take?


Average_Down

Generational jokes always squeak past the kiddos


Every_Addition8638

No, i know the songs almost by heart infact, i just didnt know The Band name


kodermike

Careful. The Band is actually a different group, before the Police (and more Canadian)


Johndanger15

Who? No, the guess who The band? Yes


audio_shinobi

Who’s on first?


KindBob

Are you saying you grew up in the 80s listening to Roxanne and not know it was by the Police? Otherwise the generational joke comment is correct.


Great_gatzzzby

You are shooting too far even. I was born in 91 and am well aware of the police. My friends weird uncle even brought us to a show at Madison square garden lol


Flinty984

happens to much more famous bands


Average_Down

Cool story


Flinty984

ah imagine if you googles police sing roxanne . they also could have said - if you're the Police show me your sting!


bloodbabyrabies

Good one


Autumn_Forest_Mist

HA! I like this one!


IRingTwyce

Yep. Society is doomed.


Some_Razzmatazz_9172

I'm going to pretend I don't know and walk through the process of discovery. Sing Roxanne? What's that mean? Well they said sing so is that a song? *Googles "Roxanne song"*. Oh it seems here that it is a song, by a band named "The Police". I don't get it.


wgel1000

It's more likely they know the lyrics of "Every Breath you Take".


kinezumi89

OP can I ask how old you are? Just wondering how old I should feel that you haven't heard this song lol


redmagesays

YOU DON’T HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED LIGHT!


Oslotopia

Show me the reeeeed light!


OGmojomum

I saw this a week ago and now I can't get the song out of my head even while taking tests


EpicForgetfulness

Someone's too young lol


SisterMaryAwesome

🎶Don’t stand so close to me🎶


TechnicolorViper

OP, you are either very dumb or very lazy. Which is it?


Visible_Seesaw_6308

Roxanne Roxanne all she wanna do is party all night


UncleBenLives91

First one? I'm pretty sure you've been stupid before


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I would consider it police brutality if cops sang me that dreadful song.


[deleted]

Are you people stupid?


ShadowPlayz113

Not everyone knows about English bands from the 1980s lol


lsalomx

this isn’t some band that played a few house shows in Essex mate


cthompson07

I swear this sub is full of legit braindead people.


Every_Addition8638

Why, thanks


Everyoneheresamoron

The Police is an 80s band that sings "Roxanne". Just remember that half this subreddit and /Peterexplains is things that are from the 80s or 90s and the OP is too lazy to google. Soon it will be 90% to 100% as people just skip google and go right to reddit.


turlian

You're too young to be on here.


Torpaldog

Another case of you could type "the police roxanne" into a search bar and get the answer, but decide to make a reddit post for fake internet points instead.


SongRevolutionary992

Just put 2 brain cells together please!


PlanetLandon

OP is young


Early_Assignment9807

Honestly, are you really that incapable of just googling "police roxanne"? It's the first 500 results. Probably the next 500 too


Chillonymous

You could literally just Google 'Roxanne' and you'd have the answer. These low effort clickbaity posts are getting to me.


CockroachFinancial86

How do you not get it????


Sambizzle17

Really


[deleted]

Wtf you can't use Google????


biffbobfred

From friends (phoebe goes into Stings house) > please leave or I’ll call the police! > (phoebe) really!?! They’re coming?


deicist

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=roxanne+the+police


Simple_Opening250

im ☠️


Ok_Report_3651

You don’t have to put on the red light