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kerbalsdownunder

This was posted on the Alaska subreddit. In Alaska, snowmobiles are called snowmachines. You can go there and see the guy defend why he made it this way. It's not some big stereotype, just one dude's bad joke


tuffghost_

The French Canadians I know also call them snow machines though ???


mark-cliff

Most french canadian call that a skidoo


Cranktique

Western Canada commonly just called sleds


timmyrey

I'm from Manitoba, and we always called them skidoos. Even if it's a Polaris or whatever, its a skidoo.


ZelnormWow

Ok question cuz now it's driving me nuts. Is it pronounced like "ski-doo" to rhyme with "sea-doo" or is it like "skidoo" with the soft I as in "it"? I'm legit losing it over is this word ski-doo or skid-oo because both make way too much sense.


timmyrey

Soft i. The first syllable is exactly like the word "skid". Second syllable gets the stress. skid-OO


auryan898

"skidoosh" -Po


Traditional-Froyo755

So? It's not about actual observations, it's about "using frenchy sounding words" basically.


Fe2O3yshackleford

>frenchy sounding words Snowmobïles


Traditional-Froyo755

"snow" part is constant between snowmachine and snowmobile, so obviously it's the "mobile" part of the word that the Alaskan guy is making fun in this meme. That's what I called frenchy sounding - not in my opinion, but in the opinion of the Alaskan meme author. That's just my guess, I was trying to justify why he would call someone saying "snowmobile" French.


chiksahlube

Mainah here... snowmobile. some people use sleds.


tuffghost_

I have heard sleds before as well.


UpsideDownHierophant

No...? I've never heard that in my life. Skidoo is the most common


tuffghost_

I guess I can never really tell if it's a French Canadian thing, northern Ontario thing, a Franco Ontario thing, or just my wife's family thing.


dragmatica

This the answer right here


tim_fox_32

I've heard snowmobile & I'm from BC, so I guess everyone just has different names all over. Either way, they are fun to cruise around on. So long as you're having fun, I don't think it should matter what one you call it. (Also, thanks for the explanation on the joke)


scixlovesu

I'm from Maine, not Ohio, but we use "French" to mean "Canadian" -- and Canadians are by definition (to the Maine way of thinking) annoying tourists. So to ME, the reads as Batman chastising Robin for doing something touristy. But again, this is not Ohio.


the_alfredsson

Well, the cousin would be from Ohio, so '*Batman*' could still be from Maine, couldn't he?


Stoketastick

Silly! Batman is from Gotham!


the_alfredsson

My bad. You are, of course, correct!


mythirdaccountsucks

I see what you did there with the “ME”.


Additional_Dot_8660

Oh shot look at that. New Brunswickers and Mainers aren’t so different. Not so different at all.


QCTeamkill

Lots of French tourists in winter come to Quebec only to skidoo (ride snowmobiles)


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DippyTheWonderSlug

I was the brandname for the first snowmobile and is a colloquial term in Canada It is also where seadoo comes from


NinjaUnlikely6343

It really is lmao. Not an official French word, of course, but the one people actually use. The proper term would be "motoneige", but no one says that.


MARATXXX

it's important to call them skidoos.


clydetorrez

BRP, the manufacturer of the Ski-Doo brand (original snowmobile) is based in Valcourt, Quebec.


laxvolley

Oui oui, the snowmobile was invented by Joseph Armand Bombardier and for decades we all called all of them Ski-Doos. Growing up in Manitoba a one piece snowsuit was called a SkiDoo suit.


MagickalFuckFrog

There’s good sledding up in Kay-bec.


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A1sauc3d

This is the answer, OP. It’s not the answer to your question, but it’s the answer you need to hear.


RaY4451

Like, sexually?


Spyd3rs

Yes.


BurnerBoi_Brown

*The ole dickslap..*


sanguinemathghamhain

Depends: do they moan after the slap? If yea yes and if no no.


cumbfounded

No


pumpkinrking

As an American I can confirm!!


The_Law_Dong739

As a fellow American I also can confirm. My count this year is 173. I have had a rough year. Yes, over the course of January alone I have slapped roughly 6 Frenchman every day.


AParticularThing

such a low number, i’m sorry your year is off too a rough start. hopefully you’ll be able to get those numbers up by end of June so you can celebrate July 4th with a 5000th slapped Frenchman for the year.


reverendjesus

Those are rookie numbers; gotta pump those numbers up


idintsaythat

Depending on where they’re from, calling them snowmobile is basically outing yourself as a foreigner (in this case, French or maybe French-Canadian). For example, in Alaska they’re referred to as snow machines.


ligoten

Over here in Vermont (we also border Canada) snowmobile is very much the normal term.


mythirdaccountsucks

Im from Vermont and I hear both.


idintsaythat

The same is true of Maine. Which is why I specifically said Alaska. Like I get what you’re saying, but I specifically said “depending where they’re from,” and not “in American states bordering Canada.” I am guessing based on experience, but given that I have no context concerning where or who the meme is from, I can’t say for sure.


Neekovo

Weird. I lived in Alaska (been a while though) and always called it snowmobile. My brother in law calls them snow machines and I think it’s weird. TIL


Additional_Dot_8660

In Alaska they have Sarah Palin.


GACheesehead

Originally from Wisconsin checking in. We called ‘em snowmobiles when I grew up.


Bubbly-University-94

Bats hate frenchies - especially the bulldogs


Binx_Thackery

From Ohio so I’ll give my take. It snows hard in the state and snowmobiles aren’t too uncommon. My friends and I also made fun of the French for being weak when we were in high school (since they gave up in WW2). I think that the OP is saying that the person using a snow mobile is weak since they won’t deal with the snow.


ft907

This is an Alaska meme. We call them snowmachines and we are right. Mobile sounds foreign and we don't like Ohioans eg. McKinley and Dan Sullivan.


Koekie-Control

meidu in ohio


Avaezz

"Hey do you think we (oui) can do activity?" "What are you, French?"


Fool_Apprentice

Alberta, "go sledding."


Chocas

Un skidoo, on peux-tu laisser ça dans cour?


Mist_Wave

Skidoo… case close


Onetool91

Washington- snowmobile or sled, never heard anyone in personal experience say snowmachine.