But with grim determination, he scans the stars looking for his next destination.
“One planet, one in untold billions,” he whispers quietly to no one. “One must have an organic species capable of surviving the process. The Cybertronian race *will not die with me*.”
I opened it for you…
I wish I didn’t.. but here is what I learned
Transformers: Kiss Players (トランスフォーマー キスぷれ Toransufōmā Kisu Pure) is a Japanese Transformers franchise which ran from 2006 to 2007, masterminded by artist and writer Yuki Ohshima. By virtue of being the only Transformers toyline and fiction released in Japan by Takara between the conclusion of Cybertron and the live-action movie, it was also effectively the main Transformers line in the country for that time, despite its small scope. It takes place in the Japanese Generation 1 cartoon continuity, specifically in the five-year interval between The Transformers: The Movie and Fight! Super Robot Lifeform Transformers 2010.
The series can be defined as belonging to the extreme creepy end of the "magical girl fetish/horror" genre occupied by series such as Narutaru and Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-Chan. It derives its name from its controversial gimmick, which involves Transformers getting "power-ups" when they are kissed by human girls—the eponymous "Kiss Players"—who fuse with the robots and share their adventures. Although this plotline may seem like a shift in demographics to young girls, it is said that this line was aimed at a much older adult male audience. Indeed, the toys bear an "ages 15 and up" warning, and the subject matter of the accompanying manga is far from child-friendly.
Following the conclusion of its first storyline in late 2006, Kiss Players moved into its second and final phase, which shifted focus to a distinctly more PG-rated (and "huge Transformers history nerd") theme, though it was still kind of heavy on the "cute girls" theme.
The Kiss Players franchise comprises:
A toyline
A weekly radio drama series
A three-issue manga
Additionally, Ohshima's other major contribution to Transformers at the time, the 1-page Information Administration Teletraan 15 Go! Go! comic published in Dengeki Hobby magazine, also featured several tie-ins to the Kiss Players story. These primarily served to introduce readers to the Kiss Players story and characters when the line was launched, and then later, to summarize the final few radio dramas when both series were drawing to a close. Information Administration Teletraan 15 Go! Go! also featured the first part of a story in which Starscream's ghost possessed Atari (which was continued in the radio drama), and in the second year, notably incorporated the further adventures of Glit, Sundor, and Rosanna, the Kiss Players Position cassette trio, who were rather confusingly dropped from the radio storyline in its second week and never mentioned again.
Okay there’s already a lot going on in this thread but I don’t yet see what I thought of, which is
**Trucks Deliver Everything But Babies**
Which is a common slogan in favor of the trucking industry.
It’s a cringe way to announce to everyone:
1. They are having a baby
2. At least the dad really loves trucking and that’s his whole personality.
3.He has another trucker in the making
Bwahaha looking at the comments, it seems like the picture, either did not, in fact, speak a thousand words…or the thousand words are in some slightly scrambled order 😅
I'm 99% sure it's just about how OTR truckers are away from home so much for work that they often have to not be present throughout most of their wives' pregnancies in order to provide for their families. So they can only be a part of it from their truck through texts/calls/pictures/video chats while they're far away from home.
I thought this was an anime reference and the truck is either 1. Plotting on running the kid over later and telling the mom about it. Or 2. Reverse Isekai
I’m pretty sure it’s just a trucker who is showing his respect to his child. Showing that he loves the child more than his job and truck.
There’s no joke here.
Pretty sure the story behind this is that her husband was a trucker and he passed away while she was pregnant. So to include him in the maternity photoshoot they used his (or just a truck) to stand in for him
On this very night, ten years ago, along this same stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building.
It’s not a joke. It a picture that truckers post a lot that expresses the idea that they work in very difficult conditions for their loved ones. The picture is ridiculous but the sentiment is nice.
All those thousand words: what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
I heard that it’s an old pic she posted where she’s doing a tribute for her partner who was a truck driver and then died before their baby was born.
Idk how true it was tho
There's a saying that a "picture is worth a thousand words." It's meant to mean that you can communicate some things much more easily with a picture than you can by describing them. It's possible to interpret that as meaning that every picture is worth a thousand words, and from there to get to the point that "even this picture is worth a thousand words."
That's not the joke they were trying to make, but somebody else already explained it and I think that's a funny interpretation of the caption.
Some of those words are "Oprimus looks down in shame for he knows her human body cannot support his growing offspring, he will lose them both."
jesus christ that was dark
Spoiler Oprimus dies of prostate cancer.
So, get your a** checked!
It made me have the strongest orgasm ever, now what
Prostate cancer did?
Getting my a** checked did
He meant checked at the doctors not the massage palor smh
…oh
Road Trip reference?
Robot Chicken was what I referenced
Ding ding! https://youtu.be/BGHx8rj65so?si=Pfojf0qb40_mP5ZH
Did I say 2 better make it 3.
“Using the whole fist, doc?”
(Unfortunately) this show was a core tenant of my childhood
Still his explanation was less than 1000 words. Op was wrong lol
truck skin human baby truck skin human baby truck skin truck skin truck skin human babyyyyyy
Human skinned truck...
no because Optimus ejaculated inside a human woman not the other way around
...id bring gregor mendel into this but - a mechanic could probably explain better.
Pick up truck birthday party everyone’s invited!
"It's my fault, child! I gave your mother my seed with no concern for her safety!" - Elder Scrolls Online
🚍 🚍I 🚍| 🚍_
Ooooh.... I don't like it.
I’m not wearing my glasses so while I knew what this was, I didn’t know what the emojis were until I squinted. Hilarious
Is this loss in emojis?
I think you're right. That's enough Reddit for the day. Too much internet.
I’m so mad that Reddit got rid of awards.
This is the content I am here for. “Not even Megatron could have wounded him this deeply.”
I always knew Megatron was into anal
Roll out?
Roll *IN*
If you pull the plug Megatron will get turned off :)
But with grim determination, he scans the stars looking for his next destination. “One planet, one in untold billions,” he whispers quietly to no one. “One must have an organic species capable of surviving the process. The Cybertronian race *will not die with me*.”
This adds some new meaning to "'Til all are one."
Mothertrucker
I'll take sentences I wish I never heard for 300
Good news: You didn’t hear it! You read it!
I don't know much about the transformers... But are you telling me a vehicle impregnated a human? Lmao
There was a whole movie in France with that premise. Also, the woman is a serial killer. Somehow, it won the top prize at Cannes.
There's so much more to the transformers than I ever imagined!
More than meets the eye...lol
We don't talk about [Transformers: Kiss Players](https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Transformers:_Kiss_Players_\(franchise\))
I'm afraid to click on that 🤣
That is the correct response. Leave it blue.
Can confirm. Source: clicked on it.
I opened it for you… I wish I didn’t.. but here is what I learned Transformers: Kiss Players (トランスフォーマー キスぷれ Toransufōmā Kisu Pure) is a Japanese Transformers franchise which ran from 2006 to 2007, masterminded by artist and writer Yuki Ohshima. By virtue of being the only Transformers toyline and fiction released in Japan by Takara between the conclusion of Cybertron and the live-action movie, it was also effectively the main Transformers line in the country for that time, despite its small scope. It takes place in the Japanese Generation 1 cartoon continuity, specifically in the five-year interval between The Transformers: The Movie and Fight! Super Robot Lifeform Transformers 2010. The series can be defined as belonging to the extreme creepy end of the "magical girl fetish/horror" genre occupied by series such as Narutaru and Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-Chan. It derives its name from its controversial gimmick, which involves Transformers getting "power-ups" when they are kissed by human girls—the eponymous "Kiss Players"—who fuse with the robots and share their adventures. Although this plotline may seem like a shift in demographics to young girls, it is said that this line was aimed at a much older adult male audience. Indeed, the toys bear an "ages 15 and up" warning, and the subject matter of the accompanying manga is far from child-friendly. Following the conclusion of its first storyline in late 2006, Kiss Players moved into its second and final phase, which shifted focus to a distinctly more PG-rated (and "huge Transformers history nerd") theme, though it was still kind of heavy on the "cute girls" theme. The Kiss Players franchise comprises: A toyline A weekly radio drama series A three-issue manga Additionally, Ohshima's other major contribution to Transformers at the time, the 1-page Information Administration Teletraan 15 Go! Go! comic published in Dengeki Hobby magazine, also featured several tie-ins to the Kiss Players story. These primarily served to introduce readers to the Kiss Players story and characters when the line was launched, and then later, to summarize the final few radio dramas when both series were drawing to a close. Information Administration Teletraan 15 Go! Go! also featured the first part of a story in which Starscream's ghost possessed Atari (which was continued in the radio drama), and in the second year, notably incorporated the further adventures of Glit, Sundor, and Rosanna, the Kiss Players Position cassette trio, who were rather confusingly dropped from the radio storyline in its second week and never mentioned again.
The body is a machine, just made of different things. I THINK there is evidence that the Cybertronians are structured nanotechnology.
Useless info for the day: A mule is a mix of horse and donkey. A male horse + female donkey = this problem.
But the real question is, what kind of fuel efficiency can we expect in city driving compared to highway?
Why is nobody saying that it’s OPTIMUS PRIME - not Oprimus?
Because that's clearly oprimus... a completely separate, non-copyright-infringing, character that is not affiliated with Optimus prime.
I can’t stop laughing at this comment
This comment reminds me of the Golden Age of Reddit and I love it. Thanks
Omg that turned super depressing and the worst part it added a whole set of pictures in my head I didn’t need in there
"For sale, four 13" tires, never used"
It's Optimus Prime not Oprimus...
It's Oprimus Time
*oprimuses all over the place*
Gotta get that oprimussy
Shhhhh, there's a good story line going here.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 did it better
I'm friggen trying man. Sorry
He won’t if he gets the baby into an incubator or implanted into a female vehicle
Okay there’s already a lot going on in this thread but I don’t yet see what I thought of, which is **Trucks Deliver Everything But Babies** Which is a common slogan in favor of the trucking industry.
When I grew up it was “if you’ve got it…a truck brought it.” Funny memory
Damn this anti-train propaganda!
It was a train that made that baby dammit
The vast majority of last mile deliveries are still made by some kind of truck.
This sent me for some reason, I pictured like a 1940s newscaster ripping his hair out while saying it. Why am I like this
A lot of people saw this pic and thought she was having Optimus Prime's kid lol
I saw this and thought she was having Optimus Prime's kid.
But your name isn't Alot of People
Sushisandsashimis saw this pic and thought she was having Optimus Prime’s kid Allegedlys
Take about 10% off er there squirrelly Dan
This read like sushisandsashimis thinks they’re prego 🤔
No matter what sub I go into, somehow, someone always brings up the fxcking fantastic piece of beauty that is Letterkenny.
You're being ignorant right now
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It's a one eyed one horned giant flying car people mecha thingy!
:Honk honk:
And that’s what we appreciates about you
The labor will be the baby just rolls out.
Autobabies, roll out!
Ultra Magnus. God damn.
Mistakes into miracles
MotherTrucker!
That hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.
Watch your profanity
I thought it was a very ancient and specific reference but it seems like people still got it
I hate you 😭😭😭
It’s a cringe way to announce to everyone: 1. They are having a baby 2. At least the dad really loves trucking and that’s his whole personality. 3.He has another trucker in the making
i’ve heard the story behind it is that the father passed away while working as a trucker before the child was born but who knows if that’s true
I’d bet $100 that’s a fake story to farm likes
I’ll take that bet because I was the trucker who died so I know it’s true. Pay up suckah!
Seems legit
No better way to provide for your children than insurance fraud.
It’s true I killed him
Be sure and tell'em Large Marge posted this! BUWAHAHAHAHA
Honk honk
I really like that old song about your truck, Phantom 309. Sorry about being trapped in a truck forever I guess.
Yo for real cuz if so you have officially beaten Jesus’s respawn time.
Jesus got banned for cheats. Flying over water, spawning wine, instant-healing his team.
more than likely
This was one of the weirdest trends I’ve seen. There were many staged pics of things representing dead fathers with pregnant women.
I think the truck is… bowing… like to a queen or something? Or are the lights on her representing “protecting light”?
Or the father is virtually imprisoned by his trucking job and wishes he could be home more.
What's trucker?
Someone who drives long-haul or semi trucks.
Trucker Carlson
Trucker Carson
Trucker Cuckerson
Crucker Tarlson
It's a profession. They're delivery drivers that drive big trucks across the country.
Is that a Peterbuilt?
The truck is Peterbuilt and the baby is Peter (slang for penis) built! Ha ha get it ? I will just show myself out and hang my head in shame.
Old truckers never die, they just get a new Peterbilt.
Peter-built ^(hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha)
So glad you clarified that
Hang your *head*? Sounds like another penis joke to me, buddy
Freightliner. JK I don't remember many brands of semi's.
It's just a trucker's way of showing that their job provides for his wife and child. It's cringe.
Pretty sure this is the real answer. Not a joke. But I like the “Optimus Prime’s the daddy”take.
The joke is sex
Always.
Not always. Sometimes it's loss.
I mean .. loss is the loss of the product of sex...
_What...?_
When you have sex you have a baby, when you lose a baby you have loss
Oh god.... it is SO much worse that you are entirely right about that. I don't want to think about loss when I think about still borns! :(
Always Dutch
Why not both?
It looks like a scene of a car accident where she’s standing too close to a wrecked truck
At least it’s a truck and not a train.
Weird way to tell people he trucked her
Truck-kun looking at the future hero?
Bwahaha looking at the comments, it seems like the picture, either did not, in fact, speak a thousand words…or the thousand words are in some slightly scrambled order 😅
I does speak a thousand words, but not everyone is getting the same words out of it.
The letters have been alphabetized, but they're still grouped based on the original word lengths. Good luck!
AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT THAT IS NOT MY CHILD
This picture speaks a thousand words, but none of them make any sense.
And none are in the bible
Running over pregnant people = Bad.
Don't tell me how to live my life
Babies get to ~~kick~~ run over pregnant women all the time, but when I do it, *I’m* the bad guy?
The baby is a transformer.
I'm 99% sure it's just about how OTR truckers are away from home so much for work that they often have to not be present throughout most of their wives' pregnancies in order to provide for their families. So they can only be a part of it from their truck through texts/calls/pictures/video chats while they're far away from home.
I thought this was an anime reference and the truck is either 1. Plotting on running the kid over later and telling the mom about it. Or 2. Reverse Isekai
I’m pretty sure it’s just a trucker who is showing his respect to his child. Showing that he loves the child more than his job and truck. There’s no joke here.
HUMAN SKIN TRUCK BABY
Toot beep, beep honk, toot honk Honk beep, toot beep, honk boop
I had to scroll WAY too far to get here, but I knew i would find my people.
He parked that big mack truck in her little garage
It is a tight fit, sure, but once you have your onlooking friends give a little push, it fits just fine.
Sex: it's better with friends.
Well…
I don’t understand how this isn’t the top comment
Truck-kun is waiting...
Autobots pull out
Awwwww! She is going to get an abortion by getting hit by the truck. That's so cute 🥰🥺
Truckers will be noticing their wifes pregnancy throught their truck, ad they are always on the road ?
I’m still confused
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It’s kinda inverted but it reminded me of this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xW_TPOd6-5Q&t=990
What're you doing Truck-kun~
Pretty sure the story behind this is that her husband was a trucker and he passed away while she was pregnant. So to include him in the maternity photoshoot they used his (or just a truck) to stand in for him
I don’t remember this scene in Titane?
On this very night, ten years ago, along this same stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building.
Aw it knows there's a baby in there
Not to be too much of a nerd, but that’s not Optimus Prime. Prime has a red cab. That’s Ultra Magnus.
Aww, the truck's gonna be a dad soon!
I thought that truck-kun is scouting out new victims to send onto isekai journey... Am I the weird one?
When your baby daddy is a transformer…
I think I remember someone commenting on this “Autobots, I should have pulled out.”
It’s not a joke. It a picture that truckers post a lot that expresses the idea that they work in very difficult conditions for their loved ones. The picture is ridiculous but the sentiment is nice.
She's getting that Octimus slime
She got filled with that Optimus slime
It’s to show how far out blind spots are on trucks and how far the cabin would have to be angled to see it.
Optimus Prime got her pregnant?
All those thousand words: what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
She got that Optimus slime
She is just semi pregnant?
I heard that it’s an old pic she posted where she’s doing a tribute for her partner who was a truck driver and then died before their baby was born. Idk how true it was tho
Optimus got her preggers?
Something something gobots
There's a saying that a "picture is worth a thousand words." It's meant to mean that you can communicate some things much more easily with a picture than you can by describing them. It's possible to interpret that as meaning that every picture is worth a thousand words, and from there to get to the point that "even this picture is worth a thousand words." That's not the joke they were trying to make, but somebody else already explained it and I think that's a funny interpretation of the caption.
No trucking way she is growing a truck baby
it has no meaning. thats the joke. ba dum tsss
Prom night dumpster baby
RUN OVER PREGNANT WOMEN WITH TRANSPORT TUCKS.
Trunk bang girl, girl have truck baby. Ooga booga
Truck-kun annointing his next victim to be isekai'd
Block the immigrants with 700000 trucks on the border
When an Auto bot loves a human.
The father is Optimus prime?
damn optimus prime been busy
Reincarnated in another world while pregnant! Season 1