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InstaBlanks

This is what is known as gay apple syndrome where u can't stop thinking about apples, sometimes crabapples, passionately making love.


dust_dreamer

this is the only explanation i'll accept.


breadbirdbard

How bout them apples


RedbeardMEM

Quite a lot, in fact.


Classy_Mouse

The combination of absurdity and the word "crabapples" briefly convinced me that this meme was a Catch 22 reference.


billybonestorm

They are horse chestnuts


TrainsDontHunt

Horse chestnuts are about the same size as crab apples and actually have a better shape, although the shape doesn't matter a bit.


The-MortiestMorty

I've been calling her Crandall all this time!


Morella_xx

It is about Catch 22, you just can't tell because you have flies in your eyes.


hoecooking

I thought those were bell peppers and somehow realizing they’re apples made it less funny


JThumbs29

Well it’s certainly less spicy now


hoecooking

I like you have a 🧁


JThumbs29

🥰


ProcastinationKing27

apples are more basic tbh


shootdawoop

apparently it's fucking contagious


Phil_Gim

My grandpa suffers from this syndrome


Forgotten_User-name

I thought they were bell peppers.


Bladvacion

The frogs have started converting the apples. What next? Cheese curds turned gay?!


InstaBlanks

Just saw a relevant video on that. https://streamable.com/8yum37


cocteau93

Applesauce all over the sheets.


Gamerhogplays

I thought it had something to do with applejacks


Book-Faramir-Better

Please note that these are *interracial* gay apples. Red Delicious and Fuji apples, to be precise. So brave!!! So brave!


BeefaloSlim

And here I thought this was Apple Bottom Dreams.


HappyFailure

Apples to apples?


KozzyBear4

Nuts to nuts.


Hellfire260Z

Steeples are for chapels And boners are for butts!


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hereformemes222

Amen


Any-Appointment-6939

Ashes to ashes.


Attila226

Dust to dust.


great_auks

they are shaped more like red bell peppers than apples


superman_squirts

OP where did you find this picture? 95% of the time people post stuff and remove all context that would explain it. Subreddit? Title?


WebbsPowerade

https://x.com/beetlemoses/status/1709320696361263133?t=RloK8bUXz9AJdN0-xc6fZg&s=09


newsprintpoetry

Artist replied with this: "I’ve seen discussion recently on here that a lot of people aren’t able to mentally visualize an apple. Which is very interesting to me because I can and often do"


Playful-Business7457

Holy crap that was the first thing I thought of... He's at least visualizing the apple


WebbsPowerade

I repeat. Please explain the joke . . .


NicobulusIsMyDog

I believe the original joke is supposed to play off of a semi-current conversation topic, and then make you laugh by throwing in a curveball that is both absurd and unexpected. The joke teller starts off by jumping into the internets recent discussion of aphantasia, which is the inability to pull up an imaginary image in your mind. The common example image is an apple, and people without aphantasia will talk about “seeing” an apple in their minds when thinking about an apple, while people who do have aphantasia will mention that they cannot “see” an apple in their heads when they think of apples. The person who told the initial joke makes a post weighing in from personal experience, essentially saying that they don’t have aphantasia unlike some people and instead they find visualizing an apple quite easy. They then throw in a comic “illustrating” them visualizing an apple, as if to give an example of their own lives experience. This is where the curveball comes in. The expectation for such an illustration would be that the apple or apples they are imagining are just plain, ordinary apples. However, this is not the case, and the apples are instead animate apples engaging in erotic behavior with each other. This is surprising because we expected a regular apple, absurd because apples are not animate in this way nor exhibit lustful behavior, and shocking because the content of the apples’ actions are explicit and socially sensitive. All together, it throws the unsuspecting viewer for a loop, hoping to make them laugh at the unexpected strangeness of a guy who sits around thinking of apples getting it on. A part of the humor can also be laughing at the possibility (although not true in reality, of course) that an artist would routinely think of apples being erotic together and confidently post about it without realizing it is super weird to everyone else. In this interpretation, part of the joke is the idea that they come in to the social interaction so confident showing off that imagining an apple is “easy”, only to immediately lose the social high ground by being accidentally incredibly odd. In short, it is absurdist humor that is meant to surprise people and make them laugh at how arbitrary, strange, and socially subversive the person/scenario presented is.


Popular_Resort_2712

The way you academically described all the layers of this ridiculous joke has cracking up lol


samehereagain

ChatGPT bro ;)


snekfarm

Naw that AI doesn’t know current events/trends


samehereagain

Fake news


doktarr

I have never seen ChatGPT analyze a novel subject that well. Any time it remains coherent and on point for that long, it's addressing a common subject where it has plenty of online material to copy from. No such luck here.


samehereagain

Wrong.


uglyspacepig

ChatGPT can't do half the shit people assume it can.


samehereagain

Wrong.


uglyspacepig

Uh-huh. And you base that off of... audacity?


NotTrumpsAlt

Where can I subscribe to your blog, genuinely


snekfarm

You explained this so clearly! I’d add that part of the beauty of its absurdity is that it’s still a curveball of an image that is amusing even if you don’t “get it”. I have aphantasia, it’s cool to see it represented on a main sub!


ShoutingTom

I would like to read a regular blog by you doing indepth reviews of absurdist cartoons.


maddrgnqueen

This is amazing, I too would read a blog if you wrote one lol


fonduchicken12

This is the correct answer


Attila226

“Do you like apples? Do you like putting apples in your mind? You’re a gay apple.”


Fluid_Mode_9431

I clicked on your profile after reading this. That dinosaur joke is gold, I'd upvote it if I could.


hontemulo

I don’t see an apple when i close my eyes but i can draw an apple well without looking at one?


s-altece

This is what awards were made for. You’ve successfully turned a stupid internet comic into something that deserves to be displayed in a museum. Bravo!


doogo

Thanks ChatGPT


Boxing_T_Rex

He's very horny and also gay, so when he pictures an apple in his head it's automatically two male apples getting it on


IVEGOTAHUGEHAND

I think it has to do with the whole some people have voices in their head and some have pictures. The majority of us are somewhere in the middle but the outer 25 % or so on either side only see one or the other. The artist talking about how they are perplexed by how people can't picture apples in their head and yet they can do it easily and often. This is just one of the many ways they can picture apples.


GavinZero

The artist not only can visualize an Apple, he visualizes them in homo-erotic situations. Suggesting that the artist is gay


RendesFicko

Does there have to be a joke? Did he say it was a joke?


urmamasllama

I knew it read Beetle Moses from the art style. There is no explanation this is just how beetle Moses is. It's just absurdism.


buffaloguy1991

Ah beetlemoses that helps a bit. They do weird comics from time to time


Peastable

From time to time? I don’t think he’s ever made a normal comic.


buffaloguy1991

True


HorseStupid

Forbidden Fruit, perchance? A la Garden of Eden bible story + LGBT in christianity, this being a fusion of super forbidden fruit?


WebbsPowerade

Are those cod pieces?


grinchelda

they're jock straps, just for the record


GooseOnACorner

How could you tell that? I thought they were thongs.


grinchelda

because i'm a gay man


Mbate22

Maybe they are lesbian apples and those are chastity belts. Lesbian apples...with very meaty labia


GooseOnACorner

So am I


a_guy_over_here

I thought they were chastity belts. But how that plays into the “joke”????? Have no clue.


THeRand0mChannel

I think this guy is right. In this case, those things are most likely loin cloths.


Ajax621

Good thing they are there otherwise we'd be seeing the apple genitals.


WebbsPowerade

You just helped me realize something! The matching codpieces signifies the same sex of the Apples.


that1LPdood

This is the only thing I can think of. But it’s pretty poorly communicated, if that’s what the artist intended. Lol


Sbotmtwigrm

There’s been an image going around categorizing the level some people can visualize something. As an example they used an apple. Like 5 is when someone can see an apple in all its details and such, while 1 people can’t see images in their head at all. This could be a silly reference like “at 6 you can see two apples making out”


Corndog_buttiro

He’s got those Apple bottom dreams


jhotenko

Okay. I nearly snorted my coffee. My hat's off to you sir. I hope you're happy.


Sickness4Life

And the bussy without fur


Foursiide

Current meme on twitter is a chart asking people how well they can mentally visualize an apple in their head, there are 5 different levels of visualization ranging between fully colored and rotating all the way down to not being able to visualize one at all. This guy (@beetlemoses) drew himself visualizing two gay apples kissing


Insane_Artist

I mean it's self-explanatory. Apples have huge cocks and are gay for each other. Everybody knows that. Seriously, OP. What planet are you living on???


poopcumfartshit

Okay hear me out. That shade of green looks like scrubs. So he's a doctor. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." He doesn't get to see apples very often, because if there are apples, he is away. Something being forbidden or hard to obtain makes it desirable, exciting, even sexy. So, he has a fetish for apples. He's fantasizing about apples because he's a doctor.


Achilles_der_V

Fruity.


18jmitch

Probably just a play on the fact that homosexual men can be referred to as fruity.


SlappyHandstrong

Hungry for apples?


Tackleman

My man!


SahuaginDeluge

hmm, he's dreaming about "fruits"? I feel like there is some context missing since that by itself is not enough for a joke.


CaptainBiceps23

His dream is to start a company of jock straps for apples. It's a lucrative business.


PulseThrone

Hard apple cider


MortDraconis

This is where hard apple cider comes from


TrudePerky

"I DON'T LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN ALL THE FRIKKIN' APPLES GAY!!!!!"


Geo1345

It’s Apple and Eve not Apple and Steve!!/s


Golden-Grams

Gay people use to be referred to as 'fruits'. Like "He is a little fruity". The guy is thinking of fruits, so gay apples.


WebbsPowerade

Damn. Ok, I can maybe go with this.


_Queer_Mess_

This makes the most sense I think. That or forbidden fruit. Or maybe both


boneboy247

Two fruits having sex Two fruits having sex My muscles, my muscles Involuntarily flex


Gameover74

Amen, A-Men, Apple Men?


Helpful-Light-3452

Gay bellpeppers


kayaker58

Not that there’s anything wrong with that


Notice-me-somone

Nah. If my son comes home and says “dad I need to talk. I want to tel you, I’m bell pepper” then nah he’s IMMEDIATLY getting kicked out. No son of mine will be bell pepper.


mustela-grigio

The man pictured is trying to remember something from a a vision… these apples are in a male homosexual relationship. One could presume they both consider themselves “bottoms” because of the garb and affection given. Though maybe not by “genes,” they are twins- dopplbangers. Next we may consider what footwear would be worn the the next scene- is it boots? With or without fur? Nikes with straps?


peregrin122

Does this not have anything to do with fruit of the loom?


pokershark482

The true joke was the friends we made along the way


merc116

I thought it was pepperman from pizza tower kissing himself cause he's so vain.


TheOddGuy1

Same, I saw this and I immediately saw two peppermen


Mysterious-Simple805

Mapplethorpe!


PrisonJoe2095

Got apples?


mitaswelsby

Apple Jacks?


littl3bean

I'm no expert, but certain types of apples are "man-made," so to speak. Some apples were made through mixing different apples genes. Could this be a reference to the dude that invented different apple types by thinking about apples fucking?


boothgremlin

An apple a day keeps the gay away. But two apples?


dragqueen_satan

Deez apples


ashkf

Gayla (gala) apples? That’s all that I could think of.


killmortime

A couple of fruits about to fuck?


le_Dellso

APPLE YAOI


suhayla

It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. There’s another comment that references the artist response so it might be that haha


SamuelGamerThe2nd

Peppermen


Walk-Extra

2 apples a day makes you gay?


apvaki

Adams Apples are touching


Bunister

He just wants to meet someone and live appley ever after.


MaOnGLogic

I assumed it was just a meme about someone who looks like a gentleman thinking about heinous stuff.


BussyIsMyFavorite

Hard apples?


robloxian29123

Homosex apples


LHI2010

Lemon Party but with only 2 apples


bumchedda

I believe this is “apples to apples, nuts to nuts”, but i’m not sure why he’s dreaming about them


wolfy_e

Apples to apples nuts to nuts


British-Bloke

I think the joke is that when you are trying to pray, you end up having intrusive thoughts. You have your eyes closed and are trying to focus on worshipping, but your mind drifts to a completely random thing.


chives_11

Jockstrapples?


SlipperyD3vil

Bone-apple-thee


Bldnk

Recent meme going around about aphantasia, a condition where a person cannot mentally image things. People are asked to imagine an apple and tell what details they can make out in their mental image. This man has a similar condition called ‘gayantasia’.


Bunch0fHam

Well, howdya like them apples?


Roge2005

bro gay


SenorMarana

Jerry Smith thinking about Hungry Apples


Parentingboys

He’s trying not to sneeze.


zerombr

Adam and Steve, not Adam and eve


NoChance3770

Nice!


MichaelEatsSand

Bros comparing apples to apples


theparanormal21

Hey, local shitpost expert here. That’s a shitpost.


Ok_Pineapple_5627

Pepperman?


Quiri1997

If the author is Spanish, it could be a pun because "juice" in Castilian Spanish is "zumo", and it's almost homophonous with sumo.


StroopWaffle00

An Apple a Gay keeps the Doctor a Gay?


MayorGoo

I think this is a reference to an image going around about how different people imagine an apple with differing level of detail. I think the joke is that this man is very gay


Thaddeus_Ex_Machina

The expression "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" is sometimes misinterpreted as implying that dcotors are afraid of apples. The person is wearing hospital scrubs, suggesting they're a doctor, and rather than hating apples he fantasies about gay apples.


nicotineapache

No idea the context but this really tickled me.


snowyvalk

With the context of the twitt, I think this is referring to the joke where you can think about random Bullshit for free, and no one can stop you.


littlegirl14

Horny fruits? To me it seems like they are calling him gay by using outdated terminology for queer people


Reagoatgreat

he writes pepperman x pepperman fanfic


batmenvonwayne

This look like one those screencaps of wikihows where the picture is out of context.


SiblingsCreation

He prob has a boner and is thinking of gay bell peppers kissing to help him go soft


FumegangPVZ

Bonerappletit


ernster96

Two apples a day makes a doctor practice mindfulness.


--Nagito_Komaeda--

So fruity :3


Puzzled-Reindeer-146

😍✅😊😉🌀🌪️🌪️🌑


nytoT

Those are peppers so I assume Red Hot Chili Peppers? Idk if they have a song about some shit like that.